book to copy out. His generous manner, on the contrary lead to Juan Shu’s distain.

On the first day, Juan Shu sneakily ran to the room, tilting his head and in a confidential manner: “Master, do you know? The mistress actually remembered the birth data of a man, the abbot asked the mistress `are you sure there’s no mistake?` the mistress unexpectedly nodded without the slightest hesitation. Ai, master what do you think, does the mistress remember your birthday? The seven years the mistress left home, she never once gave you a birthday present, yet you every year regardless if the mistress was at the Xia residence, would personally deliver something over.”

w.a.n.g Yun Feng writing hand suddenly swept to the side, the thick as a rod stroke tore the fine writing paper in two, one side was clean, the other side was jet-black stress.

That night, Xia Ling Mei returned to the room extremely tired, w.a.n.g Yun Feng for the first time wrung a face flannel for her to wash her face, after helped her take off her clothes, tucking the quilt in, watching her until she slept, he didn’t say anything.

Xia Ling Mei woke up in the middle of the night wanting to drink water, opening her eyes she saw an expressionless zombie face leaning on the bedhead, she almost slapped him in the face in fear.

“Why aren’t you sleeping in the middle of the night, what foolishness is this?”

w.a.n.g Yun Feng lit a candle, softly saying: “I only want to watch you.”

Xia Ling Mei smiled: “I’m not going to run around all over the place, rather I need you to watch Xia Fen like you’re watching me.”

w.a.n.g Yun Feng held her hand slowly rubbing it: “You’re not Fen Er.”

Not sure how a melon grew in a scholar’s head, simply with more twists and turns than a martial artist. Xia Ling Mei was half awake and half asleep, for a moment she also couldn’t understand him, after drinking water she half consciously said a sentence: “Quickly go to sleep.”

w.a.n.g Yun Feng nodded, apparently answering with a sound, again apparently having said nothing.

In the temple, the male and female wing were different, even if they were government officials, at best they were given a courtyard, husband and wife also needed to sleep separately.

w.a.n.g Yun Feng waited until Xia Ling Mei once again fell asleep, that’s when he powerless left the room, before he got to his own room, he saw a short wax gourd run out from the other side. Xia Fen came running out holding his trousers while hopping along, that appearance made him look more like a thief than a thief.

w.a.n.g Yun Feng shouted: “Fen Er, what’s going on?”

Xia Fen was also not very awake, obscurely saying: “Wee wee.” At once he was about to pull down his trousers, aiming to water the largest ancient tree in the courtyard, w.a.n.g Yun Feng forehead perspired, immediately he yelled: “Don’t do it here.”

Xia Fen shook his bottom: “I want to.”

w.a.n.g Yun Feng was also rushed, the gloominess just now was driving away by Xia Fen’s white chubby bottom. He quickly stepped forward, carrying his son in his arm, two fingers pinching his small elephant nose, Xia Fen screamed out `ah, ah`, w.a.n.g Yun Feng while running to the toilet with him in his arms, on the other hand he pacified: “Fen Er don’t be noisy, it’ll be fine in a moment.”

Xia Fen trembled: “Hurry up…”

They reached the toilet with great difficulty, Xia Fen was still barefoot, w.a.n.g Yun Feng was afraid he would get dirty, he might as well carry him in to sort out the problem of the little elephant sprinkling. Who knew Xia Fen was swift, and wanted father to be refreshed as well, struggling he flipped onto w.a.n.g Yun Feng’s back: “Daddy also wee wee.”

w.a.n.g Yun Feng was itching to tie a knot in Xia Fen’s little elephant nose, clenching his teeth slightly: “Daddy will take you to bed.”

Xia Fen knocked his head against w.a.n.g Yun Feng’s shoulder, two arms wrapped around his neck, stubbornly saying: “Daddy quickly.”

w.a.n.g Yun Feng had no choice, with great difficulty under his son’s compulsion he also symbolically let out a bit of water.

