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Thanks to the vampire attack, the security in Arcudas has rapidly worsened. After all, the guards are the ones responsible for dealing with crime, and the majority of them were killed by demons. It cant be helped that crime is on the rise.

Today as well, I heard about some scary things like some wealthy merchant house being robbed by burglars, or how somebody was stabbed to death by a knife. It really makes a chill run down your spine. Not only that, but apparently pickpockets and purse snatchers have been on the rise too. The public safety is on par with the slums in my old life.

The state is desperately working out countermeasures, but there just hasnt been enough time or helpers. Thanks to that, the citizens cant help but rely on themselves instead.

Milay-san, from the textiles store on West Road, is one of them. Apparently she sent out an emergency request to the Adventurers Guild to guard her store. Theres more than enough possibility of our restaurant being threatened too. After all, just looking at our furnishings is enough to tell you that theyre high class, and more importantly theres treasure lying all about downstairs.

Hahhh~ Thinking about it, isnt Or being too careless! Is he an idiot or something! How can you just leave all that treasure lying about without even using a safe or a lock! Whats wrong with that guy!

Or could it be that it only looks unguarded because its a hidden holiday villa? Without guards or safes around, you wouldnt expect there to treasure after all

Nono, even so, theres a limit to these things. The way it is now is like screaming please rob me. Ill never get it. Ill never get how the rich think.

Anyway, thankfully our shop is at least known as the favourite shop of the Guilds rising star, Mhen. I guess the effect is a bit like how in my old life youd get those stickers that said police may be patrolling in casual clothing.

It does seem to be working because we havent had a burglar once yet. I guess theyre on guard because they know that an expert swordsman hangs around here.

But that doesnt mean I can relax. Its true that Myuu comes here a lot, but its not like hes here every day. Hes got work at the Guild, after all. To put it frankly, when Myuu isnt here, our shop is as good as defenceless. If its just numbers then we have a huge number of self-proclaimed guards, but apart from me theyre a bunch of quacks. If a burglar really invades, theyre all as good as dead.

I mean, we do still have our secret weapon, Edim, but Edim has school, and more importantly that anything, she cant guard in the open. If people realised she was a vampire, shed end up on a wanted list after all.

Fumu. This wont do.

Thinking about it carefully, our security is on a tightrope. It would be great if we could hire some adventurers just like Milay-san, but

We dont have the money for that. I cant borrow any more of Ors money after all. Ill think about that after I actually make some profit. Until then, I guess I have no choice except to rely on those weaklings[the leaders of the Evil God Army]

Hmm, but its possible, or rather, extremely likely, that Im actually stronger than all of them. Would they even be any use at all as guards? No, right? At best, theyd run off for help, or buy some time for us

Huu~ Cant be helped. Maybe theyd get a little stronger if I trained them.

The next day

Im in one of the rooms in the Evil God Armys Underground Empire. Yesterday I went around looking for a room that was suitable for training. This one has enough room for dozens of people to move about, theres no expensive furnishings, and nothing else to worry about. Thats why I called Timu and the others here.

We have arrived at your summon, Tilea-sama!

Youre all here, guys?

No, Mhen is presently undercover in the Guild so he is absent. Shall I call him here?

No, theres no need.

Unlike you lot, Myuu is actually working, okay. Youd better not get in his way. Also, Myuu doesnt need to be here this time.

So, the reason I called you guys out here. Its been pretty crazy lately, hasnt it. Thats why Im going to teach you have to defend yourselves.

G-, Goodness, Tilea-sama herself is going to instruct us!?

Oneesama! How long I have waited for this moment! Please, please do guide me!

Timu, Pervert(Nielsen), just everybody was brimming with excitement. You guys really do love this stuff, dont you.

Just so you know, were not playing around, okay? Im serious here!

Of course! We will risk our lives to learn!

Mn, I guess your enthusiasm is good enough.

Then, what kind of technique will you be instructing us in?

Oneesama, I hope it will be some kind of magic. Some ultimate magic of destruction and chaos.

