在知名度上,妲己和陸壓的情況是相反的。妲己這個化名比九尾狐要有標誌性,而陸壓的真身三足金烏更廣爲人知。
In terms of popularity, Daji and Luya's situation was on the opposite end. Daji was an pseudonym and it's name was more well known than that of Nine-tailed fox. As for Luya's ident.i.ty, the three-legged Golden Crow was more widely known.
所以,段佳澤見到妲己時的反應比見到陸壓時還要大那麼一點兒。
Therefore, Duan Jiaze's reactions when he first saw Daji, as compared to Luya, was slightly bigger.
按理說吧,妲己已經被處死了,但是考慮到故事傳說的真實性,和這位其實真身是九尾狐,所以再現身凡世,好像也沒那麼奇怪。只是,在形象上比較令人震驚。
According to logic, Daji had already been executed but considering the authenticity of the story and the facts, this person here was a Nine-tailed fox. It was not too strange for her to reappear in the human world. Just that, in terms of her appearance, it was quite shocking.
段佳澤幾乎有點不敢置信,半晌才憋出來一句話:"你你你……你怎麼是這個樣子?"
Duan Jiaze found this hard to believe. After a while, he choked out a sentence: "You, you, you…why do you looked like this?"
雖然她長得是很漂亮,但是小蘿莉再漂亮,和凡人印象中的禍國妖姬還是有很大差距的。
Although she was really beautiful, but no matter how pretty this Lolita was, there was a big difference compared to the impression the human had of this evil enchantress
有蘇提着自己潔白的裙襬,笑得十分童真可愛地道:"這不都是爲了靈囿着想,我若用成人的皮囊,容易多生事端。"
You Su held her clean white dress and smiled cutely: "This is for the sake of Lingyou. If I were to use my adult skin, I am afraid it will be easy to stir trouble."
這言外之意很明顯,怕自己長得太漂亮氣質太妖孽招人覬覦。
The implication was very obvious. She was afraid that her beauty will cause temptations from the people with evil intentions.
這話別人說可能顯得臉大,但她說來,就是那麼回事,不能更理直氣壯。
If others were to speak the same words, it might seem as shameless. However, what she said was exactly what she meant. She cannot be more confident in her beautiful appearance.
"那有蘇難道就是你的真名嗎?"段佳澤小心翼翼地問道。
"Is You Su your real name?" Duan Jiaze asked carefully.
有蘇答道:"我沒有名字,方便園長稱呼罷了。有蘇是妲己的氏族名,借來一用——總不好再叫妲己吧。"
You Su answered: "I do not have a name. It was just convenient for director to call me something. You Su is Daji's clan name. I borrowed it to use – it's not good to call myself Daji right?"
沒有對比就沒有傷害,和陸壓一比,有蘇顯得非常貼心,連這等細節都考慮到了。
With no comparison, there would be no harm done. As compared to Luya, You Su was more considerate. She even thought of this detail.
有蘇以這樣的形象出現,又態度可親,導致段佳澤即使知道她就是九尾狐,也沒有過多畏懼之情,"歡迎你加入靈囿啊。那我們這裡的情況你都知道了吧?我給你準備房間和辦公場所……比較簡陋,請不要介意。"
You Su appeared in such an image, her att.i.tude was also friendly, which led Duan Jiaze not to be too fearful even though he knew she was a Nine-tailed fox.
"Welcome to Lingyou. So you know about the situation here? I will prepare a room and your office…it is slightly simple, please do not mind."
段佳澤小心翼翼打量有蘇的神情,他還記得前些天陸壓鬧着問他要大房子呢,他多怕有蘇嘴一張,來句"給我修個鹿臺吧"。
Duan Jiaze carefully looked at You Su's expression. He still remembered Luya asking him for a bigger house in the past few days. He was afraid that that You Su would open her mouth and say, 'Build me a Palace".
九尾狐同志好說話得簡直令人難以想象,"聽園長安排。"
Comrade Nine-tailed fox was so easy to talk that it was even hard to believe, "I will listen to the director's arrangement."
啊,這感覺太奇妙了,九尾狐都聽他安排。
Ah, this feel too wonderful that the Nine-tailed fox listens to him.
段佳澤飄飄然一陣,就被陸壓嫌棄地推了出去,"把她給我安排遠點兒,難聞死了。"
Duan Jiaze was in cloud nine for a moment before he was pushed out by Luya in disgust, "Arrange her to stay away from me. It smells terrible."
