RUMMY What am I to do? I cant starve. Them Salvation lasses is dear good girls; but the better you are, the worse they likes to think you were before they rescued you. Why shouldnt they av a bit o credit, poor loves? theyre worn to rags by their work. And where would they get the money to rescue us if we was to let on we're no worse than other people? You know what ladies and gentlemen are.

PRICE Thievin swine! Wish I ad their job, Rummy, all the same. Wot does Rummy stand for? Pet name praps?

RUMMY Short for Romola.19 PRICE For wot!?

RUMMY Romola. It was out of a new book. Somebody me mother wanted me to grow up like.

PRICE We're companions in misfortune, Rummy. Both on us got names that nobody cawnt pronounce. Consequently I'm Snobby and youre Rummy because Bill and Sally wasnt good enough for our parents. Such is life!

RUMMY Who saved you, Mr. Price? Was it Major Barbara?

PRICE No: I come here on my own. I'm goin to be Bronterre O'Brien Price, the converted painter. I know wot they like. I'll tell em how I blasphemed and gambled and wopped my poor old mother RUMMY [shocked] [shocked] Used you to beat your mother? Used you to beat your mother?

PRICE Not likely. She used to beat me. No matter: you come and listen to the converted painter, and youll hear how she was a pious woman that taught me me prayers at er knee, an how I used to come home drunk and drag her out o bed be er snow white airs, an lam into er with the poker.

RUMMY Thats whats so unfair to us women. Your confessions is just as big lies as ours: you dont tell what you really done no more than us; but you men can tell your lies right out at the meetins and be made much of for it; while the sort o confessions we az to make az to be whispered to one lady at a time. It aint right, spite of all their piety.

PRICE Right! Do you spose the Army 'd be allowed if it went and did right? Not much. It combs our air and makes us good little blokes to be robbed and put upon. But I'll play the game as good as any of em. I'll see somebody struck by lightnin, or hear a voice sayin "Snobby Price: where will you spend eternity?" I'll ave a time of it, I tell you.

RUMMY You wont be let drink, though.

PRICE I'll take it out in gorspellin, then. I dont want to drink if I can get fun enough any other way.

JENNY HILL, a pale, overwrought, pretty Salvation lass of 18, 18, comes in through the yard gate, leading PETER SHIRLEY, a half hardened, half worn-out elderly man, weak with hunger. comes in through the yard gate, leading PETER SHIRLEY, a half hardened, half worn-out elderly man, weak with hunger.

JENNY (supporting him] (supporting him] Come! pluck up. I'll get you something to eat. Youll be all right then. Come! pluck up. I'll get you something to eat. Youll be all right then.

PRICE [rising and hurrying officiously to take the old man offjenny's hands] [rising and hurrying officiously to take the old man offjenny's hands] Poor old man! Cheer up, brother: youll find rest and peace and appiness ere. Hurry up with the food, miss: e's fair done. Poor old man! Cheer up, brother: youll find rest and peace and appiness ere. Hurry up with the food, miss: e's fair done. [JENNY hurries into the shelter.] [JENNY hurries into the shelter.] Ere, buck up, daddy! shes fetchin y' a thick slice o breadn treacle, an a mug o sky-blue. Ere, buck up, daddy! shes fetchin y' a thick slice o breadn treacle, an a mug o sky-blue.at [He seats him at the corner of the table.] [He seats him at the corner of the table.]

RUMMY (gailyJ (gailyJ Keep up your old art! Keep up your old art!au Never say die! Never say die!

SHIRLEY I'm not an old man. I'm ony 46. I'm as good as ever I was. The grey patch come in my hair before I was thirty. All it wants is three pennorth o hair dye: am I to be turned on the streets to starve for it? Holy God! I've worked ten to twelve hours a day since I was thirteen, and paid my way all through; and now am I to be thrown into the gutter and my job given to a young man that can do it no better than me because Ive black hair that goes white at the first change?

PRICE [cheerfully] [cheerfully] No good jawrin about it. Youre ony a jumped-up, jerked-off, orspittle-turned-out incurable No good jawrin about it. Youre ony a jumped-up, jerked-off, orspittle-turned-out incurableav of an ole workin man: who cares about you? Eh? Make the thievin swine give you a meal: theyve stole many a one from you. Get a bit o your own back. of an ole workin man: who cares about you? Eh? Make the thievin swine give you a meal: theyve stole many a one from you. Get a bit o your own back. [JENNY returns with the usual meal. [JENNY returns with the usual meal.] There you are, brother. Awsk a blessin an tuck that into you.

