The villagers chose a maiden to be the bride of the River G.o.d. In order to save the maiden, Liu Qi went to the River G.o.d’s Temple, and beat up the River G.o.d as soon as he appeared. The River G.o.d cries and curses the village to flood; Liu Qi raises his harpoon: “Say it again, and I’ll stab you to death!” The River G.o.d cries: “I just want to marry and have a wife!” Liu Qi clenches his fist: “Lao Zi is your wife, just accept it.” The River G.o.d suddenly cries even more… A short story selling meng, River G.o.d is Gong! A useless good-for-nothing gong! 【Waves goodbye】