段佳澤嘀咕道:"脾氣真大……"
Duan Jiaze muttered: "What a big temper…"
"像我這樣的野路子,道君是看不上的,"有蘇攤了攤手,"今日已算得上和藹了呢,園長,我看多虧了你。"
"Daojun doesn't look up to amateurs like me." You Su waved her hands, "Today can be considered getting amiable, Director, this is all thanks to you."
就這樣還和藹?
This is called amiable?
段佳澤轉念一想,陸壓的確總是一副忍着的樣子,畢竟身有系統束縛。
Duan Jiaze reconsidered his thought, Luya looked like he was tolerating and afterall, there was the system constraining him.
But even if he managed to tolerate, his temper was really bad enough…
段佳澤不禁心有餘悸地道:"是吧,他要是能動手,早把我給打死了。"
Duan Jiaze could not help but trembled and said: "You're right. If he could do it, he could have killed me long ago."
"哎,等等,我這還買了東西呢,"段佳澤忽然想起今天買的衣服,把陸壓的門又敲開了,"道君,我看你每天都穿一樣的衣服,就給你買了兩套換洗的。"
"Ay, wait, I brought something else," Duan Jiaze suddenly remembered the clothes he bought today and knocked on Luya's door again, "Daojun, seeing that you always wear the same set of clothes everyday, I bought you two sets of clothes to change and wash."
陸壓沒有絲毫感激的神情,反而遭受了羞辱一般怒道:"誰跟你們人族一樣每天都要換衣服!這是我羽毛化的!"
Luya did not feel any seam of grat.i.tude but actually felt humiliated and angry: "Who need to change clothes everyday like you human! This is transformed from my feathers!"
"嘭"的一聲,段佳澤又被關在外面了。
With a sound of 'Bang', Duan Jiaze was once again locked outside.
不過陸壓說得也是,哪有鳥每天換羽毛顏色款式的,那是人類的愛好。
But what Luya said was right, what kind of birds changed their feathers everyday? That's only the hobby of human.
"算了算了,不要我自己穿。"段佳澤也懶得去換尺碼了,夏天大一點兒還涼快。
"Forget it, I will wear it myself." Duan Jiaze was too lazy to change the size. A bigger size was more cooler to wear in the summer.
With such a howl from Luya, Duan Jiaze could only arrange You Su to the room at the other end of the corridor before he took her to see her own cage. "What else do you need? I will try to fulfill them."
有蘇沒有絲毫不滿,"沒有,這裡挺好。"
You Su was not at all dissatisfied. "Nope, it's all good."
段佳澤:"那我能把你登記成北極狐嗎?"這種派遣動物,系統都可以協助完成各種手續,保證沒有破綻。
Duan Jiaze: "Then can I register you as an Arctic fox?" The system will a.s.sist in completing the various procedures for the dispatched animals, ensuring that there are no flaws.
有蘇也非常流利地說:"可以啊。"
You Su also said smoothly: "That's fine."
有蘇這麼好說話,讓段佳澤非常感動,陸壓,看看人家這個覺悟啊!陸壓當初還要求登記成國家超一級保護動物呢。
You Su was so open to persuasion and this made Duan Jiaze really moved. Luya, see how she is so understanding! Luya still wanted to be registered as a national super level animal protection at the start.
有蘇不經意問:"對啦,剛說還有食物供應,就是小蘇和柳斌吧?"
You Su inadvertently asked: “By the way, you just said there food is provided, that should be Xiao Su and Liu Bin right?”
段佳澤驚恐地看着有蘇:"…………"
Duan Jiaze looked at You Su in horror: "…"
有蘇立刻察覺他的臉色不對,貼心地問:"怎麼了,不是嗎?"
You Su immediately noticed that his face expression was not right and carefully asked: "What's wrong? Was I wrong?"
段佳澤:"……不是,他們是正式員工,食物系統分配的,每天會發給你。"
Duan Jiaze: "…no, they are full time employees. Food will be distributed by the system everyday."
他之前的想法真是太天真了,九尾狐還是很危險的啊!
His previous a.s.sumptions were too naive. Nine-tailed fox is still dangerous!
有蘇面色如常,大度地道:"哦,也行。"
You Su looked as usual and said with generosity: "Oh, that's all right too."
段佳澤白着臉和有蘇對了一下口供。
Duan Jiaze's face paled as he told You Su.
