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For three days in a row, Xia Yao did not contact Yuan Zong. By the end of the year, many of the bigger units had already gone on vacation, and Xia Yao's cellphone was bombarded with all kinds of invitations to parties and gathering every single day. But because of his professional limitations, Xia Yao's vacation was very short since in case any urgent mission came up, he had to be available. And adding the fact that he was still brooding about Yuan Zong leaving without saying goodbye, so he completely ignored all messages.

On this day, Xuan Da Yu tracked Xia Yao down at his front door, "Why didn't you pick up when I called, huh?"

Xia Yao picked up his legs and sat down on the bed to clip his toenails with a rather listless expression.

"I don't have time, it's been tiring."

Xuan Da Yu ridicules him, "You're actually that dedicated?"

"I just don't feel like going. What's so good about a group of people arrogantly shouting left and right? Especially that asshole Tao, he's everywhere. Every time I see him, I want to fucking kick him."

With a rather good temperament, Xuan Da Yu said, "We're not familiar with him, there's only a few of us good friends gathering together."

Xia Yao knew the meaning behind Xuan Da Yu's words, since he saw that his and Peng Ze's relationship has been strained, he wanted to take this opportunity to ease the tension.

"I'm on duty tomorrow," said Xia Yao.

"Then, we'll meet at night when you're out of work."

Xia Yao again said, "I'm working overtime."

"You're so boring ah!" Xuan Da Yu complained as he poked Xia Yao's forehead with his hand, forcing him to lift his head to look at him, "What's wrong with buddies chatting with each other and drinking, huh? What's the big deal, huh? Is it that hard to drink a glass or two? Whatever. It's settled, I'll come pick you up tomorrow night!"

Without saying anything else, Xia Yao continued to boringly clip his fingernails.

Seeing that, Xuan Da Yu immediately snatched the nail clipper away, "I'm talking to you! Are you deaf? Did you hear me or not?"

Feeling annoyed by Xuan Da Yu's unnecessary persistent in this endeavor, Xia Yao's bare foot stretched directly toward the other person's face.

Luckily Xuan Da Yu's abruptly took a big step back avoiding it while Xia Yao on the other hand burst into a loud laugh.

"You big white turnip, it seems you need a fucking spanking!"

"Stop playing around, stop, stop, hahahaha......"

The next day, Xia Yao nevertheless went out with them. It was a peaceful private room, and there were only three people, him, Peng Ze and Xuan Da Yu.

The atmosphere was somewhat tense from the beginning since Xia Yao and Peng Ze did not speak much, leaving only Xuan Da Yu to talk most of the time. But after a few glasses of liquor poured down into their stomachs, they started talking about their childhood as well as exposing each other's bad habits, and the room gradually became bustling with noise and excitement.

Peng Ze blabbered, "Do you remember when we were young, there was this boy who got his penis bitten off by a dog, and disappeared after that? I ran into him two days ago, and guess what? He grew up to look just like a young woman, especially yummy."

Xuan Da Yu pointed at Peng Ze, looking at Xia Yao, "Do you see? He only pays attention to these kinds of people, nothing else."

Xia Yao's glance at Peng Ze was followed by a smile.

Just like that, the knot that tied tightly in their hearts for the past few days easily became undone.

Afterwards, Peng Ze drank a big gulp and said, "When we were younger, you two had a very good relationship and were always together, leaving me out of everything. Then Da Yu left, and Yao Er[1] had only stuck to me for two years when you fucking came back. Fucking dickhead! In the end, you two are still closer."

[1] Yao Er () - Peng Ze used the character 'Yo' (demon/devil) to replace Xia Yao's 'Yo' (glorious), the tone above the 'a' is different giving it different meanings so it's just a play on the tone as they are close friends. Da Yu also calls Xia Yao, Yao Er.

"Bullshit!" Xuan Da Yu retorted in an inebriated state, "My feelings for Yao Er......"

In seconds, Xia Yao also laughed but it was a completely a foolish laughter of an unaware drunkard.

Looking Xuan Da Yu again, Peng Ze spoke, "It seems that since you left, Yao Er has become a monk. Before he was a really happy and outgoing person who ran around everywhere, with enough beautiful girls swamping him for all three of us. But the moment you left, *sigh* Ximen Qing[2] turned into Xuanzang[3]. Shit, after so many years I still haven't caught up."

[2] Ximen Qing - is a character from the novel "Jin Ping Mei" () "The Plum in the Golden Vase or The Golden Lotus", framed as a spin-off from the novel "Water Margin". He is a corrupt social climber and lustful merchant who is wealthy enough to marry six wives and concubines.

