It is the season of cape jasmine blooming.

My name is Zhou Han, seventeen years old, high school soph.o.m.ore student, looks...

If I said that I am very handsome will you believe it? Certainly, you wouldn't, but the truth is, maybe I really am very popular with girls.

For example, girls will talk about my business in private... ...

"Have you heard? that the one called Zhou Han in cla.s.s 3 got beaten again and it's been said that it was very serious.

"I don't want to have anything to do with that person."

And for example, girls are thinking that I am an enthusiastic person... ...

"This is not right, kissing at school." the girl said, while timidly cornered against the wall.

"It's all right, no one will see us." then the boy slowly kissed the girl.

"No, don't! ..." the girl closed her eyes.

"Go to h.e.l.l!" Zhou Han shouted and gave a vicious flying kick to the boy who was about to kiss.

"You... you... you guys..." the girl said incoherently, while her shoulders trembled with anger.

Zhou Han turned and left, his deeply hidden meritorious deed has been done, "Do not thank me! Serve the people!" [1]

Another example is the girls all know that I am very gentle and loving... ...

The stray dog at the roadside was barking pitifully low.

"It's very pitiful, but my family cannot keep the dog, I really want to bring it back." said by the girl who is watching the stray dog with full of love.

Suddenly, Zhou Han appeared and with large strides carried the stray dog ​​onto his arms and continued to walk home, leaving behind the puzzled girl.

Night, Zhou Han who is standing in front of the boiling pot, placed a variety of spices, he scratched his head, picked up the recipe around and looked at the t.i.tle called "Dog meat Hotpot Recipe".

Now does everyone knows how much I'm popular? Someone like me, with an appearance of a Prince Charming, while still having a pure heart, the twenty-first century is certainly going to be on the verge of extinction.

Please don't be jealous of me, you know, that I have been suffering from holding back myself for being too much handsome and smart, it's very tiring?

But now I'm wearing a SpongeBob pajamas and slippers, sitting straight on the chair, picking on my toes, waiting for the arrival of Miyazaki Airi.

You may be asking why? It all started earlier in the morning——

... ...

"Autobots, transform, and roll out! Tsche-chu-chu-chu-tsche......" the cell phone's ringtone sounded to Zhou Han's mind.

Zhou Han sleepy eyes opened, he picked up the phone beside him and received the phone call.

"h.e.l.lo, who is it...?"

There was a silence on the other side of the phone.

"I am your father!"

"Ah! Father?!" Zhou Han looked at his watch, it was 4:30 in the morning, immediately his face is filled with anger, "It's too early in the morning!!! The roosters have not crowed yet! Why did you suddenly call me?"

"There was an unexpected incident that happened, you get up then go to the airport and pick up your Aunt Miyazaki's daughter, her flight arrival time is at 5:00 AM sharp."

Zhou Han's sluggishness lasted only for three seconds, and flew into a rage, "What! Aunt Miyazaki's daughter!!! Why did you not tell me the last time we met?!"

"Uh... I forgot..." Father's tone was slightly awkward, "Isn't that a surprise to you? How was it like being surprised?"

"I'm just feeling terrible right now!" Zhou Han said angrily.

"Anyway, your new younger sister named Miyazaki Airi was already enrolled at your school from the help of my friend, Ah! you should get along well, bye."

"Toot toot toot..." Zhou Han listened to the disconnected tone of the phone, his expression darkened, enrolled?! could it be possible that she was also going to be a permanent resident?!

No way... Zhou Han had some strange ideas coming out, this new younger sister of mine is not going to live together with us, right?! The facts have proved that the youngest child at home will take most of the resources, for no reason, because they're the youngest child!

Anything that should be shared by half, are most likely be given much more to her, pocket money in half, a slice of cake in half, WiFi usage is also in half..... Oh, my G.o.d! The family has to give the share of a whole half for her! It's terrible!

The more Zhou Han thought about it, the more he felt terrible, if it's only one sister, then it is tolerable, but having two sisters——I am still the eldest son, so it doesn't feel that bad! He deeply thought after understanding his situation.

Zhou Han looked at the time, from the watch there are only more than thirty minutes left, he hesitated for a while, and said to himself, "Forget it! you want me to take her back at such a time, are you kidding me!"

After pondering for a moment he rolled back on his bed, and when he thought that things are finally over, his phone began to ring again.

Zhou Han was depressed, he picked up the phone and read the message of his father.

【If you don't pick her up, then the next month's living expenses and pocket money will be halted, you will starve to death at home, Oh! by the way, (your new sister has a huge breast)】

Zhou Han looked expressionlessly on his phone, although his expression is calm, both of his hands are trembling, he leaped out of the bed, and didn't change his clothes because of the fear of not having enough time.

"I chose to bow my head in reality! It's not about seeing those huge b.r.e.a.s.t.s!" Zhou Han finished speaking and left home.

Presumably, the people who found out that they're going to meet a sister not related by blood will be very happy, right? However, I'm not one of them, because of my father and mother succeeded in avoiding family planning, my mother gave birth to me and my sister, my sister's name is Zhou Qiqi, she's the embodiment of a black-bellied girl, since young I've suffered a lot from the mischievous things she did, until now the scars on my b.u.t.t can still be seen, caused by extinguis.h.i.+ng cigarettes b.u.t.ts on me that she has taken by father, afterwards, I am extremely resentful, but as soon as my sister cries, I must have already taken a beating!

