He made a gesture toward Larry's empty gla.s.s, and the dog nodded.

Philip got up, took the few steps over to the bar, and ordered two beers. He not only worked as a private detective, he also dressed like one. He wasn't always comfortable in the hat, suit, and suspenders, but it was a matter of meeting his future clients' expectations. If you went to a private detective to get help, you didn't want to find a security guard in a homemade uniform. While Mouse was waiting, he took the opportunity to exchange a few words with the animals from GL who were standing at the bar. Mouse knew everyone.

Larry looked out the window. The light brown street was empty. The sky was still blue, but the sun was on its way down. He suddenly felt that he missed Cordelia, the budgie waiting for him in her large, gilded cage. One more, he decided, then he would go home.

"And you?" he asked when Philip returned. "Are you getting anywhere?"

"Not yet," Philip replied, unconsciously lowering his voice.

"Got stuck?"

"The walrus is still paying," said Mouse, shrugging his shoulders. "I've been at it long enough to know that success is only about the bank balance."

"How was it, you were supposed to get hold of some joker who ... ?"

"I'm not going to find him," Mouse maintained. "But my very well-known client, unfortunately I can't utter his name, still believes in me. And so I'm going to send the next invoice, too."

They drank in silence.

"I was thinking of making it an early one this evening," said Larry.

"Me, too," Philip agreed. "Daisy gets furious otherwise."

Daisy Hippopotamus was Philip's patient a.s.sistant, his secretary, and partner in one. The reason that she put up with inconvenient work hours, a fluctuating monthly salary, and not always pleasant treatment was a mystery.

"By the way, did you hear that Surayid, that pile of s.h.i.t, was arrested tonight?" said Larry, changing the subject.

Philip nodded.

"Caught red-handed, if I understand correctly?"

"With his claws in the jelly jar. In front of witnesses. A fool."

"A pro disguised as an amateur?"

"So chock-full of s.h.i.t and pills, it was a marvel he could even move."

"What the h.e.l.l ..."

"They should have brought him in months ago."

"There's no prosecutor in Mollisan Town who would-"

"I know, I know," Larry growled. "That's just s.h.i.t. They tiptoe around a hundred rotten stuffed animals up here in Tourquai that they really ought to just pound the s.h.i.t out of-"

"Maybe not a hundred hundred," Philip objected.

"Up yours!" Larry barked. "At least least a hundred! And instead of picking them up and driving them right out to King's Cross, they set traps for them. Gather evidence. It's pathetic." a hundred! And instead of picking them up and driving them right out to King's Cross, they set traps for them. Gather evidence. It's pathetic."

"I know you think that," said Philip diplomatically.

"What the h.e.l.l," Larry repeated.

He raised the mug and emptied it. Set it down on the table with a thud and got up. Took his jacket, used it to dry his mouth before he put it on, and raised his paw in farewell.

"Now I'm leaving," he said. "Otherwise I'll stay too long."

The superintendent left Chez Jacques well before the Evening Storm and decided to walk home. He didn't live very far away, on licorice black Impa.s.se Laisse. He knew he shouldn't, but couldn't restrain himself, and urinated against the entryway to the abandoned building on turquoise rue de Gobelins. If a patrol car came past, they would stop him. But maybe, thought Larry, it was no catastrophe anyway. Maybe p.i.s.sing on the sidewalk was just what his colleagues expected of him? Jacques well before the Evening Storm and decided to walk home. He didn't live very far away, on licorice black Impa.s.se Laisse. He knew he shouldn't, but couldn't restrain himself, and urinated against the entryway to the abandoned building on turquoise rue de Gobelins. If a patrol car came past, they would stop him. But maybe, thought Larry, it was no catastrophe anyway. Maybe p.i.s.sing on the sidewalk was just what his colleagues expected of him?

"Yoohoo, I'm home!" he called as he stepped inside the door. called as he stepped inside the door.

It was ridiculous. Cordelia was a budgie who could neither talk nor think. Although she ate, slept, and sang for him, she was not a stuffed animal; she used her wings to fly. She shared his solitude and his anxiety, and she was his best friend. That was without a doubt worth a few friendly words.

