"Yup."

She rang up the ammunition, air horn, socks, energy bar, and two BearBanger kits.

I paid her with the last of my cash, and I was two bucks short, so I was going to give up the energy bar, but Leslie said, "Owe it to me." She gave me her business card and suggested, "Stop back tomorrow and let me know what else you need. I'll take a check, or there's a few ATMs in town."

"Thanks, Leslie, see you tomorrow."

"I hope."

Me, too.

I got back in Rudy's van and headed toward Wilma's B&B.

Bears. Madox. Nuke. ELF. Putyov. Griffith.

Asad Khalil, the Libyan terrorist with a sniper rifle, was looking good right now.

CHAPTER FORTY-ONE

At 4:54 P.M., I pulled into the long driveway to Wilma's B&B. I could see a woman peering through the window of the main house, and it was undoubtedly Wilma, waiting for her UPS lover, and she was probably wondering who the guy was in the van.

I stopped at Pond House, gathered my plastic shopping bags from Scheinthal's Sporting Goods, got out, knocked on the door, and announced, "It's your mountain man."

Kate opened the door, and I went inside. She asked me, "Where did you get that van?"

"Rudy." I explained, "It's important to switch vehicles when you're a fugitive."

She didn't comment on that. "How did it go? What's in those bags?"

"It went well, though Bain still doesn't have his meds right. Let me show you what I bought."

I emptied the contents of the two bags on the kitchen table. "Clean socks for me, some extra ammo and magazines for us-"

"Why-?"

"An air horn, and two BearBangers-"

"Two what?"

"Scares away the bears, and signals that you're in trouble. Pretty neat, huh?"

"John-"

"Hey, you should have seen this sporting-goods store. I never knew so many things came in camouflage. Here's an energy bar for you."

"Did you get anything to eat?"

"I had a granola bar." Or was that a Ring Ding?

I sat on the kitchen chair and pulled off my shoes, then my socks, which I could see had rug fibers on the soles, and at least one long dark hair, which I hoped belonged to Bain Madox, Kaiser Wilhelm, or Harry Muller. I said, "This is from Madox's office, and I have a hunch-really a hope-that Harry was sitting in the same chair that I sat in."

She nodded.

I put the socks in a plastic bag, then took a page from my notebook and wrote a brief description of the time, date, method, and place of collection, signed it, and put it in the bag.

I then took the lint roller out of my pocket, removed the protective paper, peeled off the first layer of sticky paper that was coated with fibers, and explained to Kate, "This was from the foyer carpet."

I carefully pressed the sticky paper to the inside of the plastic bag and said, "One time, I swiped a murder suspect's ham sandwich from his kitchen"-I began writing up the lint-paper description and continued-"I got enough DNA to link him to the crime ... but his lawyer argued that the evidence was improperly obtained-stolen, without a warrant-and therefore not admissible, and I had to swear that the suspect offered me the half-eaten sandwich ..." I rolled the bag up and asked Kate, "Do you have any tape?"

"No. But I'll get some. So, what happened?"

"To what? Oh, the evidence. So, the defense attorney grills me about why the accused would offer me a half-eaten ham sandwich, and I'm on the stand for twenty minutes, explaining how this happened, and why I shoved the sandwich in my pocket instead of eating it." I smiled at the memory of that testimony. "The judge was impressed with my bullshit, and ruled the ham sandwich as admissible." I added, "The defense attorney went bonkers and accused me of lying."

"Well ... but it was a lie. Wasn't it?"

"It was a gray area."

She didn't comment on that, but asked, "Did they get a conviction?"

"Justice was done."

I found the hand towel in the bottom of the second bag and said to Kate, "This is from the downstairs pee-pee room, and I used this to wipe some surfaces." As I wrote a note about the hand towel, I said, "This comes under the category of the ham sandwich. Was I offered the hand towel to keep, or did I take it without a search warrant? What would you say?"

"It's not for me to say. It's for you to say."

"Right ..." I wrote on the note and said aloud, "Offered to me by Carl, an employee of the suspect, when he noticed it was ... what? Stuck in my zipper?"

"You may have to think about that."

"Right. I'll finish this later. Okay, so with any luck, some of these hairs and fibers from Custer Hill will match those found on Harry, and similarly, maybe some of Harry's hair and clothing fibers were left at Custer Hill, and they'll be mixed in with this stuff."

Kate had no comment, except to say, "Good job, John."

"Thank you." I informed her, "I was a good detective."

"You still are."

Shucks.

She said, "I think we have enough forensic and other evidence now to call Tom Walsh, then get back to New York, ASAP."

I ignored that suggestion and showed her my new wool socks. "We have another shot at collecting evidence from the lodge." I asked her, "What kind of socks do you have on?"