"It is is fine, is it not?" Though Darger sat at his friend's side, he leaned back against the cushions, in the shadows, in order to remain unremarked from the street. "Even Arkady Ivanovich seems to be enjoying himself." fine, is it not?" Though Darger sat at his friend's side, he leaned back against the cushions, in the shadows, in order to remain unremarked from the street. "Even Arkady Ivanovich seems to be enjoying himself."

He gestured toward the street ahead where Koschei and his young protege walked alongside the Neanderthals-who were, for the occasion, shirtless and snarling-ringing the float carrying the Pearls. Arkady smiled and waved broadly, while the older man thumped his staff on the paving stones, scowling his disapproval at the wickedness of the crowd.

Abruptly, the strannik seized Arkady by the nape of his jacket, bringing him to a sudden halt. He swung them both about ninety degrees and strode into the crowd, pulling the young man after him. It was an uncommonly deft maneuver. Had Darger blinked, he would have missed it.

"We appear to have lost our two charges."

"The ladies will most likely miss Arkady mooning about and singing love songs. The Neanderthals will surely be glad to see the last of him. And I...well, he was a likeable enough fellow. But as he spent most of his time huddled with Koschei, absorbing the pilgrim's doubtless fanatical theology, I had no opportunity to form any great attachment to him."

"You sum up the situation succinctly. But now I see that the crowds are as large as they are ever likely to be. So I too must leave."

"Do you have the book?"

Darger placed a hand inside his jacket. Then, with a roguish smile, he flung open the door and, brandishing the book high over his head, leaped free of the carriage. He plunged into the crowd and disappeared.

Behind him, he heard Surplus shout at the top of his lungs, "Halt the carriage!" A quick glance over his shoulder revealed Surplus leaning far out of the open carriage door, an anxious arm extended toward the distant fringes of the crowd. "Stop him! Stop that thief! A hundred solidii to whoever returns me that book!" Then, in apparent response to the puzzlement on the faces of those nearby, "Ten thousand gold rubles! To anybody who restores to me that book, ten thousand rubles-in gold!"

The crowd stirred and eddied. Men began to run where they thought the fugitive had gone. More joined them and, because not all were clear on who was being sought, fights broke out among them.

But Darger had not fled. Immediately upon entering the crowd, he had stopped and turned to face the procession. He then took a few jostling steps to the side and there remained, craning his neck, as if he were just another citizen anxious to see the spectacle. The book he slipped back in his jacket. Darger was blessed with a forgettable face, and it was his particular genius to be able to fade into the background wherever he was. Searchers ran past him and he turned to gawk but did not join in the pursuit.

Shortly thereafter, the carriage started forward again. Inside it Surplus sat, arms crossed, ostentatiously glowering and sullen. The procession continued down the street.

After a while, the crowds broke up and dwindled away.

Darger pulled a slouch hat over his head and joined the general dispersal. He walked randomly at first, choosing the shabbier streets over the better. Always he considered the bars, taverns, and unlicensed purveyors of basement-brewed beer. As he strode along, he casually drew a square of paper from his pocket, extracted two pills, and swallowed them. By the time he finally selected a low dive that looked particularly dreary and unattractive, his eyes had turned from gray to green and his hair was bright red.

He went inside.

Two or three broken-down rummies sat slouched in the gloom. A man who was no discernible improvement over them wiped a filthy rag over a filthier bar. Standing just within the doorway, Darger exclaimed, "Dear Lord, this must be the vilest and most squalid bar in all Moscow!"

The bartender looked up resentfully. "This here's a drinking establishment, bud. If you want the kinda bar where faggots sit around discussing philosophy and plotting revolution, you shoulda gone to the Bucket of Nails."

"Thank you, sir," Darger said. "Could you tell me where I might find that august establishment?"

Of all the places Koschei might have taken them, the most unexpected was this-a luxuriously appointed suite in the New Metropol, which even a provincial such as Arkady knew to be the single best hotel in Moscow. He watched in astonishment as liveried servants filled a porcelain bathtub with buckets of hot water, lit candles in the sconces above it, added scented bath oils, and deposited great fluffy stacks of towels on a stand alongside it.

"I've sent for a barber and a tailor. You will need appropriate clothing if you are to move in the social circles your holy mission will require," Koschei said."Later this evening, one will come who will initiate you into the next stage of your religious education. But for now, relax. Wash off the stains of travel."

"Surely you should have the tub first, holy pilgrim."

