Chapter 479 Onwards to the Holy Nation Rubanov

Eguchi Ren: This is the 500th Chapter! Dear readers, thank you for your continuous support of Tondemo Skill de Isekai Hourou Mes.h.i.+~!

Gumihou: Woah, it really is the 500th chapter if you add up all the Idle Talks!

After dinner, I sat my familiars down with a drink and broached the matter of Demiurgos-samas oracle. [1a]

so, Demiurgos-sama wants us to, uh, subjugate a country, I guess?

Everyone?

Kukukuku

Fumu, gwahahahaha!!

Erm

Fer and Grandpa Gon were both giving off these really nasty and overwhelming vibes, also, their grinning faces were particularly scary with those huge fangs

Fuhahahah, we have been granted a divine order to eliminate those idiots!! Now if an oracle could come on a certain Guild Master

Dora-chan, your thoughts are leaking out

Yay~! Sui will beat up people who annoy Aruji~!!

Sui

I wonder, what skill should I use to destroy them?

I shall use Dragons Breath-

Stop it! Stop it! I shrieked. We are not destroying a whole country!!

But you just said we are subjugating a country

No, no, you misunderstand me! What we need to destroy is the Rubanov religion! Not the whole country! I dont like the church people, but theres no need to drag the ordinary people into it!

Humph, Master is too soft.

Indeed~ however, it is most like Master to be soft.

Ugh, say what you like, but I still think its wrong to make trouble for unrelated people. The Rubanovs are the ones in the wrong, discriminating against other races and causing all of this trouble.

Master is indeed soft, said Dora-chan. But I dont hate it~!

Ehhh~? Sui cant pew pew~?

Think about it, everyone. With how the church is like, if they treat everyone like this, wont the people suffer? Why should we make their lives worse?

Humph, people have nothing to do with me.

I must say it is the same for me.

Oh really? Where do you think money comes from? Hm?

U-umu

Isnt it from dungeon goods and monster parts? said Grandpa Gon.

Indeed, and where do we sell these things?

Umu

, the Adventurers Guild?

Excellent, Grandpa Gon. And what do you think would happen if you destroy a whole country? Do you think guilds from other countries and cities will still want to trade with us?

This

Exactly! If people dont trade with us, we dont get money! No money, no delicious food!

Nuuooo!!!

Nooo!!

Satisfied by their reaction, I said, Now you understand?

U-umu

yes

Good,

A short while later, Grandpa Gon ventured to ask, Then, what should we do? If we cannot destroy the country

Hmm, the problem is the religion. Do you know that there is no G.o.d of Rubanov?

What! This is heresy! Fer yelled.

Ah, the devoted follower of Ninril-sama is angry, good, good.

No G.o.d? Then, the religion is?

That means the religion is against all that is good and right in this world! I pa.s.sionately declared. Not only does it discriminates all sentient beings aside from humans, but they also go against the natural order of things. Therefore, we must stop them from gathering followers!! We must smash all Rubanov churches!!

Umu

, I approve of smas.h.i.+ng!

I am unclear how this information is relevant, but I am fine with smas.h.i.+ng.

Sui will pew pew them~!!

Ou!! Lets go right away!!

Actually, we cant. We have a long way to travel, and with the Magic Stove dead, Ill have to make the food here [1b]

Master, I can take you anywhere within the day. So long as I am in my original size

Rejected,

I have already been lectured by the Guild Master once, I am not interested in being lectured again.

Then how about if Im half the size? We can reach the target location in two days

Id still have to prepare the meals, so we cant leave right away.

Then, when should we leave? Fer snorted.

In about five days-

What?! Five days?! Lets go the day after tomorrow!

Wha- no way, thats too short. Dont decide on these things yourself, Fer!!

Hmph, its not just me. You three, what do you think?

Two days is good.

Ou!! The sooner the better!

Sui wants to pew pew soon~!

Fer turned to me with an obnoxious smirk on his face. We have decided.

Gunununu

Ugh, I want to punch that smug face maybe we should have more vegetables today? Fine, whatever. Ill get everything ready by tomorrow. However, since I dont have a magic stove, dont complain about what we eat later.

Hmm, is the magic tool that important for delicious food? Fer muttered. Oi, just buy another one.

I cant, theres no such thing in a city like Carelina. I heard that Ronkainen has them, but

Then, we should go to Ronkainen, said Grandpa Gon. I believe I know the way.

No, wait. Ronkainen is situated on the border between the Republic of Quinn and some small war-mongering countries. It isnt safe there.

Not safe? Surely that has nothing to do with us? Fer sneered.

Wow, my weak Master is a weakling at heart.

Dora-chan

Sui will protect Aruji~~

Ah, Sui-tan is still the best~ I said. Fine, after we destroyed the Rubanov Church well go to Ronkainen.

Umu

, for delicious food!

Delicious food, yes, a very good reason indeed.

Delicious food!!

Yummy food~!!

Ah, as expected of my gluttonous quartet.

Kukuku, a border country with a group of small countries, hmm?

Hey, Fer, whats with that creepy smile?

I have a bad feeling about this.

Anyway, I tried not to think about Fer and his schemes as I settled down to prepare for the oncoming trip.

Aside from food for our trip, I have to let my servants know and make sure they have everything they need while Im away.

Luckily, everyone already know the routine well and things went on swimmingly.

After this, I must make sure to inform the Adventurers Guild about my travelling via GG Airways before I get into trouble again.

When asked where I planned to go, I cant exactly say that Im heading toward the Holy Nation to destroy their church, so I just say something like, Oh, to Ronkainen and a few other places

That night, I made an offering to Demiurgos-sama. It was a little earlier than usual, but I wanted to speak with him about our oncoming trip.

Naturally, sak made up the main contribution. I prepared a set of gold medal winning sak along with two bottles of plum wine as well as a set of luxury canned food.

[2]

Ahem, so, uh, well be setting out to Rubanov soon and, well, I guess the plan is to attack the church and church leaders, but leave the people alone.

Sounds like a good plan, it is unfortunate that it has come to this, but needs must, said Demiurgos-sama.

Hopefully, the people wont be too upset

Umu

, it is always difficult to have ones beliefs shaken, but it is ultimately better for the people.

I see

Well, now that I literally have G.o.ds approval to attack a Holy Nation, I felt much better.

On the day of our departure, everyone looked excited. In fact, they looked like they were setting out for a picnic

My servants came out to see us off.

I waved at them, See you soon!

With that, we left for the Holy Nation of Rubanov.

[Gumihou: Practically rewrite the whole thing, but with the same message.]

[1] Deleted stuff:

[1a] Deleted meandering scene about what happened earlier etc, because we just came from the previous chapter. About 150 words worth.

[1b] Deleted meandering reason why he had to make more food. Draggy.

[2] The plan was rather vague and not voiced out as dialogue. Just theres a plan, Demiurgos-sama nodded and agreed.

Gumi was like: thats it?

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