以後對外,就說有蘇是陸壓的表妹,他倆都長得特別好,之前段佳澤說有蘇是陸壓親戚,小蘇他們就沒懷疑。
Next time when telling outsiders, it will be said that You Su is Luya's cousin. Both of them were good looking, so when Duan Jiaze told Xiao Su and the rest that You Su is Luya's relative, they did not suspect anything.
動物園的現狀也給有蘇介紹了一下,主要也是希望有蘇瞭解情況後,上班時能注意一點。
The current situation of the zoo was briefly introduced to You Su. This was mainly to remind You Su to be more careful when she goes to work after knowing the situation.
有蘇認真地聽着,一點兒也不像陸壓剛來時,段佳澤多說幾句,他就隨時都要暴起傷人的樣子。她等到段佳澤都說完,纔開口道:"所以園長現在唯一的問題就是害怕遊客不夠?"
You Su listened seriously, unlike when Luya first came- Duan Jiaze said a few more words and Luya would burst into an appearance that look like he was going to hurt someone. She waited for Duan Jiaze to finish taking before saying: "So the only problem Director is afraid right now is having not enough tourists?"
Duan Jiaze: "Yes, I am currently circulating the news…"
有蘇笑了一下,"園長說曾有學生來這裡免費參觀,那就沒有能收費的了?您派人多去學堂聯絡一下,豈不事半功倍,寧願多花些錢,完成任務。"
You Su smiled, "Director said that some students came here for free, then what about those who don't? If you send more people to the school to contact you, you'll get twice the result with half the effort.You'd rather spend more money to complete the task."
有蘇一下抓住了關鍵點,要是真能和一些學校達成協議,讓他們的學生到靈囿參觀,那當然是花錢也值了。
You Su seized the key point at once. If they could reach an agreement with some schools to let their students visit Lingyou, it would certainly be worth the money.
段佳澤撓撓臉,他一個剛畢業的普通大學生,對於經營和跑動都不太擅長,"我能不能晚點試,沒什麼經驗。"
Duan Jiaze scratched his face. He was a newly graduated ordinary college student yet he was not very good at running a business. “Can I try this later? I don't have much experiences.”
"不急,可以慢慢來。"有蘇聲音是脆生生的童音,語氣卻又一本正經,反正沒有絲毫狐媚之氣,"那我們可以先從別的方面努力,我先多多瞭解一下這邊的情況。"
“No hurry, take your time.” You Su's voice was akin to a child's crisp voice, but the tone of voice was also serious, anyway, there was no slight flattery in it, “Then we can work hard from other aspects, Iet me first know more about the situation in here.”
對於這種主動承擔責任的,段佳澤一時間非常感動,"辛苦你了,做動物就很那啥了,還要給我想轍。"
Duan Jiaze was very touched by this kind of voluntary responsibility momentarily. “Thank you for your hard work, it will be good enough for you to be an animal, you still thoughts of all these for me.”
"沒什麼,自己人。"妲己輕描淡寫地道,"雖說咱們是被分配爲動物,但是界限也沒有那般分明,我可以儘量輔佐。希望到時候,園長給我評個高一點兒的分數,也讓我早點恢復自由身。"
“It's nothing, we are all on the same side.” Daji lightly said. “Although we are a.s.signed to be animals, the boundaries in this world is not so clear. I can help as much as possible. I hope that by then, the director will give me a higher score and let me recover my freedom earlier.
段佳澤露出了迷茫的神情,"什麼自由身?"
Duan Jiaze showed a confused look. "What freedom?"
評分機制他可以理解,但是有蘇說的什麼自由身,他就不太明白了。
He could understand the scoring mechanism but what You Su said about freedom, he could not quite comprehend.
"呀,你不知道啊?"有蘇眼睛瞪大了一點兒,往陸壓的房間瞟了一下。
"Ah, you don't know?" You Su stared a little wider and glanced at Luya's room.
段佳澤頓覺不對,"你們不是志願者嗎?來助人爲樂的,怎麼還有什麼自由身?"
Duan Jiaze felt something was wrong, "Aren't you volunteers? Came because you find pleasure in helping others? What do you mean by freedom?"
有蘇無辜地道:"園長覺得,是陸壓道君還是我,像助人爲樂的人呢?"
You Su innocently said: "Director, do you think that Luya Daojun or me, is someone who'ld helps others for pleasure?"
段佳澤:"………………"
Duan Jiaze: "….."
…f.u.c.k, that's true.
