s.h.i.+ Yao scrolled all the way up to read the very first unread message, and sitting there was [Expert of the Monkeys]'s message: [Sis Yao, di di di . ]

[Expert of the Monkeys] @'d [Yao Loves Ice Cream]

[Expert of the Monkeys]: Sis Yao, di di di . Time to play .

[Juice]: Sis Yao doesn't seem to be around . Shall we play first?

The next message in the group was an hour and forty minutes later .

[Expert of the Monkeys]: Boring . I'm not playing anymore . No wonder people say it's exhausting to play with one's grandson .

[Juice]: Grandson, your words really echo my thoughts!

[Expert of the Monkeys]: Scram! I'm your grandfather!

" . . . " The two of them argued for ten whole minutes before they finally cut to a new topic .

[Juice]: Boss says that we can only get a feast once we finish the stockpile in the dorm room . Do you dare to play a drinking game with me? We'll use dices!

[Expert of the Monkeys]: Come on then! Who's scared of who?

The following messages were all about the dices thrown by Juice and Expert .

s.h.i.+ Yao scrolled all the way down, and looking at the time, it suddenly struck her that those two had actually been throwing dices for nearly two whole hours now!

Taking an average of one dice throw every few seconds, they should have thrown it at least a thousand times by now, which meant that the two of them actually drank at least a thousand shots by now . . . and they still weren't drunk yet?

Seeing this, s.h.i.+ Yao couldn't help but pop up in the chat out of sheer curiosity .

[Yao Loves Ice Cream]: Are you two actually the legendary 'Sober After a Thousand Shots'?

[Juice]: What are you talking about? This bit of alcohol isn't even enough for us to floss our teeth!

[Expert of the Monkeys]: Sis Yao, it's not that I want to brag, but if we claim that we're second in drinking, there's no one in the world who would dare to claim that they're first!

This seems to be the first time Expert and Juice have used the words 'we' and 'us' so harmoniously . . .

While thinking such thoughts, s.h.i.+ Yao typed on the keyboard and replied: [Impressive!]

[Juice]: You're flattering us .

[Expert of the Monkeys]: It's really nothing much .

At this point, [111111] sent in a picture filled with a mountain of Mai Dongs, followed by a message containing just a single digit: [9]

Even though his message was incredibly concise, everyone in the group still got it in an instant .

He was saying that the Mai Dongs were the alcohol that Monkey and Juice were talking about .

Pah pah pah! Even across the phone, s.h.i.+ Yao could almost hear the vicious slaps on Expert's and Juice's faces .

The group was silent for roughly ten seconds before [Juice] sent over an 'embarra.s.sed smile' emoji . [Hehe, we were just joking . How could good students like us possibly battle each other with alcohol in our dorm room?]

[Monkey of the Experts]: Sis Yao, you should know, not only have I never touched a single drop of alcohol, I don't smoke and gamble too . The legendary 'Student of Three Merits' is directly referring to students like me!

[111111] sent in another picture . It was a box of cigarettes and a lighter .

Seeing that image, s.h.i.+ Yao burst into laughter .

Mister Numbers sure was a professional at cras.h.i.+ng another person's stage . . . But, she was more concerned about the mountain-like pile of Mai Dongs in the earlier picture . . .

s.h.i.+ Yao typed out a question which had piqued her curiosity: [Why did you guys buy so many Mai Dongs?]

[Juice]: Boss bought them .

s.h.i.+ Yao sent a '囧' expression over before asking: [Do all tyc.o.o.ns shop like this?]

[Monkey of the Experts]: Well, that's not really it . The reason why our boss bought so many Mai Dongs is for my G.o.ddess .

Barely after s.h.i.+ Yao managed to read the message that Expert sent, Expert immediately withdrew it before sending a new one over .

