"You desire that my dear sisters and I live, then?" That vise-tight hand twisted ever so slightly.

Surplus gasped. "Yes!"

"I assure you that such is our most fervent wish as well. The question is-how is this glad end to be achieved?" Her grip was like steel. Surplus had no doubt whatsoever that if she found his answer displeasing, it would be the easiest thing in the world for her to rip his manhood entirely free of his body.

Speaking quickly, Surplus said, "Oh, that my friend and I had resolved entirely almost immediately after the foul words had left Prince Achmed's mouth. All that we lacked was a way to confer with you in private."

He explained.

With mingled relief and regret, he felt Zoesophia's hand release him.

After services, Surplus returned to the Gulagsky mansion. Zoesophia, he noted, went up the stairs with a lightness she had not brought down with her. He turned to Koschei. "You say you can bring Prince Achmed to consciousness again?"

"Yes. But in his weakened state it will surely be too much for his constitution to bear for long. You should not direct me to do so unless you are absolutely certain you wish to kill him."

"I? Kill the ambassador? What a remarkable thing to say."

"But an honest one. God has a purpose for all things. Alive and dying, the ambassador does nobody any good whatsoever. Dead, he will at a minimum serve as excellent fertilizer." The strannik raised a hand to forestall Surplus's rebuke. "Spare me your horror. He is a heathen and cannot be buried in consecrated ground. That being so, some use might as well be made of his carcass. In any event, his death is a consequence that I am prepared to accept. What is your decision?"

"We simply must speak to him," Surplus began. "So..."

"Call everyone together in an hour. Two hours will be too late." The strannik disappeared into the sickroom and closed the door behind himself.

"What an extraordinary fellow!" Surplus exclaimed. "I don't believe I've ever met a cleric even remotely like him."

Darger looked up from a crate of old books that, in obedience to the Pearls' directive, had been delivered to the house during Surplus's absence. "I'm C of E myself." He slipped an undistinguished volume into an inside pocket of his coat. "And, after getting a taste of the good pilgrim's catechism, damned glad of it."

So it was that, one hour later, the ground floor was thronged with people. Surplus and Koschei sat on chairs to either side of the ambassador's sickbed. Darger and the two Gulagskys stood by the door. Just beyond, all seven Pearls Beyond Price formed a worried group, encircled by a grim ring of Neanderthals. Only Zoesophia looked more affronted than afraid. Neighbors, servants, employees, and idlers took up all the free space and half the outside yard as well, where they peered in through windows and doorway, and craned their ears for word from within. By Byzantine law, no one could be kept away from so public an event as the reading of an ambassador's will.

"This is my most powerful medication, and the most wondrous in its effects." Koschei shook a pill the size of a sesame seed from a small vial. "Everything else I have done was merely to strengthen the ambassador so his body could briefly withstand its effects." He pried open the prince's mouth and placed it on his tongue.

For a long, still moment nothing happened. Then Prince Achmed's eyes fluttered open.

"Am I in Paradise?" he murmured. "It seems...I am not. And yet...I feel the holy presence of...Allah...within and all about me."

"I am very glad to hear that," Surplus said, "for it makes what I must say easier. Great Prince, I am afraid that you are dying."

"A week ago, that would have been...terrible news. But now I...am content."

"That being so, perhaps you would reconsider your decision regarding the-"

"No." Prince Achmed's eye burned with strange elation. "I will die having done my duty." He struggled to raise his head from the pillow but could not. "Have the eldest of the Sisters of Ecstasy produce a sheet of smart paper suitable for a proclamation."

One of the Neanderthals lumbered up the stairs and returned with an ebony box. Coiled about it was what looked at first to be a carving of a snake looping in and out of several holes and possessed of a second head where its tail should be. But when Zoesophia accepted the box, one of the heads turned to stare at her with cold, glittering eyes. It was a minor example of Byzantine quasilife, but one that Surplus knew to be deadly, for its bite had killed a would-be thief in the early days of their long journey.

