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You Have Right to Remain Puzzled Part 15

There was nothing there.

Except...

Was that something in the upper right-hand corner? Where the edge of the monitor still held the blotter down?

She hadn't moved the monitor far enough. She had to move it again.

Uh-oh!

Darlene was quiet. The child from hell screams for fifteen minutes, and now she's quiet?

Damn!

Cora's left hand snaked out from under the blotter, grabbed the top of the monitor, tipped it up. Beneath the blotter her left hand was no longer holding up, her right hand fumbled forward, touched something, gripped it between her fingers.

The monitor began to fall.

Cora leaped to her feet. The desk chair shot across the room, banged into a small bookcase.

Cora lunged across the desk. Her right hand flew from beneath the blotter, grabbing the monitor as it went over. She wrestled it back onto the desk with her right hand, knocking the keyboard and mouse to the floor with her flailing left.

The ensuing racket was slightly louder than a bus-boy dropping a tray of dishes, slightly less than an atomic blast.

The baby wailed again. Its surprised tremolo could only mean Mimi had snatched it from the playpen.

Cora only had a second to straighten up the den.

Fat chance.

The monitor was sideways. The keyboard and mouse were on the floor. The desk chair had knocked a glass, a vase, and a framed photograph off the bookcase. Miraculously, none of them were broken, merely strewn across the floor.

Footsteps hurried in the direction of the study. Cora had approximately half a second to make things right.

She flung herself to the floor. She did it so convincingly she banged her head on the leg of the desk.

Mimi burst into the room. "My God! What happened?"

Cora looked up ruefully, rubbed her aching head. "I fell. I went to sit on the chair, completely lost my balance. I'm afraid I messed up the desk. Oh, dear! And the bookcase! Did anything break?"

Mimi glanced around the room, then looked back at the prone woman on the floor with the impatient feigned tolerance the young reserved for annoying infirmities of the elderly, and Cora knew she was home free.

Chapter 19.

CORA SLAMMED THE red Toyota to a stop, dragged her drawstring purse off the passenger seat, and practically flew up the path. She was eager to see what she'd found under the blotter of Mimi's husband's desk, if she had indeed found anything. It felt like the tiniest scrap of paper. Or cardboard. Or plastic. Or light metal, such as aluminum foil. Or cloth. It could have been a piece of a letter, a playing card, or a paper napkin without surprising her in the least.

If it was something so innocuous, Cora might have trouble figuring out what it was. She had plunged it deep within the recesses of her drawstring purse, where several similar objects presumably lay.

Cora burst in the door, bellowed, "Sherry!" There was no answer. She must be out with Aaron. Otherwise, she'd be home, since Cora had the car.

Cora went into the kitchen, lit up a cigarette. She took a saucer down to use as an ashtray. Sherry was always hiding the ashtrays to discourage her from smoking.

Cora sat down at the table, regarded her purse.

Should she dump it, or take out the items one by one? Dumping seemed good. Were there any items that shouldn't be dumped? Ah, yes. She removed her gun, set it aside. Then, taking hold of the bottom corners of the drawstring purse, she turned it upside down and slid the contents out on the table.

It was a fairly imposing pile of junk.

Cora quickly removed the objects she knew to be hers, which included a makeup mirror, a knitting needle, and several ornate cigarette lighters, none of which worked, but all of which had sentimental if not intrinsic value.

An autograph book from her more lighthearted days, if such a thing was possible, boasted, among others, inscriptions from James Taylor, Reggie Jackson, and Paul Newman.

There was also a hairbrush. Cora couldn't remember the last time she'd used it. Maybe it wasn't hers. Even so, it wasn't what she found under the blotter.

Cora pawed through the remaining articles, found birth control pills, a diaphragm, three condoms, and spermicidal jelly. Maybe it was just as well she hadn't unpacked in front of Chief Harper.

A coin purse. A wallet, with ID cards and money. A number of pencils with broken points. A number of pens, none of which worked. A church key, left over from her drinking days. Damn. Cora could remember turning the house upside down to open a beer bottle, and she had a church key all the time.

Never mind. What did she find under the blotter?

There were a number of small pieces of paper in her purse, mostly receipts.

Whoa! What was this? A small green and white paper. What the hell was that?

Cora held it up, squinted at it.

It had a right angle, and a jagged, torn edge.

She could make out the upper half of what appeared to be numbers.

One, zero, zero.

Cora whistled.

It was unmistakably the corner of a hundred-dollar bill.

Cora couldn't recall the last time she'd had a hundred-dollar bill loose in her purse. Granted, there were huge stretches of her life she couldn't recall all that clearly; still, the presence of large sums of money would have been apt to make some impression.

Hot damn!

Wait till Chief Harper saw this!

Cora snatched the phone from the wall, punched in the number. "Chief? Cora. I'll be right over. I found something in the Dillinger house," she said, and slammed down the phone before he could argue.

Cora's moment of elation was dampened by the pile of junk on the kitchen table. She couldn't leave it there. She had to sort through it, throw stuff out.

Like hell.

Cora held her purse up to the edge of the table, pushed her precious belongings back into it. She snatched up her gun and her car keys and tore out the door.

As Cora's Toyota sped down the driveway, Dennis Pride stepped out from his hiding place in the hall closet.

Well, that was interesting as all hell.

What had Cora found in the Dillinger house?

Chapter 20.

CHIEF HARPER SQUINTED up from the bill. "So?"

Cora pointed. "That's a piece of a hundred-dollar bill."

"I can see that. So what?"

"It may have come from under the blotter on Mimi's husband's desk."

"May have?"

"There's a very good chance. You could almost assume it did."

"Why would I have any doubt?"

"It could also have come from my purse."

"Aha. And when's the last time you cleaned your purse?"

"I believe Nixon was in the White House."

"That's not encouraging."

"It should be. A bad witness swears up and down they're right no matter what. A fair witness, who acknowledges the fact they might be wrong, has an opinion I can take to the bank."

"That's well argued. It does not cheer me." Harper sighed. "All right. I guess I gotta ask the husband about this."

"No, you can't do that."

Harper looked at Cora in surprise. "Excuse me?"

"If you ask her husband, Mimi will know I was snooping."

"So?"

"I'm not going to be invited into many people's homes if they know I snoop."

"You're investigating a break-in. You're not supposed to look around?"

"Not under the blotter."

"Oh, for pity's sake." Chief Harper raised his head, bellowed, "Sam!"

After a pause of several seconds, from the deep recesses of the police station came a rather exasperated, "Yeah?"

"Come in here a minute?"

Sam didn't answer, but after a while there came the sound of police boots stomping down the hall, and Bakerhaven's crankiest police officer trudged in. He saw Cora, scowled, stroked his mustache. "What do you want?" he demanded.

"You ever have to sneak up on a suspect, Sam?"

"No, but I got one ready for booking. If I can get the paperwork done. Which I can't really do in here. What's she got you involved in now, Chief?"

"That break-in you covered."

"Nothing to it. Nothing taken, nothing damaged, except one small pane of glass. Case closed."

"Not quite."

"Why not?"

"You found something in the study."

"No I didn't."

"Yes, you did." Chief Harper held out the plastic evidence bag with the corner of the bill. "You found this under the blotter in the study."

"You planting evidence now, Chief?"

"No, just accounting for it."

"I see." Sam gave Cora his most withering look. "He means you found it."

"Don't worry, Sam," Cora said sweetly. "I won't tell anyone you overlooked it."

Sam nearly choked on his mustache.