SHIRLEY [looking at it ravenously but not touching it, and crying like a child] [looking at it ravenously but not touching it, and crying like a child] I never took anything before. I never took anything before.

JENNY [petting him] [petting him] Come, come! the Lord sends it to you: he wasnt above taking bread from his friends; and why should you be? Besides, when we find you a job you can pay us for it if you like. Come, come! the Lord sends it to you: he wasnt above taking bread from his friends; and why should you be? Besides, when we find you a job you can pay us for it if you like.

SHIRLEY [eagerly] [eagerly] Yes, yes: thats true. I can pay you back: its only a loan. Yes, yes: thats true. I can pay you back: its only a loan. [Shivering.] [Shivering.] Oh Lord! oh Lord! Oh Lord! oh Lord! [He turns to the table and attacks [He turns to the table and attacks the the meal ravenously. meal ravenously.]

JENNY Well, Rummy, are you more comfortable now?

RUMMY God bless you, lovey! youve fed my body and saved my soul, havent you? [JENNY, touched, kisses her.] [JENNY, touched, kisses her.] Sit down and rest a bit: you must be ready to drop. Sit down and rest a bit: you must be ready to drop.

JENNY Ive been going hard since morning. But theres more work than we can do. I mustnt stop.

RUMMY Try a prayer for just two minutes. Youll work all the better after.

JENNY [her eyes lighting up] [her eyes lighting up] Oh isnt it wonderful how a few minutes prayer revives you! I was quite lightheaded at twelve o'clock, I was so tired; but Major Barbara just sent me to pray for five minutes; and I was able to go on as if I had only just begun. Oh isnt it wonderful how a few minutes prayer revives you! I was quite lightheaded at twelve o'clock, I was so tired; but Major Barbara just sent me to pray for five minutes; and I was able to go on as if I had only just begun. [To PRICE.] [To PRICE.] Did you have a piece of bread? Did you have a piece of bread?

PRICE [with unction] [with unction] Yes, miss; but Ive got the piece that I value more; and thats the peace that passeth hall hannerstennin. Yes, miss; but Ive got the piece that I value more; and thats the peace that passeth hall hannerstennin. aw aw RUMMY [fervently] Glory Hallelujah! Glory Hallelujah!

BILL WALKER, a rough customer of about 25 , , appears at the yard gate and looks malevolently at JENNY. appears at the yard gate and looks malevolently at JENNY.

JENNY That makes me so happy. When you say that, I feel wicked for loitering here. I must get to work again.

She is hurrying to the shelter, when the new-comer moves quickly up to the door and intercepts her. His manner is so threatening that she retreats as he comes at her truculently, driving her down the yard.

BILL I know you. Youre the one that took away my girl. Youre the one that set er agen me. Well, I'm goin to av er out. Not that I care a curse for her or you: see? But I'll let er know; and I'll let you know. I'm goin to give er a doin thatll teach er to cut away from me. Now in with you and tell er to come out afore I come in and kick er out. Tell er Bill Walker wants er. She'll know what that means; and if she keeps me waitin itll be worse. You stop to jaw back at me; and I'll start on you: d'ye hear? Theres your way. In you go. [He takes her by the arm and slings her towards the door of the shelter. She falls on her hand and knee. RUMMY helps her up [He takes her by the arm and slings her towards the door of the shelter. She falls on her hand and knee. RUMMY helps her up again.] again.]

PRICE [rising, and venturing irresolutely towards BILL] [rising, and venturing irresolutely towards BILL] Easy there, mate. She aint doin you no arm. Easy there, mate. She aint doin you no arm.

BILL Who are you callin mate? [Standing over him threateningly. [Standing over him threateningly.] Youre goin to stand up for her, are you? Put up your ands.

RUMMY [running indignantly to him to scold him] [running indignantly to him to scold him] Oh, you great brute- Oh, you great brute-[He instantly swings his left hand back against her face. She screams and reels back to the trough, where she sits down, covering her bruised face with her hands and rocking herself and moaning with pain. ]

JENNY [going to her] [going to her] Oh God forgive you! How could you strike an old woman like that? Oh God forgive you! How could you strike an old woman like that?

BILL [seizing her by the hair so violently that she also screams, and tearing her away from the old woman] [seizing her by the hair so violently that she also screams, and tearing her away from the old woman] You Gawd forgive me again and I'll Gawd forgive you one on the jaw thatll stop you prayin for a week. You Gawd forgive me again and I'll Gawd forgive you one on the jaw thatll stop you prayin for a week. [Holding [Holding her her and turning fiercely and turning fiercely on PRICE.] Av you anything to say agen it? Eh? on PRICE.] Av you anything to say agen it? Eh?

