The two of them realized that they were likely to be the person they were looking for.

A peddler selling baked sausage pa.s.sed by Zhou Han.

Zhou Han thought for a while then he bought two sausages and walked over to Miyazaki Airi.

Oh... Miyazaki Airi sighed, disappointed to believe the reality, it seems that this person is really her brother.

"Miyazaki Airi?" Zhou Han tried to ask a question.

Miyazaki Airi nodded, with a complex look.

"It is you ah! I have waited for seven hours! It's tiring for me... ..." Zhou Han exposed his bitter grievances, then handed a sausage to Miyazaki Airi "Do not speak, eat my big sausage first... "

After Zhou Han finished speaking he thought that there was a little dirty meaning behind of what he said, but didn't try to think about it again.

Miyazaki Airi looked at the hands of Zhou Han that was holding the sausage, she did not speak and didn't try to apprehend the meaning behind of what Zhou Han said.

Zhou Han scratched his head, confused, I thought that she will eat it? I'm very hungry, and she hasn't eaten for such a long time too, aren't you hungry? 

Oh! I understand, she can't speak Chinese?

"Great Monarch, I, big sausage, Mixi Mixi, you understand?" Zhou Han said while shoving the sausage back and forth in his mouth, trying to make Miyazaki Airi understand what he said with his gesture, although it's unintentional, the action he did was extremely perverted. [1]

Miyazaki Airi looked at Zhou Han's dirty action, she almost fainted, and thought, Ah, What kind of person is this! Do I really have to live with this sort of person for a long time? I want to die... ...

Zhou Han licked the big sausage vigorously, Miyazaki Airi is unable to stand it anymore, she said, in a clear, cold tone, "I don't want it!"

"Eh, you can speak Chinese?" Zhou Han stupidly asked.

"I had a Chinese tutorial, and I had no problem with my daily communication."

"Oh, that's good, I still had a headache, how can I communicate with a foreigner?" Zhou Han breathed a sigh of relief then asked, "Aren't you hungry? you don't want to try and eat my big sausage anymore?"

"Do you think I don't understand? You are s.e.xually hara.s.sing me! I'll call the police!" Miyazaki Airi frowned.

"s.e.xual hara.s.sment? Hahaha!" Zhou Han laughed, "I'm going to hara.s.s an airport girl?"

"You... ..." Miyazaki Airi who's breathing heavily seething with anger, shouted, "And this airport girl is still better than a toe-picking idiot! Disgusting![2]

"Me! a tram GEEK?!" Zhou Han pointed to himself, angrily said, "You'd better be polite when you talk to me, I'm the boss in the house, you should respect me, after all, you're only lodging to my house, like a stray cat and dog.[2.1]

"You——!"

Miyazaki Airi wanted to refute, but her stomach suddenly rumbled with a sound of "gū gū gū gū", her face reddened in embarra.s.sment, the atmosphere became a little awkward.

"Did you just... ..." Zhou Han puts on a poker face, "Did you just fart? AH HA HA HA!"

Zhou Han unconcerned about their current situation unexpectedly laughed out loudly, Miyazaki Airi was filled with anger, she raised her eyebrows, "This guy... ..."

"If I was in public places picking on my toes without concern, then you don't have to worry about farting in public, it will be gone with the wind... ..." Zhou Han said to Miyazaki Airi indicating that they're both in the same boat and should reconcile.

Miyazaki Airi with a gloomy face, shoulders trembling with anger, truly lost her patience, walked quickly in front of Zhou Han, and fiercely stomped her foot.

"Ah——!" Zhou Han screams and shrinks his feet back.

"d.a.m.n! You b.a.s.t.a.r.d!" Miyazaki Airi delivered a heavy punch on Zhou Han's chin, he spins and flies out.

Zhou Han lying on the ground turned his eyes, his heart sighed, this girl has a great strength, so what's a younger sister... she's too dangerous... ...

Although two of them were hungry, they didn't eat, in the request of Miyazaki Airi, they instead went to the supermarket to buy vegetables.

