: [ . . . ]

s.h.i.+ Yao didn't bother trying to interpret what Mister Numbers' ellipsis meant and continued typing her message out without a care .

: [It was still okay when I wasn't thinking about it, but since we're talking about it now, I can't help feeling sorry for your parents . They must be really worried that you'll end up spending your life all alone . ]

After sending the message, s.h.i.+ Yao didn't forget to send over a 'sighing' emoji to Mister Numbers to express her 'deep, deep sorrow' towards his sad circ.u.mstances .

: [Do you want to hear the truth?]

: [Do you have a habit of lying?]

: [ . . . ]

: [The truth is that you don't have to worry about me at all . That's because I've already been taken even before I was born . ]

Ah? What does that mean? He was already taken even before he was born?

s.h.i.+ Yao pondered for a moment before replying: [Are you telling me that you got yourself a girlfriend while you were in your mother's womb?]

: [That's the general idea . ]

Heh!

His words nearly made s.h.i.+ Yao choke on her coconut juice .

It was just a pa.s.sing remark! How could you possibly find a girlfriend in the womb? Not to mention, you would've been nothing more than a little yellow bean in the womb . . .

With this thought in mind, s.h.i.+ Yao began replying to the message: [The recipient laughs drily to indicate that your joke is very cold . ]

: [What I mean is that I already had a girlfriend while my mother was pregnant with me . It's just that instead of finding her myself, our relations.h.i.+p was arranged by my family . ]

: [To put it in simpler terms, I have a fiancée . ]

: [So, there's no way I would end up alone . I was born with a fiancée, so I have to say that your worries are pretty unnecessary . ]

: [And also, my fiancée has an excellent figure, and she's extremely beautiful!]

This seemed like the first time s.h.i.+ Yao had seen Mister Numbers typing out so many words at once . . .

But the last two messages he sent . . . is it my imagination? Why can I feel this overwhelming feeling of superiority from those sentences?

Is having an arranged marriage something worth bragging about? You speak like no one else was born without their other half . . .

A moment later, s.h.i.+ Yao also started to type: [What a coincidence, I happen to be born with a fiancé as well . ]

Truly reluctant to let Mister Numbers continue acting so smugly, s.h.i.+ Yao hesitated for a moment before adding: [And also, my fiancé is extremely handsome, and he comes from a privileged background too!]

: [I didn't think that you were capable of sleep-talking while still being awake . ]

Who in the world is sleep-talking? I'm obviously telling the truth, alright? I really do have a fiancé!

s.h.i.+ Yao snorted indignantly as she replied: [I'll be a mala chicken chunk if I'm lying to you . ]

After saying those words, s.h.i.+ Yao sent Mister Numbers a picture containing a huge plate of mala chicken cubes .

: [Alright alright . Since you've already gone this far, I guess I have no choice but to reluctantly believe you then . ]

: [But speaking of which, I really have to respect your fiancé for being able to accept you . ]

Tsk, don't think that I don't know you're implying that I'm unworthy of Lin Jiage, my underground fiancé!

Alright, fine . Your words aren't completely wrong . Lin Jiage is indeed not interested in me, and I don't really seem to be worthy of him . . . But, that doesn't meet that I can't insult you back!

s.h.i.+ Yao clicked her tongue as her fingers flew across the screen: [Same here! I really respect your fiancée for being able to put up with you . Her tolerance level must truly be world-cla.s.s, and her taste, I have to admit, is really avant-garde!]

: [I'll send those words right back at you! Your fiancé's tolerance level is at the top of the world, and his taste is truly one-of-kind . ]

: [Now that we're talking about it, I'm starting to pity your fiancé a little . ]

: [+1, your fiancée is really too pitiful!]

: [ . ] s.h.i.+ Yao didnt bother trying to interpret what Mister Numbers ellipsis meant and continued typing her message out without a care . : [It was still okay when I wasnt thinking about it, but since were talking about it now, I cant help feeling sorry for your parents . They must be really worried that youll end up spending your life all alone . ] After sending the message, s.h.i.+ Yao didnt forget to send over a sighing emoji to Mister Numbers to express her deep, deep sorrow towards his sad circ.u.mstances . : [Do you want to hear the truth?] : [Do you have a habit of lying?] : [ . ] : [The truth is that you dont have to worry about me at all . Thats because Ive already been taken even before I was born . ] Ah? What does that mean? He was already taken even before he was born? s.h.i.+ Yao pondered for a moment before replying: [Are you telling me that you got yourself a girlfriend while you were in your mothers womb?] : [Thats the general idea . ] Heh! His words nearly made s.h.i.+ Yao choke on her coconut juice . It was just a pa.s.sing remark! How could you possibly find a girlfriend in the womb? Not to mention, you wouldve been nothing more than a little yellow bean in the womb . With this thought in mind, s.h.i.+ Yao began replying to the message: [The recipient laughs drily to indicate that your joke is very cold . ] : [What I mean is that I already had a girlfriend while my mother was pregnant with me . Its just that instead of finding her myself, our relations.h.i.+p was arranged by my family . ] : [To put it in simpler terms, I have a fiancée . ] : [So, theres no way I would end up alone . I was born with a fiancée, so I have to say that your worries are pretty unnecessary . ] : [And also, my fiancée has an excellent figure, and shes extremely beautiful!] This seemed like the first time s.h.i.+ Yao had seen Mister Numbers typing out so many words at once . But the last two messages he sent . is it my imagination? Why can I feel this overwhelming feeling of superiority from those sentences? Is having an arranged marriage something worth bragging about? You speak like no one else was born without their other half . A moment later, s.h.i.+ Yao also started to type: [What a coincidence, I happen to be born with a fiancé as well . ] Truly reluctant to let Mister Numbers continue acting so smugly, s.h.i.+ Yao hesitated for a moment before adding: [And also, my fiancé is extremely handsome, and he comes from a privileged background too!] : [I didnt think that you were capable of sleep-talking while still being awake . ] Who in the world is sleep-talking? Im obviously telling the truth, alright? I really do have a fiancé! s.h.i.+ Yao snorted indignantly as she replied: [Ill be a mala chicken chunk if Im lying to you . ] After saying those words, s.h.i.+ Yao sent Mister Numbers a picture containing a huge plate of mala chicken cubes : [Alright alright . Since youve already gone this far, I guess I have no choice but to reluctantly believe you then . ] : [But speaking of which, I really have to respect your fiancé for being able to accept you . ] Tsk, dont think that I dont know youre implying that Im unworthy of Lin Jiage, my underground fiancé! Alright, fine . Your words arent completely wrong . Lin Jiage is indeed not interested in me, and I dont really seem to be worthy of him . But, that doesnt meet that I cant insult you back! s.h.i.+ Yao clicked her tongue as her fingers flew across the screen: [Same here! I really respect your fiancée for being able to put up with you . Her tolerance level must truly be world-cla.s.s, and her taste, I have to admit, is really avant-garde!] : [Ill send those words right back at you! Your fiancés tolerance level is at the top of the world, and his taste is truly one-of-kind . ] : [Now that were talking about it, Im starting to pity your fiancé a little . ] : [+1, your fiancée is really too pitiful!]