Chapter 388
Chapter 388: Well, All Things Considered
Translated by Zzonkedd
Edited by Gumihou
That night, it was time to hand over the various offerings that I had prepared for the various G.o.ds and G.o.ddesses.
First off, Ninril-sama,
I took out Ninril-samas many boxes of sweets and cakes and placed them on the table. Before I could say anything or even put my hands together, the whole lot disappeared in a flash of light.
Woah, isnt this a bit too quick?
Cakeeeeee!! Finally! Finally! Caakkeeeee!!
The cheer was followed by sounds of boxes and plastics being ripped open and the nom, nom, nom of a certain deplorable G.o.ddess.
Haaahhh [5]
Hey, dummy. You should save some or suffer again,
idiot,
Well, some divine dont learn,
Indeed,
Woah, the disdain is thick here.
[6] However, surprisingly, Ninril-sama was not taking it lying down this time.
Humph, you say this and that about me, but you are all the same!
Oh? What was that?
You talking about me?
how shameless
[6] The other G.o.ddesses sounded angry now. Even I cringed from the other side of the dimension.
I- I mean the G.o.ds! Those whisky loving duo! Its always whiskey, whiskey all day all night!
Ahem, well, we do run out close to the end
We dont finish up everything before the halfway mark though, unlike some.
Thats right, thats right!
We can only be considered half as bad!
Hephaistos-sama, Vahagn-sama, Thats not a big improvement
O-oi, send up the next offering. Dont keep Kishar waiting!
[8] One of the G.o.ds yelled. I cant tell which one though. [5]
Since I dont want to delay my sleep, I took the broad hint and said, [3] Kishar-sama is next, while placing a small cardboard box onto the table.
Ufufufu, I have been waiting for this~
[6] Flas.h.!.+
[6] Ohohoho, its here~
Ahem, you mention something about dull skin last time. I have included a mudpack-
Mudpack? [7] she sounded sceptical.
Yes, a mudpack mask is made from special mud that removes acc.u.mulated impurities from the pores. Apply the mudpack onto the areas around the eyes, forehead and nose and leave it for 15 minutes before rinsing. Oh, yes, you should do the mudpack after a bath.
Is that so~~? Well, well, I must try it out~
There was a faint rattling noise as Kishar-sama looked through the contents of her box.
I left her to it and stacked the next lot of offering on the table. When it was done, I said, Agni-sama is next,
[6] Flas.h.!.+
Uwahh! I have been waiting for you~ My sweet beer~ Im going to bring you home and drink you~!
This was followed by the sound of running footsteps growing fainter and fainter until it was gone. As I sat in place, I finally realised that a certain shameless beer-loving G.o.ddess had ditched me after receiving the goods. [5]
I am next
Ah, ah! Yes, Ruka-sama.
I placed Ruka-samas cardboard boxes on the table along with a covered pot of hotpot I had prepared for her. The pot was a new one from [Net Super] and [6] slightly prettier than the ones I usually go for.
[6] The hotpot is ready to be eaten anytime, all you have to do is heat it up to a simmer and eat it slowly with the sauce.
I shall enjoy the cake and ice-cream today. The hotpot will be saved for tomorrow. Thank you and farewell.
Looks like the theme of people walking away after receiving their prize continued with Ruka-sama.
Us next!
Yo! Whis-ky! Whis-ky!
[6] Whis-ky! Whis-ky!
[6] Flas.h.!.+
[5a]
Alright, War G.o.d. Tonight, we shall drink like G.o.ds!
Ou!
Fading footsteps and laughter followed that remark.
Phew, its finally over
Hey there, theres something I want to ask.
Hm? This is Kishar-samas voice? [5]
I have a question, [5]
Yes? [5]
[8] Whats your level now? N-not that Im in a hurry or anything, but Im just, ah, curious. The others all have a tenant shop they like but, well [8]
Ah, so shes after the next tenant shop.