Zhou Han took the suitcase, wearing a SpongeBob pajamas and slippers, in the street, he appears to be neither fish nor fowl, attracting the gaze of people with a raised eyebrows.

"Hey!" Zhou Han said with a tone with dissatisfaction, "Why do you want me to take your luggage?!"

Miyazaki Airi who's carrying vegetables walks in front of him and didn't turn her head, "Don't talk to me, I'd be mistaken for someone whose together with a toe-picking idiot."

"You!" Zhou Han stopped, "You are talking like this with someone who's helping you? Believe it or not, I can leave you here, and I'll tell you what, there are a lot of bad guys here, you're likely to be sold by traffickers on the mountains, and be forced into a Tongyangxi marriage, are you afraid now?"[3]

"Child bride?" Miyazaki Airi at a loss, she didn't understand.

"Tsk, really stupid." Zhou Han clicked his tongue, "A family would adopt a pre-adolescent daughter as a future bride for one of their children and raise them together, understand?"

Miyazaki Airi thought for a while, probingly asked, "Sow?"

"Pfff——!" Zhou Han almost choked to death on his own saliva, "Where did that word come from, I just wanted to tell you that if I leave you now, you're dead."

"So that's it ... ..." Miyazaki Airi didn't care and smiled, "Uncle Zhou told me that if you don't treat me well, he will put on hold your pocket money, your livelihood, if you don't have any money then won't you starve to death?"

Zhou Han's face was expressionless and silently stretched out his hand.

"I will help you carry the vegetables, you must be tired. The truth is, I'm a very diligent man."

Miyazaki Airi shook her head.

After walking for a while they finally arrived at the residential area, the overall environment of the place looked safe and the greenery can still be seen, Zhou Han suddenly looked like a different person, he was eagerly introducing the place to her, There was no other choice, his financial lifeline 

depends on the hands of others.

Coupled with the tragic history of him with his other black belly sister, the first thing Zhou Han did was to wisely choose to compromise, If Miyazaki Airi complained, whether it's right or wrong, the result would definitely be blamed on him, who let Zhou Han to not be the youngest in the family?

Both of them went upstairs to the apartment, Zhou Han saw something in the front door of his house, a paper advertis.e.m.e.nt, and looked at it.

"A gift bestowed by heaven, scan the QR code and get a million yuan cash prize." Zhou Han gave disdainful sneer, "Well! what a clumsy trick, even three-year-old children would not fall for it."

"Then why did you fold and keep it, Ah?" Miyazaki Airi asked with a serious face.

"I am a person with exceptional disposition, littering is not my style, nothing more."

Zhou Han said with seriousness, but after seeing him picking his toes inside the airport, Miyazaki Airi seemed unlikely to be convinced.

"Is that so?" Miyazaki Airi said with contempt in her eyes, like thorns piercing Zhou Han's embarra.s.sment.

"Let's not talk about it and go inside." Zhou Han quickly opened the door, wanting to change the topic.

After entering inside, Miyazaki Airi was looking forward on what will it be like living here in the future, but after coming in, her expression changed. The higher her expectations, the greater the disappointment, the huge contrast made it difficult for her to accept.

The whole house can be described in only one word "messy", the used clothes are littered everywhere, the unfinished snack bags are not in the trash can, the cup noodles are piled up on the table, that seemed forsaken for a long time. There was also a nasty sour smell lingered in the air, combined with the odor socks in the room, Miyazaki Airi almost wanted to go out.

Miyazaki Airi clutching her nose, "What's this? a pig's nest?"

"Hey hey hey!" Zhou Han awkwardly scratched his head and said, "I'm a boy living alone! You know..."

"I don't understand!" Miyazaki Airi scowled, "I don't care about your ethics, from now on this house is going to be shared by us, if it stays like this, I'll make you look good!"[4]

"Ah?!" Zhou Han with dissatisfaction, cracked his knuckles, "In this house, I am the boss! Do you need me to teach you?"

