At the stub-end of Wandsworth Common he took delivery of a weapon, left under a particular set of bushes like some fabled baby. There were passersby but none close enough to see, and in any case, like most Londoners now, they moved furtively and quickly most of the time, as if they were at the park against their will.

Dane discarded his speargun with visible relief. As a paladin of the Church of God Kraken, he had had few options. Like many groups devoid of real power and realpolitik realpolitik, the church was actually constrained by its aesthetics. Its operatives could not have guns, simply, because guns were not squiddy not squiddy enough. enough.

It was a common moan. Drunk new soldiers of the Cathedral of the Bees might whine: "It's not that I don't think sting-tipped blowpipes aren't cool, it's just ..." "I've got really good with the steam-cudgel," a disaffected pistonpunk might ask her elders, "but wouldn't it be useful to ...?" Oh for a carbine, devout assassins pined.

With a little more propagandist verve, the Church of God Kraken might have issued its fighters FN P90s, say, or HK53s, and explained with sententious sermon-logic how the rate of fire made the fanning vectors of bullets reach out like tentacles like tentacles, or that the bite bite of the weapon was like that of a squid beak, or some such. As an excommunicant, Dane was no longer restrained. What he dug out of the earth where it had been delivered was a heavy handgun. of the weapon was like that of a squid beak, or some such. As an excommunicant, Dane was no longer restrained. What he dug out of the earth where it had been delivered was a heavy handgun.

They did not know how many charges the phaser had, so Billy did not use it to practice. "I know what we can do," Dane said. He took them to amusement arcades, pushing through crowds of teens. Billy spent hours going from machine to screaming machine, firing plastic pistols at incoming zombies and alien invaders. Dane whispered advice to him on stance and timing-marksman words, soldier-insight among these play deaths. The sneers of watching youths decreased as Billy's skills grew.

"Done well, man," one boy said as Billy defeated an end-of-level boss. It was all disproportionately exhilarating. "Yes!" Billy whispered as he succeeded in missions.

"Alright, soldier," Dane said. "Nice one. Killer." He dubbed Billy a member of various violent sects. "You're a Thanicrucian. You're a Serrimor. You're a gunfarmer."

"A what?"

"Watch the screen. Bad bastards, once upon a time. Raised guns like fighting dogs. Let's get you shooting like them. Pay attention."

From Time Cops Time Cops to the latest to the latest House of the Dead House of the Dead to to Extreme Invaders Extreme Invaders, so Billy wouldn't learn the looped attack patterns. Marines and soldiers learned with such machines, Dane told him. Juba the Baghdad sniper went from zero to his deadly skill set using these. And these pretend guns had no recoil, no weight, no reloading-just like the phaser. Their limited realism made them paradoxically perfect practice for the real, ridiculous weapon Billy had come into.

Billy kept asking about the knuckleheads he might face. How do they eat? How do they see? How do they think? How do they eat? How do they see? How do they think?

"That's not the issue," Dane said. "The world can always finesse details. And who'd choose it? Always people ready to do that kind of thing."

SO THEY KNEW WHAT BAIT HAD GOT S SIMON PORTING. THEY NEEDED to talk to Saira. to talk to Saira.

What's the point of the theological turn? Is godness a particularly resilient kind of grubbiness? Maybe the turn is like an ultraviolet torch at a crime scene, showing up spattered residue on what had looked clean ground. You don't know who to trust. Grisamentum's postal box was not a Royal Mail address, nor the service of any other carrier they knew. The postcode did not look quite regular. Some hush-hush Trystero carrier?

"It must get to him," Billy said.

"Yeah but not by the usual bloody routes." There would be no staking out the mail drop.

"How's Simon?" Billy said.

"Alright. I was there earlier," said Wati, from a Victorian statue. "I mean, not really. Mo's good with him though."

"What about the Londonmancer?" Dane said.

"I got as close as I could. She don't look like she even has a home. She sleeps in that building. Near the stone."

"Alright," said Dane. "We'll have to get her there, then. Wati, help me out. I'm trying to teach our boy some stuff about things." Billy heard the grinding sound of glass at the fringe of his consciousness. It had been a while. He waited, trying to understand it as a message.

"Alright, so ..." he said eventually, when they passed a locksmith and he noticed something on display in the window. He remembered Dane's lesson at the bins, and stared at the miniature door to which various different on-sale handles had been attached, for show. "Alright so if you got hold of that," he said, "and did whatever to it, put it into a wall. Then you could, I bet you could ..."

"There you go," Wati said from inside next to it, from a gargoyle door knocker. "You could use each different one of them handles to open it into somewhere else. Too small though. All you could do's stick your arm through."

