Lazy Dungeon Master - Chapter 280
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Chapter 280

Knight Leader Sally-san, Leaving

I was sitting across from Sally-san, the first knight order leader, in the parlor. It was just us.

Not in a sexy way at all though. It was more like I was a student who got a call from their teacher to help them.

Apparently, Sally, whod been having a relatively thin presence since arriving here was investigating things about me and those around me.

Maaan, that bath is great. The bed too Id like to stay two, no three more days, but I think Ill have to move on to my next stop here soon Coincidentally, Kehma-san, youve made something pretty interesting, havent you?

HuhO-Oh, yeah, I just went and built a church.

Hoh, a churchone for the White Goddess Faith?

No. Beddhism.

Is that so? Beddhism. I dont think Ive heard of that one before? According to what Ive heard, its scripture came from the dungeon?

Yep, so shes here to ask about whats up with the religion even though she already knows. Definitely.

Ah, yeah, I get it, so uhh, SORRY.

Yeah. I made it myself a few days ago.

Is that so? Ill have to report that to Haku-sama.

Oh yeaaah, I didnt tell her about it, did I? Thanks for that.

It could be solved straight away by us using the [White Beach (Hotline)], but this is way too good of a chance to let go. Ill have her do it. This way, itll even delay the report a bit.

I believe that it will work well with the White Goddess Faith, for now at least, but a subreligion? Really, theres no way were going to deal with whatever problems pop from that. Kehma-san, youll have to deal with those yourself.

Okay.

I understand perfectly well that youre far from never hearing about it.

Well, its natural that shed know at least a bit about it given how the villagers wont stop talking about it.

Ah, to shift gears a bit, I want to follow up on Shikina Kukkoro1. It seems as though shes wound up on the receiving end of [Futanaru]? Ive confirmed it, it looks like the effects are just temporary, but

Haah, is there something I should be cautious about for that as well?

Please take good care so that she doesnt get close to Rokuko-sama. Another of that drugs effects is a powerful aphrodisiac to make it so that there will definitely be offspring left.

Ahyeah.

Oh, god. Shikinas going to get even worse?

Rather, whats this about confirming something? Confirmed what? What did you confirm?

No, lets stop there. I really dont want to hear about the boyfriend-having Sally-san doing something to the now-endowed Shikina.

Its strong enough that youre better off restraining her until the effect ends.

Hahahah Ill consider it.

By the way, Ive only been face-to-face with Shikina and it one time since it appeared. Shes pretty much kept to being locked in her room since having Setsuna teach her how to use it. I have no idea what shes doing. None.

Should I also add a lock to the outside of her room and seal her off entirely?

However, you havent made a move on the lords daughter, nor on Shikina. That was a bit unexpected.

Wait, what?

Oh, nothing. Nothingnothing at all. Please pay me no mind.

Well now that youre talking to me like that I cant help it

So Maidence and Shikina really were honey traps, huh. Well, it was easy to get that Shikina was.

This is just me talking to myself, but the next one will be the last.

The last?

Hmm? Oh my, did I say something?

Yeah, so youre going to stick with the talking to yourself thing?

Well, I guess that means therell be another honey trap coming. OK, I get it.

But theres also something I dont get.

Why did Sally-san tell me that?

Did Haku-san tell her to? Or did she decide to on her own? If Haku-san told her to, theres a chance there wont be any more and shes just bluffing, or heck, there might even be two or more.

If she decided to tell me on her own, then no, I really dont get why Sally-san would tell me.

Seeing me look puzzled, Sally-san laughed lightly and stood from her seat.

Fufu, well then, thats all Sincerely, please dont be a bad thing for Rokuko-sama. Also, I will be reporting the matter of you resting on her lap.

Okay.

I-Impossible! Whered that get out from!? Was there a fly on the wall monitoring us or something!?

Rokuko might have no way!

At any rate, Sally-san and her boyfriend left the inn arm-in-arm.

Rokuko came to see them off, so I had Shikina wait in her room.

Also, the person who told Sally-san was Rokuko. The heck

Kehma, arent you misunderstanding Haku Ane-sama? Shes kind.

To you, sure! Shes tough on me

But theres nothing to worry about if you dont do anything bad, right?

To Haku-san, doing anything with you is something I have to be careful of, let alone lap pillows or sleeping together.

R-Really? Its fine, I wanted to do it, after all.

Itd be fine if I didnt care about my life, sure.

Come to think of it, you managed to prepare managers for the church, didnt you? At exactly 1000 DP, even.

Yeah, I put those succubi to work. You give up now?

It wasnt like it was a contest or anything though? But Kehma, did you know?

Hmm? Know what?

I said that you could use up to 1000 DP. You used 1000 DP, so you lose?

Eh?

I looked at the menu. The remaining DP out of the 1000 DP display was 0 DP.

This is that, isnt it? Its not that theres no funds left, its like when your remaining HP hits 0 and you die

Seriously?

Seriously. Err, well, Kehma? Youre going to take my request, right?

Rokuko keep glancing to and away from me shyly Haah, oh well. Its my fault.

What do you want me to do?

! N-Not yet! Nows no good, not now. Its still bright out! Ah, but would it be bad in the day? I have to clean up the suite!

Saying that, Rokuko rushed back into the inn with a bright red face.

Rokuko, the heck are you planning to have me do?

Its probably something like having us sleep together in the suite. Yeah.

Now then, lets see how far the construction of Maidences house is coming along~

By the way, that night, Rokuko gave me a bunny suit. Shed bought it with DP.

I tried stretching it out, it looked to be properly sized for a man.

Eh? Wear this? Who would want that!? Wait, Rokuko does!?

What the heck kind of interest does Rokuko have wasnt it just her goblin fetish? The mystery deepens.

Eh? I seriously have to wear it?