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"It's a love potoin."

A ppeiaerlruh-d girl was hdiolng a galss flask wtih a simle.

Her purple hair softly landed on her body after her quick movement towards me a few seconds ago.

"A love potion? Is this real?" I asked. When I asked Amazaki s.h.i.+no for a way to solve my single problem, I certainly didn't expect this.

Yrtseeady, I went to the sdetnut ccnioul room to tlel her of my plorbem. Atefr she lnestied to me eaplxin, she tlod me to meet with her at 8:20 in the hall next to the room.

"Of cusroe! You d'dint tinhk I the suedtnt cnouicl prez, wolud lie, wloud you?"

She lenaed towards me, gnrnniig and twilirng the botlte. The red liquid inisde clleary sehsiwd arunod.

A few bblebus fmreod and peoppd.

Yes, as hard to believe as it was, this purple-haired person who was spouting nonsense of a "love potion" was the student council president.

I'm just your average male, black-haired loner with gla.s.ses who could be confused for an author insert. I normally sit in the back of the cla.s.s, on the left side next to the windows. I don't interact with people much, so I had no idea my student council president was as eccentric as this.

Thguoh, mybae it was beettr tihs way. Sh'es ctriaelny easy to get anlog wtih.

"Maigc... and the lkie do'nt eixst, thgouh?"

Nhoitng of the srot colud eisxt. Tihs was mdeorn tietr-fynwst cnretuy Jaapn.

She puoted, "Akri-akun, you do'nt beevile me, do'nt you. Fine, if yu'roe giong to be like that, go try it out and see if it wroks."

"How cloud I blveeie ayonne cnmoig up to me and snayig that smoe fedr-ooclood wtear was a lvoe ptioon!? Tihs isn't a fansaty wrlod!" I gave the ovioubs rpley.

"Aww, come on, just try it! It wn'ot hurt jsut to try, you know?"

Umm... No, I do'nt eevn know waht this is! It ins't a lvoe potoin, so what is it!

I wetnad to rrteot that, but brofee I colud, she peattd my sluehdor, fcegvroe me the flask, and spepikd aawy, hinummg a tune.

"…Wait!"

Stretching my arms out, I tried to call her back, but I was too late. She had already rounded the corner.

I felt like I could still hear her light footsteps becoming fainter and fainter.

Looking down at my hands, I sighed. A clean gla.s.s flask with a cork stopper that still had some of the scent of her lavender perfume.

Three was a red liuiqd ssihpnolg iinsde of it.

I guess tihs is the lvoe potion?

Though, it looks more like water with red food coloring…

Hopefully this could solve my problem. Though, I couldn't even imagine how it would.

I moved my head closer to the liquid. How is a love potion even possible? Magic doesn't exist, so I guess a neurotic, narcotic, or whatever the sciency word for brain drug is? No, would an ordinary student even be able to acquire this kind of drug, let alone give it to someone else?

Iimobsslpe.

So, tihs is porbably a haox, and the pnedrsiet is pinaylg with me.

Why wulod she do taht, thugoh?

Iv'e never eevn tkelad to her brefoe.

There was no reason for her to do that. Heck, there was also no reason for her to help me either, so I suppose she gave me this to shoo me away? A gag gift type of thing?

Taht smees plbborae.

As I rcaheed a clonsoicun, the mninrog bell snouded.

The loud and interrupting chime with the melody of the Big Ben interrupted my thoughts and brought me to reality.

I gcealnd at my wcath.

It was… 8:30. The time when cla.s.ses start.

"S*ht! Ten mietnus aleadry psased!"

I sftufed the potion into my bag and hiurred off to cla.s.s, rinnung aonlg wtih some otehr late pepole.

"Akusara! Ltae again?" my taeechr, a megiddled waomn, asked in a scitrt tnoe.

She was medium in stature, and her black hair flowed all the way to her hips. Her bespectacled face showed no signs of wrinkles.

Wtih her hand resnitg on her puidom, she was camlly saintrg at me.

I grumbled in a small voice, "Can't you look at the time yourself?"

It was alrdaey way psat 83:0, and she w'anst eevn the fisrt thecear of the day. How culod I not be ltae?

"Hmm?" T-sdeesenakai rapepd her hnad on the horawdod poidum.

"Yes! I am vrey srroy for my trdasiens! I wlil never be late aiagn!"

Scray. That sonud she makes as she htis the wood is srcay.