These revelations into a paradigm of recusant science, so the goddamn universe itself was up for grabs, were part of the most awesome shift in vision Billy had ever had. But the awe had been greatest when he had not understood at all. The more they were clarified, the more the kitsch of the norms disappointed him.

"There." There was a key embedded in the tarmac. It had been dropped when the surface was still soft and then had been run over or toughly trodden in. Anxious clubbers and nightwalkers passed them.

"So," Billy said, "if we could get it to work, with a bit of knacking, we could use that to, like, travel from place to place?"

Dane looked at him. "We've got a lot to do tomorrow, and it's going to be pretty hairy," he said. "Let's get somewhere we can put our heads down." They were nearly out of safe houses. He looked at Billy suspiciously. "How come you figured you could make the key work that way?"

Because, Billy thought, it'll, oh it'll, oh, unlock the way.

Chapter Forty-Four

MARGE'S PROBLEM, WHEN SHE ASKED ON HER BULLETIN BOARDS where she should go, "as a noob in all this," to learn what London really was, was not too few but too many suggestions. A chaos of them. She had winnowed with a few questions, and had raised the issue of the cults. The issue, tentatively, of the church of the squid. A few false leads, and she came back again and again to the message that said: "cult collectors old queen almagan yard east london." where she should go, "as a noob in all this," to learn what London really was, was not too few but too many suggestions. A chaos of them. She had winnowed with a few questions, and had raised the issue of the cults. The issue, tentatively, of the church of the squid. A few false leads, and she came back again and again to the message that said: "cult collectors old queen almagan yard east london."

Down this way London felt like a city to which Marge had never been. She had thought the docklands all cleared out, bleached with money. Not this alley in gobbing distance of the Isle of Dogs, though. These felt like moments from some best-forgotten time burped back up, an urban faux pas, squalor as aftertaste.

Where the fuck am I? She looked again at her map. To either side were warehouses scrubbed and made flats for professionals. A channel of such buildings was parted as if grudgingly, an embarrassed entrance onto a cul-de-sac of much grubbier brick and potholed pavement. A few doors, a pub sign swinging. She looked again at her map. To either side were warehouses scrubbed and made flats for professionals. A channel of such buildings was parted as if grudgingly, an embarrassed entrance onto a cul-de-sac of much grubbier brick and potholed pavement. A few doors, a pub sign swinging. THE OLD QUEEN THE OLD QUEEN, it said in Gothicky letters, and below it a pinch-faced Victoria in her middle years.

It was the middle of the day. She'd have thought twice about walking into that streetlet at night. Her shoes got instantly filthy on its puddly surface.

The small pub bottle-glass window made the light inside seem dingy. A jukebox was playing something from the eighties, which as always with tracks from that decade registered in her head as a test. She hesitated: "Calling All the Heroes," It Bites. Grizzled drinkers muttered at each other, in clothes the same colours as everything else. People glanced up at her, back down again. A fruit machine made a tired electronic whoop.

"Gin and tonic." When the man brought it she said, "Friend of mine told me some collectors meet here."

"Tourist?" he said.

"No. Sounds up my street, is all. I was wondering about joining." The man nodded. The music changed. Soho, "Hippychick." Whatever happened to Soho?

"Fair enough. Be a bastard of a tourist to get here, anyway," he said. "They ain't in yet. Normally sit over there."

She took her place in the corner. The customers were subdued. They were men and women of all ethnicities and ages but a generally obscured air, as if the room had been painted with a dirty paintbrush. A woman drew in her spilt drink. A man talked to himself. Three people crowded around a table in one corner.

I think I'll have my next birthday here, she thought coldly. The music wandered on: "Funky Town," the Pseudo Echo version. Holy shit Holy shit, "Iron Lung," Big Pig. Kudos for that, but you can't catch me with these. You'll have to up your game Kudos for that, but you can't catch me with these. You'll have to up your game-Play Yazz, "The Only Way Is Up"-and then you've got me for my wedding party.

She watched the woman draw pictures on her tabletop, now and then adding little splashes of her beer to the picture. The woman looked up and thoughtfully sucked the dirty beer from her finger. Marge looked down, revolted. On the table the beer picture continued to self-draw.

"So what you been in?"

Marge stared. Two men in their forties or fifties swaggered suspiciously toward her. One man's face was set and impossible to read: the other, who spoke, changed expressions like a children's entertainer.

"Say that again?"