Zoesophia tapped the head, so that it gaped wide, showing teeth like ivory needles. Then, turning to the wall for modesty's sake, she lifted her veil and let fall a single drop of saliva into the creature's mouth.

The quasisnake's coils loosened, it slid in and out of the holes, and the top of the box flew open. Zoesophia removed a sheet of cream-white paper and wordlessly handed it to Enkidu, who gave it to Darger, who passed it along to Surplus. Surplus had a lap-desk resting on his knees, from which he produced a goose-quill pen and a bottle of India ink. "You may begin," he said.

Slowly and haltingly, the prince dictated his last decree. The room grew deathly silent as its import became clear. Finally, he closed his eyes and said, "Read it back to me."

"Sir, there is yet time to rethink this rash course of action."

"Read it, I said!"

Surplus read: "Part the first. That upon my death, the Jewels of Byzantium, the Pearls Beyond Price, viz., Zoesophia, Olympias, Nymphodora, Eulogia, Euphrosyne, Russalka, and Aetheria, having been created solely for the pleasure and delight of the Duke of Muscovy, into whose loving care I am now unable to deliver them, are to be immediately and with the absolute minimum of pain necessary to achieve this end, put to death."

"Oh!" Nymphodora cried in a heartbreakingly small voice. "Who will save us?"

Several of the Russian men in the room reflexively surged forward. But Herakles bared his canines in a snarl and, seizing an iron poker from the nearby hearth, bent it double and flung it down on the floor before him. The men stopped in their tracks. One of them turned and shook his fist at the sickroom and those near to it. "What kind of monsters are you to go along with this?"

"We are all helpless in this situation," Darger said,"and can only play out the parts we were assigned." He nodded to Surplus. "Pray, continue."

"Part the second," Surplus read. "That immediately following the execution of the first part of this decree my good servant Aubrey Darger (I took a small liberty with the phrasing here, Exalted Prince, for your stated characterization of my friend was not suited to a legal document) be given all moneys remaining in the treasury box. The letters of credit, however, along with all other documents therein, are to be destroyed."

"Judas!" somebody shouted. The Pearls were weeping piteously.

Undaunted, Surplus continued. "Part the third. That upon completion of their duties, the Neanderthals, who are the property of the Caliph, by whose grace the State flourishes, are to immediately vacate Russia and return to Byzantium. Any of their number surviving the voyage are to report promptly to the Master of Brutes for reassignment. Signed, Achmed by grace of Allah prince of Byzantium, defender of the Faith, and scourge of infidels. Then the date."

He looked up. "This is a deed of blackest infamy."

"Never mind... that. Bring me the document so... I may... examine it."

Surplus did so.

"Yes, that... appears to be... in order."

With a sharp cry, Zoesophia pushed past the Neanderthals and flung herself on the ambassador's chest. "Noble prince, relent! Kill me if you must, but spare my sisters! They are innocent souls who have never given the least offense to anyone. It is not death they deserve, but life." Then she burst into tears.

"Get this harlot...off me," Achmed ordered.

Herakles and Enkidu respectfully took the sobbing Pearl by the arms and backed her out of the sickroom. The decree slipped to the floor behind her.

Surplus picked it up. "All it awaits is the touch of your hand."

Solemnly, Prince Achmed kissed thumb and forefinger and pinched the bottom of the decree between them, activating the document with his own DNA. Surplus, as witness, followed suit, pinching a colored rectangle immediately above the prince's gene-mark. The smart paper tasted Prince Achmed's DNA, verifying his identity, and turned a shimmering orange, the impossible-to-counterfeit color of all official Byzantine documents.

The ambassador smiled beatifically."My duty...is done." Then he grew extremely still.

Koschei leaned over the ambassador and placed his ear upon his chest. Then he straightened and, with his thumbs, closed Prince Achmed's eyelids. "He is in Hell now."

"Well," said Enkidu heavily. "I guess we got no choice here."

"Wait!" Darger cried. He lifted the orange paper from the ambassador's chest. "I insist that you read the decree first."

