Chapter 15 I need to be thorough in the dogs training, huh.

Huu~ What do I do?

These last few weeks, Ive been guiding Pervert(Nielsen). I had thought to just overlook it no matter what kind of Chuuni things Pervert(Nielsen) did, but it seems that Nielsens crossed a line that mustnt be crossed.

It all happened this morning. I entered the kitchen, thinking to cover for Pervert(Nielsen)s skill. It kind of looked like he was bleeding a little, so I asked him what was up.

When I did, Pervert(Nielsen) said There is no greater shame. I was done in by the remnants of the Kira Unit.

Right. It seems that he settled things with Kira-san who came a while ago to voice his objections to Timu. He and I have had a long grudge with each other, but I have finally settled things. It was thanks to your training, Oneesama, Timu said. How cute.

Thanks to my training?

I was a little lost, but I immediately understood. Through helping out in the kitchen, she learned my diligent attitude towards customers, and realised the gravity of sincerity. Having realised that, Timu probably gave an apology from the heart, and Kira-san forgave her as well.

Fufu, as expected of my little sister. Shes quick on the uptake.

The problem is Pervert(Nielsen)!

Over these last few days, apparently Pervert(Nielsen) had been having a talk with the Kira Unitin other words, Kiras groupbut this morning Pervert(Nielsen) came back with an injured arm. Kira-san had forgiven Timu. Kiras friends had forgiven her at the same time too, I think. But Pervert(Nielsen) was showing off injuries; Im sure as if to say that he had been fighting with them.

In other words, Pervert(Nielsen) has finally begun to injure himself. A one-man play.

I know the truth. I think that the talk with Kira-san and his friends went pretty well. But, Pervert(Nielsen) is a chuunibyou, and took chuunibyou actions. In Pervert(Nielsen)s mind, he probably saw the simple discussion with the Kira Unit as extermination. And then he came back after injuring himself, as though to say that he definitely fought.

As expected, Timu asked Nielsen, are you all right? after all, and Pervert(Nielsen) answered the way Pervert(Nielsen) would, and spouted Hmph. Tis but a scratch.

You! You definitely did that because you wanted to say that line, didnt you! Honestly, in my past life I was pretty extreme, but I think Ive lost to you.

Maybe I really should fire himthe scales in my mind were tipping that way.

But, theres something that Ive realised over these last few weeks. Timus trust in Pervert(Nielsen) is no joke. Its almost like theyre a master and servant who lived through long years of sufferings and joys together.

Why? Hes an elderly chuunibyou good for nothing, so why!

Hah-!? It couldnt be!

Is Timu in love with Pervert(Nielsen)?

No way, no way! Oneechan wont allow it!

Theres no way I could give my precious sister to that Pervert(Nielsen).

Tilea-sama, no, would it be better if I called you Oneesama(Esteemed Sister-in-Law)?

Or a line like that from Pervert(Nielsen)?

Hu hu, if that happens then Ill destroy Pervert(Nielsen) along with this planet!

No good, no good, my thoughts have being chuuni-esque. What am I going to do by getting influenced by Pervert(Nielsen)s chuunibyou. For now, theres nothing I can do even by agonising over it by myself. Since asking the person herself would be best, I headed to Timus room.

Ti~mu, can we talk a little? Theres a little something Id like to ask, but

Oneesama, what is it?

What do you think of Pervert-, I mean Nielsen?

Nielsen? He is my most trusted subordinate.

Hmm. It doesnt seem to be romantic feelings. I guess I can relax for now. But as expected, her trust is no joke.

It couldnt be! She wouldnt happen to trust him more than me, right?

I did give her a spanking the other day after all, but she wouldnt come to hate Oneechan right?

I wont lose. I wont lose, damnit. As Timus older sister, I dont want to lose to Pervert(Nielsen).

T-, Then, what do you think of Oneechan?

I tried asking her, completely timid inside. If Timu doesnt trust me, I might just go kill Pervert(Nielsen) out of jealousy.

Oneesama is the ultimate and greatest being. The person I offer my heart and loyalty to.

I-, I see, ehehe.

D-, Did I win?

Eh~ Timu is a chuunibyou. In other words, when you translate it you get I respect you, Oneechan I guess

But well, Timus chuunibyou is another matter so, Ill leave it aside. For now, I understand quite well the relationship between Pervert(Nielsen) and Timu. I thought this before, but as expected they fit the dog and owner relationship the most, I guess. It isnt a romantic one. It isnt.

Now then, in that case, what should I do about that self-harming dog?

Timu is fond of Pervert(Nielsen). But you could say that Pervert(Nielsen) is approaching MAX chuunibyou. Its a dangerous situation.

In my previous life, when my chuunibyou hit MAX, I used my chuunibyou to run away from everything difficult and harsh. I was violent with my family. I never worked properly, and lived as scum. In other words, I lived causing great trouble to others.

I think Pervert(Nielsen) will also head down that path before long. Normally you wouldnt let such a dangerous guy near you. All the more if you have precious family with you.

But is it really fine to abandon Pervert(Nielsen) like this?

Right now Timu seems fond of him, but in the near future shell probably abandon him. Thats what happens when youre too much of a chuunibyou.

When it happens, Pervert(Nielsen) would be hurt. And then hed regret. Why did he run away from things that were harsh? Why didnt he work properly and cherish his family? It would be exactly the situation I was in during my previous life.

Is this also atonement?

In my previous life, I lived completely troubling others. It isnt enough just to try my best by myself. I didnt reincarnate just to live a life that I wouldnt regret. Im sure that I was also born here to help those in the same circumstances.

Alright! Then Ill try my best for the sake of Pervert(Nielsen), for the sake of Timus beloved dog! Ill think of a instruction manual thatll rehabilitate even a serious chuunibyou like Pervert(Nielsen).

First I need to teach the common sense needed in society. Next is how to word thingstheres a mountain of things to do.

Like that, while I was exploring various options,

Tilea-sama! Tilea-sama!

I heard the dogs voice calling.

Seeing that panicked atmosphere, did he mess something up again?

What is it thisss time? Did the Demon King Army come to attack?

Yes. Exactly as you say.

Exactly as I say, huh!

I bet its just Kira-sans friends anyway. Honestly, his way of wording things never changes, huh.

Hmmm~ Is this about Timus withdrawal again?

It is as you say. The one attacking is Demon General Garm. It seems that Hidler has placed more importance on us than on cleaning up the humans. To begin with, the Demon King Army has never forgiven traitors after all.

I see. So it wasnt only Kira-san that had problems with Timu, huh. Even if this is Timus fault, itd be pitiful for Timu to do all the apologising, wouldnt it. Its quite emotionally draining having to deal with complaints after all.

For the sake of my beloved sister, I decided to take care of Timus support.

Niel, Ive got it. This time Ill go!

TL: forgot to mention since I was in a rush to go to bed, but Hu hu, if that happens then Ill destroy Pervert(Nielsen) along with this planet! is a Vegeta quote.