Translated by Eve

Edited by Kara

Thank you Avocado for the kofi

A black silhouette loomed over, blocking Song Xuanhes light. He looked up, dumbfounded, to meet with Xiao Yuanmus chilly gaze.

If theres nothing else, Im going to return to my room.

Song Xuanhe subconsciously wanted to nod, but he had just raised his head a bit when he suddenly came back to himself and paused this action. He squinted as he stared at Xiao Yuanmu, tone indifferent as he pointedly said, What do you mean, If theres nothing else? Did you forget who you are now?

The depths of Xiao Yuanmus eyes were ice-cold. His eyes tightly locked onto Song Xuanhe, who was curled up on the sofa, looking extremely childish. His expression remained apathetic and cold, however. What do I have to do?

Song Xuanhe threw his pillow away. He stood up on the sofa and peered down onto Xiao Yuanmu. He reached out and raised the others chin. With a suggestive tone, he said, What do you think?

Xiao Yuanmu didnt speak. Song Xuanhe let go and chuckled. Wash up, and then, wait for me in your room.

After he said this, he jumped off the couch and left.

After returning to his room, Song Xuanhe closed the door and then heaved a long sigh. When he felt like the feeling of having needles in his back faded a bit, he couldnt help but begin to worry. He hadnt even dated before. He didnt know what they should do. Moreover, Xiao Yuanmu was also a man. The only thing to rejoice over was that he was certain that Xiao Yuanmu would push him away.

He just didnt know how much he had to do before Xiao Yuanmu would push him away.

Time was extremely scarce. Song Xuanhe, who didnt know how to do anything, could only take desperate measures while panicking and whipped out his phone to search how men did it with other men. Only, after looking around, all the answers online were not particularly direct or forthcoming in telling him what went into where. All of the responses were all perfunctory answers like Just let nature take its course.

Before Song Xuanhe could search it up properly, the System reminded him: Xiao Yuanmu has finished showering. Right now, he only has a towel around his waist. Its time for the scene. Quickly go over. When hes fully dressed, your mission will be considered a fail.

Song Xuanhes expression grew rigid. He paused for two seconds before placing his phone down and turned to push the door open. He walked to the door of the room next door, acting like he was a gallant hero about to become a martyr.

He lightly knocked on the door three times. Before Xiao Yuanmu could even speak, Song Xuanhe had pushed the door open and entered. As expected, he saw Xiao Yuanmu with only a towel around his waist. He was currently rubbing his hair dry with a different towel.

When he saw the door open, Xiao Yuanmu dropped the towel in his hand. He didnt care about the water still dripping at the ends of his hair. He directly walked over to Song Xuanhe with a cold gaze.

Song Xuanhe had been a fashion designer before. When he had been in school, he had gotten used to looking at all sorts of bodies. Therefore, he knew that Xiao Yuanmus physique was exceptional at first glance. If he applied to be a model, he would be fought over by managers with sharp eyes.

However, when Song Xuanhe saw Xiao Yuanmu, he still couldnt help but be stunned.

If one were to say that Xiao Yuanmus face was Gods proudest work, then Xiao Yuanmus body was this worlds most magnificent sculptors most difficult-to-reproduce, perfect masterpiece. His muscles were tight and full of explosive strength; the proportions between his shoulders and waist as well as between his upper and lower half were perfect and not to mention, his rugged abs and sexy mermaid line. Just by looking at this kind of body, Song Xuanhe could immediately design a whole new line of mens clothesone that included both spring-summer and fall-winter wear.

Xiao Yuanmu stood only one metre away from Song Xuanhe. When he saw how Song Xuanhe was not covering up how stunned and infatuated he was at all, he lowered his gaze and rescinded the cold light in his eyes.

The plot, ah, Big Brother!

The Systems voice pulled Song Xuanhe, who was already coming up with designs, out of his head. He blinked his eyes, appearing obviously confused. Belatedly, he realized that Xiao Yuanmu stood very close to him. The hormones this man was emitting assaulted him.

It was just a pity that Song Xuanhe wasnt moved in the slightest. He just wanted to immediately grab a piece of paper and draw up the design he had just come up with in his head instead.

You can give it a try. Perhaps that work will be your most glorious posthumous work. I heard that you humans value art pieces much more after the death of the artist.

Song Xuanhe: .

He didnt dare try, he didnt dare give it a try.

With one sentence, the System brought Song Xuanhe back to reality. He looked up at Xiao Yuanmu, who was donning a grave and stern expression. He couldnt help but feel rather wronged. Xiao Yuanmu wasnt willing, and he himself wasnt willing as well, ne. But, he wasnt willing to just die either. Why was simply wanting to live so rough?

Xiao Yuanmu furrowed his eyes imperceptibly. He didnt know if he was just imagining things, but he thought that Song Xuanhes expression just now made the other look a bit wronged and innocent. This was the second time he saw such an illusion. This made Xiao Yuanmu, who had always trusted his own judgement and intuition, feel very vigilant. It seemed that he had underestimated Song Xuanhe.

Song Xuanhe was indeed arrogant and overbearing. However, it seemed that the other wasnt as brainless as he had thought. It seemed that looking for evidence of the Song Familys law-breaking would be harder than he predicted.

Xiao Yuanmu didnt make a sound or any movement. Song Xuanhe, however, could not wait around for the sake of preserving this little life of his.

