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Jack snorted at this, and Flora stopped crying. She began to look around the house, which was sunny and large and well appointed.

"There's room enough for both of you," said The Witch's Revenge, "if Small doesn't mind."

Small thought his heart would burst with happiness to have his family back again. He showed Flora to one bedroom and Jack to another. Then they went downstairs and had a second dinner, and Small and The Witch's Revenge listened, and the cats in their hanging cage listened, while Flora and Jack recounted their adventures.

A pickpocket had taken Flora's purse, and they'd sold the witch's automobile, and lost the money in a game of cards. Flora found her parents, but they were a pair of old scoundrels who had no use for her. (She was too old to sell again. She would have realized what they were up to.) She'd gone to work in a department store, and Jack had sold tickets in a movie theater. They'd quarreled and made up, and then fallen in love with other people, and had many disappointments. At last they had decided to go home to the witch's house and see if it would do for a squat, or if there was anything left, to carry away and sell.

But the house, of course, had burned down. As they argued about what to do next, Jack had smelled Small, his brother, down in the village. So here they were.

"You'll live here, with us," Small said.

Jack and Flora said they could not do that. They had ambitions, they said. They had plans. They would stay for a week, or two weeks, and then they would be off again. The Witch's Revenge nodded and said that this was sensible.

Every day Small came home from school and went out again, with Flora, on a bicycle built for two. Or he stayed home and Jack taught him how to hold a coin between two fingers, and how to follow the egg, as it moved from cup to cup. The Witch's Revenge taught them to play bridge, although Flora and Jack couldn't be partners. They quarreled with each other as if they were husband and wife.

"What do you want?" Small asked Flora one day. He was leaning against her, wishing he were still a cat, and could sit in her lap. She smelled of secrets. "Why do you have to go away again?"

Flora patted Small on the head. She said, "What do I want? That's easy enough! To never have to worry about money. I want to marry a man and know that he'll never cheat on me, or leave me." She looked at Jack as she said this.

Jack said, "I want a rich wife who won't talk back, who doesn't lie in bed all day, with the covers pulled up over her head, weeping and calling me a bundle of twigs." And he looked at Flora when he said this.

The Witch's Revenge put down the sweater that she was knitting for Small. She looked at Flora and she looked at Jack and then she looked at Small.

Small went into the kitchen and opened the door of the hanging cage. He lifted out the two cats and brought them to Flora and Jack. "Here," he said. "A husband for you, Flora, and a wife for Jack. A prince and a princess, and both of them beautiful, and well brought up, and wealthy, no doubt."

Flora picked up the little tomcat and said, "Don't tease at me, Small! Who ever heard of marrying a cat!"

The Witch's Revenge said, "The trick is to keep their catskins in a safe hiding place. And if they sulk, or treat you badly, sew them back into their catskin and put them into a bag and throw them in the river."

Then she took her claw and slit the skin of the tabby-colored cat suit, and Flora was holding a naked man. Flora shrieked and dropped him on the ground. He was a handsome man, well made, and he had a princely manner. He was not a man that anyone would ever mistake for a cat. He stood up and made a bow, very elegant, for all that he was naked. Flora blushed, but she looked pleased.

"Go fetch some clothes for the prince and the princess," The Witch's Revenge said to Small. When he got back, there was a naked princess hiding behind the sofa, and Jack was leering at her.

A few weeks after that, there were two weddings, and then Flora left with her new husband, and Jack went off with his new princess. Perhaps they lived happily ever after.

The Witch's Revenge said to Small, "We have no wife for you."

Small shrugged. "I'm still too young," he said.

But try as hard as he can, Small is getting older now. The catskin barely fits across his shoulders. The buttons strain when he fastens them. His grown-up fur-his people fur-is coming in. At night he dreams.

The witch his mother's Spanish heel beats against the pane of glass. The princess hangs in the briar. She's holding up her dress, so he can see the catfur down there. Now she's under the house. She wants to marry him, but the house will fall down if he kisses her. He and Flora are children again, in the witch's house. Flora lifts up her skirt and says, see my pussy? There's a cat down there, peeking out at him, but it doesn't look like any cat he's ever seen. He says to Flora, I have a pussy too. But his isn't the same.

At last he knows what happened to the little, starving, naked thing in the forest, where it went. It crawled into his catskin, while he was asleep, and then it climbed right inside him, his Small skin, and now it is huddled in his chest, still cold and sad and hungry. It is eating him from the inside, and getting bigger, and one day there will be no Small left at all, only that nameless, hungry child, wearing a Small skin.

Small moans in his sleep.

