Tfw when a 1-hour multiple-choice paper seems harder than a 2-hour writing paper…

Originally posted on RBKTR Translations.

Author: Yi Zhi Da Yan (一隻大雁).

Translated by: Yujuan.

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I think that this client of mine must have read too many novels. He's an adult, yet he's acting like an eighth-grader.

Since I have the guts to become a detective, this shows that I have my own way out. This career has always been one that offends people easily; those who've said those words to me can already form a mahjong table, and yet I'm still in this city, doing my job as a small detective.

Besides, why don't you just look at what my boyfriend does.

Believe me or not he'll sue your pants off!

My client said, since I didn't want to investigate, he'd ask someone else to investigate.

Oh, as long as I don't need to investigate.

I have no time, I want to give myself a holiday.

I still have three hundred or so days of proper business I haven't completed yet.

My boyfriend said beside my ear: "Don't talk anymore, concentrate."

My client cursed from the other side of the phone: "How can you be so irresponsible! I'll smear your reputation!"

I swiftly hung up, throwing the phone to one side, then embraced my boyfriend's waist: "Let's continue!"