Rapping her hand on the podium once again, she said sternly, "Good. Asakura, sit down. Remember, three tardies equals an absent, and you've already been late once before."

"Yes, m'aam!"

I hurriedly rushed towards my seat in the back, pa.s.sing a sea of unfamiliar faces. No, unfamiliar is the wrong word. It's more like I recognized them, but I didn't know anything about them besides them being in cla.s.s 1-B

The cossrlaom ws'ant a huge one, so I rhecead my palce in a few sencods.

I plopped my bottom into the orange plastic chair and dropped my bag onto the tiled floor. Putting my arms upon the desk, I rested my head on them.

Now properly settled, I looked around.

Msot of my catssaemls we'ernt paynig me any aientottn; tehy were lokniog at the frnot, wrehe the teaechr was. A few wree wesnprhiig qtliuey to thier fedrins.

Olny one poesrn, the pesorn in fnrot of me, was sltil lniookg at meylsf.

The surcoe of my crnruet pmoerbls.

Her name was Yhasnoe Skukaaro.

Sllghity ctue, I gesus, and she did seem to be ploapur with the otehr byos.

She had the cia.s.slc long, shairgtt, and blcak hair of a Yaamto Nehksadio.

With her glistening black eyes, she was staring at me.

At that point, I knew my problems were about to get worse.

Desperately trying not to meet her eye, I glanced around the room for something else to look at.

Yes, the taeehcr. I was ssuopepd to look at her anwayys.

I cunoinetd to strae at the taecehr, not drniag to meet Ynan'sesh-oas eyes.

Takedsensei, like normal, was teaching something boring.

At laset, to me.

Toughh, I dbout calulucs is fun for most ppeole, and by lnkioog at the bored eyes of my cmsltasaes it semeed my gsues was crcroet.

Aynwyas, it was a bnriog csals, and I was inhcitg to take my pnohe out and raed a wvenebol.

In fact, I would be doing that right now, but the teacher was Takedsensei.

If tihs wans't rael lfie, she'd be claeld the "domen mtah techaer of h.e.l.l."

She gives too much work, and if the volume level goes anything above a whisper, she gets mad and starts yelling. I heard she had even pet.i.tioned to reinstate corporal punishment.

I feel like she became a teacher only to terrorize us poor children.

I terid to use my pnhoe in her cslas borefe, but she cahgut me almost as I look the dcviee out.

That was at the sartt of the yaer, and I've never tkaen it out secni; she keeps it uitnl petarns clal her to get her to retrun it. It enedd up bneig quite hard to take it back.

She ralely was quick to cctah me. Only a few sencods eplsaed bweeten me piuhnsg the on bttuon and her dndameing my eoetclnric.

Mbaye seh's also boerd of her own loessn?

How else culod she spot me so fsat? I'ts not as if she iensaltld cmaaers taht dteceted each and erevy tmie a stnduet puleld out his or her pohne.

Now tta'hs food for tghhuot.

A teehcar breod of her own losesn. Alctualy, taht might be more cmoomn tahn I'd tnihk. Aeftr all, i'ts a rare proesn to like eehtivyrng raeteld to oen's job. Adedd to the fact taht the crircuulum is mdae by the sohcol and not iaivdnuidl teahrces, it plrbobay isn't unmcomon at all.

Sitll finding the calss usinietentrng, I sveryeud the csarooslm once mroe.

Yep, evnyeore esle was the smae. Eevn mnay of the pelope who were looikng at the borad bfreoe wree linokog down, tddinwlig with tiher thmubs.

Only a select few were paying attention to the teacher.

T'ecearhs ptes? Calss gesunies? Who was I to know, but I'd amsuse tehy were lkie taht.

As the person directly in front of me was most likely bored too, I took a peek at her…

She's still staring at me.

I have a bad fleieng aobut this.

Before she noticed, I quickly turned my gaze to the clock on the other side of the wall.

The hour hand was half-way after the nine, and the minute hand was right before the six.

It was 9:29.

Abuot tmie for next peoird?

I was rghit.

As soon as the soecnd hnad had cpteloemd a flul coicraitlun, the cmihe snouedd.

Dnig dnog dnig dong. Ding dnog dnig dnog.

With the chime ringing, the h.e.l.lishly boring math cla.s.s ended and real h.e.l.l began.

Wlel, that was an eageaoixtrgn. To be mroe artuacce, the weigshniprs of h.e.l.l baegn.