The Neanderthal glared at Darger. "Pettifogger." But he snatched up the paper and held it up to his eyes. His lips moved. At last he said, "Hey. This ain't what the ambassador told you to write down."

"No, it is not," Darger said. "Earlier today, at our direction, Zoesophia wrote out a deed of transfer on a sheet of smart paper. When she fell upon the ambassador's chest, she was hiding it under her vest. It was the easiest thing in the world, then, for her to substitute the one document for the other. Prince Achmed placed his thumb not on a death-warrant, as he intended, but on a decree appointing a new ambassador in his stead." He turned to Surplus and bowed. "Your Excellency."

There was a moment's startled silence, and then spontaneous applause from all present-including even the Neanderthals. Several of them, indeed, were grinning widely, the first time Surplus could ever recall seeing them do so. Meanwhile, those locals standing near the windows were shouting the news out into the yard, so that there was a second burst of laughter and cheers. Gulagsky grabbed Darger in a bear hug and absolute strangers pounded Surplus on the back and shook his paw warmly.

Then, when all was chaos and jubilation, a woman screamed.

Voices hushed. Heads turned. In the center of the room Aetheria was staring in horror at her hand. On her wrist were raw red welts: some the exact size and shape of fingers and one that was the perfect image of a pair of lips.

Into the horrified silence, Arkady stammered, "I...I only seized her hand and k-kissed the back of her wrist. I meant nothing bad by it. I was simply happy that she would live." He glared about him. "Anybody else would have done the same!"

"Oh, you fool," Surplus said.

It took some while to clear the house of all who did not belong there. By then, the Pearls were safely upstairs and the Neanderthals back on guard. Arkady had just been knocked to the floor for the second time by an angry blow from his father. There he lay, burning with anger and guilt and love-sickness.

Surplus helped him to his feet. "Now you understand why we tried so hard to keep the Pearls away from men. They burn at our touch. The Caliph's psychogeneticists implanted commands to that effect in order to preserve the young ladies' virginities."

"They cannot be unfaithful to their intended groom," Darger amplified. "Any male's touch other than his, however light, blisters their skin. A kiss would char their lips to cinder. As for intercourse...well, they would be dead in minutes."

Koschei, who had been silent and watchful through the entire affair, now spoke. "I have salves that will heal the young woman. Though some discoloration may remain."

"Give them to the Neanderthals, who will pass them along to Aetheria," Darger said. "You, being a man, cannot be allowed to touch her, of course, celibate though you presumably are."

Gulagsky sat down heavily in a green leather armchair and clutched his head in an agony of emotion. The others remained standing. At last he said, "Arkady Ivanovich, you are to be banished from your home for the period of one full year. Do you understand?"

"Yes." The young man stood stiff and straight.

"These fellows are going to Moscow. You will go with them."

"No," Darger said. "That simply cannot be allowed. The young man is still in love with Aetheria and her presence will be a constant temptation to him."

"You think I would knowingly knowingly put her life in peril?" Arkady asked, outraged. put her life in peril?" Arkady asked, outraged.

"I think your coming with us would not be wise."

"It might not be wise," Gulagsky said, "but it is the only option I have. These are dangerous lands, and it will be months before the next wagon train of traders stops here. If I sent him out alone, it would be to his certain death." He bared his teeth furiously at his son. "Death! That is what you have been playing with, you blockhead! Oh, how could I have sired such an idiot?"

"As the new ambassador," Surplus said, "it is my duty to act in the best interest of my charges."

"One ambassador has already died in my house. If you do not do as I say, a second may well follow."

They stared at each other for a long time, until finally Surplus concluded that the man was adamant. "I see we have no choice," he said with a sigh.

"We will depart in the morning."

"And I," Koschei said, "will come with you, to look after the boy's moral education."

"Oh, for the love of God!" Surplus exclaimed involuntarily. But a dark look and a clenched fist on Gulagsky's part silenced any further exposition.

"Precisely." Koschei smiled piously. "For the love of God."