This is just one of my sister's many pranks, as for firecrackers she throws it in my pocket, water that is used to wash feet was given for me to drink, and when in the horse ride, I wouldn't mention it. I just want to warn you, if your sister is mischievous to you, do not resist, because, in the eyes of the parents, the youngest child at home is always right, just look at me on how many things I've suffered in my childhood, you would know how terrible it is for having a younger sister!

As for the TV dramas, the one who is adorable and acting like a spoiled child, is the very cute younger sister... ... Come, come! Who is the author?! come on out! I promise not to kill you!

Therefore, I'm somewhat afraid of the word younger sister, but not all of them are a terrible memories, when I was sick my sister will take care of me, when I go out to play she also follows me, and occasionally will give me snacks, but five years ago, father got divorced, my sister went to Australia with my mother, we never met again.

A younger sister is a kind of strange creature, to meet her will be annoying, but not seeing each other for a long time will still give you a feeling of antic.i.p.ation and longing... ...

A few months ago, father remarried to Aunt Miyazaki from j.a.pan and deliberately came to see me, both of them are archaeologists, flying everywhere all year round, It's very likely that this New Year they will not come back, and I'm already accustomed to it.

Aunt Miyazaki is absolutely ten times more beautiful than an average model, It was very good thing for me too, but suddenly a stranger is going to be my stepmother, and more or less it gave my heart an awkward feeling, but after all, I'm not a child, so I understood my father for remarrying.

Now I only hope that this one who is called Miyazaki Airi, my new younger sister's character must not be too bad, otherwise, my peaceful days will come to an end——Ah!... ...

Zhou Han has been waiting for a long time, if it weren't for the SpongeBob print on his pajamas that can still be regarded as clean, with his messy hair, he should have been kicked out by the security personnel.

"Why did she still not arrive, ah?" Zhou Han picked up his toes, and buckled it in his nostrils, a peculiar smell made him frown, "Blargh! The air in this airport is really bad... ..."

Zhou Han lifted a signboard with the name of Miyazaki Airi, while he lowered his head to continue picking his toes, but suddenly saw a pair of white canvas shoes, someone is standing in front of him.

Zhou Han slowly looked up, he saw a black pantyhose and a pleated skirt, he particularly stared at the fine legs for a couple more glances, his gaze moved up to the chest then afterward... ...

"Tsk!" Zhou Han cast his eyes away, curled up his lips, ignoring the girl and continued to pick on his toes, a waste of my expectations, it turned out to be an airport. [2]

This girl Miyazaki Airi, actually just got off the plane, she also waited for a long time and had seen Zhou Han's weird getup wearing a SpongeBob pajamas inside the airport, and thought it was a beggar until she saw this person holding a signboard with her name, so she only approached him to ask.

But as a result of approaching him, Miyazaki Airi has yet to say anything to this person's attire and disgusting picking of toes, suddenly heard him click his tongue with "tsk" on her chest, this made her infuriated!

Miyazaki Airi would have liked to ask him kindly, but she's now totally out of the mood, the raging flames inside her heart surged straight into the sky, and angrily said: "Hey!"

"Ah?!" Zhou Han turned his head looking like a scoundrel with a hideous expression seemingly ready to fight.

Miyazaki Airi's body stiffened, she stepped back with a fearful face, she didn't utter any more words, took her luggage and walked away.

Dreadful! It was so dreadful ah—! Mother, I'm gonna go back to j.a.pan... ...

"Uh... what a bad luck! I've made a mistake... ..." Zhou Han patted his face, he saw the unfamiliar girl that had left with a quick pace and thought, sure enough, I scared her away... ...

This cannot be blamed on Zhou Han because in his school, the manner in which Miyazaki Airi spoke, is like someone who was going to pick up a fight, so Zhou Han only habitually responded.

Time slowly pa.s.sed, Zhou Han has been waiting until nine o'clock in the morning.

G.o.d! Where did this girl go, I've already waited for four hours! Zhou Han complained, anxiously scratching his cheeks, he saw Miyazaki Airi in the distance with a suitcase... ...

It's probably not her, right? She seems to have waited for a long time, Zhou Han then shook his head, and smiled, How could my new younger sister be an airport? She sucks.

G.o.d! Didn't my mother say someone will pick me up? It has been four hours, and not only this person not welcomed me, he might also have not come here? Miyazaki Airi is also anxious, she was holding her phone and hesitated to give her mother a call, her eyes saw Zhou Han in the distance who is picking his toes... ...

It's probably not him, right? He seems to be waiting for someone, but no one still appeared to be received by him, Miyazaki Airi immediately shook her head with a disdainful smile, how could it be him? It's not like there's no one who has the same name as me, my mother said my new older brother is a very cultured man, how could it be this idiot who's picking out his toes? He sucks.

Three hours later, at twelve o'clock noon.

Zhou Han and Miyazaki Airi had no choice but to face each other, because both of them are very hungry, and have noticed that the both of their waiting time is a bit outrageous.

Sure enough, this airport girl is Miyazaki Airi?! What about the huge breast? Father, I hate you! Zhou Han unwilling thought.

Sure enough, this picking toes idiot is my new older brother Zhou Han?! What about the very cultured man? Mother you lied to me! Miyazaki Airi grudgingly thought.

The first meeting of siblings appears to be a little terrible.

1. 爲人民服務 - wèi rén mín fú wù, Serve the People!, CCP political slogan.↩

2. airport - flat-chested woman.↩