Xia Fen was satisfied, praising: “In the future daddy tell me to go with him when he needs to wee wee.”

w.a.n.g Yun Feng really wanted to say, I never wake up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet. But he simply could not refuse his son’s good intention, he could only vaguely agree, once more holding his son, and not allowing him to sleep in a separate room, he directly placed him on his own bed, wrapping the quilt tightly around his son whose body was already ice-cold.

The father and son like the numerous nights spent in Zhuozhou, big head resting on top of the little head, big hands wrapping around that small body, falling asleep.

On the second day, Juan Shu again came running with dog’s legs, `aiyaya` heaving a sigh: “The mistress actually kowtowed because of an unfamiliar man! When that master recites a line, she taps once, the mistress is also pregnant, oh oh, seeing the mistress I feel tired on her behalf…”

w.a.n.g Yun Feng felt he could not write the

, he sent someone to the kitchen to boil a large cauldron of hot water, then asked the physician to boil a medicine to help with rheumatism, and medicine to protect the foetus, afterwards making Xiao Bai descend he mountain and buy some fresh and tasty dim sum. He still felt it wasn’t enough, he made someone descend the mountain to ask about at a farm, see whether or not a married woman has marinated plums or other such things, and buy them.

This time, Xia Ling Mei had just entered the house, there was hot water to bathe, hot decoction to drink, furthermore dim sum to feed her stomach, the happiest thing was to actually have wild sour plums to eat. It was known there were huge changes in her taste for food after getting pregnant, she ate less of the sweet things she previously had, in contrast she was really fond of soar things. Only when they were at Zhuozhou, she had finished eating the bulk they had bought on the way. Her appet.i.te had increased, she could almost constantly be chewing without stopping, the more she bought the quicker she ate, at the temple there were many taboos, there was something on her mind, instead she ate very little, sour plums were even more rare.

Xia Ling Mei beamed commending w.a.n.g Yun Feng for a while, frankly saying he was a good man and good husband. Xia Fen also ate with a mouthful of pastries, rus.h.i.+ng over to hug his mother to kiss: “What about Fen Er?”

Xia Ling Mei pinched both sides of her son’s cheeks, solemnly saying: “You, you are a small pig.” Angering Xia Fen so much that he ate four steamed buns that night. w.a.n.g Yun Feng seeing this could only ask the physician to decoct digestion decoction for him, as a result in 

the middle of the night, Xia Fen pulled at w.a.n.g Yun Feng saying: “I need to poo poo.”

The unfortunate w.a.n.g Yun Feng seldom had a good sleep, the only good thing was the weather was getting colder and colder, draping on his clothes he carried his son on his back to the toilet, he really couldn’t understand, why rooms at the temple didn’t have chamber pots?

This time, again under the repeated requests of his son, w.a.n.g Yun Feng again with difficulty squatted at the toilet. Whatever his son did he thought of his father, he didn’t know whether to be moved or to feel helpless.

In this way, the third day finally arrived, after today, the ritual would be completed. They could return home.

When w.a.n.g Yun Feng made someone check their luggage ---- he could no longer wait for Xia Ling Mei to organise such trifle things, Juan Shu again ran in.

w.a.n.g Yun Feng was considerably powerless, stopping Juan Shu he said: “Today don’t say anything, we’re leaving tomorrow.” Just one day, he could endure anything!

“No,” Juan Shu hurriedly said, “the mistress, met an acquaintance, it’s a man. The two of them are speaking intimately right now!”

With a `shua`, w.a.n.g Yun Feng immediately opened the doors, running out.

“Ah, I seem to be able to smell the scent of jealousy.” Juan Shu muttered in the room not sure what was wrong, the surrounding chamberlains couldn’t help stretching out their noses, in deep agreement!

[1] Millet, soybean, sesame, barley and rice.

[2] Heart, lungs, liver, kidneys, spleen and gall bladder.

[3] Joy, anger, anxiety, thought, grief, fear, fright.