There are ants in The Witch's Revenge's skin, leaking out of her seams, and they march down into the sheets and pinch at him, down under his arms, and between his legs where his fur is growing in, and it hurts, it aches and aches. He dreams that The Witch's Revenge wakes now, and comes and licks him all over, until the pain melts. The pane of glass melts. The ants march away again on their long, greased thread.

"What do you want?" says The Witch's Revenge.

Small is no longer dreaming. He says, "I want my mother!"

Light from the moon comes down through the window over their bed. The Witch's Revenge is very beautiful-she looks like a Queen, like a knife, like a burning house, a cat-in the moonlight. Her fur shines. Her whiskers stand out like pulled stitches, wax and thread. The Witch's Revenge says, "Your mother is dead."

"Take off your skin," Small says. He's crying and The Witch's Revenge licks his tears away. Small's skin pricks all over, and down under the house, something small wails and wails. "Give me back my mother," he says.

"Oh, my darling," says his mother, the witch, The Witch's Revenge, "I can't do that. I'm full of ants. Take off my skin, and all the ants will spill out, and there will be nothing left of me."

Small says, "Why have you left me all alone?"

His mother the witch says, "I've never left you alone, not even for a minute. I sewed up my death in a catskin so I could stay with you."

"Take it off! Let me see you!" Small says. He pulls at the sheet on the bed, as if it were his mother's catskin.

The Witch's Revenge shakes her head. She trembles and beats her tail back and forth. She says, "How can you ask me for such a thing, and how can I say no to you? Do you know what you're asking me for? Tomorrow night. Ask me again, tomorrow night."

And Small has to be satisfied with that. All night long, Small combs his mother's fur. His fingers are looking for the seams in her catskin. When The Witch's Revenge yawns, he peers inside her mouth, hoping to catch a glimpse of his mother's face. He can feel himself becoming smaller and smaller. In the morning he will be so small that when he tries to put his catskin on, he can barely do up the buttons. He'll be so small, so sharp, you might mistake him for an ant, and when The Witch's Revenge yawns, he'll creep inside her mouth, he'll go down into her belly, he'll go find his mother. If he can, he'll help his mother cut her catskin open so that she can get out again and come and live in the world with him, and if she won't come out, then he won't, either. He'll live there, the way that sailors learn to live, inside the belly of fish who have eaten them, and keep house for his mother inside the house of her skin.

This is the end of the story. The Princess Margaret grows up to kill witches and cats. If she doesn't, then someone else will have to do it. There is no such thing as witches, and there is no such thing as cats, either, only people dressed up in catskin suits. They have their reasons, and who is to say that they might not live that way, happily ever after, until the ants have carried away all of the time that there is, to build something new and better out of it?

About the Authors.

Elizabeth Bear was born on the same day as Frodo and Bilbo Baggins, but in a different year. She is the Hugo and Sturgeon Award-winning author of over a dozen novels and nearly a hundred short stories. Her hobbies include rock climbing and playing passably bad guitar. She lives in Southern New England with a giant ridiculous dog and a cat who is an internet celebrity. Her most recent novel is Range of Ghosts, from Tor.

Leah Bobet drinks tea, plants gardens in alleyways, and wears feathers in her hair. Her short fiction has appeared in venues including On Spec, Realms of Fantasy, and several year's best anthologies, and her first novel, Above, will be published by Arthur A. Levine Books in April 2012. Find her at www.leahbobet.com.

Neil Gaiman is the New York Times bestselling author of novels Neverwhere, Stardust, American Gods, Coraline, Anansi Boys, The Graveyard Book, and (with Terry Pratchett) Good Omens; the Sandman series of graphic novels; and the story collections Smoke and Mirrors, Fragile Things, and M Is for Magic. He has won numerous literary accolades including the Hugo, the Nebula, the World Fantasy, and the Stoker Awards, as well as the Newbery medal.

Theodora Goss was born in Hungary and spent her childhood in various European countries before her family moved to the United States. Her publications include the short story collection In the Forest of Forgetting; Interfictions, a short story anthology co-edited with Delia Sherman; Voices from Fairyland, a poetry anthology with critical essays and a selection of her own poems; and, most recently, The Thorn and the Blossom: A Two-Sided Love Story. She has been a finalist for the Nebula, Locus, Crawford, and Mythopoeic Awards, as well as on the Tiptree Award Honor List, and has won the World Fantasy and Rhysling Awards.