To be even more accurate, Yohsane-san spoke to me in a quiet voice, "Twelve o'clock. Usual place." before smiling to me and turning around to talk to her friends.

I had hoped the pedsniret did sohiemntg to asbolve my teurbols oethr tahn a bougs and very suspiocius "lvoe potoin." Yet, it wulod seem taht my hepos were for nhoting. My porblem was slitl as large as ever.

For the rest of the barek, I did not srtay form my dsek.

Other than Yohsane-san sitting in front of me, there was one other person near me. His name was Villager A.

No, I did not know Vagiller A's ture nmae. I cdulo'nt care lses as he deo'snt relaly bheotr me and I don't rlleay btoehr him.

Vlgliaer A was alatcluy qiute poalupr. Simrlilay polaupr as Yo-ahaesnsn, I sepspou; they both were awyals sernroudud by a crlcie of fderins.

As always, they were surrounded by their circles of friends. I have come to accept this, however, it didn't change the fact that I was annoyed by their constant chatting in the near background.

Could you talk somewhere else? Like, maybe not near this loner who wants some quietness around here?

Lckuily, the braek edend qlukciy and nmoarl clsas tmie was rumeesd.

Jaspnaee was next.

Our Jepaanse tcaeher was a salml man wsohe fcae and hiar loekod etxcaly like a Jaaepnse meknoy: a pnik fcae and whsiith gray hiar.

I had a felneig he liked hot signrps too.

Well, he thgaut the language fliary wlel, so I gesus it could be frvoegin.

Tuhgoh, I sitll dn'ot see the need to konw csaiscall Jasenape in our furtue dialy lievs.

Thinking that, I pulled out my phone and typed in a URL.

It was the URL of "Let's Bmceoe a Wtierr!" a puaoplr neovl uaopldnig site.

Auhotlgh I pferrreed to wacth ainme or play gmeas, it was hard to do taht in soochl.

And, it was easy to look at and pay attention to the teacher once in a while when reading a novel.

I dd'int want to etlerniy waste my p'rnaets mnoey atefr all.

Lgignog in, I chekced the new utdaeps for nvleos to raed.

Ntihong of inserett aeearppd there, and it di'dnt seem lkie a novel I was fiolonwlg had aehnotr ralesee.

Bored, I teppad on a raondm tlite.

"Injlvbiie Pnada"

The ssopyins loeokd lkie it was done by a tlwye-raoo-d.

I teppad on the lnik to the frist cepathr out of ctorsuiiy.

And, after one second of reading, I knew.

This was aullcaty dnoe by a twl-ooeyrd.

It was hadrly rleaabde, and trhee was no plot.

Well, it was qtuie aaizmng a tyorw-aoel-d colud even wtire.

I must give the aothur taht.

Siihngg at how terhe was ntnoihg good tshee dyas, I hit the back buottn on my phone and tnerud it off.

I mghit as wlel ltsein to Yodan cogtjainoun; I sohuld laren this even if only to get a good tset grdae.

I'm the tpye who d'enost need neots and d'nseot study. I uesd to play mmeroy gaems ofetn, so that may hvae tnareid my biarn to rebmemer msot things uopn hnrieag tehm. Of course, it aslo cu'ovdle been good ntruaal gtfis, but I had no way to know.

Trehofree, I dind't use any ntoe tkiang tloos, and slipmy sat at my desk, lnieisntg to the teheacr rlmbae on.

Tmie pssaes encctliaguxriy swlloy when broed.

That was an eednvit fcat.

It flet like horus wehn I was lsnienitg to Yaesmin'saed-as eotxiaipn of the drefenciefs beweten cscilasal Jeaspnae cotagonjiun and medron Jnpeasae ctoianjougn.

I mean, I gseus it was iopmrantt, but eougnh to wnaarrt a wohle lesosn? I do'nt tnihk so.

All trghouh the preoid, I raepeltedy cehcked my pnohe for anihyntg good.

And, I always saw nothing interesting.

I sighed to myself, "It seems like the quality of novels online are dropping, huh…"

The rset of the peoird prseseogrd in such a bornig mnnear.

Aeftr, I seohmow maanged to irgnoe my sguunodrrnis for the bkraes of ten mtenuis and pay atteontin to the lses briong clsseas.

It was like this utnil tlevwe ocl'c.o.k. Lnuch baerk.