I picked it up and walked towards a tree activating my Blue Claw skill it was easily cut down.

So I carried it setting it down on the ground awaiting for the blue screen to appear.

And like clockwork it appeared.

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Stone Macuahuitl Craft-able!

Material required:

Lumber of Wood

Large Stone Rock

To craft mark the material required.

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The screen turned blank and I could see the cut down tree and rock through it highlighted.

I tapped on both of them.

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Material Selected…

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The items from behind the screen disappeared and suddenly the blue screen widened and from within emerged the hilt of the wooden Macuahuitl handle appeared.

I grabbed it and began to effortlessly pull the rest out from the screen I inspected the wooden board and touched it swaying my hand across its oddly smooth wooden board.

The flat smooth surface sides of the weapon had carvings of a demonic skull on each side.

The rocks sticking out from the sides turned into blades they were all perfectly symmetric and sharp.

It didn't feel like the wooden bats I was use too back home.

But this club felt like it was crafted by an expert too absolute perfection too fit my hand.

Although it was cool it could not compare to the power of my Blue Claws a devilish smile began to creep onto my face.

The handle felt like my old baseball bats back home so it wasn't hard to adjust to the weight and balance after a few swings.

This thing felt a lot more comfortable than using my bare hands I wanted to take it out for a test run.

But it needed a name first hmm lets see…

My lucky baseball bat at home was named Bonnie so I think I'll call this one Clyde.

I swung Clyde around a few more times and gave the flat surface a kiss.

I left the river and wandered deep into the forest backtracking to the Goblin Cave.

In hopes of collecting a few tongues along the way I had come across a few familiar looking polka dotted rabbits.

I tried to catch them by whacking Clyde down on them but they were really fast and evaded each of my strikes escaping my grasp every time.

Unlike the fish who would swim down river literally coming to me I had to be more creative and use my head.

So instead of immediately attacking on sight I would simply chase it down until it would either tire itself out or trap itself in a hole and dig the sonova b.i.t.c.h out.

because of my recent evolution I had enough stamina to keep up without breaking much of a sweat.

I didn't bother skinning it since I didn't know how to so I just ate them with fur and all whole.

Unlike the blue bears fur there's wasn't as thick and rough to chew on.

Every now and then I would come across a few strange beast like a unicorn or a beefed up red super deer with four antlers.

But the strangest one had to be the ma.s.s of goo which I recognized as a green slime.

It didn't approach the Unicorn because I saw it shoot a f.u.c.king laser beam from its horn burning a hole though one of the red super deer.

The unicorn would begin casually eating it's gut's like gra.s.s from the hole it burned though.

So there was no way in h.e.l.l I was gonna f.u.c.k with that.

Carnivorous laser shooting unicorns were one thing but those red bulky super deer's were no joke either.

Since they could breathe fire and were almost three times my height.

I wasn't about to f.u.c.k with either of these killer fantasy freaks so when I came across a small ball of green slime it looked harmless.

So I casually approached it picking up a stick I found to poke it with.

Initially it stayed still until I was close enough to poke it with a stick I found that its surface felt like I was poking Jello.

But when I pulled the stick out, the tip of it had disintegrated leaving only a black mark over the now shortened tip.

I slowly backed away from it with my guard on full alert never keeping my eyes off it.

When it began to follow me I started to sweat and picked up my pace and it began bouncing in the air like a ball picking up speed towards me.

I kept running until I spotted a trio of generic green light skinned goblins each holding a wooden club they were happily chatting in that weird language among each other.

I smiled at the sight of my intended target.

Jack: "Giii." / "p.o.o.p."

(Intended meaning: "Perfect." )

The first goblin was holding a rabbit that had its face caved in by the ears.

While the second goblin had a handful of bugs and was happily chatting with the first goblin.

The third goblin was chilling back until it spotted me running towards their group.

They all immediately dropped what they were holding and went into a defensive position.

When I was close enough the first goblin came forward and swung his wooden club at my face.

Goblin one : "Gyaaah!"

Jack: "Giii Giii!" / "Eat p.o.o.p!"

(Intended meaning: "Move b.i.t.c.h!")

I used Clyde to block the attack and instead of countering I ran pa.s.sed him.

It looked confused until the green slime bounced on top of his head and began to cover his face in a green gelatinous bubble.

Goblin one screamed in pain as the slime melted his face off, his eyes having popped out and begin to disintegrate.

His screams were distorted by the slime's bubble and it sounded like he was screaming underwater.

Its pitiful screams soon turned into gurgles as his skin and flesh disintegrated into nothingness leaving only a clean white goblin skull on the corpses lifeless shoulders.

