"Look, there's light ahead," dwarf Riel called . He sped forward .
He was so excited after being in this mine hole for two hours . If news of him getting lost in a dwarf mine hole traveled back to Moria, the dwarven capital city, he would be so humiliated .
Yes, he must tell Master Link and Milda to keep this a secret .
Link immediately cast a traceless spell and said, "Don't run out when we get to the exit . We need to see where we are . "
"No problem," Riel replied . He gained momentum as he ran and quickly pa.s.sed the corner .
Milda couldn't help but shake her head and chuckle . "This guy is so funny . He's so old but still acts like a kid . "
Riel had been serious, but after they became more familiar with each other, he began relaxing and showing his derpy side .
Link didn't find his personality strange . In the game, he'd met too many funny dwarves . If you stayed in a dwarf's inn, you'd see many interesting things . For example, a dwarf once lit his beard with his pipe and poured hard liquor on it . His entire body had lit on fire .
A dwarf had run under a dragon's stomach to research the dragon's gender . Another dwarf used a magic gun to hit at a fly on food and ended up smas.h.i.+ng all the food on the table . There were many similarly shocking cases .
Anyway, one had to be prepared for all types of situations when with a dwarf…
Dammit, I jinxed myself!
Just as Link was about to speak, there was a cry from outside the tunnel . It was a tragic cry and made one's guts clench, involuntarily close one's legs, and cover one's crotch .
Just as Link and Milda exchanged a glance, not sure what happened, Riel scampered back . As he ran, he called, "Oh no, ack—there's a demon outside, and he saw me . "
When the guy ran over, Link saw that his head was covered in black mud . There was also a disgusting smell that made him nauseous .
"What exactly happened?" Milda covered her nose and cast a cleaning spell to get rid of the "mud" on Riel's head .
As Rield walked deeper inside the tunnel, he said, "The tunnel opens up skyward . When I went there, a Fodor Flaming Demon was taking a dump . I think he ate some bad food . That guy was like a spray gun . I wasn't paying attention, and it got all over me . I even swallowed some…I was so p.i.s.sed! I slammed my hammer on his a.s.s . I'm sure he's injured now, but more demons will run after us later . Let's run…ugh… . ack…it's so disgusting!"
"Ugh!" Milda ran with Riel . She just wanted to throw up .
Link's throat felt uncomfortable hearing this too . Pus.h.i.+ng down his urge to vomit, he asked, "Demon feces are poisonous . How are you feeling now?"
"Ah, poisonous? No wonder my stomach hurts now…Ah!" Riel missed a step and tripped . He fell down and couldn't climb back up . His face was black as if he was heavily poisoned .
Link hurried over to help him . Milda continued holding her nose . She pulled out a bottle of Elf Nectar and gave it to Link from afar . "Here, feed it to him . "
Pulling out the stop, Link poured the green liquid into Riel's mouth . As expected of the sacred antidote, Riel started vomiting violently after drinking it . Mouthfuls of stinking black liquid spewed from his mouth . After throwing up three mouthfuls, he was finally clean .
Riel was a Level-7 Warrior and was very strong . He wasn't poisoned deeply and had the antidote promptly, so he recovered after resting for half a minute .
He shook his head and took out a bottle of liquor . Rinsing his mouth, he put the liquor away and breathed deeply . "Thank you, Your Highness," he said to Milda . "Those demons are so f*cking disgusting . "
"Enough, let's go now!" Milda had had enough . She'd thought this dwarf was like a kid, but now, she thought he was an insufferable b.a.s.t.a.r.d .
Seeing that Milda was upset, Riel shrugged . "I'm the one who drank it, and I'm not complaining . What are you angry about…alright, I'll stop talking . Let's go . I saw many demons patrolling outside . They seem to know our plan . "
He led them deeper into the mine hole . Link, Milda, and Nana followed .
As they ran, Nana asked curiously, "Riel, what does demon p.o.o.p taste like?"
"Nana!" Milda yelped . She was going to have a breakdown .
