Originally posted on RBKTR Translations.

Author: Yi Zhi Da Yan (一隻大雁).

Translated by: Yujuan.

4.

Then my boyfriend's phone rang.

The call was from his boss. In any case, since he was employed under him, he had to pick it up.

The boss bashfully told my boyfriend, he was about to be married.

His lover had suddenly proposed to him, and although they couldn't get a marriage certificate, they had to at least call a few friends over for a gathering, as a gesture of goodwill.

My boyfriend said that he had understood, and that he would arrive on time.

The boss then said, when the time comes, remember to bring that girlfriend of yours along.

Oh, are you finished talking, if you're finished now quickly shut up we still have… WHAT? Girlfriend???

I turned my head, looking at my boyfriend's face that was full of profound implications.

…Refuse to wear women's clothing, starting from you and me, all for one, one for all, death is preferable to dishonor, I won't wear it even if you beat me to death! Beat me to death if you can!!!

I was wrong, he can't beat me to death, but he can [BEEP——]