The slime then bounced off the goblins neck and disappeared into the forest having finished its meal.

The other goblins could only look upon it in horror completely forgetting about me as they watched their brothers face melt off.

I was bit upset that the slime had stolen one of the tongues I wanted.

Leaving behind only a useless bleeding headless corpse with a clean white skull on it.

The goblins were still frozen in fear when I walked up behind one and readied Clyde swinging him at Goblin 2's head.

Hitting the right side of Goblin 2's face it caused his body too violently spin with a spiral of blood flowing out the gash on his head.

His body made a nice squish and crack noise before falling to the ground with a loud thud.

Goblin 3 had been brought back into reality he had no time to mourn over the death of his two brothers.

As tears flowed down from Goblin 3's eyes he vowed vengeance against this Mustard colored Goblin ignoring the clear disadvantages.

He let out a roar of burning fury as he charged towards Jack with his wooden club overhead ready to cave in Jack's head.

Goblin Three: "Giii!" / "Die!"

Jack: "Giii Giii Gii GIi." / "Eat p.o.o.p Eat p.o.o.p."

(Intended meaning: "Come at me Bro.")

From what felt like pure instinct I stepped to the side avoiding Goblin 3's smash and swung Clyde down on Goblin 3's legs.

A sharp crunch noise could be heard as Clyde pierced and broke Goblin 3's legs.

The goblin fell face forward at charging speed dropping his weapon as his face dragged across the ground leaving a red skid mark as his legs twisted and distorted into unnatural positions.

Goblin 3 whimpered out a cry as its bones were visibly sticking out from his leg.

But instead of crying out in pain it continued to glare back at Jack with hateful eyes and began spitting out a slew of curses at Jack with intense malice.

Jack satisfied with his test run gave Clyde another kiss and began too lovingly caress the side blades of the weapon.

He rubbed his cheek against it as he was whispering sweet nothing's into it, as if the weapon was a secret lover .

This strange ritual was something Jack would do with his lucky baseball bat Bonnie every time he hit a home run.

He would do this in front of everybody during a baseball game with everyone watching including in front of his beloved family and younger sister.

Anyone seeing it would immediately think the body was a perverted weirdo, everyone except Jack that is...

His actions infuriated Goblin three so much to the point that he had begun to scream it's malicious curses at a high pitch as loud as possible towards Jack tearing apart his own throat in the process.

Jack was forced away from his sacred ritual with his beloved new toy Clyde.

And with a click of his tongue he walked towards the crippled Goblin who continued to glare a hateful look at him and scream curses at him.

Jack: "Tsk, Giii Giii." / "Tsk, Eat p.o.o.p."

(Intended meaning: "Tsk, So Noisy.")

Jack had initially ignored its cries and curses but could not ignore its loud annoying voice so when he arrived by the goblin's side.

He used Clyde to smash apart his arms tearing them into b.l.o.o.d.y pieces and chunks as the bones shattered with every swing.

Goblin three could only whale and scream in agony as he continued to glare at Jack still screaming curses at him.

Unable to move its arms and body it could only turn its neck to hatefully look at Jack who then carefully rested Clyde on the ground and was crouching beside him.

With a wide fake smile on his face Jack's hands began to glow a bright blue light that formed his hands into claws, he then hummed a catchy tune.

Jack activated his Blue Claws skill and punched at the Goblins mouth breaking all of its teeth leaving a b.l.o.o.d.y mess of gums and shattered teeth everywhere.

He ignored the death lurching screams of the goblin as he proceeded to reach into its mouth and violently rip out its tongue.

A gush and fleshy tear noise echoed through the Dark Forest.

Goblin three could only watch on no longer able to speak as its mouth could only make a b.l.o.o.d.y gurgle noise.

He watched in both horror and anger as Jack brought his severed tongue to his mouth and swallowed it whole.

Jack proceeded to Goblin 2's twitching body and ripped out his tongue eating it whole in front of Goblin 3.

Goblin 3 could only look on helplessly as this yellow fiend desecrated his brothers body and left him to die.

He looked on at Jacks figure disappearing into the forest as he continued humming a catchy tune playfully swinging his bladed club around.

Jack had made it back to the river and ended his day happily stomping on a few fish before eating them while he looked at his blue screen in front of him.

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Goblin Language Prerequisites required : Evolution Yellow Goblin

Cost : 10 Goblin Tongues

7/10 left

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Night came just as it had before. ending Jacks day as he slept atop a tree gleefully snuggling his new toy Clyde...