有蘇笑眯眯地道:"反正我是犯了點小錯,被罰分配服務的呀,您要是對我不滿,不但能給差評,還能退換呢。"
You Su smiled and said, “Anyway, I made a little mistake and was punished into distributing services. If you are not satisfied with me, you can not only give bad comments, but also return me.”
段佳澤震驚了。
Duan Jiaze was shocked.
難怪傳說中的九尾狐這麼好說話,啥啥都不挑,還上趕着給他出主意。原來是被罰下來的,盼着能拿個好評結束呢。APP因爲剛開發出來,所以此客戶端上還沒法顯示出這個功能,導致段佳澤不知道原來如此。
No wonder the legendary Nine-tailed Fox was so easy to talk, that she doesn't pick on anything and rushed to give him advice. So, she was punished, hoping to get a good comment to end this punishment. The App had just been developed, so this function had not been displayed, resulting in Duan Jiaze not knowing the reason.
……所以,陸壓那個死樣子是怎麼回事啊?!
..so, what's with Luya's d.a.m.n att.i.tude?
看着段佳澤朝陸壓房間離開的背影,有蘇眼中閃過了一絲與她今天的表現、外表極不符合的幸災樂禍。
Seeing Duan Jiaze leaving the room towards Luya's room, You Su'e eyes flashed a seam of happiness that was not in line with her performance today.
段佳澤又跑去敲陸壓的門了,陸壓一臉不爽地來開門,聞了聞段佳澤身上的味道,捏住了自己的鼻子,"又幹什麼啊你,總來騷擾本尊。"
Duan Jiaze ran to knock on Luya's door again and Luya opened the door with a unpleasant face. He smelt Duan Jiaze's body and pinched his nose, "What are you doing? Always hara.s.sing this deity."
段佳澤:"我剛知道,你們志·願·者還要接受打分啊?"
Duan Jiaze: "I just knew that the volunteers would be scored?"
陸壓:"……"
Luya: "…"
"死狐狸!"陸壓情知被九尾狐揭了底,氣憤地道,"我告訴你,你要是敢給我差評,你就死定了!也不許退了我!"
"This d.a.m.n fox!" Luya was unaware that he was exposed by the Nine-tailed fox and angrily said, "Let me tell you, if you dare to score me negative feedback, you will be dead! And you are not allowed to refund me!"
人間界都不對其他界開放多少年了,來這裡相當於出國旅遊。而且這裡的任務輕鬆得多,因爲是按照扶助對象本人的生活環境評定的,陸壓可不想被退了。
The human world had not been open to the rest of the world for many years. Coming here was equivalent to traveling abroad. And the task here was much easier, because it was a.s.sessed according to the living environment of the recipient himself, and Luya did not want to be returned.
再說,他吃多少苦了。
Besides, he suffered quite a bit.
陸壓挺委屈的:"我給你裝動物,跟馬戲似的,還要住籠子……"
Luya was rather wronged: "I acted as an animal like its a circle, I even live in a cage…"
"你就是看九尾狐漂亮,我告訴你,她可不是什麼良善之輩。"
"You only looked at her appearance. Let me tell you, she is not any kinder."
"你還聽她忽悠,不知道想想商紂王的下場。"
"You still listened to her sweet talk without thinking about what happened to King Zhou of Shang."
"你們人族可長點心吧!"
"You humans better grow a heart!"
段佳澤:"……"
Duan Jiaze: …"
段佳澤無語道:"不退就不退吧。不過你裝動物,我還裝了孫子呢,哥你能不能稍微多一點真誠,還說什麼志願者,有蘇一提醒我纔想起你怎麼能是這麼助人爲樂的人……"
Duan Jiaze was speechless: "I will not return you back. You acted as an animal while I even acted as a grandson. Brother, can you be more sincere? You still say you are a volunteer and now that You Su reminded me about it, how was it possible for you to help others…"
陸壓:"……"
Luya: "…"
Luya's shame turned into angry, "Can't this deity help others for his pleasure?"
"你助是助了,但是好像沒樂吧。"段佳澤說着,忽然八卦地道,"據說你們是犯了錯纔要做志願服務,你幹什麼了?"
"You might have helped me but you don't seemed to be very happy." Duan Jiaze said and suddenly starting gossiping, "I heard that the reason you came here to do volunteer service was because you made a mistake. What did you do?"
陸壓臉一黑,"出去!出去!再不出去吃人了!"
Luya's face turned black, "Get out! Get out! Or else I will eat you if you don't!"