"Pah! If the soul is clean, the condition of the body means nothing. I am in a state of perfect grace, and therefore it wouldn't matter if I stank like a horse. Were I dying of leprosy, I would yet smell sweet to the nostrils of God. You, however, are weak of spirit, and so you must bathe. Do as I say. We have a great deal to accomplish, and I do not expect you will get much sleep tonight."

"Blessed father, you have not yet told me why we have come to Moscow."

"Later."

"And for that matter, however in the world are we paying for all this?" "And for that matter, however in the world are we paying for all this?"

"Later, I said! Will you force me to beat you? Go! Bathe!"

Lying in the warm water with soap bubbles billowing about him, Arkady felt as though he had fallen into a fairytale. He floated in a golden dazzle of comfort and luxury. Surely in the real world, pilgrims did not treat outcasts so? Koschei had spoken of a holy mission. Only in a dream would a spiritual journey begin in such surroundings. Yet he could hear the strannik stomping about the suite, unpacking their knapsacks and arranging the few modest possessions they had brought with them. He could hear the mutter of the good man's prayers. So, evidently, this was how they did things in Moscow.

He closed his eyes, smiling. This could not possibly last. But he would enjoy it while it did.

After the bath, room service brought in what seemed to be a hundred small white plates of zakuski-smoked fish, caviar, cured meats, salads, cheeses, pickles, and more. There were also pitchers of kvass and mors, and more bottles of vodka than Arkady had ever seen set out for two diners before. He attacked them all with a vengeance. Yet he could not come close to matching Koschei's appetite. Vast quantities of food and alcohol disappeared into the strannik's maw without his showing the least sign of satiety or intoxication. It was astonishing.

When they had eaten, the tailor came by to take Arkady's measurements. Koschei questioned him closely as to what the young people of the upper classes were currently wearing, and ordered a dozen suits of clothing, suitable for a variety of occasions, along with boots, gloves, hats, canes, and other incidentals such as a gentleman required.

Arkady tried to object that this was far too generous. But then the barber arrived, bringing with him a manicurist, and soon thereafter he found himself shaved and shorn and polished and powdered to within an inch of his life.

Koschei examined him critically afterward. "I thought of hiring a tutor to teach you comportment and manners. But it would be like putting a dress on a camel. Nobody could fail to see what lay underneath."

"Yes, holy one," Arkady said humbly.

"You are from the provinces-we cannot pretend otherwise. But for a season that touch of exoticism will be sufficient to make a parvenu such as you welcome in polite society. Act like yourself, and that will be enough."

"Enough to do what? I think the time has come for me to learn exactly what my mission entails. You have something planned for me, I can see that. But what it is, and how it could possibly require"-he swept out a hand to take in the room, the bath towels, the candles, and the table which had already been efficiently and deferentially cleared of the emptied plates-"all this...well, that is completely beyond my understanding."

"Yes. You are exactly right. The truth is completely beyond your comprehension. But I can tell you that-"

There was a knock on the door.

"Ah! Here she is! Answer that, will you?"

When Arkady opened the door, a woman rushed past him and flung herself into Koschei's arms. She kissed him deeply and passionately. Then she knelt down and kissed his feet. He raised her up with a smile. "Little daughter!"

"Holy father!" She ran her fingers through the strannik's beard. "It has been so long since I have known the joy of your body."

Arkady's eyes all but bulged. Outlander though he might be, he was not so ignorant as to not know that a woman dressed as this one was, with such makeup as she wore, and behaving as she did, could be only one thing. The combination of astonishment and alarm brought to the surface his inherent arrogance. "Why have you brought this... this... harlot here?"

The crimson woman looked at him with open amusement. The strannik clucked his tongue in disapproval-not of the whore, but of him!

"Is not God everywhere?" Koschei demanded. "One who cannot see God in a harlot is unlikely to find Him anywhere else." He turned back to the woman. "Take off your clothing, my child."

Arkady had thought he could not possibly be more amazed than he already was. He was wrong. For the whore immediately did as the pilgrim commanded, revealing a body that more than fulfilled the promise made by her low-cut gown. Clothed, she had been a cheap and obvious bit of goods. Naked, she was infinitely desirable.

Provided one did not look at her face.

As Arkady did not.

"You are confused," Koschei said. "This is good. Confusion is the first step on the road to salvation. It tells you that your understanding of the world is faulty. Your thoughts and the conventional religious teachings of your family and village say to you that this dear woman is filthy and disgusting. Yet your eyes tell you otherwise. As does your body. Which, then, should you trust? Your thoughts, which are of your own devising? Your education, which is the work of men? Or your body, which is the work of God?"

