Chapter 6 By Evil God-sama, you mean me?

Theres no response. Hes just like a corpse. is actually a stock system phrase from Dragon Quest.

Dark History/Black History, kurorekishi, if you dont already know, is a tongue-in-cheek Japanese term about embarassing things that a person doesnt want to remember about their past. Usually stupid shit they do like writing a love poem, or dyeing their hair blonde for a high school debut. Perhaps dating somebody they really shouldnt have.

It seems like Jiisan is out cold, huh.

-poke poke-

I try lightly poking him with my foot.

Mn, theres no response. Hes just like a corpse.

Now then, since all the obstructions are gone, lets get to the main point. I turn back towards Timu.

Timu, do you have anything to say?

Human-, no, with that power you cannot be. What on earth are you?

Phew~ It seems like you still dont get it at all, do you?

Like I thought, it seems that she hasnt reflected yet. I was thinking that if Timu regretted her actions and apologised then I would forgive her. But, shes continuing to act as her event character Camilla to avoid the issue.

Well, its not as though I dont understand the feelings of not wanting to apologise. Her feeling of resentment about me leaving her aside and making her feel lonely is probably quite strong. But using chuunibyou to run away from reality will only bring unhappiness to Timus life. I suffered because of this in my previous life.

It cant be helped. This is for Timus sake. I closed the distance to swing the whip of love.

So you plan on finishing me off next!? But I am the one known as Camilla of the Flash; I cannot hesitate.

Timu began to chant some sort of incantation-sounding chant. And then Timus body was enveloped by a magic circle.

Timu? What are you doi

Hmph, this is my most powerful secret technique. O magic bullet, become countless stars! Star Freya![Super Demonic Star Magic Bullets!]

Wha-!? Magic!

No way! Timu is using magic. Something like bullets of magic are being created from Timus hands. And moreover, in countless numbers.

Amazing. Just when did Timu learn to do something like this?

Certainly, its possible to use magic in this world. But by no means can everybody use it. Only chosen people who have foundations in magic can use it.

Timu, you

Youre actually a genius at magic as well, arent you!

Today has been nothing but surprises. Her running speed was amazing, and then there was her ability as an actress, and then I found out that she can even use magic.

Theres a school of magic in the capital. And if she enrols there and trains hard, she might be able to work for the palace in the future. Timu, even though you have this much talent

Timu, Im begging you. Please take care of yourselHuh? Oi oi, isnt Timu kinda aiming those magical bullets at me?

Isnt this bad-

Feel free to become chunks of flesh!

Ah-, ow, that hurts-, owowow! H-, Hey, Timu, it hurts I said

Just as I expected, the magical bullets were shot from Timus hand and hit me. A rapidfire of shots flew from Timus hand and hit me without even giving me a chance to breath.

Uu, each time one hits me my skin stings.

How do I say this? Right now Timu is

Right, shes like a kid randomly firing BB bullets from their model gun.

I see. So this is why Timus chuunibyou has progressed beyond my expectations. Being able to use magic is like having a kind of status. Its easy to think that youre someone special. In Beruga town where I live, the people who can use magic is basically limited to the former adventurer Guard Captain Bizef after all.

Moreover, theres probably no mistaking that Timu has been practising in secret. And she managed to learn how to use this emission type magic. Even though this is probably beginners magic, she probably learnt this all by herself without anybody teaching her.

Its amazing! She probably wanted somebody to praise her. I bet she especially wanted me, her older sister, to see it.

But I was completely preoccupied with my cooking, and didnt pay her any attention. And it seems likely that while she was lonely and using magic all by herself, that jiisan(Nielsen) saw her and said, Whats with this child? She can use magic! And shes cute! She is surely the lord I sought, Camilla-sama! Camilla-tan, lick lick.

And what happened after that goes without saying. He flattered Timu with cunning words and aggravated her chuunibyou.

Damn it, that damned pervert(Nielsen)! Youre not a jiisan anymore. Youre just a pervert. Im getting angry again. Should I kick him once more to be safe!?

No, but theres something I should be doing before that. Disciplining Timu.

Right now, Timu is just like a kid who had somebody buy them a model gun. Usually when a parent buys their child a toy gun, they teach them not to shoot it at others. Teaching them the rules is a matter of course. As her older sister, I have to teach her properly.

