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Usually I take the time to research stuff and leaves notes and whatnot, but I still dont have any clue about Mahjong, so youll have to work that shit out yourselves, lol. I actually translated all this stuff with the help of my friends Yuushin(), Bicky (kookiedreamer), and Steel.

But heres a tsubamegaeshi video at least:

According to Tilea-san, Tsubamegaeshi is a cheating technique in MargeOng. It wasnt a combat technique.

Tilea-san, if you want to win in games so badly that youre cheating, I think you might be an addict.

But according to Tilea-san, as long as you succeed in using it, you can dominate the flow of the game.

Tsubaegaeshito prepare a winning hand within your wall, and then looking for a chance to swap your hand with your wall.

If you succeed, it is possible to continue getting yakuman, and even turn your situation around.

From what I hear, it sounds high risk, but at the same time promises high return. I dont think it would be impossible for Tilea-san.

But still, to even know a cheating technique like this Even if she isnt intelligent, her knowledge of this game is the real thing.

Tilea-san, do you think you can do it?

Yeah, I definitely will! And you know, theres actually something I wanted to ask of you, Jessica-chan

Yes, what is it?

While Im using the Tsubamegaeshi, please distract the demons.

It certainly sounds like a flashy technique. I guess they would notice without a distraction.

Thats right. So can I ask this of you?

I understand. But what should I do?

Lets see~ For example, couldnt you use your charms as a woman to distract them?

Eh-!? T-, That kind of seduction is impossible for me. And theyre demons, you know.

No, no, demons are still men. Itll definitely work, I think.

N-, No way Thats just impossible

Its fine, I said. This is also for the sake of defeating the demons, okay?

B-But It-, It really is impossible for me!

I BELIEVE IN YOU JESSICA-CHAN!

Uuu, if you say that much, then why dont you do it, Tilea-san!

Thats impossible. Ill need to concentrate on the Tsubamegaeshi, and more importantly, they wouldnt have any interest in me.

Do you really think so?

Yeah. Thats how it is. Those Wisdom Unit guys all act like elites, so I bet theyre actually into lolis. Its pretty much a given that elites are lolicons.

Lo-, lo li?

Oh, lolicon, you see. It basically refers to the bunch that are into tiny girls with modest chests like yours, Jessica-chan.

W-, What the heck is with this person. I-, Is she picking a fight or something?

Muu, Tilea-san, even if I look like this Ive grown since last year, okay!?

No, no, youre definitely still a splendid loli, Jessica-chan. That loli face and your loli voice, and on top of that theres your loli figure. Youre basically irresistable to those types.

And thats how it is, so its impossible for me. I mean, look, my chest is huge, and Ive got a great figure, so Im totally outside their strike zones, right? Compared to me, youre definitely the better choice.

W-, What do I do?

Im starting to want to kill her for real.

N-, No. I cant. I cant, I cant. I have to control my anger. Tilea-san doesnt mean anything bad by this. Shes like the personification of airheaded. She definitely never thinks anything, and just speaks whatevers on her mind.

Also, the victims in town are increasing by the second right now. We dont have the leisure to waste time here. We have to end this farce once and for all!

I very unwillingly consented to Tilea-sans plan, and sat at the table where the demons were waiting. The game started again. With my hands shaking from nervousness, I piled up the hai(tiles) while Tilea-san was building a winning hand inside her wall.

Looking at her out of the corner of my eye

Ooh, what nimble movements. She was stacking hai(tiles) in the blink of an eye.

A few minutes later

Tilea-san looked my way. Apparently she was done preparing.

C-, Cant be helped. Abandon your pride, Jessica! In order to defeat the demons! In order to save the people!

After taking a deep breath, my eyes shot towards the demons.

And then

W-, Wow, my body is getting so hot

I brought attention to my chest as I fanned my shirt, twisting my body to draw their attention.

Quite right, girly. This MargeOng game is truly a strategic game. My heart is burning with excitement!