Please read about the novel, it's really interesting ^.^ - Sae

[3] Xuanzang - (602-664) Tang dynasty Buddhist monk and translator, who traveled to India 629-645. He became famous for his seventeen-year overland journey to India, which is recorded in detail in the classic Chinese text Great Tang Records on the Western Regions, which in turn provided the inspiration for the novel "Journey to the West" written by Wu Cheng'en during the Ming dynasty, around nine centuries after Xuanzang's death. (Ahhh...this was my childhood, right here, watching "Journey to the West" - Ann)

The ridiculing words that Peng Ze spat ear Xuan Da Yu's ears were like beautiful music that made him overwhelm with joy.

He twisted his head to look at Xia Yao and asked, "Really? Is it because I left?"

Xia Yao faintly agreed, "You......why didn't you say anything and just bolted like that?......"

Among the three of them, Xia Yao drank vigorously as if it was water to the point where even his shoes were torn off. He waved his feet around in confusion. Finally, as if that wasn't enough, his foot ran into Xuan Da Yu's crotch. It probed and rubbed the area for a while, and since it was soft, he poked around there without moving his foot away.

Xuan Da Yu's heart and mind was like that of a little kitten clawing widely against his chest. Although his conscious was intoxicated, his spirit wasn't. Xia Yao involuntary complaint and the series of intimate movements provoked his unruly, wolf like nature to be exposed as he seized Xia Yao's waist and muttered some words into his ear.

"How about I carry you back to my place?"

Completely inebriated and unaware of anything, Xia Yao simply agreed to everything that was asked of him.

Before getting in the car, Peng Ze had randomly slap Xia Yao and said, "I know why you were giving me a cold shoulder before. Don't you......hate that person? That Li Zhen Zhen? Don't worry, we'll be over soon. The girl I was chasing has already started to , Hahaha......the eyesore for you will quickly pick up his bedding and leave."

"Ah......" Xia Yao opened his mouth wide, "I.....pei![3]......"

[3] Pei! - is the sound when you spit in contempt

Peng Ze laughed as the driver placed him into a private car, and before long he was out of sight.

Xuan Da Yu walked down three flights of stairs before he swayed his hands backward.

"Come, get on."

Without hesitation, Xia Yao immediately leaped onto his back.

On the road, Xuan Da Yu repeatedly twisted his head around to look, this was definitely the aftereffect! Afraid that the person on his shoulder now would change to Wang Zhi Shui, so he had to makes sure it was Xia Yao every other second.

"Don't you always bite and not let go every time you're drunk?" Xuan Da Yu snorted, "You......you can bite me, bite me so your heart can be at ease."

Sure enough, Xia Yao went for it and bit Xuan Da Yu's ear, causing Xuan Da Yu to wail in pain loudly, "How delightful!"

However, Xia Yao only held it in his mouth for a while before discovering that it was not ear that he wanted to bite so he angrily let go. This is the first time that he has bitten someone for such a short when he is drunk. (Sorry XDY, my Xia Yao is only addicted to one certain type of meat nowadays ;) )

"Why did you let go?" Xuan Da Yu stopped and turned around to look up with an exceptionally nervous expression, "Have you fucking become Wang Zhi Shui or what?"

Xia Yao picked up his head and looked blankly at Xuan Da Yu. Seeing that, Xuan Da Yu let out a big sigh of relief.

Good, good, it's still my Yao Er.

With his heart blossoming with all kinds of beautiful longings and a mind tinted with a hint of wickedness, Xuan Da Yu was very satisfied on the way back.

As a result, the liquor still got to Xuan Da Yu, and the nightmare of that fateful swap descended pitifully onto Xuan Da Yu's head yet again.

The moment he threw Xia Yao on the bed, a moment of dj vu provoked the scene from that night to reappear. Xuan Da Yu's face rapidly changed from gentle and soft to fierce and sinister.

"Who the fuck are you?"

(Poor XDY , he's paranoid to the brink of being psychotic :vvv)

Xia Yao fell asleep as soon as his body landed on the bed.

As if I give a fuck who you are?

"Get up!" Xuan Da Yu immediately gripped Xia Yao's collar and pulled him up before interrogating him, "How did you get on my back?"

Xia Yao vaguely spat out a few words, "Weren't you the one that carried me back here?"

This unintentional 'coincident' made Xuan Da Yu became even more immersed in his play even more as he angrily howled in rage, "I fucking worked my ass off to carry you here!"

As if Wang Zhi Shui had possessed Xiao Yao, he impatiently said, "Did I beg you to carry me?"

After saying that, Xia Yao laid back on the bed in a crooked manner and fell asleep once again.

