Chapter 475 The Best Thing for a Dwarf is Liquor

For a short moment, I debated with myself over whether to tell anyone about Demiurgos-samas oracle, but since G.o.d himself told me that its fine to take care of it in my spare time, Ill just forget about it for now.

Anyway, Im really busy.

Very busy, you know?

[1] I have loads of things to do like, like cooking! I have to replace my precious Magic Stove, dont think I have forgotten about it, you d.a.m.ned Behemoth. Also, er, bathroom expansion! I have already made the appointment to meet the contractor, which is tomorrow, so I cant go anywhere for the time being.

[1] Once the renovation starts, I have to be there to supervise. Yeah.

[1] In fact, I should let my gatekeepers know to let Bruno-san here when he comes.

[1] Yeah, lets do that.

The next morning, I made sure to inform Tabitha to expect Bruno-san, before entering the kitchen to cook. [1] See? This is me busy cooking to keep my beloved familiars nice and well fed. No time for any country subjugation or whatever you call it.

After feeding my familiars, I relaxed my nerves over a cup of coffee when a knock came, followed by Tabithas voice, Mukouda-san, Contractor Bruno is here.

Ah, yes, excellent. Coming~

I opened the door to see three small but very muscular dwarves with bushy beards standing in a line at my front door.

At the sight of these [2] professional-looking strangers, I straightened up and gave them my best service smile, The one who requested the job is me, Mukouda. Thank you for coming today.

Ou, Im Bruno, were here for the job.

Right, thank you. This way, please. Ah, Tabitha

Ill return to my watch,

Ah, yes, good. Do that. It still felt a little awkward interacting with Tabitha as an employer (slave owner), but, [2] maybe I should think of her as the head of security. Yes, its perfectly normal to speak to the head of security.

[3] I turned to Bruno-san and his colleagues. Ahem, this way to the bathroom, please.

Ou,

Ho~~ what a nice and s.p.a.cious bathroom. You want to make it wider?

Bruno-san was giving me a quizzical look, but I countered that with a professional smile, Thats right.

Indeed, this is normal. Its perfectly normal to want a huge bathroom.

[4] Ahem, I want a larger bathroom partly because of my familiars, I said as I lead the group of three Dwarves to my living room. They would be sharing the bathroom with me.

Expanding a bathroom for your familiars, now thats S-cla.s.s level of extravagance, Bruno-san muttered.

[4] Ahaha, well, they are my main income earners after all. Its thanks to them that I am so rich now. So, I cant mistreat them. Id like a bathtub large enough to accommodate my Fenrir and my, ah, Ancient Dragon.

[4a] Honestly, I feel like a Chuunibyou just uttering those words, eww. But its all true though.

[4] Next, came the actual discussion on how to practically expand the bathroom.

[4b]

Well, sir, said Bruno-san, do you want to just expand the bathroom or the bathtub and bathroom? Will you be adding another tub or replacing the tub?

Well, Id like a bigger bathtub if possible, maybe even a sunken tub so that it is easier to get into. A larger bathroom would be good too

Hmm, for the bathroom, its best to just knock down some walls and expand the room inward into the building than to construct an extension. For the tubs, Im sure you know this, but we dont make those. The technique is very specialised, closer to pottery making than construction. That one is outside our field of expertise.

I see, well, I could always purchase a tub from that place Lambert-san introduced to me last time. What was the name again? Nevermind, Im sure I can find it again. Anyway, Im fine with taking down the walls, the rooms next to the bathroom dont get much use anyway.

That would also reduce the construction time, said Bruno-san as he made a note. You say you want a sunken tub? You want it fully sunken or partially sunken? Here are the following options

[4b]

The talk went on quite a bit as we discussed the details. Finally, once the bathroom talk wrapped up, I said, Id like to have more servants quarters built, if you would come this way

I led the Dwarves to the servants quarters outside of the mansion. Behind these buildings were some trees.

[4b]

If possible, Id like to clear those trees and add a few more buildings for servants, it still made me cringe to say servant but thats still miles better than saying slaves. Is it possible to build three or four more houses here?

Tree felling and land clearing are not under my responsibility. Im in construction.

Then

I have an acquaintance for that, but he wont be able to do it right away. I will come once the land has been cleared.

I see, um, well, the style of the building didnt have to be the same as the mansion. Id be happy if you could follow the existing types here

Humm said Bruno-san as his team followed me into Albans dwelling. He gave the place a cursory look and said, Hm, well, Ive seen enough. For the bathroom with the necessary digging, piping and so forth, I believe it will take two months to get everything done.

Two months? Just for the bathroom? What about the servants quarters?

Humm, naturally I will get to that once the bathrooms done, but only once the lands been cleared.

I- I see, I wonder if I could get Fer to help me with the tree felling? Surely he could chop the trees with a well-placed Wind Cutter? As for the land, surely I could do something with my Earth magic?

Anyway, to thank them for making the time for the inspection, I handed each Dwarf a bottle of whisky.

As soon as Bruno-san received the bottle in his hands, his eyes changed.

A-are you the owner of the Phantom Liquor Store?

Hm? [5] Ah, well, that is

[5] Bruno-san stared at me with wide eyes for a long time before suddenly turning to his companions and said, Go outside first, I wish to speak with Mukouda-sama privately for a moment.

[5a] Eh? Mukouda-sama? Where did that -sama come from?

[5a] While I was busy being stunned by the sudden polite tone, Bruno-san had already ushered his colleagues out of the room. After looking around suspiciously, Bruno-san suddenly scuttled close and whispered, I heard that the owner of the Liquor Store is an S Ranker, but thats about it. Could it be

[5]

Ah, well, um, may I know where you heard about this liquor store from? why am I whispering too?

There is a rumour among the dwarves about this store. That the store has no fixed location, but more importantly, it sold ultra special unique liquors!!

Ahhh Bruno-san is looking at me with wide sparkling eyes I am not at all happy to be stared at like this by a bearded little man!!

S-seriously, it was starting to become unbearable.

Hahhh very well, if you want something similar to this, I can make arrangements to get a few more bottles

REALLY!!!??

Ugh, Dwarves could be surprisingly loud

Hyahoo! Well start construction work the day after tomorrow. Ill give you the best super express service. Two days!

Eh, what? Two days? Wait, if youre going to do a rush work and compromise on the quality-

Dont be ridiculous, Dwarves will never compromise on quality!

Then fine, but, will it really be fine?

Of course! Its a promise!

Bruno-san shouted the last part at me as he ran out of the house, startling his two companions who ran after him.

whatever, I dont care anymore. Its good that he wants to do this quickly. I guess Ill be paying in liquors.

[Gumihou: Deleted the ending where Mukouda talks about how he was planning to bathe using his portable bathtub for the next two months, which kind of brings down the momentum of the chapter.]

[1] Put in text how he busy was. Fixed the timeline too.

[2] Show some of his j.a.panese-ness

[3] Tabitha and Peter appeared together here, which I thought was strange. Maam, since youre keeping watch at the gate, arent you supposed to leave one person there while the other does escort work?

Its only later when Mukouda was wistfully watching Tabitha and Peter walking away that I finally realised why.

Eh, deleted this scene since it doesnt serve any purpose aside from making Mukouda feel bad about being single.

[4] Adjust text so that it made sense

[4a] Add details to make it more interesting.

Because the original details are suuuuper boring

[4b] Deliver information through natural-sounding dialogues in place of Mukoudas rambling thoughts

[5] Adjust text to reflect a more realistic dialogue re Owner of Phantom Liquor Store

[5a] Add details about Mukouda being j.a.panese about social t.i.tles

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