Stupimander

[Thats just sleeeeeeeepiiiing!!!!]

Blowing away the rubble that buried the passage, the salamander reappeared.

I got exposed on the fifth day.

Took longer than I thought it would. But I really wanted to trick him after going that far. It was such a good excuse to sleep for twelve grand hours

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When I sent the golem to meet him in the passage, I guess he thought I was pretty rational since I introduced myself obediently.

Since I made a room midway through the passage, my [Preparation] this time was that I could teleport there. Its a lot easier than walking.

Oi are you fucking with me!?

Thats rude. I was being serious. So you think that [Dogene] is just sleeping? Unfortunate.

I-is that so?

Oh? I didnt expect that reaction lets try and trick him again.

Yeah, to begin with, if you think [Dogene] is just sleeping, isnt a [Dozega] just sitting?

Ugugu, e-even so

Even though I went this far to show my apologetic feelings, and even though I went through so much to patch up the wall

Eh. Yeah, well, uhh

What will you do to settle this?

Mu-mumumu!

The salamander just obediently agreed to what I said. Simple. Very simple. Stupimander~

I-I get it. How about I go and repair my wall

Just that? You wont do anything about scorning my heartfelt apology?

Sorry.

Well, its fine if you understand. I also said too much.

Y-y-y-youre a nice guy huh.

By the way Dungeon Core No. 112, has your master given you a name? Its hard for humans to keep saying Dungeon Core No. 112, so could you please teach me it?

Yeah, its [112]. My master gave it to me, it means one hundred and twelve in draconic.

It was translated into [112] as usual. It is the draconic word for it after all.

I see, thats a good name. But its hard for me to pronounce it I actually came from another world, so is it fine if I just parody 112?

Oo! Whats the name?

Ah, so it affects things like that too. I thought about these kind of things during those five days.

Ontentoo. If you take one and twelve apart, then divide twelve into ten and two, you get one, ten, and two. Mesh them together and you have Ontentoo. What do you think?

Hooh, I like it, call me that name.

Ontentoo, formerly known as Stupimander, smiled in delight.

Yeah, Ontentoo. Im Masuda Keima.

Kehma huh, Ill remember it.

Ontentoo then went back in high spirits. As expected of Stupimander, tricked him again.

Yep, looks like naming that guy didnt overwrite the one his master gave him.

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I thought something was off!!

Then, Stupimander Ontentoo came back three days later.

These ones are pretty quick~. The party that was exploring our dungeon just got replaced.

Theres a D-Rank party and two E-Rank parties this time.

They memorized the traps and were practicing against the goblins and golems or something. It seemed like the adventurers that came this time werent that interested in treasure. Thanks to that I dont have to go out of my way to replace the expensive treasures, so theyre saving me a bit of DP with that.

Were also getting more guests at the inn. Rokuko is in charge of meals and Ichika is working at the reception desk. I went around the rooms using Cleanup on them.

Well, I havent been doing that recently because Ive been busy with [Dogene]. Hahaha.

Oh, Ontentoo. Welcome back. So, whats off?

My master said it! Youre lying to me! I tried out the [Dogene] so that I could demonstrate your apology, theres nothing difficult about it! Even master tried it out in human form, its completely comfortable!

He went out of his way to try it out? What a faithful chap.

So a dragon can change into human form huh

Ontentoo cant do a [Dogene] to begin with though. Its not painful for a salamander to stay standing right? That much is natural, since the structure of your body is different from a humans.

I-is that so?

And wouldnt a dragons human form just mimic the appearance of a human? In reality, wouldnt their stamina be disproportional to a true human? Im a normal human, Id be troubled if you compared me to that. Id be burned if I tried to lay down in the [Flame Cavern] you know?

Ooh thats right too.

To begin with, doing the [Dogene] is so painful to humans that they lose consciousness you know? Even I repeatedly lose consciousness doing it

W-whats that!? So that was it huh

Well, my opening my eyes would be painful when Im falling asleep!

So, what did Ontentoo want me for?

U-umuu I-I wonder?

Youre asking me? I dont recommend that.

Got it, looks like youre still dissatisfied I guess twelve hours a day of [Dogene] wasnt enough huh?

W-what do you mean?

Well Ill add another person, my subordinate, and have them do it as well!

W-what!?

Moreover, Ill restrain them myself, making it so that they cant move. A forced [Dogene]!

What the! Hmmm, if you do so, that will be plenty. Kehma, your determination is firm. I understand.

Ontentoo left yet again.

At this pace hell be back in a day I guess?

Well, as promised, I went back to sleeping with Meat as my hug pillow. As usual.

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No matter how I think about it isnt the [Dogene] just sleeping!?

Hmm? Oh, Ontentoo, you came back huh? So much free time~

Ontentoo came yet again one day after that well, he came the next day.

On his head was a red lizard-tailed no, crocodile-tailed girl.

You are?

My master!

Oh! So youre the bastard that kept tricking this ones Danna-sama!? [1]

Isnt his master a red dragon? So thats a dragon tail huh. So Ontentoos her husband?

By the way, this one purposely changed into human form since this ones original form was too large to pass through, be thankful!

My goodness, thank you very much for doing that.

Yeah, good isnt it! Youre welcome!

The red dragon girl threw her chest out in satisfaction.

So, what is dissatisfying Oku-sama? [2]

Oku-sama yeah, this one is an Oku-sama! Right, 112!?

Yeah, Oku-sama is my love. Redra, love youuu.

Oi, dont just go and suddenly act out a play in my dungeon. Leave first.

Ah! Thats not it, you kept cheating him! Guys like you

Oh? That so? Oi Kehma! Whatd you do!

Eeeh. I didnt do anything you know? Is that it? Theyre the type that gets fired up easily?

This couple looks like theyre comrades in idiocy!

Footnotes:

Think of Danna-sama as the husband version of Ojou-sama.

Think of Oku-sama as the wife version of Ojou-sama.