I would very much like to learn a pugilistic skill.

I humbly ask you that you demonstrate your Seven Hundred and Seventy-Seven Techniques of the Evil God.

You guys always get so excited for chuuni stuff.

Ah~ Before all of that, Id like to have a look at your physical abilities, so were going to do an endurance test.

An endurance test?

Mn, like pushups and stuff.

U-, Umm, Tilea-sama, by pushups, do you mean those pushups?

Or, what on earth are you saying? What other kinds of pushups are there?

No, um Of course, you couldnt mean normal pushups, could you? That is, regarding the way we do them and

Of course she doesnt, Ortissio! If we did normal pushups, wed go on for hundreds of millions of them. It would never end.

M-, My sincere apologies. It is a test given by Tilea-sama. Magic will probably used to change things somehow.

Obviously. Considering it is Tilea-sama, theres no doubt that it must be some unfathomable training method that none of us have ever thought of.

Even though I just had normal pushups in mind, everyone started arguing about how it wasnt this, or wasnt that.

I see. How on earth could this lot ever want to do normal pushups. Well, theyre a bunch that hate actual work after all. Should I mix some chuuni into it? If I do, at least theyd be happy about it, and theyd probably try harder too.

Huhu, well guessed. Normal pushups wouldnt be interesting at all.

Oohh, I knew it!

Everyone started looking at me expectantly. What should I do now

Mn! It has to be that! If youre a chuunibyou, then it has to be training under heavy gravity.

Yup, the gravity manipulation magic, Pettanko[Gravity Spell]. If I apply extra gravity to them, Ill bet theyll love it.

But Ive only used elementary magic. Can I do it? It sounds like something that would be pretty tough. I mean, its gravity magic, right? Would something like that be more like advanced, or at least intermediate magic?

Hm~mm, thinking about it wont help. Ill just wing it!

I started to imagine the Pettanko[Gravity Spell].

And then

EEI! PETTANKO[Gravity Spell]!

The moment I released my magic, the whole room seemed to thud with the weight.

Ooh, a success. I did it!

Well, as youd expect, making it ten times gravity or something amazing was out of my league. All that happened was Um, it feels like an extra kilo on me?

Haha, magic is really so fun.

Because I dont have much mana, my spells are never really great, but its still really enjoyable seeing all the effects.

Now then, I wonder if everyone else is having fun too.

I looked at Timu and the others. From their expressions, they all seemed to be enduring something, just like they were in some 100x gravity room. As expected of chuunibyou. Guess theyre really loving it.

How is it, everyone? I tried changing the gravity of the room, but

I-, I am shocked. A magic to change gravity? I know the theory as well, but as expected of you, Oneesama. To think that you could really actualise it.

Magnificent, Tilea-sama. I can sense that the whole room has had its gravity magnified a hundredfold.

Pervert(Nielsen) immediately got on board. I know how you feel. Isnt there just something exciting about a hundred times gravity? Well, it barely feels like a kilo extra for me, but Ill play along with you.

As expected of you, Niel. Thats exactly right. Now then, were going to do pushups under a hundred times gravity. Well? Arent you all excited?

As expected of Tilea-sama! I never would have thought that there could be such a training method.

Huhu, looks like youre plenty excited. Thats a good thing. Well then, get ready.

Milady.

All of them got down, ready to start.

Well then. Begin!

Onee Twoo

At my signal, everyone began doing pushups in sync.

With this, I can see how your endurance is.

I began looking around. The most excellent one was

Timu! As expected of my little sister! Her arms were trembling a little, but she still managed proper pushups.

I think shell reach the fifteen mark that I set for everyone.

Next is

Dryas-kun I guess. A bit behind him was Pervert(Nielsen). Id be happy if these two reach 7 or 8. After all, just a few pushups was enough to make their arms tremble, and their sweat was really wetting the floor.

I cant say I didnt expect it, but Dryas-kun was a real life example of Beautiful guys have no money or strength.

