My discomfort was quite evident in the soulless sigh that I gave to the wintry air. My breath fogged up in-front of me as I continued on the frozen path. Snowflakes settled down at the tip of my nose, which I promptly blew away. It was a chilly night, like it had been for the past month or so. I had quite lost count, owing to the faint urge I possessed to spend my time as a spendthrift would money, on useless things, that would not possibly, by any chance, give me the degree I so wished for.

I wished not to admit, that I had lost hope, the hope that had kept me alive for the first nineteen years of my life had fizzed out, leaving me a dried husk, a spent torch in a dark cave that was our world. After the death of my parents in a car crash a year ago, the world had turned quite bleak. Colors had ceased to fill my view as they had before, and my lack of motivation was only trumped by my gutlessness.

my mind was again jolted, as it came upon a sudden sense of anxiousness, a world view perhaps of the nightmare that was to follow. Later when I would look back to this day, I would forever mark it as both the night that I would be brought out of my misery and the day that would grant me a hope that I had very much needed, at that moment and even now…

nine times I had prayed this night, the flames rose up into the night sky, the bell in the church rung incessantly as I hobbled through the pavements, the screams of children hung in the air as I held the child's hand. My sight was blocked by the bellowing smoke cloud that hung in the streets as the girl behind me sobbed.

"hey, don't cry…don't cry, it's only a little nightmare, not enough to phase our young girl is it?" I tried, my eyes teared up as I beheld the girl. I hoped to G.o.d that I had convinced her, for then, I would have at least convinced someone.

I hurried through the streets, hugging the girl to my chest, the shelter was just across the street,' we could make it', I thought, a sigh of relief already hung on my lips, when I heard the sound of footsteps behind me. it was them, the ones who had started this mess, the ones who had burnt down the citadel and the ones who now threatened the lives of all the inhabitants of the town.

we couldn't make it, I realized with a sinking feeling in my chest, we didn't have enough time. I stopped, "lil' girl, I think I see your mama there, why don't you go to her..?" I said in a shaky voice as I turned around, resolute in my choices.

I know stupid right, unarmed, no combat experience, yet wanting to fight with trained military personnel, if I was in the sanest of minds, I would have slapped myself then and there, I mean, what was I even thinking, playing the hero, I swear these anime had addled my brain too much. but then the smoke and flame had made me quite hysteric, the only thought in my head of the protection of the girl that had turned the corner into the safe house.

"it's either you or me motherf.u.c.kers!!" I roared getting my hands up to my chest. BOOM a noise thundered as I felt an icy coldness in my head. This was war, we were only the first blood. ' mom, dad here I come…..' I thought as I felt myself drift into the grasp of death ' your son is finally coming to meet you...'

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"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........" a childish voice echoed as I opened my eyes. around me was a white s.p.a.ce, the walls were white, the floor was white, heck even the roof was white. 'Racists, all these rebirth G.o.ds are f.u.c.king racists!!' I thought as I noticed a boy sitting on a white chair in a corner.

"Name: Sven

Age: 23

qualifications: NEET, learned in all forms of computer sciences, good at using a body pillow, marginally helpful in doing ch.o.r.es and a crazy anime fanatic

Last wish: to know the end of the One Piece anime.

Life's dream: To be a -"

"Stop!!!!" I interrupted as I rolled on the marble floors. "It's really embarra.s.sing when I think about it now….Just…do what you're supposed to do..send me to heaven or something!!" I said with a pitiful look on my face.

"Frankly, I would have done just that, but see, you're last wish caught my fancy, knowing how one piece ends, interesting......…hmmmmmmmmmmm" he said going back to contemplating.

"how about a deal?" he asked excitedly, of course being the a.s.shole he is he refused to let me contemplate. "I'll let you go to the world one piece, with two things, cause you won't survive otherwise, and, you can entertain me!!" he said with a foxy grin. "in fact, here's a list of things I can give you, go on don't be shy." he said, throwing me a book.

Devil fruits (A/N ill write down the English names don't worry)

1) the clean fruit- keeps everything you touch clean

2) The dirty fruit- keeps everything you touch dirty

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234) thought fruit- thoughts are weapons

weakness- sea stone, sea water, requires high concentration to use. extremely volatile

235) Bird fruit: model sea gull- it turns you into a seagull. Genius!!

236)bull fruit- turns you into a bull

237)spark fruit-You are a spark man. Able to start fires, lightning and even thunder!!!

238)gluten fruit- allows you to control body fat

239) the data fruit- can code anything

Drawbacks- weak physical body, must know everything about what you are coding, must create own coding script, requires target site to 'download' coded information, mental fatigue, seastone and sea water.

240) bird fruit: model crow- turns you into a crow.

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TRAINING MANUELS:

1) Erza scarlet Sword techniques

2)Baki grappler arts

3) Zaraki Kenpachi sword arts

4)Is.h.i.+da uryuu Bow arts

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200)Hans Humpty Dagger arts

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"So, what do you think, nice collection I got here right??" the boy asked wagging his eyebrows while his hand were quite busy, excavating his nose.

"I don't know, you've given me quite a lot to choose from…." I said, scratching my head. My knees were reaching my chest as I kneeled on the overly white floor. "I'd choose the thought fruit..... but.. it seems to have quite a few drawbacks...so imma go for the data fruit and well ill go for Hans Humpty Dagger techniques, cuz in the world of one-piece, no one's ever excelled in dagger arts!!" I said with a gleam in my eyes.

"So then without further ado bbye!!" he said waving his hand in mock farewell as he snapped his fingers. The white floor that laid below me opened up into a dark trap-door as I fell through.

'It was time, time to tell my tale in the world of One-piece!!!!!!' I thought as I closed my eyes in the darkness......….