I thought about my enigmatic Maker and wondered how he became the way he was right now .

Then i banished the unwanted thoughts completely after i felt an eerie feeling crawl down my skin . HAHAHA!

"Is that you, master?" i asked but no one answered . Typical . HAHAHA!

Then let me get this party going . The luminescent facade that hid my body disappeared from view to completely reveal my form to anyone who has eyes on their heads . HAHAHA!

"Halt!"

"Ten bronze coins to enter!" an armored soldier barred my path into the city .

My eyes scanned the barricade and i saw the tall imposing walls that hindered my path towards further progress inside .

"I don't understand what you're saying? What was that?" I said after the moron asked me with some language that hadn't been written yet .

Or at least wasn't recorded on the list of the available known languages I brought up with me .

"Computer, a.n.a.lyze the language and…"

"SPY!"

"SLAs.h.!.+" and that was when all h.e.l.l broke loose . HAHAHA! The soldier brandished his long sword and took a swipe at me .

I would have been certainly decapitated if not for the clear translucent barrier that enclosed my body inside its safe haven .

"Wait up! Wait! This is only just a mere misunderstanding! We don't have to…" I started to reason out .

"Arrows!" but the big guy shouted some gibberish .

It was after a few breaths that the moonlit lands turned even darker with the shadows casted upon the multiples fast projectiles that were aiming down my head .

Tap Tap Tap! But same as the last . All were proven ineffective against my handy battle suit . Try harder fools! HAHAHA! I laughed at my unseen a.s.sailants inside .

"A cultivator?! Call the City Lord! Quickly!" they roared the same trash talks and did not stop raining arrows on my good self .

"Hmmm . Am I that ugly enough to be hated on sight?" I lamented within .

"Language completely a.n.a.lyzed . . .

Adding the data to the list of known languages in the library…"

the voice clearly registered in my ears which gave me at least a modic.u.m of breathing s.p.a.ce from all this debacle caused by a simple misunderstanding .

If I had known this to happen, then I would have brought a translator with me . At least that moronic can will be eating this rain of arrows for me . HAHAHA!

"I come in peace! Let me talk to your…" and my voice stopped at that last word before I felt the world turned upside down a couple of times until it stabilized after a few tumbles here and there .

f.u.c.k!

What the h.e.l.l just happened?!

I wanted to speak but deemed my efforts wasted . I could not even breath much more move my jaw and make words from nothing . HAHAHA!

My last vision was that of a 28-year-old body standing with tight jeans and fitting white t s.h.i.+rt with great abs plastered clearly on the surface of the upper garment .

"Is that me? Where's my shades and cool black cap?" a hollow question echoed at the back of my mind but none returned to answer me back to clarify things up . HAHAHA!

"But I'm right he…" I added in observation but simply couldn't finish up the words . These were my last thoughts before everything went dark . One and O in favor of the home team . HAHAHA!