Hmm, I havent checked my stats lately, so, its a good idea to have a look. [5]
I see, alright, [Status Open], [5]
[Name] Mucorda (Tsuyos.h.i.+ Mukouda)
[Age] 27
[Species] Human, for the most part
[Job] Guy Caught Up in a Summoning Spell | Adventurer | Cook
[Level] 78
[Stamina] 467
[Magic power] 460
[Attack power] 449
[Defence Power] 441
[Agility] 365
[Skills] Appraisal | Item Box | Fire Magic | Earth Magic | Double the Experience Points Earned | Absolute Defence
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> Fenrir | Huge Slime | Pixie Dragon
[Unique skill] Net Super
<< Tenant >> Fujiya | Tanakas Liquor Shop
[Blessings]
Blessing of the Wind G.o.ddess Ninril (small)
Blessing of the Fire G.o.ddess Agni (small)
Blessing of the Earth G.o.ddess Kishar (small)
Blessing of the Creator G.o.d Demiurgos (small)
The last time I checked, I was at Level 77. I wonder when it went up by another level. [5]
Im at Level 78 now,
[8] Oh my, ahem, youll be going to a dungeon soon, yes?
Against my will, but yes
[8] Hmm, hmm, whether it is your will or not, the likelihood of reaching Level 80 is fairly high
Yes [5]
[8] If, well, this is a very large if, a drugstore [9] happens to appear as a choice of tenant, I would be very appreciative if Other Worlder-kun would choose it
Well, if it happens to appear, Id be happy to choose it too, I answered sincerely. My choice of products such as bath salts would increase too.
I see! Well, I shall pray and hope for the best then!
Haha, so a G.o.ddess also needs to pray
[6] ah? Kishar-sama has left as well? Ninril too? Well, since theres no sound of chewing and cries of delicious~!
[5]
Technically, I still have to give my offering to Demiurgos-sama, should I give it later or tonight-
Hoh hoh hoh, you called?
Eh? Woah, Demiurgos-sama answered me?
Yes, h.e.l.lo.
h.e.l.lo! Well, since Demiurgos-sama is here, would you like to receive the offerings now? I have the usual snacks and sak as well as a couple of bottles of potato sochu.
Liquor made from potatoes? Hoh hoh, I look forward to it. Once again, I must apologise on behalf of my people for taking up so much of your time,
Oh no, no, it is my pleasure. Ive also benefitted from everyone, I said sincerely.
Is that so, hm, hm, youll be heading to a dungeon soon, yes?
Thats right,
[8] Ahem, do take a closer look around at the 20th floor. Fuoh, fuoh, fuoh
Eh? 20th floor? Ah, Demiurgos-sama has left. I wonder what well find on the 20th floor
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The next morning, we finally set out for the much-antic.i.p.ated dungeon trip [5].
My employees all came out to send us off, [6] which was nice of them.
Before leaving Carelina, my party stopped by the Adventurers Guild to pick up what money I could get from selling the Magical Tools. The haul was a lot lower than what I had expected.
However, considering how everything was collected by the Bandit King [10] 300 years ago, these things were pretty old and I guess nearly obsolete?
Well, theres nothing I can do about that, and its not like Im hurting for money
After pa.s.sing the gates of Carelina, Fer said, [3] Right, were heading straight for the dungeon place. No stops,
Ah
Yeahh!! Finally!!
Yay~!!
[5b]
[6] Hold it, I dont care how fast you think you can go, but I dont want to die on the way, I said firmly.
[6] Its fine, well travel at the fastest reasonable pace, Fer s.n.a.t.c.hed me up and tossed me to his back.
Ooofff, wha- woahhhhhh!!!!!! Ferrrrr!!!
[5b]
[Gumihou: Yep, totally deleted most of the ending. It was getting really draggy]
[1] Structural Change: Combine 2 paragraphs
[2] Structural Change: Combine 3 paragraphs
[3] Structural Change: Combine paragraph & dialogue
[4] Structural Change: Change pa.s.sive sentence to dialogue
[5] Delete Repet.i.tive or Pointless Information starting to delete pointless scenes now
[a] Dialogue between Mukouda and the G.o.ds was deleted. It was both pointless and mundane.
[b] Deleted final scene, which is probably meant to be comedic, but is only tiresome repet.i.tions of yay, dungeon! > no, too fast! > ahhh!!
[6] Additional Information for Aesthetic Purpose
[7] Add Dialogue Tag
[8] Creative Licence Taken Adjusted Kishars delicate questioning to reflect her actual character.
[9] Drugstore A j.a.panese drugstore is pretty amazing. You can also buy all kinds of beauty products and snacks, as well as diet biscuits and slimming thights.