"I... hardly know what to think."

"That is because up until this moment, you have been living in a dream. You looked at things and saw only what you projected upon them. You have never known reality. You have never known love."

This last statement filled Arkady with indignation, for he knew it was not true. "I love Aetheria!"

"You are in love with your idea of her, and that is a very different thing from loving the woman herself. There is a real person there, assuredly, but you do not know her. Tell me her likes and dislikes. Relate an incident from her girlhood. Reveal to me her soul. You cannot! The songs you sing to her praise superficialities-her eyes, her hair, her voice-beyond which you have not sought. Your love has been a delusion, a mirage existing only within your mind. It is the work of the Devil. It must be rejected and put behind you."

"I, however, am real." The doxy cupped a breast and lifted it slightly. "Touch me, if you doubt it. Place your hand or any other part of your body wherever you like. I will not stop you."

There was no comparing this strumpet's merely carnal beauty with Aetheria's unearthly perfection. Still, she was a woman. And naked. And present. She moved so close to Arkady that he could smell the musky scent of her sex. "I-"

The strannik had turned away and was rummaging in his leather medicine pouch. "Your education to date has been all words. It is time they were put into action." He emerged with a vial and shook from it two black specks. "But before you do anything else, you must each take one of these pills."

The whore stuck out a small pink tongue to receive hers.

"What is it?" Arkady asked.

"You have seen it in action before. This was the drug that brought Prince Achmed back to life, though only briefly. It is called rasputin, after a holy man of the Preutopian era. It will give you tremendous strength and stamina. But more importantly, it will break down the barriers that divide the physical realm from the spiritual, your thoughts from the pneuma, your mind from the divine." The strannik brushed it onto Arkady's tongue with his thumb. "Everything I have told you to date is mere theory. This will show you the reality."

A strange metallic taste flooded Arkady's mouth, and he felt a few brief twinges of pain in his abdomen. Then nothing. He waited for what seemed an eternity. Still nothing. "I don't think this is-"

working, he was going to say. Then he felt all the air going out of his lungs in a great whoosh. Out and out it gushed, a river of breath, showing no sign it was ever going to stop. Then it did. He inhaled, and suddenly he was filled with energy. He felt strong enough to wrestle a Neanderthal and win. Wonderingly, he took the dinner table by one of its legs-it was carved of ebony or some similarly dense wood-and lifted it above his head. So it was true! The strength he felt was not an illusion.

Gently, even delicately, he returned the table to the floor.

Then a pinpoint of light came calmly into existence at the center of his brain. Unhurriedly, it expanded, filling him from the inside with an all-encompassing warmth. He felt a deep and profound love for everyone and everything in the universe, combined with a sense of wholeness and oneness with life itself. It was as if the sun had risen in the middle of the night to kindle his soul.

The whore favored Arkady with a knowing look. But her eyes shone with a spiritual light that was the twin of his own. "Take off your clothes and come to me," she said, "and I will teach you what it feels like to fuck God."

The parade ended up at the new Byzantine embassy, an ivory-and-yellow Preutopian mansion on Spasopeskovskaya ploschad'. There, Surplus grandly descended from his carriage and, after the Neanderthals had safely escorted the Pearls within, went to inspect the embassy grounds. Tents of shimmering spider silk sheltered tables heaped high with refreshments. String quartets played soothing music. By the gates, hired thugs squeezed into traditional Russian costumes checked the identity of the guests against long lists of invitees.

Surplus had been very careful to invite all the best people in Moscow to a space that would comfortably handle three-quarters of them. So he was not surprised to find the grounds overflowing with women in empathic gowns shifting toward the darker shades of the emotive spectrum and men whose suits reflexively bristled with short, sharp spines when others got too close. All of them complaining bitterly about how they were being treated. He strolled by the fenced yard, carefully just out of reach of their outstretched hands and voices, and did not glance their way.

"Sir! Sir!" The majordomo came running up, quite beside himself."The caterers are serving vodka from samovars and say it is at your direction. Sir, you cannot serve vodka in samovars. It's simply not possible!"

"It is eminently possible. A samovar holds liquid. Vodka is liquid. I fail to see the problem."

"People will think you are completely ignorant of Russian culture!"

"So I am. I hope to learn much during my stay in your delightful country."

"But a samovar is for tea! tea!"