He directly advanced forward and reached out to push Xiao Yuanmu down, making him sit on the bed. He wanted to take advantage of the inertia to push him all the way down, but he discovered that the other wouldnt move. Song Xuanhe was helpless. He didnt dare look at Xiao Yuanmus face. He only closed his eyes and kissed the other on the lips.

When Xiao Yuanmu felt soft lips meet his, a cold glare suddenly appeared within Xiao Yuanmus eyes. Just when he thought Song Xuanhe would deepen the kiss, the other moved his lips to his neck.

Although it was necessary to act out the scene, and he wasnt a young girl who would care about his first kiss and what not, Song Xuanhe just couldnt bring himself to really kiss a man he didnt likea man who didnt like him either and was probably also planning a hundred different ways to kill him right now.

The plot only said that Song Xuanhe wanted to feel Xiao Yuanmu up. It didnt describe what had happened with details. Even if he acted half-arsed like this, it should still count as acting out the scene.

Song Xuanhe licked and rubbed against the side of Xiao Yuanmus neck like he was a puppy that had yet to grow up, gnawing at a bone. Xiao Yuanmu had already decided that he would kick Song Xuanhe away when his patience ran out. However, after being given such an inexperienced kiss, he didnt know why, but his ruthless, dark mood was suppressed. He felt calm despite it all and even wanted to know what the other would do next.

Song Xuanhe, thus, bent down and nipped at Xiao Yuanmus neck for a while. By the time his waist had begun to ache, Xiao Yuanmu still hadnt pushed him away. The others shoulder that had originally been so hard that biting at it made his teeth hurt had even seemed to have relaxed quite a bit. However, Song Xuanhe didnt dare to look at Xiao Yuanmus expression, so he could only continue on.

When his lips reached that sturdy, shower gel-scented chest, Song Xuanhe paused. After preparing himself, he finally gathered up his courage and was about to touch it a bit. However, he had just gotten close when he felt someone press against his waist, forcing him to sit onto the others lap. Separated by the towel, he could still feel the explosive strength within the others thighs.

Xiao Yuanmu pinched Song Xuanhes chin and forced him to raise his head. He stared at the others eyelashes that were batting out of nervousness. His voice was hoarse but chilly, Youve never done this before?

After being pulled up, despite not hearing what Xiao Yuanmu had said clearly, Song Xuanhe was overcome with a peal of ecstasy. He immediately asked the System in his head:Er Gou! This counts as Xiao Yuanmu pushing me away, ba! It doesnt matter if he pushes me with his hands or kicks me with his feet! So long as he stops me from continuing, then it counts as having pushed me away, right?!

The System did not disappoint Song Xuanhe. It said:Well consider your mission a pass.

Song Xuanhes eyes lit up immediately. However, even with this abrupt glee, he didnt forget to maintain his character settings. Who said that Ben Shaoye hasnt done this before? Its just that your body is so hard that you made me lose all interest. Well stop here today. Well talk about it again next time, ba.

After saying this, Song Xuanhe tried to throw off Xiao Yuanmus hand that was gripping his chin.

However, although it didnt look like Xiao Yuanmu was putting much strength into it, he couldnt throw the others grip off no matter what he did. Actually, because of his struggling, he felt that hard thing under his butt slowly rise up. As another man, Song Xuanhe naturally knew what this thing was. However, he didnt think that Xiao Yuanmu, this shou, would actually be so well-endowed!

It was really such a pity.

Song Xuanhe made a very fake lament. His male dignity had taken a hit when he compared himself to the other. Therefore, when he thought of this, he felt an ineffable feeling of schadenfreude.

So what if its big? It was just for show. He was probably more likely to become impotent. As a normal person with a normal length, Song Xuanhe was perfectly healthy in contrast.

Xiao Yuanmu hadnt thought that he would react to Song Xuanhes rubbing movements. He immediately let go of Song Xuanhes chin and pushed him away. With a cold voice, he said, Since were done, then leave, ba.

Song Xuanhe was just itching to leave. However, just as he reached the door, he suddenly felt that something wasnt quite right.

After washing up and lying on his bed, he retrospectively realized what it was. He said to the System in his head:Er Gou, why do I feel like Xiao Yuanmu is a bit strange? Clearly, Im the one propositioning him. Why does it feel like hes the one propositioning me? Am I imagining things?

The Systems voice didnt sound in his head for a while. Just when Song Xuanhe thought that it would not respond to this kind of question that was unrelated to the plot, it slowly confirmed:Youre imagining things.

At this moment, Song Xuanhe was already drowsy and about to fall asleep. When he heard the Systems words, he hummed in acknowledgement and then very quickly entered the land of dreams.

The author has something to say:

Song Xuanhe silently changes his display name on WeChat: Some people must exhaust all their energy just to live.

Grandpa Song: You ran out of money?

Mother Song: Has my baby been wronged?

Father Song: Evil creature, is there not enough for you to eat or wear at home? Moaning about a non-existing problem!

Brother Song: Whats wrong?

Xiao Yuanmu: Come, eat noodles.

Eve: The little sort of theaters in the ANs are so cute and funny haha. Alsopoor SXH. I dont want to do this, he doesnt want to do this, WHY DO I HAVE TO DO THIS hahahaha