The caravans left at dawn. In stark contrast to their festive arrival, nobody turned out to see them off. Darger and Surplus rode horses, while Arkady and Koschei strode along on foot.

Surplus cantered back and glared down from his mare at the strannik. "This is all your doing, you rascal! You manipulated Arkady's exile in order to force us to take you to Moscow."

"Blame God, not me. He has work for me there. He made it possible for me to go. That is all."

"Pah!" Surplus spurred his horse forward again.

Not long after, the caravan trundled past the field where Prince Achmed's body had been flung. Crows covered it, fighting for bits of flesh. Surplus turned away from the sad spectacle. Riding beside him, Darger said, "Wasn't this the same field where the cyberwolf was supposed to be thrown?"

"I believe it is."

"Then where is it?" "Then where is it?"

Strangely enough, the corpse was nowhere to be seen.

"An animal might well have scavenged the carcass," Surplus suggested.

"But then there would be machine parts left behind-as there are not. No man would desire such a thing, nor would anybody bury it. Who, then, or what, could have taken it away? It makes no sense at all."

The town-whose name, Surplus abruptly realized, he never had learned-faded behind them, and that for them was the last of Gorodishko. Save for one small incident, barely noticed and almost immediately forgotten.

On a low hillock, far across the fields, a lone man stood in silhouette against the rising sun, watching them leave. Was it only Surplus's imagination that, just before he disappeared in the distance, the man fell to all fours and trotted away?

...4...

The parade rumbled down Tverskaya ulitsa, as splendid as thunder and infinitely more costly. Three weeks the company had spent camped in the ruins of Rublevka to the west of the city while merchants and messengers came and went, lines of credit were established with all the major banks in Muscovy, an appropriate building was found for the embassy, and an entrance was prepared which, under happier circumstances, would have satisfied even the late, notoriously hard-toplease Prince Achmed.

First came a marching orchestra, performing Ravel's Sheherazade Sheherazade, followed by a brass band playing "The Great Gate of Kiev," from Pictures at an Exhibition Pictures at an Exhibition by Mussorgsky, so that the tunes tumbled over one another, clashing and combining in a way that suggested an exotic and barbaric music evoking both Muscovy and Byzantium. by Mussorgsky, so that the tunes tumbled over one another, clashing and combining in a way that suggested an exotic and barbaric music evoking both Muscovy and Byzantium.

That was the theory, anyway. That was the theory, anyway.

In actual practice, the music shrieked and disharmonized, cat-wailing and whale-groaning like the collective denizens of the Caliph's House of Penitence and Forgiveness being taught to accept responsibility for whatever crimes they might eventually be accused of. The Muscovites loved it, however. It fit their conflicted ideas of Byzantium, which they despised as savage, pagan, and vulgar and yet whose heirs they considered themselves to be.

The parade included flightless griffins with gilded beaks and claws, spider-legged elephants, three-headed giraffes, and even a small sea serpent in a tank of cloudy water, all rented for the day from a local circus, whose tumblers, aerialists, and other performers had dug deep into their costume trunks to re-create themselves as Byzantine lords and courtiers. A team of African unicorns as white as bed sheets and bulkier than water buffalos pulled a float on which the Pearls Beyond Price stood, sat, or reclined, each according to her whim, wearing flowing silk chador in a variety of bright pastels, so that collectively they formed a sherbet rainbow. As modesty dictated, only their flashing eyes were left uncovered, but if a vagrant breeze now and again pressed the silk so close to here a breast or there a thigh as to leave no doubt of the sweet desirability of their bodies...well, it was a passing thing no man could be entirely sure he had seen in the first place.

"I feel like Tamburlaine, riding in triumph through Persepolis." Surplus threw a handful of chocolate coins wrapped in gold and silver foil from the window of his carriage. He wore a dazzlingly white turban such as would have been the envy of any Commedia dell'arte sultan, decorated with a tremendous glass ruby. The crowds cheered lustily at the sight of him and (thinking the coins real) dove frantically for the largesse he scattered.