"Ah. I understand." Surplus put an arm over the man's shoulders in the friendliest possible manner and said,"If anyone asks for tea, please direct the caterers to make it for them."

Then he went inside the mansion.

If the gardens outside held the best of Moscow society, the rooms within held the worst. These were the people who really really mattered-the plutocrats and ministers and financiers who, subordinate only to the mighty duke himself, actually ran Muscovy. They were not crowded together as were those without. They gathered in the ballroom in threes and fours, chatting amiably with colleagues they saw every day, while waiters drifted by with drinks and hors d'oeuvres. Nor did Surplus's entry make much of a stir. The grandees looked up or did not, nodded or failed to do so, and occasionally smiled in the serene knowledge that they were so powerful and the event so inconsequential that not even the most judgmental would think they were trying to ingratiate themselves to a mere foreigner. mattered-the plutocrats and ministers and financiers who, subordinate only to the mighty duke himself, actually ran Muscovy. They were not crowded together as were those without. They gathered in the ballroom in threes and fours, chatting amiably with colleagues they saw every day, while waiters drifted by with drinks and hors d'oeuvres. Nor did Surplus's entry make much of a stir. The grandees looked up or did not, nodded or failed to do so, and occasionally smiled in the serene knowledge that they were so powerful and the event so inconsequential that not even the most judgmental would think they were trying to ingratiate themselves to a mere foreigner.

A waiter held out a tray holding triangles of toast and an enormous bowl of caviar. "Beluga, sir?"

Surplus leaned forward and sniffed. "Why does this smell fishy? It's clearly gone bad. Throw it in the alley."

"But Excellency...!"

"Just do it," Surplus said, pretending not to notice the shocked and amused reactions of those near enough to overhear.

At the far end of the ballroom, a newly built partition stretched from wall to wall. It was solid from the floor to waist-height and scrollwork filigree above, with a mesh screen behind it to ensure that nothing but air, sight, and sound could pass from one side to the other. Through it could be dimly glimpsed the alluring figures of the Pearls as they entered the space behind and peered about eagerly. There Surplus went.

"So these are the famous Russian women," Olympias said. "They look like cows."

"Compared to you and your sisters, O Daughter of Perfection, all women do. Though to be fair, those present are ministers and gene-barons and the like, along with their wives and husbands. No doubt many of them have daughters or lovers who are more fetching. In an uncultured and rough-hewn sort of way, of course."

"Don't," Olympias said, "condescend."

"Will the duke be here?" Russalka interjected.

"He has been invited, of course. Whether he will attend in person or not..." Surplus shrugged.

"I am avid to see him."

"I am avid to do a great deal more than that with him," Nymphodora added.

"We are all avid to begin our new lives," Zoesophia said."In fact, if we are not presented to the duke soon, I promise you that things will get ugly."

"I shall of course make it my first priority to..."

"More ugly than you can imagine," Zoesophia emphasized.

Surplus returned to his guests. It suited his purposes to meet the Duke of Muscovy, and the sooner the better. The ultimatum the Pearls had just issued did not bother him in the least.

Until, that is, he mentioned his errand to the Mistress of Protocol, and she burst into a short, sharp bark of laughter. "The Duke of Mus-covy-here? Whyever in the world would he come here?"

"He was expressly invited."

The State Mistress frowned like a bulldog. "The duke never responds to invitations. It would be absurd. They are all discarded, unread. That is, in fact, a significant part of my job."

"Then allow me to seize the opportunity, since you are here, of arranging a private audience. I am most eager to meet him."

"Meet the Duke of Muscovy! My dear Ambassador, nobody can meet that perfect man! Oh, such underlings as are ordered to his chambers to receive orders or offer accountings. And Chortenko, of course. But the duke does not socialize. Nor does he see foreigners of any ilk."

"But, you see, it is my duty to give him a present from his cousin the Caliph of Baghdad, which is of such surpassing-"

"Yes, yes. I'm sure it's wonderful. If you leave it with the Office of the Treasury, they'll give you a receipt, and it will be put on display in the Cathedral of the Dormition for a month and then relegated to storage."

"This is not the sort of present that-"

"Exactly." The minister turned away.

Minutes later, Count Sputnikovitch-Kominsky shook his head sympathetically. "You're in something of a fix, young fellow. The duke is no ordinary ruler, you see. He thinks of nothing but the good of the state, and he engages in no activities other than its governance. He never leaves the Terem Palace in the Kremlin, nor does he ever see guests. Even I, who am of an old family and have served him well, have never laid eyes on the great man."