"Teach me?" Miyazaki Airi's face darkened, she looked at him with a very bad complexion, "You can try it... ..."

Zhou Han suddenly s.h.i.+vered, he remembered earlier that her strength was a little strong, and even with her delicate appearance, she still seemed to be capable to fight.

"Harmonious society, using hands is uncivilized." Zhou Han said, pretending to be a man who woke up alone when the world is muddy and all men are drunk.[5]

"Humph!" Miyazaki Airi coldly snorted, she put on a mask and ap.r.o.n, then picked up a broom, "Clean up! You will also help!"

"Oh..." Zhou Han reluctantly picked up a mop.

The two started to get busy, inside and outside, from the top to bottom, they began to clean everything.

Miyazaki Airi pulls out a sock under the sofa, she was afraid that if she hadn't worn a mask, then she'd fainted already.

This person is really unpleasant! There's a seam that was stuck ah!... ...Miyazaki Airi threw the socks aside then continued to dig, she got something out, but not socks.

Miyazaki Airi was puzzled for a moment, but when she saw the one she dug out, her face immediately reddened and hands are trembling, she doesn't know what to say. "This... This is..."

This is a red underwear——

"Hey! You come here!" Miyazaki Airi called.

"What happened?" Zhou Han came over, and saw Miyazaki Airi holding his own underwear, shocked, he quickly grabbed it back, "What are you doing with my underwear? Are you thinking about doing something bad?!"

Miyazaki Airi rolled her eyes, Who's going to do something bad!?

"Your life is really sloppy, your socks and dirty clothes are hiding everywhere!" Miyazaki Airi leaned her hands on her waist and scolded. "This is the first time I've seen someone like you!"

"Ha... Ha..." Zhou Han dryly laughed twice, then hid his underwear behind his back.

Miyazaki Ari helplessly sighed, looked down at the bottom of the sofa, and almost fainted from what she saw... ...

It's not just one or two socks and underwear underneath the sofa, it was fully packed with dirty clothes, like an army in a formation.

"Aaaah! Aaaah!" Miyazaki Airi who couldn't stand it anymore began to shout.

"Whoa!" Zhou Han was shocked, "What's the matter!"

"You... you..." Miyazaki Airi with her trembling hands pointed at the sofa, feeling agitated, "You're the one who's going to clean that, no matter what, do not... do not let me see those things... ..."

"Well... okay... ..." Zhou Han said with a bitter face.

The two spent the entire afternoon to clean up the house, and Miyazaki Airi moved into his sister's room since his parents divorced, there was no one who occupied the room, and now is the best time to use it.

Zhou Han sat on the sofa, glanced at the clean and tidy house, there are some things he felt that didn't fit, except for the occasional returning home of his father, after all these years, he's only living alone.

From now on the house will not only be mine, It feels like I'm dreaming. Zhou Han who was lying on the sofa glanced up at the glittering chandelier as he deeply sighed and thought.

A neat home, it looks pretty good... ...

1. めしめし - mes.h.i.+ mes.h.i.+ - (eat, eat, eat, eat) or (meal/rice) the Chinese people think that its meaning was "eat" it was used by j.a.panese people when they invite someone to eat. Saying "mes.h.i.+ zo mes.h.i.+ zo" and it was translated into Chinese as 米西米西 - Mixi Mixi means Mi/rice & xi/west. It is a Chinese imitation of j.a.panese p.r.o.nunciation and what implies here is that Mixi Mixi/eat it, eat it.↩

2. 癡漢 - chī hàn, literally means as chī/stupid and hàn/man, but in this case, it means, "tram GEEK" or "train molester". In the footnote 2 the character 癡漢 - chī hàn was included to what Miyazaki Airi said, " 摳腳趾的癡漢強", "stupid toe-picker" and Zhou Han only heard the 癡漢 - chī hàn.↩

3. 童養媳婦 - tóng yǎng xí fù, a child bride or a girl adopted into a family as future daughter-in-law.