Four-time Bram Stoker Award-winner Nancy Holder has published seventy-five books and more than two hundred short stories and essays. She has written or co-written dozens of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Smallville, Saving Grace, and Angel projects. Novels from her series, Wicked, appeared on the New York Times bestseller list. Her two new dark young adult dark fantasy series (with Debbie Viguie) are Crusade and Wolf Springs Chronicles. She teaches in the Stonecoast MFA in Creative Writing Program, offered through the University of Southern Maine. She lives in San Diego with her daughter, Belle, and their growing assortment of pets. Visit her at nancyholder.com.

Ellen Klages is the author of two acclaimed YA novels: The Green Glass Sea, which won the Scott O'Dell Award, the New Mexico Book Award, and the Lopez Award; and White Sands, Red Menace, which won the California and New Mexico Book Awards. Her short stories have been have been translated into Czech, French, German, Hungarian, Japanese, and Swedish and have been nominated for the Nebula Award, the Hugo, World Fantasy, and Campbell awards. Her story, "Basement Magic," won a Nebula in 2005. She lives in San Francisco, in a small house full of strange and wondrous things. Her website is www.ellenklages.com.

Mercedes Lackey has written over one hundred books in a career that has spanned two decades-and she hasn't slowed down yet. In her "spare" time, the bestselling author is also a professional lyricist and a licensed wild bird rehabilitator. Lackey lives in Oklahoma with her husband and frequent collaborator, artist Larry Dixon, and their flock of parrots. Her website is www.mercedeslackey.com.

Ursula K. Le Guin has received five Hugo Awards, six Nebula Awards, nineteen Locus Awards (more than any other author), the Gandalf Grand Master Award, the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America Grand Master Award, and the World Fantasy Lifetime Achievement Award. Her novel The Farthest Shore won the National Book Award for Children's Books. Le Guin was named a Library of Congress Living Legend in the "Writers and Artists" category for her significant contributions to America's cultural heritage and the PEN/Malamud Award for "excellence in a body of short fiction." She is also the recipient of the Association for Library Service for Children's May Hill Arbuthnot Honor Lecture Award and the Margaret Edwards Award. She was honored by The Washington Center for the Book for her distinguished body of work with the Maxine Cushing Gray Fellowship for Writers in 2006.

Margo Lanagan's latest novel is The Brides of Rollrock Island. She is a four-time World Fantasy Award winner, and her work has also been nominated for Hugo, Nebula, International Horror Guild, Bram Stoker, and Theodore Sturgeon awards, and twice been placed on the James Tiptree Jr. Award honor list. She attended the Clarion West Writers' Workshop in 1999, and has taught at Clarion South three times and also at Clarion West. Margo lives in Sydney, Australia.

Tanith Lee was born in 1947, in London, England. She worked at various jobs until in 1974-75 DAW Books began to publish her sf and fantasy, beginning with The Birthgrave. Since then she has published over ninety books and over three hundred short stories, written for TV and BBC Radio. Her latest novels are available from the Immanion Press and reprints-such as Flat Earth sequence and The Birthgrave Trilogy via Norilana Books. Much of her work will soon be available in ebook form via Orion, and other houses. She lives on the Sussex Weald with her husband writer/artist/photographer/model maker John Kaiine.

Madeleine L'Engle (1918-2007) is best known for her Newbery Medal-winning novel A Wrinkle in Time, and its sequels A Wind in the Door, A Swiftly Tilting Planet, Many Waters, and An Acceptable Time. In addition to the numerous awards, medals, and prizes won by individual books, L'Engle's honors include being named an Associate Dame of Justice in the Venerable Order of Saint John, the USM Medallion from The University of Southern Mississippi, the Smith College Award "for service to community or college which exemplifies the purposes of liberal arts education," the Sophia Award for distinction in her field, the Regina Medal, the ALAN Award-presented by the National Council of Teachers of English-for outstanding contribution to adolescent literature, and the Kerlan Award. She also received over a dozen honorary degrees naming her not only as a Doctor of Humane Letters, but a Doctor of Literature and a Doctor of Sacred Theology. She was recognized with a World Fantasy Award for Lifetime Achievement and received the National Humanities Medal.

Kelly Link is the author of three collections of short stories, Stranger Things Happen, Magic for Beginners, and Pretty Monsters. Her short stories have won three Nebulas, a Hugo, and a World Fantasy Award. She was born in Miami, Florida, and once won a free trip around the world by answering the question "Why do you want to go around the world?" ("Because you can't go through it.") Link and her family live in Northampton, Massachusetts, where she and her husband, Gavin J. Grant, run Small Beer Press, and play ping-pong. In 1996 they started the occasional zine Lady Churchill's Rosebud Wristlet.