The 'reenactment' of what had happened previously made it hard for Xuan Da Yu to restrain his anger but for some inexplicable reason, he was excited at the same time. It was unknown how many times this scene had appeared in his dreams nor the number of times he had been able to avenge the injustice that was thrown on him. Today, the opportunity to re-write history has finally come.

As a result of this thinking, Xuan Da Yu swiftly kicked Xia Yao's ass.

"Slut!"

The moment Xia Yao's ass was struck with such an insufferable and throbbing pain, his eyes shot open at the speed of light before he leaped off the bed like a leopard. And even though he was intoxicated, it did not conceal the great physical agility that dwelled within him. Xia Yao launched a series of punches combined with a string of leg attacked causing Xuan Da Yu to collapsed on the floor before he kicked his crotch several times.

With that done, Xia Yao overbearingly strutted back to bed and continued to sleep. (BAWSE! =)))))) )

But towering with rage, Xuan Da Yu crawled from the floor and directly pounced onto the bed again. Taking advantage of Xia Yao being drowsy with sleep, he started to throw a series of pulling, tearing and thrashing at him, all the while accompanied by a rain of violent verbal assaults.

It goes without saying that when Xia Yao's sleep was untimely interrupted, his temperament also takes a drastic turn. And even though, the person in front of him was Xuan Da Yu, it made no difference at all once his temper was provoked. Since Xia Yao's legs and arms were being pressed down to the point where he couldn't counterattack, he adequately utilized his drunken biting skill. This alone was enough to almost rip off a chuck of flesh from Xuan Da Yu's shoulder, causing blood to spew.

"How dare you fucking bite me!" As soon as those words flew out of his mouth, Xuan Da Yu quickly grabbed Xia Yao by the throat.

Xia Yao held his breath while viciously gripping onto a patch of Xuan Da Yu's hair, then in seconds, he ripped it off from the root.

The two fought on the bed then rolled off onto the floor, ripping and pulling each other from inside to outside of the room. In the end, no one knew who stopped first. At this point, Xia Yao was sleepy, tired and annoyed. He went to search for a nice spot to lie down and once he found the soft and comfortable spot, he did not move again.

When Xuan Da Yu saw Xia Yao sleeping on the couch in the living room he silently said under his breath: This time I will definitely make sure you don't take a single thing again!

As a result, he searched all over the house until he found some ropes before directly ripping off Xia Yao's clothes and tying him up. Xia Yao managed to throw out some swear and abusive words during the entire ordeal, but given that the strength in Xuan Da Yu's hand was not so powerful due to being inebriated, Xia Yao merely let it happen since the robe wasn't being tied so tightly, it did not disturb his sleep.

Feeling worried that Xia Yao could somehow still escape after being tied up, Xuan Da Yu dragged him to his bedroom and shove him on the bed. Then he found a chain which allowed him to connect one end to the bedstead and the other end to the rope.

This time it's impossible to escape.

Xia Yao slept in this awkward position until the next morning.

After waking up, he attempted to turn his body but sensing that he was unable to toss to the side, he opened his eyes half-way still drowsy with sleep only to see what kind of 'style' he was in. With just one glance, his eyes immediately shot open in disbelief.

"What the fuck....."

Xuan Da Yu has also woken up and was at a loss for words the moment he saw Xia Yao.

The two gave each other a quick glance with eyes holding in a sense of bewilderment.

Xia Yao was at a complete loss, his naked body was tied to the bedstead while his entire body was covered in dapples. Xuan Da Yu was badly battered with a bruised nose and a swollen face, his hair was even missing a patch, bite marks where all over his shoulder and elsewhere on his body, leaving traces of having 'struggled'.

The most fatal problem was Xuan Da Yu's hair that had previously been ripped from his head was flying around and scattered across the bed, seemingly, it looked just like the pubic hair from Xia Yao's crotch.

To make matters worse, both Xia Yao's daisy and Xuan Da Yu's cucumber were clearly suffering pain.

The thing that defied the natural order of things was this play that seemed to have been conducted by Wang Zhi Shui from 'behind the scene' was actively staged in Xuan Da Yu's house.

At this moment, Xuan Da Yu who has been wildly beaten up had no other choice but to continuously apologize to Xia Yao who in fact did not suffer any disastrous injujries apart from having been tied up.

"Yao Er, listen to my explanation...."

Xia Yao completely ignored his supposed cover, "Don't talk to me about this now!"

"I don't know how this, this...." Xuan Da Yu's words were all jumbled up and lost in this throat.

"Can you stop talking so much?"

"I'm talking to you, Yao Er......"

Finally, Xia Yao could not help but to bellow in rage.

"Can you fucking untie me first?!!!"

"I'm numbed."

"......"

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What a hilarious chapter =))). Sae has done an amazing job even though she was on vacation traveling to Thailand and Japan! She still found time to translate