The superintendent wriggled out of his jacket, which fell down on the pile of old mail and foul-smelling shoes and socks, and with a few long strides he was in the living room and up at her golden cage. On her perch sat the very small, green bird. She was chirping merrily.

"And I'm happy to see you, too," Bloodhound replied.

He sat down on the couch alongside the cage. Late one night Larry had carried the armchair that was on the other side of the table into the bathroom and placed it in front of the drying cabinet. Then he sat in front of the open door to dry off. There had never been any reason to carry the armchair back in.

Larry's living area was sixty square feet, which meant that almost everything was within reach. The kitchen nook stood unused-food could be bought already prepared-but he counted the refrigerator as his most important piece of furniture. The bed was a mattress lying right on the floor. Often he moved it as close to Cordelia's cage as possible at night.

From the inside pocket of his jacket the superintendent now took out a small mirror, no larger than a playing card. Then he took the pistol out of the holster and set it next to him on the couch. From the holster he fished out a carefully folded-up envelope. He opened it and methodically sprinkled the cocaine on the small mirror. With the envelope he made sure the edges of the white stripe were straight, and with a slender straw that he stored in the same pocket as the mirror he snorted the powder through his nose.

The whole procedure took no more than a minute.

Bloodhound sat on the couch, leaned his head back, and closed his eyes. He collected himself while the cocaine raced around in his system like runaway helium balloons in a clear blue sky. Cordelia sang. She had never sung so beautifully, he thought. Then he remembered that he'd had that thought before.

Igor Panda 1 The gates slowly parted and Igor Panda put the car gently in gear. His wide, new Volga Deluxe purred like a mature cat under the hood, and Igor enjoyed the feel of the car's power through the clutch and gears. The black finish glistened in the sun, and the tinted black gla.s.s he ordered for all the windows gave the car an ominous appearance. Now he carefully maneuvered between the gate posts. He had never been here before, but the dozen or so mansions down by Swarwick Park all looked the same, a long driveway ending in a yard that some landscape architect had planned down to the smallest detail.

Panda whistled as he came over a small rise and saw where he was heading. The white house with columns and balconies outdid the others in ostentation.

The Morning Weather had just swept in over the city, the sun was shining from a clear blue sky, and the Volga's wide tires crunched along the gravel drive. In the middle of the yard a fountain had been set up, a rearing bronze horse that sprayed water from its ears.

Igor Panda was dressed like a gangster, in a narrow, double-breasted striped suit, shiny shoes, and big, black sungla.s.ses. He had on a white shirt and black tie. For a moment he considered retrieving the package from the trunk but decided to leave it.

The old lady would have to show the money first.

He got out of the car and walked up toward the house. Just before he got there, the outside door opened and a zebra looked out. The animal had red and green stripes, and Igor Panda knew it was the buyer herself who stood in the doorway, Zebra von den Schenken-Hanken.

"Do you have it with you?" she asked before Panda was even across the threshold.

He did not answer but instead entered von den Schenken-Hanken's hallway with dignity. There was a shining marble floor, tall white plaster statues on pedestals in the background, and behind them rectangular, barred windows facing the courtyard.

"Do you?" asked the zebra.

"Do you have the money, do you?" asked Igor Panda, childishly imitating the zebra's tone of voice.

Von den Schenken-Hanken stared at the panda in surprise and nodded.

"I have the money," she answered awkwardly.

"Show me."

"Now? But I don't usually-" she started.

"We've never done business together before," said Panda brusquely. "And Esperanza-Santiago is not like other artists."

"No, no, I just ..." said the zebra without finishing the sentence.

She was an elderly stuffed animal with threadbare cloth around her nose. Panda didn't care about that.

"Come along into the dining room," she said, leading the way.

On the dining room table, a piece of furniture worthy of a knight's hall, was a brand-new, black attache case, exactly as Igor Panda had instructed.

"Two and a half million," said the zebra as she opened the case's combination lock.

"And another half million after delivery," said Panda.

"What?"

The good-natured zebra seriously believed she had heard wrong. They had already agreed on the price. Two and a half million. Zebra von den Schenken-Hanken had never paid that much for a painting, although she had been collecting art most of her adult life.

"The price has recently gone up on Esperanza-Santiago's smaller oils," Panda explained.

"But-but-didn't we have an agreement?"

