Very Pure and Ambiguous The Prequel - Vol 1 Chapter 12: No One’s Picking me up Today
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Vol 1 Chapter 12: No One’s Picking me up Today

After the lesson, Zhao Yanyan and I were kept back by the geezer to inform us about the benefits of entering the competition, stuff like improving ones self etc. Most importantly if we received a place in the finals, then it would add marks in the National Matriculation Examination. I was fine with what he said, but Zhao Yanyan was completely tricked by his words, and nodded in agreement.

No ones picking me up today, Zhao Yanyan said quietly when we went down the stairs.

After hearing that, a flower bloomed in my heart, if I didnt have memories from my previous life then I might not have understood the underlying meaning, but if I still couldnt understand it now, then Im an idiot.

Ill send you back, I replied deliberately in a casual tone.

Zhao Yanyan blushed after hearing so and didnt make a sound, but didnt refuse either.

Thus, the two of us walked side by side to the bus station without speaking. Finally, I was the one who broke the silence and asked her, What bus are you taking?

Bus 6, Zhao Yanyan replied quietly.

It might be due to it being her first time being with a boy, so Zhao Yanyan appeared to be very nervous. So I said, Let me tell you a joke.

I saw it on the Internet in my previous life that when two people are together, if one doesnt say anything then the other person will have to continuously find topics to talk about, and the most effective way to close the distance between two people is through jokes, as long as the atmosphere become more lively, then the relationship between the two will improve.

Zhao Yanyan nodded.

Therefore I begun, A bear and a rabbit pooped in the forest, the bear asked the rabbit, Doesnt it matter if the poop sticks onto the fur? The rabbit replied, It doesnt matter. Thus the bear used the rabbit to wipe his ass.

Hearing that, Zhao Yanyan covered her mouth, and wanted to laugh, yet tried to hold it in, causing her face to go bright red. After a while, she finally calmed down and said to me, Where did you hear this joke, its so disgusting.

If its so disgusting, then why did you laugh so hard? I retorted.

Who laughed, I didnt laugh at all, Zhao Yanyan replied calmly.

I reached over to her armpits and started tickling her, then said, Youre still not admitting it, lets see if youre laughing now!

Zhao Yanyan quickly dodged to one side, but how could she escape my five finger mountain, she was immediately caught. I caused her to laugh loudly and unrestrictedly.

Suddenly Zhao Yanyan stopped laughing, and looking at me with bright red cheeks, after withstanding my assault for a while, she said quietly, Move it away quickly!

What? I was really confused. Right afterwards, I felt my right hand grabbing something really soft. What was it? I squeezed it subconsciously.

Aya, youre still squeezing! Zhao Yanyan shouted angrily.

I finally understood, my right hand, was right on top of the softness in front of Zhao Yanyans chest, she surprisingly didnt wear a bra I took my hands off it while laughing dryly.

All of a sudden, both of us felt really awkward, neither of us spoke. A Bus 6 stopped by the two of us, then drove off.

After a long time passed, I asked, Are you angry?

Zhao Yanyan shook her head.

Sorry, I really didnt do it on purpose, I said.

Zhao Yanyan nodded, then said quietly, I know.

(Passerby A: He definitely did it on purpose, I can be the witness!)

(Passerby B: This young man doesnt look that dirty, but its hard to know what people thinks, who knows what hes really thinking.(

It looks like shes not angry! I said happily to myself. Now, should I follow up this victory, or should I take it slow? The two ideas fought fiercely in my mind.

Zhao Yanyan didnt know I was hesitating about what to do, seeing my changing expression, she thought I didnt believe her, so she lightly grabbed my hand and said, Liu Lei, Im really not angry, really. If you dont believe dont believe me then touch it again. She pressed my hands against her chest immediately after she finished.

I wouldnt have imagined Zhao Yanyan making such a bold move even in my dreams, it cant be that this chick actually cares about me that much can it? But I still took my hands away quickly, although I really wanted to continue to touch, if I continued like that then I would really become a pervert, this was the street after all.

Zhao Yanyan also felt that her actions just now were too much in her heart, its all bad guy Liu Leis fault, I actually did that kind of embarrassing things when my head heated up, would he think that Im really loose?

I quickly said to Zhao Yanyan, Yanyan, its all my fault. How about I tell you another joke? I deliberately didnt say the Zhao character.

It seemed like Zhao Yanyan didnt dislike me calling her that, and pouted, I dont want to her your disgusting jokes.

Then Ill tell one thats not disgusting, I replied.

Then okay, tell another one.

Therefore I said, There was once a fool, he would always reply with no whenever he was asked something. When asked have he eaten? He would answer no When asked have he slept He would also answer no. I deliberately paused here, then suddenly asked, Ay~ Oh yeah, have you heard this joke before?

No, Zhao Yanyan replied while shaking her head. Then she suddenly noticed, and little fists rained down upon me, while she said angrily, Liu Lei, youre so mean! You called me a fool!

Within a Hongqi car far away, a middle-aged man in his thirties hurriedly took out a Motorola GC87C mobile, this is the first G series phone within Huaxia, and not many people could afford it. In 1994, this phone was a symbol of status.

The middle-aged man dialed a number, Director Zhao, I arrived at Shao Nian Gong.

The person called Director Zhao on the other end of the call asked, Old Gao, have you seen Yanyan?

Old Gao replied, I do see xiaojie, but xiaojie is with a boy.

Director Zhao asked, Old Gao, didnt you say Yanyan dont care about her male classmates at school? There isnt any need to worry, arent they just chatting?

Old Gao replied, But-but Director Zhao, this is different, they seem really close!

Director Zhao asked surprisingly, Close? Close how?

Old Gao replied, I see xiaojie xiaojie grabbed the boys hand and placed it placed it

Director Zhao said in annoyance, What is it, spit it out!

Old Gao restructured what he was going to say for a while, then finally made the determination to say it, On her boobs!

Director Zhao didnt understand, and asked, What are you saying? What boobs! How many times did I tell you to say things more elegantly, but you just wont change Then Director Zhao immediately reacted, and shouted, Old Gao, what did you say? Yanyan let that guy touch her boobs???

Old Gao immediately said, Yes, I say it with my own eyes.

Director Zhao stayed silent for a quite a while on the other end of the call, then finally said, Never mind, Old Gao, dont disturb them for now, follow them. Then report to me afterwards.