PRICE [intimidated] [intimidated] No, matey: she aint anything to do with me. No, matey: she aint anything to do with me.

BILL Good job for you! I'd put two meals into you and fight you with one finger after, you starved cur. [To JENNY.] [To JENNY.] Now are you goin to fetch out Mog Habbijam; Now are you goin to fetch out Mog Habbijam;ax or am I to knock your face off you and fetch her myself? or am I to knock your face off you and fetch her myself?

JENNY [writhing in his grasp] [writhing in his grasp] Oh please someone go in and tell Major Barbara- Oh please someone go in and tell Major Barbara-[She screams again as he wrenches her head down; and PRICE and RUMMY flee into the shelter.]

BILL You want to go in and tell your Major of me, do you?

JENNY Oh please dont drag my hair. Let me go.

BILL Do you or dont you? [She stifles a scream.] [She stifles a scream.] Yes or no. Yes or no.

JENNY God give me strength- BILL [striking her with his fist in the face [striking her with his fist in the face]20 Go and shew her that, and tell her if she wants one like it to come and interfere with me. Go and shew her that, and tell her if she wants one like it to come and interfere with me. [JENNY, crying with pain, goes into the shed. He goes to the form and addresses the old man.] [JENNY, crying with pain, goes into the shed. He goes to the form and addresses the old man.] Here: finish your mess; and get out o my way. Here: finish your mess; and get out o my way.

SHIRLEY [springing up and facing him fiercely, with the mug in his hand] [springing up and facing him fiercely, with the mug in his hand] You take a liberty with me, and I'll smash you over the face with the mug and cut your eye out. Aint you satisfied -young whelps like you-with takin the bread out o the mouths of your elders that have brought you up and slaved for you, but you must come shovin and cheekin and bullyin in here, where the bread o charity is sickenin in our stum micks ? You take a liberty with me, and I'll smash you over the face with the mug and cut your eye out. Aint you satisfied -young whelps like you-with takin the bread out o the mouths of your elders that have brought you up and slaved for you, but you must come shovin and cheekin and bullyin in here, where the bread o charity is sickenin in our stum micks ?

BILL [contemptuously, but backing a little] [contemptuously, but backing a little] Wot good are you, you old palsy mug? Wot good are you? Wot good are you, you old palsy mug? Wot good are you?

SHIRLEY As good as you and better. I'll do a day's work agen you or any fat young soaker of your age. Go and take my job at Horrockses, where I worked for ten year. They want young men there: they cant afford to keep men over forty-five. Theyre very sorry-give you a character and happy to help you to get anything suited to your years-sure a steady man wont be long out of a job. Well, let em try you. Theyll find the differ. What do you know? Not as much as how to beeyave yourself-layin your dirty fist across the mouth of a respectable woman!

BILL Dont provoke me to lay it acrost yours: d'ye hear?

SHIRLEY [with blighting contempt] [with blighting contempt] Yes: you like an old man to hit, dont you, when youve finished with the women. I aint seen you hit a young one yet. Yes: you like an old man to hit, dont you, when youve finished with the women. I aint seen you hit a young one yet.

BILL [stung] You lie, you old soupkitchener, you. There was a young man here. Did I offer to hit him or did I not?

SHIRLEY Was he starvin or was he not? Was he a man or only a crosseyed thief an a loafer? Would you hit my son-in-law's brother?

BILL Who's he?

SHIRLEY Todger Fairmile o Balls Pond. Him that won 20 off the Japanese wrastler at the music hall by standin out 17 minutes 4 seconds agen him.

BILL [sullenly] [sullenly] I'm no music hall wrastler. Can he box? I'm no music hall wrastler. Can he box?

SHIRLEY Yes: an you cant.

BILL Wot! I cant, cant I? Wots that you say [threatening him]? [threatening him]?

SHIRLEY [not budging an inch] [not budging an inch] Will you box Todger Fairmile if I put him on to you? Say the word. Will you box Todger Fairmile if I put him on to you? Say the word.

BILL [subsiding with a slouch] [subsiding with a slouch] I'll stand up to any man alive, if he was ten Todger Fairmiles. But I dont set up to be a perfes sional. I'll stand up to any man alive, if he was ten Todger Fairmiles. But I dont set up to be a perfes sional.