[Monkey of the Experts]: Well, that's not really it . The reason why our boss bought so many Mai Dongs is for my mommy . This is an idiom in Chinese used to refer to those who can hold their liquor well, just that it's being used literally in this context . 9 is p.r.o.nounced as 'jiu' in Chinese, and alcohol is also p.r.o.nounced as 'jiu' in Chinese . Student of Three Merits is an honorary t.i.tle that China schools grant to their students . In this context, the three merits refer to excellence in conduct, excellence in academics, and excellence in sports . This system is propagated in primary, secondary, and tertiary education organizations, and the selection basis is dependent from school to school .

s.h.i.+ Yao scrolled all the way up to read the very first unread message, and sitting there was [Expert of the Monkeys]s message: [Sis Yao, di di di . ] [Expert of the Monkeys] @d [Yao Loves Ice Cream] [Expert of the Monkeys]: Sis Yao, di di di . Time to play . [Juice]: Sis Yao doesnt seem to be around . Shall we play first? The next message in the group was an hour and forty minutes later . [Expert of the Monkeys]: Boring . Im not playing anymore . No wonder people say its exhausting to play with ones grandson . [Juice]: Grandson, your words really echo my thoughts! [Expert of the Monkeys]: Scram! Im your grandfather! . The two of them argued for ten whole minutes before they finally cut to a new topic . [Juice]: Boss says that we can only get a feast once we finish the stockpile in the dorm room . Do you dare to play a drinking game with me? Well use dices! [Expert of the Monkeys]: Come on then! Whos scared of who? The following messages were all about the dices thrown by Juice and Expert . s.h.i.+ Yao scrolled all the way down, and looking at the time, it suddenly struck her that those two had actually been throwing dices for nearly two whole hours now! Taking an average of one dice throw every few seconds, they should have thrown it at least a thousand times by now, which meant that the two of them actually drank at least a thousand shots by now . and they still werent drunk yet? Seeing this, s.h.i.+ Yao couldnt help but pop up in the chat out of sheer curiosity . [Yao Loves Ice Cream]: Are you two actually the legendary Sober After a Thousand Shots? [Juice]: What are you talking about? This bit of alcohol isnt even enough for us to floss our teeth! [Expert of the Monkeys]: Sis Yao, its not that I want to brag, but if we claim that were second in drinking, theres no one in the world who would dare to claim that theyre first! This seems to be the first time Expert and Juice have used the words we and us so harmoniously . While thinking such thoughts, s.h.i.+ Yao typed on the keyboard and replied: [Impressive!] [Juice]: Youre flattering us . [Expert of the Monkeys]: Its really nothing much . At this point, [111111] sent in a picture filled with a mountain of Mai Dongs, followed by a message containing just a single digit: [9] Even though his message was incredibly concise, everyone in the group still got it in an instant . He was saying that the Mai Dongs were the alcohol that Monkey and Juice were talking about . Pah pah pah! Even across the phone, s.h.i.+ Yao could almost hear the vicious slaps on Experts and Juices faces . The group was silent for roughly ten seconds before [Juice] sent over an embarra.s.sed smile emoji . [Hehe, we were just joking . How could good students like us possibly battle each other with alcohol in our dorm room?] . [Monkey of the Experts]: Sis Yao, you should know, not only have I never touched a single drop of alcohol, I dont smoke and gamble too . The legendary Student of Three Merits is directly referring to students like me! [111111] sent in another picture . It was a box of cigarettes and a lighter . Seeing that image, s.h.i.+ Yao burst into laughter . Mister Numbers sure was a professional at cras.h.i.+ng another persons stage . But, she was more concerned about the mountain-like pile of Mai Dongs in the earlier picture . s.h.i.+ Yao typed out a question which had piqued her curiosity: [Why did you guys buy so many Mai Dongs?] [Juice]: Boss bought them . s.h.i.+ Yao sent a 囧 expression over before asking: [Do all tyc.o.o.ns shop like this?] [Monkey of the Experts]: Well, thats not really it . The reason why our boss bought so many Mai Dongs is for my G.o.ddess . Barely after s.h.i.+ Yao managed to read the message that Expert sent, Expert immediately withdrew it before sending a new one over . [Monkey of the Experts]: Well, thats not really it . The reason why our boss bought so many Mai Dongs is for my mommy . This is an idiom in Chinese used to refer to those who can hold their liquor well, just that its being used literally in this context . 9 is p.r.o.nounced as jiu in Chinese, and alcohol is also p.r.o.nounced as jiu in Chinese . Student of Three Merits is an honorary t.i.tle that China schools grant to their students . In this context, the three merits refer to excellence in conduct, excellence in academics, and excellence in sports . This system is propagated in primary, secondary, and tertiary education organizations, and the selection basis is dependent from school to school .