Just as you say, Horus-sama. Because of an idiot at the table, things are a little spoilt, but even so, this has still been an interesting game.

Whats the matter, girly? Did you not speak because you felt the same way?

Y-, Yes.

Aahh I think something important just broke inside me. I softly did my shirt back up, and fixed my collar.

Uuu, Tilea-san, look how much Ive done for us! Youve succeeded, right!?

I looked at Tilea-san with my teary eyes. Tilea-sans mouth was curved into a smirk. Apparently she succeeded.

A-, Amazing. She did it in that little instant? To slip past the eyes of the demons, just what kind of super speed had she moved at? While I was feeling shocked at her fast work,

The die says 4.

Then I guess I suppose it is me.

AHH!?

The two of us raised our voices in synchrony.

T-, Thats right. This cheat depends on the dice roll. The hai(tiles) will be coming from Vice General Gilgants wall, so there was no meaning to the Tsubamegaeshi.

I whispered to Tilea-san.

Tilea-san, cant you do something about the die?

T-, That its i-impossible even f-for me

She shook her head side to side.

So in the end, the game continued normally without Tsubamegaeshi getting its chance to shine

Ron!

G-, GYABON!

The hanchan just finished. Tilea-sans second Bust was determined. Before the shaaba(West Round) began, I had another strategy meeting with Tilea-san.

Tilea-san, the game is impossible to win already. Lets do battle instead!

I-, I can still-, I can still do it. Jessica-chan, I havent lost yet. This is where it begins. This is where my turnaround begins!

Her eyes were bloodshot. Typical of a losing gambler.

Tilea-san, its a shame, but we should admit defeat! The enemy is a cut above us. We have to think about cutting our losses!

To be honest, it isnt just one cut, but over ten cuts, but even Im starting to feel bad for her. Its been a crushing defeat for her every round till now, so I was careful to be a little gentler in my words.

Y-, YOURE WRONGG! Jessica-chan, t-this is Umm, yeah! I just havent got my sense for the game back yet. Thats all it is, okay!

Tilea-san

Yep. Shes grown stubborn. Shes got quite a stubborn part to her, after all. Cant be helped. I dont think its going to help to let the game continue, but Ill just let her do what she wants.

Hahhh~ I understand.

Jessica-chan, this time Ill really teach them a lesson, okay!

Ah-, Tilea-san, just one bit of advice. Please stop talking to yourself.

Talking to myself?

So you really didnt notice.

What do you?

Tilea-san, whenever youre about to reach tenpai, you get really excited, and start screaming weirdly to yourself.

EHH-!? REALLY?

Yes. Also, please stop screaming I MESSED UPPPPPPP! whenever your hand isnt going well.

I-, I even do something like

Yes. Also, the worst is when you get a haku(White Dragon) in your hand. Each and every time, you say Hmph. There it is. A slip. and I just dont know what to do with you anymore

Haha I just kinda

Its because of that that the demons all know your information, Tilea-san.

Y-, Yeah.

There are lots of other things that youre doing wrong, but I dont think youd remember if I only told you once, so at least please stop with the talking to yourself!

Y-, Yes.

Well, Ive warned her about what I can. As for how effective itll be Aahh, Im so uneasy.

But the struggle ended fruitlessly.

In the end, it was Horus overwhelming victory. Second place was Gilgant. Third place was me. Along the way, I realised that fighting with the demons was reckless, so I instead changed my target to Tilea-san. While somehow avoiding direct hits, I snatched points from Tilea-san, and managed to get myself into the positives. Unlike Tilea-san, Ill immediately die if my mana gets taken, so I steeled my heart and did that.

Im sorry, Tilea-san. I-, Its not because you called me a loli or anything, okay?

And then far, far, faaaar at the bottom was Tilea-san, and as expected, she was below minus 120,000 points. Because along the way, she began being targetted by me as well. Four games with a Bust, and on top of that, a Yakitori penalty.