SHIRLEY [looking down on him with unfathomable disdain] [looking down on him with unfathomable disdain] You box! Slap an old woman with the back o your hand! You hadnt even the sense to hit her where a magistrate couldnt see the mark of it, you silly young lump of conceit and ignorance. Hit a girl in the jaw and ony make her cry! If Todger Fairmile'd done it, she wouldnt a got up inside o ten minutes, no more than you would if he got on to you.Yah! I'd set about you myself if I had a week's feedin in me instead o two months starvation. You box! Slap an old woman with the back o your hand! You hadnt even the sense to hit her where a magistrate couldnt see the mark of it, you silly young lump of conceit and ignorance. Hit a girl in the jaw and ony make her cry! If Todger Fairmile'd done it, she wouldnt a got up inside o ten minutes, no more than you would if he got on to you.Yah! I'd set about you myself if I had a week's feedin in me instead o two months starvation. [He returns to the table to finish his meal. [He returns to the table to finish his meal.]

BILL [following him and stooping over him to drive the taunt in] [following him and stooping over him to drive the taunt in] You lie! you have the bread and treacle in you that you come here to beg. You lie! you have the bread and treacle in you that you come here to beg.

SHIRLEY [bursting into tears] [bursting into tears] Oh God! it's true: I'm only an old pauper on the scrap heap. Oh God! it's true: I'm only an old pauper on the scrap heap. [Furiousty.] [Furiousty.] But youll come to it yourself; and then youll know. Youll come to it sooner than a teetotaller like me, fillin yourself with gin at this hour o the mornin! But youll come to it yourself; and then youll know. Youll come to it sooner than a teetotaller like me, fillin yourself with gin at this hour o the mornin!

BILL I'm no gin drinker, you old liar; but when I want to give my girl a bloomin good idin I like to av a bit o devil in me : see? An here I am, talkin to a rotten old blighter like you sted o givin her wot for. [Working himself into a rage.] [Working himself into a rage.] I'm goin in there to fetch her out. I'm goin in there to fetch her out. [He makes vengefully for the shelter door. [He makes vengefully for the shelter door. ] ]

SHIRLEY Youre goin to the station on a stretcher, more likely; and theyll take the gin and the devil out of you there when they get you inside. You mind what youre about: the major here is the Earl o Stevenage's granddaughter.

BILL [checked] [checked] Garn! Garn!ay SHIRLEY Youll see.

BILL [his resolution oozing] [his resolution oozing] Well, I aint done nothin to er. Well, I aint done nothin to er.

SHIRLEY Spose she said you did! who'd believe you?

BILL [very uneasy, skulking back to the corner of the penthouse] [very uneasy, skulking back to the corner of the penthouse] Gawd! theres no jastice in this country. To think wot them people can do! I'm as good as er. Gawd! theres no jastice in this country. To think wot them people can do! I'm as good as er.

SHIRLEY Tell her so. Its just what a fool like you would do. BARBARA, brisk and businesslike, comes from the shelter with a note book, and addresses herself to SHIRLEY. BILL, cowed, sits down in the corner on a form, and turns his back on them. BARBARA, brisk and businesslike, comes from the shelter with a note book, and addresses herself to SHIRLEY. BILL, cowed, sits down in the corner on a form, and turns his back on them.

BARBARA Good morning.

SHIRLEY [standing up and taking off his hat] [standing up and taking off his hat] Good morning, miss. Good morning, miss.

BARBARA Sit down: make yourself at home. [He hesitates; but she puts a friendly hand on his shoulder and makes him obey.] [He hesitates; but she puts a friendly hand on his shoulder and makes him obey.] Now then! since youve made friends with us, we want to know all about you. Names and addresses and trades. Now then! since youve made friends with us, we want to know all about you. Names and addresses and trades.

SHIRLEY Peter Shirley. Fitter. Chucked out two months ago because I was too old.

BARBARA [not at all surprised] [not at all surprised] Youd pass still. Why didnt you dye your hair? Youd pass still. Why didnt you dye your hair?

SHIRLEY I did. Me age come out at a coroner's inquest on me daughter. 21 21 BARBARA Steady?

SHIRLEY Teetotaller. Never out of a job before. Good worker. And sent to the knackersaz like an old horse! like an old horse!

BARBARA No matter: if you did your part God will do his.

SHIRLEY [suddenly stubborn] [suddenly stubborn] My religion's no concern of anybody but myself. My religion's no concern of anybody but myself.

BARBARA [guessing] I [guessing] I know. Secularist? know. Secularist?ba SHIRLEY [hotly] [hotly] Did I offer to deny it? Did I offer to deny it?

BARBARA Why should you? My own father's a Secularist, I think. Our Father-yours and mine-fulfils himself in many ways; and I daresay he knew what he was about when he made a Secularist of you. So buck up, Peter! we can always find a job for a steady man like you. [SHIRLEY, disarmed, touches his hat. She turns from him to BILL.] [SHIRLEY, disarmed, touches his hat. She turns from him to BILL.] Whats your name? Whats your name?

