Lazy Dungeon Master - Chapter 281
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Chapter 281

Extra: The Church in Our Village (1)

Im Robou1. I live in Golen and Im a poor adventurer.

I arrived in Golen last winter. I heard that you could capture iron golems in the dungeon here so I came to make some money.

Then next thing I knew Id gotten a field and settled down permanently.

I was originally the fifth son of a farmer, so Ive always longed for my own field.

The first born son succeeded all of the familys fields, so rather than being used like some slave, I became an adventurer which is why I never thought in my wildest dreams that Id get a field of my own, let alone one so close to a dungeon.

Im so moved. Whoops, theres a weed growing there. Crops grow quickly this close to a dungeon, but that also causes weeds to pop up quicker so I gotta make sure to get rid of them fast.

I also wound up being a farmer. Really, that fact makes me smile.

After acquiring my field, I found myself going for goblins to be fertilizer for my field rather than caring about iron golems.

Sometimes when Im feeling extravagant Ill form a temporary party with the the other villager-cum-adventurers to hunt iron golems, but thats about it.

When I was done with daily maintenance and didnt have anything really to do other than overlooking my field, Zun and Doko came over and talked to me.

Heya, Robou. Lookin over yer field again are ya?

If you like your field so much you should just marry it!

Shaddup. You guysre always gushing over my field, and I would if I could, I love my field!

We laughed it out together.

These two are fellow comrades who got fields in Golen. Theyre also people I form a party with often. Theyre good guys with good personalities.

Hey, Im gonna go hunt iron golems here in a bit, wanna join?

I feel like drinking a ton of alcohol today. Itd be great if yad come too, Robou.

Ill go. I have some free time for it, what about the cart?

Zuns prepared it, ya just need to bring yer stuff.

Sure thing.

Heading back into my house for a moment, I pulled out my equipment. I hadnt been neglecting to maintain them either, so my preparations were done in a flash.

Gonna pray today?

Obviously.

With that, we headed to a certain somewhere before heading into the dungeon.

It was a clean building with white walls and a blue roof.

The church.

A Beddhism church abruptly appeared in Golenit seems like it was a commission sent out to a mage Village Chief Kehma knows, according to himand its already an indispensable existence for this village.

Reason: Youre able to encounter iron golems after praying to Beddhism.

Reason: Reciting the scriptures in the church cures insomnia.

Reason: The sisters are so, so, so pretty that they leave you feeling oddly refreshed.

Its especially effective for insomnia and sleeplessness in general. I hear that even Sias lord converted to Beddhism.

Maybe thanks to that, Beddhisms started spreading through Sia.

Similarly, Im also a Beddhist.

I already followed the very adventurer-ish White Goddess Faith, but its a sub-religion so I went and started believing in Beddhism too. Ive felt better since I started praying to Beddhism so nowadays its turned into my preferred one.

At any rate, I pray to Beddhism before I go to sleep and all I need to do is say [Good Night], thats all. We dont even actually have to say it.

Furthermore, even me just grinning at my field is praying to Beddhism, its basically the best religion for me.

We passed through the churchs doors.

The interior held a clean and calm atmosphere with warm light streaming through the colored glass windows.

It felt faintly tender, with just enough humidity that it didnt feel dry.

A breeze swam through the church, ruffling the air and dispersing just enough of the built-up heat on our bodies. The room felt so carefree that we all let out yawns before wed even had a chance to stop ourselves.

There were several Beddhists in the church, sleeping with books held in their hands.

The books they were reading were all free of charge, so generous. I think Village Chief Kehma donated them?

Just then, a sister walked over to us. The head sister, Suira-san.

Her pink-colored hair shook buoyantly, her great scent drifting over to us.

She was wearing a sister outfit that stood for purity and tidiness, but her sexy body-type wasnt hidden by it at all.

Im not sure if it was for taking mobility seriously or not, but her skirt had a slit up its side, letting people see her bare legs underneath. How erotic. Her chest shook with a bounce every time she took a step, drawing in my eyes. Her hips and butt were great, so great that it makes me just want to ah! No, no. Im not some pervert. Im not the village chief!

Oh? Robou-san, Zun-san, Doko-san. Are you here to pray?

Her erotic voice caressed my ears and sent pleasure down my spine.

Honestly, how many people converted just because of Suira-san?

Then again, all of the sisters here are attractive. As women.

As sisters too, I guess?

I mean, well, everyone (me too) is glad for having such young and beautiful sisters.

Yeah, prayers, sister.

Suira-san, youre looking extra beautiful today.

Oh, heres an offering from me.

With that, Doko cheekily handed the sister a vegetable he grew from his field.

This carrot looks delicious! Thank you very much.

Her cheeks blushing, the sister put the carrot to her face as though in love with it as she proceeded to kiss it and touch it lightly. I guess she really loves her vegetables, she must definitely find it delicious. How envious no, nothing. Nothing!

Doko, what are you slouching forward for? No, I take it back, I get it.

It looks like youre all prepared to head into the dungeon, so youre praying before you head off? If youre in a rush, would look like todays to be more informal?

Yeah.

We each passed a copper coin to the sister. Although offerings arent exactly required, everyone says the blessing is more effective if you give one.

A god would rather want to give their divine protection to someone who gives them something than someone who doesnt, yeah?

It giving us an excuse to touch Suiras hand every time has nothing to do with it at all.

So then lets work only long enough to ensure that we can sleep wellGood Night.

Good Night

We returned the scripture to the sister, whod prayed with her hands on her chest.

Well, thats just because todays was informal.

Have a good day, all of you.

Yeah, were off!

Gotta earn some money!

Expect a souvenir, Suira-san.

Being sent off by the sister was great. Very great.

To the point that Id love to be welcomed back each time I come back to the church.

Feeling refreshed, we headed off into the dungeon.