"The market rules," said Igor Panda indifferently. "It's not something either of us can do anything about."

Dismayed, the little zebra sat down on one of the dining room chairs and threw out her hooves.

"But," she repeated, "didn't we have an agreement?"

Panda looked coldly at the colorful zebra and shrugged his shoulders.

"Then I think we have nothing more to say to each other."

He turned around and started to leave.

This was not the first time he had played this scene. Based on what the collector seemed able to pay, he often raised the price at the last moment. When a pa.s.sionate art lover was so close to getting something as valuable as a genuine Hummingbird Esperanza-Santiago, they seldom backed out. Judging by von den Schenken-Hanken's house, it ought to be possible to squeeze out another half million.

But when she didn't call him back, even though he was almost to the hallway, he started to doubt. Perhaps he'd overdone it?

Well, there were others to turn to.

"Mr. Panda, wait, Mr. Panda! I was just so ... surprised."

Igor took a few more ominous steps before he stopped. Slowly he turned around, hesitantly coming back toward the dining room.

"I don't need the additional payment before ... the day after tomorrow," he said thoughtfully.

"No. I mean, yes, that sounds ... okay," said Zebra von den Schenken-Hanken. "And you have the painting with you?"

"I'll get it if we're agreed on the extra half million," he said.

Zebra nodded. In her eyes there was the desire that Panda often saw in these rich animals, a kind of veiled glow, a mixture of self-satisfaction and emptiness.

"So we're in agreement?" Igor repeated. "Half a million, the day after tomorrow? I'll pick up the money here the same way as today, and at the same time?"

"If it has to be that way," the zebra conceded. "Would you be so kind as to get the painting now?"

Igor turned and with rapid steps went out to the car.

Fifteen minutes later Igor Panda left von den Schenken-Hanken's stately property in Swarwick Park. The sun was still shining, and now it was easy for him to appreciate it. The attache case with the money was on the seat beside him, ten years' salary for an ordinary working animal in Mollisan Town, and when Panda reached South Avenue he pressed the gas pedal to the floor. The black car accelerated, and the panda was pushed back into the seat. Panda left von den Schenken-Hanken's stately property in Swarwick Park. The sun was still shining, and now it was easy for him to appreciate it. The attache case with the money was on the seat beside him, ten years' salary for an ordinary working animal in Mollisan Town, and when Panda reached South Avenue he pressed the gas pedal to the floor. The black car accelerated, and the panda was pushed back into the seat.

He could not hold back a wry smile.

Of all the artists currently active in the city, none could compare with Hummingbird Esperanza-Santiago. It was not obvious that Esperanza-Santiago was superior to her colleagues in genius, feeling, and technique-but the price of her paintings was sky-high above everyone else. The reason was that she hardly painted anymore. While building up her reputation and gaining recognition, she had produced up to four or five canvases per year. Then self-criticism put a stop to her creative flow. Nowadays Igor Panda had to be happy if Esperanza-Santiago completed even a single painting a year. And, he a.s.serted, neither she nor he could live like that.

Igor sneaked a glance at the attache case.

He smiled again.

"I don't give a d.a.m.n how you live," he said out loud. "It worked out for me anyway."

A little farther on he caught sight of a police car and reduced his speed.

Day Two

2.1.

Anna Lynx woke up with a pounding headache. She didn't open her eyes, she didn't budge. Red wine. She could feel the taste of it on her tongue, and she realized that was why it felt like a tiny chimpanzee had crawled in through her ear and was now hammering right against her temple. Cow h.e.l.lwig. Anna squinted carefully, as she slowly twisted her head. The bedroom was still blessedly dark, and there, beside her in the bed, was her friend Cow h.e.l.lwig, sleeping.

Her anger returned. Cow must not return home. Must not be allowed to return home! Then Anna felt the impotence come creeping back. She was a police officer. But she could do nothing. She had spent half the night trying to get Cow to agree to divorce her husband. The very thought that she would go back to that ... Anna didn't even want to think his name. No, it was not abuse. But it was everything but. The position of females in Mollisan Town had not changed in the last hundred years, she thought. Not really. Even if the oppression had become more sophisticated.

There was a knock at the bedroom door. Hard, angry knocks.

Anna Lynx got up out of bed.

"Coming!"