"Brian says you want to play. What you offering? You scratch my soul, you know, I'll scratch yours. Tit for tat, darling. So what you been in? We all like a bit of theology here, love, no need to be shy." He licked his lips. "Give us an afterlife, go on."

"Sorry," she said slowly. "I didn't mean to be misleading. I'm here because I need some help. I need some information and someone told me ... I need to ask you some questions."

There was a pause. The man who had said nothing remained quite impassive. He straightened slowly, turned and walked out of the pub, putting his untouched drink down on the counter as he went.

"Fucking bloody Nora," said the other quietly. "Who the fuck you think you are? Coming in here ..."

"Please," Marge said. The desperation in her voice surprised even her, and stopped him speaking. She kicked out the chair opposite, gestured him to sit. "Please, please, please. I really need help. Please sit down and listen to me." Marge said. The desperation in her voice surprised even her, and stopped him speaking. She kicked out the chair opposite, gestured him to sit. "Please, please, please. I really need help. Please sit down and listen to me."

The man did not sit, but he waited. He watched her. He put a hand on the back of the chair.

"I heard that someone ..." she said. "I heard that maybe one of you knows something about the squid cult. You know the squid's gone, right? Well, so's my lover. Someone took him. And his friend. No one knows where they are, and it's something to do with this, and I need to talk to them. I need to find out what's going on."

The man tipped on his heels. He scratched his nose and glowered.

"I know some things," Marge said. "I'm in this. I need help for myself, too. You know ..." She lowered her voice. "You know Goss and Subby? Goss and Subby? They came and hassled me." The man opened his eyes wide. He sat then, and leaned toward her. "So I need to find the squid people because they're sending people like that to bloody terrorise me ..." They came and hassled me." The man opened his eyes wide. He sat then, and leaned toward her. "So I need to find the squid people because they're sending people like that to bloody terrorise me ..."

"Keep it quiet," he said. "Goss and buggeryfucking Subby? Holy bloody Ram's bollocks, girl, it's a wonder you're still walking. Look at you." He shook his head. Disgust or pity or something. "How'd you even get here? How'd you find this place?"

"Someone told me about it ..."

"Marvellous, isn't it? Someone bloody told you." He shook his head. "We go to all the trouble. No one's even supposed to know this blahdclat blahdclat place exists." He used the patois adjective, though he was white and his accent snarlingly Cockney. "This is a secret street, mate." place exists." He used the patois adjective, though he was white and his accent snarlingly Cockney. "This is a secret street, mate."

"It's right here," she said, and waved her map.

"Yeah and that should be the only place it is. D'you know what a trap street is? You know how hard it is to sort out that sort of thing?" He shook his head. "Listen, love, this is all beside the point. You shouldn't be here."

"I told you why I came ..."

"No. I mean, if Goss and Subby are after you, you should not be be here. If you got left alive it's just because they din't care about you, so for Set's sake don't get them caring about you." here. If you got left alive it's just because they din't care about you, so for Set's sake don't get them caring about you."

"Please just tell me about the squid cult. I have to find them ..."

"'Squid cult.' What are you like? like? Which you talking about? Khalkru? Tlaloc? Kanaloa? Cthulhu? It's Cthulhu, ain't it? Always is. I'm just fucking with you, I know what you're talking about. Church of God Kraken, isn't it?" He looked around. "They ain't nothing to do with Goss and Subby. Say what you like about the teuthists, doll, they don't run with that kind of company. Don't happen. Let me tell you something. I don't think they know what's up any more'n you do. It ain't them took the kraken. Too holy for them to touch, or something. But they ain't even Which you talking about? Khalkru? Tlaloc? Kanaloa? Cthulhu? It's Cthulhu, ain't it? Always is. I'm just fucking with you, I know what you're talking about. Church of God Kraken, isn't it?" He looked around. "They ain't nothing to do with Goss and Subby. Say what you like about the teuthists, doll, they don't run with that kind of company. Don't happen. Let me tell you something. I don't think they know what's up any more'n you do. It ain't them took the kraken. Too holy for them to touch, or something. But they ain't even looking looking for it, if you can believe that." for it, if you can believe that."

"I don't care about any of that. I just want to know what happened to Leon and Billy."

"Sweetheart, whatever it is going on it's all much too prickly for my bloody taste. None of us has gone anywhere near the teuthies since this kicked off. We'll keep it nice and bloody simple, thank you very much indeed. Spider-gods, Quakers, Neturei Karta, that sort of shit'll do me. Alright, maybe you don't get as many points for those scriptures, but ..."

"I don't understand."

"Nor should you, deario. Nor should you."

"I heard you knew something about these people ..."