"Nana, stop talking," Link commanded .
"Oh . " Nana didn't say anything else .
Riel didn't know what it tasted like . He ran powerfully without speaking . Dwarves had a weird and funny personality, but they were naturally sensitive to cave tunnels . He memorized it all after one trip .
The group quickly returned to the cave along the original path . Finally, Riel stopped before a black tunnel . "We didn't go down this road . I have a feeling that it's very, very deep and might lead to danger . Are you sure we should go in?"
Milda looked at Link, who nodded without hesitation . "Of course . The demon general is very strong . If we run into her, we'll die . "
"Alright, follow me . " Riel didn't dare face someone about to enter the Legendary level . He widened his eyes, picked up his battle axe, and went into a defensive posture . He walked towards the deep, dark cave .
…
On the other hand, the Fodor Flaming Demon's cry traveled far . After a while, a team of demons hurried over . When they arrived, the Fodor Flaming Demon was already dead . His stomach had been torn open by a hit form below . His guts were everywhere, and it was tragic .
It was clearly a sneak attack .
There was a two-foot-wide crack beside him . A demon crouched down and sniffed strongly . "Uh…it smells like p.o.o.p…and…sniff…it should be a dwarf's scent . Those rats are hiding under these rocks!"
"You found the rats?" asked a lovely voice . It was Saroviny .
"Your Highness, a dwarf appeared here and killed Lomen . "
Saroviny walked over . Seeing the feces on the rock, she wrinkled her brows . She took out a handkerchief to cover her nose and started investigating carefully .
"A dwarf had indeed tried to come out of here… The footprints on the rock are very deep . He'd used power and stomped hard… He's quite strong, should be a Level-7 Warrior . This should be the dwarf's King of Mountains… I can feel that Link is with him . "
Saroviny laughed . She stepped back and said to the Fodor Flaming Demons beside her, "Make the hole bigger and get rid of all the waste . I don't want to smell a thing . Then you and you shorter ones go in with me . We're going to catch the rats!"
"Yes, Your Highness . "
The Fodor Flaming Demons immediately started working . They used their claws, Battle Aura, and feet to attack the rocks . For them, the hard rocks were as soft as dirt .
After a few minutes, the small crack was many times wider . Finally, it revealed a tunnel around ten feet tall and six feet wide . The two Saroviny had chosen were Dimensional Demons . They were only about seven feet tall . The hole was big enough for them .
"Alright, let's go in . "
…
Booms came from behind them . Link and the others exchanged glances and saw shock in their eyes .
"They're coming . We gotta hurry!" Riel quickened his steps . Link easily caught up while Milda was a bit slower . She activated the Cheetah's Agility spell for herself . However, she still hadn't recovered and looked exhausted .
Link saw it unintentionally and felt a twinge . "Nana," he said, "carry Princess Milda . "
"No need…alright . " Milda had refused instinctively, but she was honestly too tired . Her vision was blurry . She knew that holding on stubbornly would only slow down the team, so she nodded and accepted .
Nana picked her up and continued walking .
Link was at the back of the group, wiping their footprints clean .
They advanced . The further they walked, the more s.p.a.cious the tunnel became . It became darker as well, and they couldn't see the path clearly . But strangely, the wind grew stronger .
It wasn't blowing from within the tunnel . Instead, it was being sucked in from behind them . The further they walked, the stronger the wind became .
Woo, woo . The wind whistled, almost making them lose their balance . It felt like a hand pus.h.i.+ng them forward .
Suddenly, Riel yelped . He missed a step and lost his balance . Woo . A gust of strong wind came just then and blew him a few feet ahead . That wasn't all . He continued falling down . It was so dark, and they couldn't see anything .
"Light spell!"
Whoos.h.!.+ A ball of light appeared, illuminating the tunnel . Link found that there was an underground cliff up ahead . Riel had been blown off the cliff .
Seeing that Riel was about to disappear from his line of sight, Link hurriedly cast a spell for him . "Levitation!"