Silvia Moreno-Garcia grew up in Mexico and now makes Canada her home. Her work has appeared in Evolve 2, The Book of Cthulhu, and many other places. She's even won and been nominated for a couple of literary awards. She owns and operates the horror micro-press Innsmouth Free Press. She is currently working on a novel about magic, music, and Mexico City. You can find her at silviamoreno-garcia.com or on Twitter @silviamg.

Andre Alice Norton, nee Alice Mary Norton (1912-2005) is often called the Grande Dame of Science Fiction and Fantasy. The first woman to receive the Gandalf Grand Master Award from the World Science Fiction Society, she was also named as a Grand Master by the Science Fiction Writers Association. SFWA created the Andre Norton Award, to be given each year for an outstanding work of fantasy or science fiction for young adults beginning in 2006. She wrote novels for over seventy years and her three hundred or so published titles have had a profound influence on at least four generations of science fiction and fantasy readers and writers.

Richard Parks has been writing and publishing sf/f longer than he cares to remember . . . or probably can remember. His work has appeared in (among many others) Asimov's, Realms of Fantasy, Lady Churchill's Rosebud Wristlet, and several year's bests. His second novel, To Break the Demon Gate, is due out in late 2012 or early 2013 from PS Publishing. He blogs at "Den of Ego and Iniquity Annex #3"-also known as www.richard-parks.com.

T.A. Pratt has written seven novels (and a few stories) about ass-kicking sorcerer Marla Mason, beginning with Blood Engines. The most recent book, Grim Tides, is being serialized for free at MarlaMason.net in the first half of 2012. He lives in Berkeley, CA. "Ill Met in Ulthar" owes a debt of inspiration to the works of Fritz Leiber, H.P. Lovecraft, and Peter Phillips.

Linda Robertson is the author of five books about Persephone Alcmedi; Vicious Circle was the first, Wicked Circle is the most recent; a sixth will be published in late 2012. She is also the mother of four awesome boys, owns four guitars, and has one goofy dog. Once upon a time, she was lead guitarist in a heavy metal cover band. She has worked various other jobs over the years, but writing has always been her passion. Her website is www.authorlindarobertson.com and she blogs at www.word-whores.blogspot.com.

Delia Sherman writes short stories and novels for both adults and younger readers. Her short stories have appeared in numerous anthologies and magazines, most recently in the YA anthology Steampunk! and Ellen Datlow's Naked City. Her adult novels are Through a Brazen Mirror, The Porcelain Dove, and The Fall of the Kings (with Ellen Kushner). Her middle-grade novels, Changeling and The Magic Mirror of the Mermaid Queen are set in the magical world of New York Between. Her newest novel, The Freedom Maze, is a time-travel historical about antebellum Louisiana. When she's not writing, she's teaching, editing, knitting, and cooking. She lives in New York City with partner Ellen Kushner and a whole lot of books Cory Skerry lives in the Northwest U.S. and works at an upscale adult boutique. In his free time, he writes stories, draws comics, copy edits for Shimmer Magazine, and goes hiking with his two sweet, goofy pit bulls. He's been published in Fantasy, Ideomancer, and Strange Horizons. For more see: plunderpuss.net.

Cynthia Ward (www.cynthiaward.com) has published fiction in Asimov's and Pirates & Swashbucklers, among other anthologies and magazines, and nonfiction in Locus Online and Weird Tales, among other magazines and webzines. With Nisi Shawl, she coauthored Writing the Other: A Practical Approach (Aqueduct Press), which is based on their diversity writing workshop, Writing the Other: Bridging Cultural Differences for Successful Fiction (www.writingtheother.com). Cynthia lives in Los Angeles, where she is not working on a screenplay.

Don Webb has published twenty books ranging from the nonfiction occult classic Uncle Setnakt's Nightbook to a mystery series from St. Martins Press. A Texan born and bred, he dwells in Austin, the Live Music Capital of the world, with his lovely wife and two cats. In addition to having written four hundred short, stories, he wrote a curse against witch hunting and persecution of occultists called the Mass of Terrible Justice, performed at the Temple of Set Conclave in Salem in 1992, the 300th anniversary of the Salem witch trials.

Leslie What is a Nebula Award-winning writer and the author of the novel Olympic Games. Her story collection, Crazy Love, was a finalist for the Oregon Book Award. She is the fiction editor of Phantom Drift: New Fabulism and the nonfiction co-editor of the forthcoming anthology, Winter Tales: Women Write About Aging. Her writing has appeared in numerous journals and anthologies, including Fugue, The Los Angeles Review, Best New Horror, Parabola, Mammoth Book of Tales from the Road, Bending the Landscape, Asimov's, Flurb, Calyx, Utne Reader, and other places.