"Alright listen," listen," he said. He chopped the tabletop with his hand. "We ain't going to have this conversation. I ain't going down this road." He sighed at her expression. "Now look. I already told you everything I know, which is bugger-all, granted, but that's because that's what the Kraks know. If you're ..." He hesitated. "You won't thank me for he said. He chopped the tabletop with his hand. "We ain't going to have this conversation. I ain't going down this road." He sighed at her expression. "Now look. I already told you everything I know, which is bugger-all, granted, but that's because that's what the Kraks know. If you're ..." He hesitated. "You won't thank me for helping helping you know. Helping." He sighed. "Look if you really want to get yourself into this shit-and I do mean you know. Helping." He sighed. "Look if you really want to get yourself into this shit-and I do mean shit shit because that's what you'll end up in-there are people you should talk to." because that's what you'll end up in-there are people you should talk to."

"Tell me."

"Alright look. Jesus, girl, is this your first time on this side of things?" He sank all of his drink in one impressive swallow. "Rumours. Tattoo done it, Grisamentum's back and done it, no one done it. Well that's no help. So if I wanted to find out, and I do not, I'd think about who else else might have claim on something like that? And think it's their business?" might have claim on something like that? And think it's their business?"

He waited for an answer. Marge shook her head.

"The sea. I bet you the sea might have ideas. Wouldn't surprise me if the bastard ocean might have a little something to do with all this. Stands to reason, right? Taking back what's its? Render unto sea, sir." He cackled. Marge closed her eyes. "And if it didn't didn't, probably wishes it had and has a clue who did."

"I should talk to the sea?" Marge said.

"God, woman, no need to sound so miserable about it. What, all all of it? Talk to its ambassador. Talk to a flood-brother. Up at the barrier." of it? Talk to its ambassador. Talk to a flood-brother. Up at the barrier."

"Who are ..."

"Now now." He wagged his finger no. "That's your bloody lot, alright? You've done well enough to get here. If you insist on getting eaten you can go a bit further; it ain't my job to walk you through. I don't need that on my conscience, girl. Go home. You won't, will you?" He blew out his cheeks. "For what it's worth, I'm sorry about your boy, alright? And for what it's worth, which in my professional opinion isn't a bloody lot, I'll pray for you."

"Pray to what?" Marge said. He smiled. The jukebox played "Wise Up Sucker" by Pop Will Eat Itself.

"Fuck it," the man said. "Tell you what. What's the point collecting stuff you don't use? I'll pray to all of them."

Chapter Forty-Five

"SO S SIMON'S DOING ALRIGHT," DANE SAID. "GETTING OVER GHOSTS."

"So Wati said," Billy said. "He coming?"

"Strike's not going well," Dane said. "He's a touch bloody busy."

It was early daylight and they were near where the London Stone throbbed. Between buildings. Dane made little military hand motions the meanings of which Billy did not know. He followed Dane up onto a low wall, a complicated dance between cameras.

On their way Dane had told opaque teuthic homilies. Kraken did not steal fire from any demiurges, did not shape humans from clay, did not send baby kraken to die for our sins. "So Kraken was in the deep," Dane had said. "Was in the deep, and it ate, and it took it, like, twenty thousand years to finish its mouthful."

Is that it? Billy did not insist on exegesis. Billy did not insist on exegesis.

Dane moved faster and more gracefully than a man of his bulk should. Billy found this climb easier than the last one, too. He could see only roofs in all directions, like a landscape. They descended toward an internal yard full of cardboard boxes softened by rain into vaguely vectoral brown sludge.

"This is where they come to smoke. Take out your weapon," Dane said. He held his pistol.

The first person out was a young man, who caned a cigarette and sniggered into his mobile phone. The second a woman in her forties with some stinking rollup. There was a long wait after that. The next time the door opened, it was Saira Mukhopadhyay, wrapped in smart scarves.

"Ready," Dane whispered. But she was not alone. She was chatting to an athletic guy lighting a Silk Cut. "Arse," said Dane.

"I'll take him," Billy whispered. "We haven't got long," Billy said. They could hear the conversation.

"Alright," Dane said. "Do you know how to ... set your phaser to stun?" They couldn't help it: they giggled. Billy pushed his glasses up his nose. He could not have made this jump a few weeks before, phaser in his hand, a pitch down into a hard but controlled landing. He stood and fired. The big man spun across the yard and went down in the rubbish.

Here was Dane dropping beautifully behind Saira. She heard him, but he was already on her. He backhanded her into the bricks. She braced herself. Where her fingers clenched, they squished the bricks as if they were Plasticine.