But it didn't work!
Riel kept dropping at an incredible speed . He struggled and yelled, "There's wind! The wind keeps blowing down! Oh, Glorious Lord, I'm gonna die!"
Chapter 373 The Derpy DwarfTranslator Nyoi Bo Studio Editor Nyoi Bo Studio Look, there s light ahead, dwarf Riel called . He sped forward . He was so excited after being in this mine hole for two hours . If news of him getting lost in a dwarf mine hole traveled back to Moria, the dwarven capital city, he would be so humiliated . Yes, he must tell Master Link and Milda to keep this a secret . Link immediately cast a traceless spell and said, Don t run out when we get to the exit . We need to see where we are . No problem, Riel replied . He gained momentum as he ran and quickly pa.s.sed the corner . Milda couldn t help but shake her head and chuckle . This guy is so funny . He s so old but still acts like a kid . Riel had been serious, but after they became more familiar with each other, he began relaxing and showing his derpy side . Link didn t find his personality strange . In the game, he d met too many funny dwarves . If you stayed in a dwarf s inn, you d see many interesting things . For example, a dwarf once lit his beard with his pipe and poured hard liquor on it . His entire body had lit on fire . A dwarf had run under a dragon s stomach to research the dragon s gender . Another dwarf used a magic gun to hit at a fly on food and ended up smas.h.i.+ng all the food on the table . There were many similarly shocking cases . Anyway, one had to be prepared for all types of situations when with a dwarf Dammit, I jinxed myself Just as Link was about to speak, there was a cry from outside the tunnel . It was a tragic cry and made one s guts clench, involuntarily close one s legs, and cover one s crotch . Just as Link and Milda exchanged a glance, not sure what happened, Riel scampered back . As he ran, he called, Oh no, ack there s a demon outside, and he saw me . When the guy ran over, Link saw that his head was covered in black mud . There was also a disgusting smell that made him nauseous . What exactly happened Milda covered her nose and cast a cleaning spell to get rid of the mud on Riel s head . As Rield walked deeper inside the tunnel, he said, The tunnel opens up skyward . When I went there, a Fodor Flaming Demon was taking a dump . I think he ate some bad food . That guy was like a spray gun . I wasn t paying attention, and it got all over me . I even swallowed some I was so p.i.s.sed I slammed my hammer on his a.s.s . I m sure he s injured now, but more demons will run after us later . Let s run ugh . ack it s so disgusting Ugh Milda ran with Riel . She just wanted to throw up . Link s throat felt uncomfortable hearing this too . Pus.h.i.+ng down his urge to vomit, he asked, Demon feces are poisonous . How are you feeling now Ah, poisonous No wonder my stomach hurts now Ah Riel missed a step and tripped . He fell down and couldn t climb back up . His face was black as if he was heavily poisoned . Link hurried over to help him . Milda continued holding her nose . She pulled out a bottle of Elf Nectar and gave it to Link from afar . Here, feed it to him . Pulling out the stop, Link poured the green liquid into Riel s mouth . As expected of the sacred antidote, Riel started vomiting violently after drinking it . Mouthfuls of stinking black liquid spewed from his mouth . After throwing up three mouthfuls, he was finally clean . Riel was a Level 7 Warrior and was very strong . He wasn t poisoned deeply and had the antidote promptly, so he recovered after resting for half a minute . He shook his head and took out a bottle of liquor . Rinsing his mouth, he put the liquor away and breathed deeply . Thank you, Your Highness, he said to Milda . Those demons are so f cking disgusting . Enough, let s go now Milda had had enough . She d thought this dwarf was like a kid, but now, she thought he was an insufferable b.a.s.t.a.r.d . Seeing that Milda was upset, Riel shrugged . I m the one who drank it, and I m not complaining . What are you angry about alright, I ll stop talking . Let s go . I saw many demons patrolling outside . They seem to know our plan . He led them deeper into the mine hole . Link, Milda, and Nana followed . As they ran, Nana asked curiously, Riel, what does demon p.o.o.p taste like Nana Milda yelped . She was going to have a breakdown . Nana, stop talking, Link commanded . Oh . Nana didn t say anything else . Riel didn t know what it tasted like . He ran powerfully without speaking . Dwarves had a weird and funny personality, but they were naturally sensitive to cave tunnels . He memorized it all after one trip . The group quickly returned to the cave along the original path . Finally, Riel stopped before a black tunnel . We didn t go down this road . I have a feeling that it s very, very deep and might lead to danger . Are you sure we should go in Milda looked at Link, who nodded without hesitation . Of course . The demon general is very strong . If we run into her, we ll die . Alright, follow me . Riel didn t dare face someone about to enter the Legendary level . He widened his eyes, picked up his battle axe, and went into a defensive posture . He walked towards the deep, dark cave . On the other hand, the Fodor Flaming Demon s cry traveled far . After a while, a team of demons hurried over . When they arrived, the Fodor Flaming Demon was already dead . His stomach had been torn open by a hit form below . His guts were everywhere, and it was tragic . It was clearly a sneak attack . There was a two foot wide crack beside him . A demon crouched down and sniffed strongly . Uh it smells like p.o.o.p and sniff it should be a dwarf s scent . Those rats are hiding under these rocks You found the rats asked a lovely voice . It was Saroviny . Your Highness, a dwarf appeared here and killed Lomen . Saroviny walked over . Seeing the feces on the rock, she wrinkled her brows . She took out a handkerchief to cover her nose and started investigating carefully . A dwarf had indeed tried to come out of here The footprints on the rock are very deep . He d used power and stomped hard He s quite strong, should be a Level 7 Warrior . This should be the dwarf s King of Mountains I can feel that Link is with him . Saroviny laughed . She stepped back and said to the Fodor Flaming Demons beside her, Make the hole bigger and get rid of all the waste . I don t want to smell a thing . Then you and you shorter ones go in with me . We re going to catch the rats Yes, Your Highness . The Fodor Flaming Demons immediately started working . They used their claws, Battle Aura, and feet to attack the rocks . For them, the hard rocks were as soft as dirt . After a few minutes, the small crack was many times wider . Finally, it revealed a tunnel around ten feet tall and six feet wide . The two Saroviny had chosen were Dimensional Demons . They were only about seven feet tall . The hole was big enough for them . Alright, let s go in . Booms came from behind them . Link and the others exchanged glances and saw shock in their eyes . They re coming . We gotta hurry Riel quickened his steps . Link easily caught up while Milda was a bit slower . She activated the Cheetah s Agility spell for herself . However, she still hadn t recovered and looked exhausted . Link saw it unintentionally and felt a twinge . Nana, he said, carry Princess Milda . No need alright . Milda had refused instinctively, but she was honestly too tired . Her vision was blurry . She knew that holding on stubbornly would only slow down the team, so she nodded and accepted . Nana picked her up and continued walking . Link was at the back of the group, wiping their footprints clean . They advanced . The further they walked, the more s.p.a.cious the tunnel became . It became darker as well, and they couldn t see the path clearly . But strangely, the wind grew stronger . It wasn t blowing from within the tunnel . Instead, it was being sucked in from behind them . The further they walked, the stronger the wind became . Woo, woo . The wind whistled, almost making them lose their balance . It felt like a hand pus.h.i.+ng them forward . Suddenly, Riel yelped . He missed a step and lost his balance . Woo . A gust of strong wind came just then and blew him a few feet ahead . That wasn t all . He continued falling down . It was so dark, and they couldn t see anything . Light spell Whoosh A ball of light appeared, illuminating the tunnel . Link found that there was an underground cliff up ahead . Riel had been blown off the cliff . Seeing that Riel was about to disappear from his line of sight, Link hurriedly cast a spell for him . Levitation But it didn t work Riel kept dropping at an incredible speed . He struggled and yelled, There s wind The wind keeps blowing down Oh, Glorious Lord, I m gonna die