That you cant fire magic at people!

Geez, Timu, enough already!

I ran through the barrage of bullets and forced Timus arms behind her back. And like that, I lifted Timus bottom up. Indeed; this is the typical spanking position.

Wha-!? What do you intend to do to me? U-, Unhand me! I-, I cant move!?

Timu, naughty children need to be spanked.

I waved my hand back and forth and showed Timu a spanking motion.

Hmph, physical attacks will not affect me so easily, you know. This body of mine has a magical barrGuhah-!

I spanked Timus bottom, whether she agreed or not. Timu let out a cry of suffering. I almost stopped my hand unconsciously, but if I went easy on her here, it would all be for nothing.

Timu, please reflect on what youve done!

Hahh, hahh, i-, impossible! To so easily break through my magic barrierA-, and moreover, to put in such an enormous amount of mana.

Timu, youre still going to speak that nonsense? It seems that you havent been punished enough, have you?

I spanked her bottom again.

But Timu continued to say things such as mana and the pride of the Demon King Army and wouldnt reflect.

It cant be helped. I spanked her more.

Each time Timu let out words that werent reflecting, I spanked her. With the sound of each sharp slap, I could hear Timus moan. Her bottom has become red too.

Uuu, this really is tough. I dont want to see my beloved little sister suffering. But discipline is important. Taking care that its not strong enough to hurt her, but still strong enough that shell reflect, I continue to spank her as I regulate the power

Guha-, gahah-! Haa, haa, I-, Ill die.

Should I give you another hit?

Uu-, uuuuuI-, I was wrong. Please stop it alreadyy!

Timu finally began to break down in tears. Theres still a little chuunibyou left in her speech, but it seems that shes finally reflected. Seeing Timu crying hurts my heart.

Timu, Im sorry.

Even though it was necessary, I still hit my beloved little sister. It was tough for me too. Mn, Ill stop the scolding here. Timus already reflected after all, so I need to comfort her, right?

Timu.

I spoke to her in the gentlest voice I could muster.

Uu-, uuu K-, Kill me! H-, Having received this kind of humiliation, I can never live it down!

Timu gave me a frantic and angry glare.

Timu, humiliation, you said?

I see! Im sure Timu is embarassed. Not only did her chuunibyou get really bad, but on top of that she even raised her hand against her older sister. Shes definitely worrying about that. In my past life when my parents gave me a warning and I acted violently, I wanted to die as well. Because my behaviour was shameful, I just kept thinking about it. Timu is probably feeling the same way right now.

Alright. Then right now, Ill talk to Timu about my past life. I hadnt planned on telling anyone about the memories of my past life. Id hate for them to think I was a crazy after all. But I have to say it. If I tell her about how in my past life, I had a severe case of chuunibyou and raised my hand against my family, Timu should be able to empathise and understand.

Compared to me, Timu has absolutely nothing to be ashamed about.

And to comfort her, Ill let her know just how much I care about her.

Timu, listen up.

W-, What?

I gazed at Timu with a serious expression.

And then about how I was a reincarnater, about how I was born in a country called Japan in my past life, about how in my past life I suffered from chuunibyou, ah, but since she wouldnt understand the word chuunibyou, I confessed that as the Evil God Dark Matter I did some extremely cringeworthy things.

And then, even about how in the end I was run down by a truck, and passed away all too quickly

I told her all of it. It ended up being all of my dark history, didnt it?

Does Timu understand what Im really trying to say?

F-, For something like that to have beenW-, What have I done!?

Mmn, though she seems to be in shock, it looks like she believes me.

Timu, right now you might be weak. But youll definitely become strong. You can definitely become strong! Fate has chosen me to be reincarnated as your older sister after all. Ill always watch over you.

I-, I

Lets keep getting along, okay?

To show her that wed made up, I hugged Timu.

And in my arms, Timu looked up at me,

Yes. As Evil God-sama commands

and said that to me with enraptured eyes.

W-, Why?

It seems that my troubles are going to continue.

tl: mana and the pride of the Demon King Army is actually (ware) and the pride of the Demon King Army. Using in Japanese as a self-pronoun is very umm, grand, I guess. A young girl using it as her default personal pronoun would be a great show of chuunibyou I suppose.