Jane Yolen has been called the Hans Christian Andersen of America and the Aesop of the twentieth century. She has written over three hundred books, been awarded six honorary doctorates in literature, the Caldecott Medal, two Nebula Awards, two Christopher Medals, the World Fantasy Award, three Mythopoeic Fantasy Awards, the Golden Kite Award, the Jewish Book Award, the World Fantasy Association's Lifetime Achievement Award, and the Association of Jewish Libraries Award among many others. She once got to spend a day in a studio with Kevin Kline while he did voice-over for one of her animated stories.

Acknowledgements.

"The Cold Blacksmith" 2006 by Elizabeth Bear. First publication: Jim Baen's Universe, June 2006. Reprinted by permission of the author.

"The Ground Whereon She Stands" 2011 by Leah Bobet. First publication: Realms of Fantasy, June 2011. Reprinted by permission of the author.

"The Witch's Headstone" 2007 by Neil Gaiman. First publication: Wizards: Magical Tales From the Masters of Modern Fantasy, ed. Jack Dann & Gardner Dozois (Berkley). Reprinted by permission of the author.

"Lessons with Miss Gray" 2006 by Theodora Goss. First publication: Fantasy Magazine 2, April 2006. Reprinted by permission of the author.

"The Only Way to Fly" 1995 by Nancy Holder. First publication: 100 Wicked Witch Stories edited by Stefan Dziemianowicz, Robert A. Weinberg & Martin H. Greenberg (Barnes & Noble, 1995). Reprinted by permission of the author.

"Basement Magic" 2003 by Ellen Klages. First publication: The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May 2003. Reprinted by permission of the author.

"Nightside" 1990 by Mercedes Lackey. First publication: Marion Zimmer Bradley's Fantasy Magazine, Spring 1990. Reprinted by permission of the author.

"April In Paris" 1962, 1990 by Ursula K, Le Guin. First publication: Fantastic, September 1962. Reprinted by permission of the author.

"The Goosle" 2008 by Margo Lanagan. First Publication: Del Rey Book of Science Fiction and Fantasy edited by Ellen Datlow (Del Rey, 2008). Reprinted by permission of the author.

"Mirage and Magia" 1982 by Tanith Lee. First Publication: Hecate's Cauldron edited by Susan M. Schwartz. (Daw, 1982). Reprinted by permission of the author.

"Poor Little Saturday" 1956 by Madeleine L'Engle. First publication: Fantastic Universe, October 1956. Reprinted by permission of Crosswicks, Ltd.

"Catskin" 2003 by Kelly Link. First publication: McSweeney's Mammoth Treasury of Thrilling Tales edited by Michael Chabon (McSweeney's, Issue No. 10, 2003). Reprinted by permission of the author.

"Bloodlines" 2010 by Silvia Moreno-Garcia. First publication: Fantasy, June 2010. Reprinted by permission of the author.

"The Way Wind" 1995 by Andre Norton. Sisters in Fantasy, Vol. 1 edited by Susan Shwartz & Martin H. Greenberg. (Roc, 1995). Reprinted by permission of the Andre Norton Estate.

"Skin Deep" 2008 by Richard Parks. First publication: Eclipse 2: New Science Fiction and Fantasy edited by Jonathan Strahan. (Night Shade, 2008). Reprinted by permission of the author.

"Ill Met in Ulthar" 2012 by T.A. Pratt. Original to this volume.

"Marlboros and Magic" 2012 by Linda Robertson. Original to this volume.

"Walpurgis Afternoon" 2005 by Delia Sherman. First publication: The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, December 2005.

"The World Is Cruel, My Daughter" 2011 by Cory Skerry. First publication: Fantasy, August 2011. Reprinted by permission of the author.

"The Robbery" 1995, 2012 by Cynthia Ward. First publication in slightly different form: 100 Wicked Little Witch Stories, edited by Stefan Dziemianowicz, Robert Weinberg & Martin H. Greenberg (Barnes & Noble, 1995). Reprinted by permission of the author.

"Afterward" 1999 by Don Webb. First publication: Not One of Us, March 21, 1999. Reprinted by permission of the author.

"Magic Carpets" 1995 by Leslie What. First publication: Realms of Fantasy, September/October 1995. Reprinted by permission of the author.

"Boris Chernevsky's Hands" 1982 by Jane Yolen. First publication: Hecate's Cauldron edited by Susan M. Schwartz (Daw, 1982). Reprinted by permission of Curtis Brown, Ltd.

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