BILL [insolently] [insolently] Wots that to you? Wots that to you?

BARBARA [calmly making a note] [calmly making a note] Afraid to give his name. Any trade? Afraid to give his name. Any trade?

BILL Who's afraid to give his name? (Doggedly, with a sense of heroically defying the House of Lords in the person of Lord Stevenage. (Doggedly, with a sense of heroically defying the House of Lords in the person of Lord Stevenage. If you want to bring a charge agen me, bring it. If you want to bring a charge agen me, bring it. [She waits, unruffled. [She waits, unruffled. My name's Bill Walker. My name's Bill Walker.

BARBARA [as if the name were familiar: trying to remember how] [as if the name were familiar: trying to remember how] Bill Walker? [ Bill Walker? [Recollecting.] Oh, I know: youre the man that Jenny Hill was praying for inside just now. [She enters his name in her note book. [She enters his name in her note book.]

BILL Who's Jenny Hill? And what call has she to pray for me?

BARBARA I dont know. Perhaps it was you that cut her lip.

BILL [defiantty] [defiantty] Yes, it w a s me that cut her lip. I aint afraid o you. Yes, it w a s me that cut her lip. I aint afraid o you.

BARBARA How could you be, since youre not afraid of God? Youre a brave man, Mr. Walker. It takes some pluck to do our work here; but none of us dare lift our hand against a girl like that, for fear of her father in heaven.

BILL [sullenly] [sullenly] I want none o your cantin jaw. I suppose you think I come here to beg from you, like this damaged lot here. Not me. I dont want your bread and scrape and catlap. I want none o your cantin jaw. I suppose you think I come here to beg from you, like this damaged lot here. Not me. I dont want your bread and scrape and catlap. bb bb I dont believe in your Gawd, no more than you do yourself. I dont believe in your Gawd, no more than you do yourself.

BARBARA (sunnily apologetic and ladylike, as on a new footing with him] (sunnily apologetic and ladylike, as on a new footing with him] Oh, I beg your pardon for putting your name down, Mr. Walker. I didnt understand. I'll strike it out. Oh, I beg your pardon for putting your name down, Mr. Walker. I didnt understand. I'll strike it out.

BILL [taking this as a slight, and deeply wounded by it] [taking this as a slight, and deeply wounded by it] Eah! you let my name alone. Aint it good enough to be in your book? Eah! you let my name alone. Aint it good enough to be in your book?

BARBARA [considering] [considering] Well, you see, theres no use putting down your name unless I can do something for you, is there? Whats your trade? Well, you see, theres no use putting down your name unless I can do something for you, is there? Whats your trade?

BILL [still smarting] [still smarting] Thats no concern o yours. Thats no concern o yours.

BARBARA Just so. [Very businesslike.] [Very businesslike.] I'll put you down as [ I'll put you down as [writing] the man who-struck-poor little Jenny Hill-in the mouth. the man who-struck-poor little Jenny Hill-in the mouth.

BILL [rising threateningly] [rising threateningly] See here. Ive ad enough o this. See here. Ive ad enough o this.

BARBARA [quite sunny and fearless] [quite sunny and fearless] What did you come to us for? What did you come to us for?

BILL I come for my girl, see? I come to take her out o this and to break er jawr for her.

BARBARA [complacently] [complacently] You see I was right about your trade. You see I was right about your trade. [BILL, on the point of retorting furiously, finds himself, to his great shame and terror, in danger of crying instead. He sits down again suddenly. [BILL, on the point of retorting furiously, finds himself, to his great shame and terror, in danger of crying instead. He sits down again suddenly. ] Whats her name? ] Whats her name?

BILL (dogged] (dogged] Er name's Mog Abbijam: thats wot her name is. Er name's Mog Abbijam: thats wot her name is.

BARBARA Oh, she's gone to Canning Town, to our barracks there.

BILL [fortified by his resentment of MOG's perfidy] [fortified by his resentment of MOG's perfidy] Is she? [ Is she? [Vindictively.) Then I'm goin to Kennintahn arter her. goin to Kennintahn arter her. [He crosses to the gate; [He crosses to the gate; hesitates; hesitates; finally comes back at Barbara.] finally comes back at Barbara.] Are you lyin to me to get shut o me? Are you lyin to me to get shut o me?

BARBARA I dont want to get shut of you. I want to keep you here and save your soul. Youd better stay: youre going to have a bad time today, Bill.