Since Dryas is an elf, I think I should train him up a little more. As for Pervert(Nielsen), well, he was just as expected. All enthusiasm and no power. I think hell be done after four or five, really.

The real problem was

Or and Muram. They havent done even one the whole time. But well, Muram is kind of fat, so I guess it cant really be helped. Its tough just supporting that body, isnt it.

But Or, you

Or, try your best to at least do one, okay?

Hahh, hahh T-, Tile hahh, hahh, sama, under stoo d

Its no good. Or was at his limit. I could even see his muscles creaking. Just as I was feeling shocked by him,

Fifteen, hahh, hahh, sixtee. c-, cant.

At sixteen pushups, Timu fell to the ground. Incidentally, Dryas-kun made it to seven, and Pervert(Nielsen) made it to five before falling to the ground.

You really gave it your all, Timu.

Hahh, hahh, hahh, hahh, O-, Oneesama, tha

Ahh, dont force yourself to talk, okay? Just lay there and catch your breath, I said, as I passed a towel to her.

Dryas-kun and Pervert(Nielsen) were wheezing as well. Should I give you guys some towels too? When I gave them their towels,

GUAHHHHH!

I suddenly heard a piercing scream. It was Or.

Or, w-whats wrong?

M-, MY ARM BROKEEE!

Yeah, you have to be carefulI mean!

How one earth can you break your arm just doing pushupssss!? Is it even possible to be that weakkk!?

When I had a look, Ors arm was completely snapped.

Your typical rich kid. Lacking in training, and lacking in calcium. I bet he just eats whatever he likes, and never does any exercise either. Looks like Ill have to change his eating habits as well. What a long journey we have ahead of us.

But well, Ill think up a regime for him late. First, we need to treat him.

I asked Timu to come over and heal Ors arm. Thanks to that, his arm quickly recovered. Magic really is so convenient.

Huu, but even though weve only just done pushups, the only one who passed was Timu. Just how weak are these guys?

To think theyd even lose to a magician-type like Timu

You guys just listen to me as you rest.

Milady.

You know, to be honest I wanted to teach you a little Judo after our endurance test. Its a technique from my old life, you see.

Juudoh is it! How very fascinating. Please do teach us.

Dont be hasty. Before I can teach you anything, you need to train your bodies first. Its the fundamentals. All of you are too weak. Right now the only one who passed was Timu.

Tilea-sama, does that mean that if we wish to learn the technique, we must reach Camilla-samas record of fifteen pushups?

Yeah, if you cant even do that much, Judo is out of the question.

F-, Fifteen under this gravity!? I-, Impossible. Just standing here is taking everything I have, muttered the pale Or.

Yeah. He couldnt even do one, so of course hed think like that. But its a matter of diet for him too.

Or, the way you are now, Im sure it would be. But leave it to me. Ill come up with a training regime just for you.

Tilea-sama, t-, to guide the likes of me, you would actually go so far?

Or was so moved he began to tear up. Yeah. First well get you some milk, huh.

Also, Muram, you need to slim up. With your current weight, the rest of the training is impossible.

I understand.

Also, I was thinking this as I watched you, but you cant just focus on the number. Each one of your pushups has to be in correct form. Form is more important than the quantity.

Form?

Yeah, form. Ill show you what I mean.

I got down and began doing perfect pushups.

A-, As expected of Oneesama! To move so effortlessly under such gravity.

Huhu, thats natural. A mere hundred times gravity? I cant feel a thing.

Huhu, to be honest with you, in my old life I used to do correspondence karate, and from manga and novels Ive read all there is to know about pushups. Since my physical abilities were too low in my old life I couldnt do it, but right now I feel like I could go on forever.

Getting carried away, I started doing one-handed pushups too. After that, I switched to finger pushups.

They kept getting more and more shocked.

Yupyup, this is going surprisingly well. Ive been training with my wok since I was a kid, after all. Ive got quite a bit of strength. Actually, would I actually be like a 3rd Dan in karate or something? At the very least, Im sure I could win at the Greater Tokyo Karate Tournament.