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Little known fact: Edims toothless dialogue, I had to stick my fingers into my mouth to translate.

After asking Myuu for directions, I prepared to depart.

He asked me Shall this one accompany you? but I told him to prioritise Timus safety. The truth is that I would feel a lot safer with his protection, but thats exactly why I have to keep him by Timus side.

Just as I was about to set off, Timu and Edim came back. Even though Edim had been so restless before, she was totally calm now. Ill bet its because their friendship deepened.

Timu, have you finished talking to Edim?

Yes. It seems that she finally knows her place.

Mumu, damned Timu. What are you acting all arrogant for.

Isnt Edim mad?

I glanced at Edim. But contrary to my expectations, Edim was just gazing at Timu, entranced. Umu, no problems it seems. I didnt see even a little hostility. Rather, you could even as she was intoxicated with Timu.

To think that Timu would gain this much affection in just that little time

Timu really gets the job done, huh. I wonder what on earth they talked about. Maybe some shounen-esque words of passion and friendship?

But if that was the case, Timus attitude is much too cold. Unlike Edim, Timu has been looking at Edim with a cool and scornful gaze. I guess Timu is still nervous.

Timu, did you properly talk to her? You look a bit dissatisfied, but

No, she is a present from my Oneesama. I would not be dissatisfied. I was actually in the middle of training her to be worthy of her position.

Chuuni as always. If a normal person heard this, theyd be astounded. Cant be helped. Since Timu finally found a friend, Ill have to follow-up so that things arent ruined.

Edim, um, Timu speaks like this, but dont misunderstand, okay? Shes actually a gentle and reliable girl.

What bizarre things are you I am prepared to offer my heart and body to Esteemed True Ancestor. You may be her older sister, but youre just a temporary one, right? What disrespect you show to her! To begin with, what Timu? Esteemed True Ance

YOUU ABSOLUTEE FOOOOLLLLL! Is my training still lacking? When did I tell you to act so disrespectfully towards Oneesama!

Eh? Eh? B-, But Esteemed True Ancestor is, the number one existence in the world. And despite that, a human like this

Edim. Were you not a gift from Oneesama, those insolent words of yours would be reason to execute you a hundred times over. Any further outrages will

Aah, stop, stop! Im happy that youre angry for my sake, but youre going too far, Timu. Stop that.

Timu looked like she was going to attack Edim at any moment, so I stepped in, in a panic.

Phew. Looks like I managed to avoid a fight for now. Both Timu and Edim are too relaxed considering the emergency were in. Normally Id want them to have a peaceful talk with each other, but now isnt the time for fighting.

Maybe because she thought I was scolding her, Timu turned despondent. As for Edim, she was depressed because she almost got into a fight with Timu.

Hmmmm. Whats going on here?

I still dont quite understand the relationship they have. The argument just now was because Timu thought that Edim was making fun of me, and she got mad. That much I understand. Timu loves her sister, after all.

The one I dont get is Edim. Even though Timu looked down on her so much, she didnt get mad. Far from it, she even looked a little happy. And shes spouting lines that arent any less chuunibyou than Timu.

Why? Whats happening here?

I desperately used my mind.

-click click click ching!-

Ive got it!

Edim is probably infected with Timus chuunibyou. Thats definitely it. Timus charisma is something else, huh. Theres already five hundred people in the Praetorian Guard, and Timus acting skills just make things worse.

Edim is around a middle schoolers age, so it makes sense that shed be influenced. As for why Edim respects Timu so much, Ive pretty much got an idea.

Even though shes a vampire, Timu treated her normally, so she was moved by her. And thats why shes fine being treated like a servant! And well, honestly speaking, Im pretty sure this Edim is kind of a masochist. Being treated by Timu this way is probably just a reward to her.

And if she loves Timu, then that means the reason she was treating me that way was because she saw how close I was with Timu, and ended up getting jealous.

Honestly, what a cute girl. Even though friendship and familial love is totally different

Now that I know this, I shouldnt get in their way. Ill let them have a nice, slow talk together, to deepen their friendship.

As for me, its timeor rather, if I dont hurry up soon, Lepes-san is going to be in serious trouble.

Timu, get along with Edim, and try not to fight, okay?

Yes. I will train her thoroughly, so that she will never disrespect Oneesama again.

Mn!? Timu, do you really understand?

Hmm~ If I use my chuunibyou translator

Ill ask Edim not to badmouth my beloved Oneechan. is it? Geez, Timus suuch a cutie too.

Very well. Well then, Oneechan is going to the Headquarters for a bit. Thinking about it, I really dont have the time to be loitering like this.

I understand. Then Oneesama, do you need no accompaniment? If it pleases you, I could clear the way, but

Ill be fine alone. You and Edim wait here. Myuu, Ill be leaving their protection to you.

Yes, Milady. Please leave it to this one.

Alright. With Myuu here, I have nothing to worry about. All thats left is to tell Headquarters about Lepes-san and Ah-, somebody had better tend to him until help arrives. If he suddenly takes a turn for the worst, itd be terrible.

Myuu, Timu, I forgot to mention, but theres actually a heavily injured man in that hut. Please take care of him for me.

A man in the hut (He was) in a place like this

Mn? Whats wrong? If theres some problem

No, as expected of you, Oneesama. You truly work fast.

Work fast? As in, dealing with this emergency? I dont think I ever did anything that amazing, but

Its nothing to praise me about. Anyway, Ill be off for a bit.

After running for a while,

UOH, YOU BASTAAAARDS!!!

I think I heard a yell come from far behind me. In the direction of the hut, actually.

Could Lepes-san have woken up?

Maybe he saw Myuus face and got scared.

Its quite possible. Myuu is always cleaning up after people, so hes got a pretty scary face. And if you woke up, and all these strange people were there, youd definitely be surprised. I should have told Lepes-san not to worry, before I left.