GYOPOON

Tilea-san collapsed onto the table. Aahh, I think I can see her soul escaping from her mouth. It must have been a shock to her.

But still, Horus-sama, in the end it seems this one was simply a huge idiot.

Indeed. It looks like she won the Element Predict not through strategy, but simply miraculous luck.

Honestly, when I consider that our subordinates were killed by such a massive idiot! Simply draining her of mana is much too lenient. We should execute her in a much crueller way, Horus-sama.

You certainly have a point, Gilgant. But the rules are the rules. If we break those rules, it will affect the pride of our unit. And moreover, this girl introduced us to as fun a game as MargeOng. In light of that achievement, shall we not spare her the worst punishment?

As expected of you, Horus-sama. Your self-respect is the pride of our Wisdom Unit.

Umu. Well then, time to have this massive idiot take responsibility for losing.

Quite so. Hey, massive idiot. No, since she makes weird sounds and comes up with ridiculous strategies, I suppose we should be calling her a buffoon.

True. This girl is a buffoon. Well then, Gilgant. Attach the mana absorption tool to this buffoon.

Sir!

Gilgant did as Horus ordered, grabbing Tilea-san by the head.

Come now, buffoon! Raise your face! The tool does not hurt so much. We are allowing you to die comfortably, so be thankful to Horus-sama!

Oi, do you not hear me! Buffoon!

I-, Ive been listening, BASTAAAAAAAAARDS!

She suddenly raised her head as she produced a kukanomi from her pocket, smashing it into the demons.

W-, What areG- GUHAH-!

S-, She plans onGUEGH-!

Hahh, hahh LISTEN UP, GODDAMMIT! MAHJONG IS A GAME OF LUCKK! I-, ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DUMB OR ANYTHING, OKAYYY!? A-, And calling me buffoon and stuff You know, I used to be praised in the neighbourhood as Gosh, Sera-sans daughter is such a bright child you know! DO YOU GET ITTTT!?

Tilea-san roared. She was understandably mad.

But its hardly their fault

Well, to begin with, I wanted her to just beat them up without a game, so this is fine.

Aahh aaahh, even though Horus and the others are already dead, Tilea-san is shaking them by the collars. Its like shes not even paying attention. Tilea-san continued to roar. I suppose Id better stop her now.

Hahhh, hahhh, a-, alright! You lot, the next game is poker! This time for sure, Ill

Tilea-san.

Aah, Jessica-chan. Just wait a moment. This time for sure

Tilea-san! Theyre already dead.

EH-!?

At my words, Tilea-san began to stare at the corpses of the demons. The kukanomi she had thrown unconsciously had hit all of them dead in the face. They took her amazing throws at close range, after all. Looks like these guys couldnt handle it either.

J-, Just as planned Y-, You know, Jessica-chan, this was all one big plan.

I see

Y-, Yeah, I made them think I was really into the game, so that when they let their guards down, I could really nail them, you know!?

I see

J-, Jessica-chan, please dont look at me with such distant eyes.

Anyway, Tilea-san, lets get out of here for now.

Y-, Yeah. Id better hurry to the shelter where Timu is waiting. If I recall, this was east, right?

No, thats wrong. The location has actually changed and Just follow me, please.

I see. Roger. Ill be in your care, Jessica-chan.

Sorry, Tilea-san. The location hasnt actually changed at all. But Im sure of it now. Without Tilea-san, we cant defeat the demons. For now, weve defeated one of their four generals. I need Tilea-san to defeat the others.

I searched for mana in all directions.

Once I find large spots of mana, Ill lead Tilea-san there. I feel bad about this, but I hope shell accompany me for just a little longer.

Eventually, I found something.

Huh? Why? W-Why does a mana like this exist?

Hmph. There it is. A slip.

A modification of Akagis catchphrase. Or I suppose, the exact catchphrase of Akagin.

Also, one more,