[Your party: Airi]

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[Area: s.h.i.+mmy Woods, outside of Lot City]

"I sure hope you're right," Clyde said offhandedly . Airi's ball of light continued to lead the way, illuminating the forest for dozens of yards . Somehow it didn't blind the s.h.i.+t out of the duo .

"Of course, I'm right," Airi said . "I'm not one to waste time . Except with that pitiful excuse for a raid in Niyoto . We should've explored the place for some loot . "

Clyde shrugged .

"The circ.u.mstances didn't allow it . Besides, what would you do if more crusaders came to check us out?"

Airi let out an exasperated sigh .

"Adventuring doesn't mean come up with what-if scenarios . "

"If you say so," Clyde said . "Anyway, what did you want to talk about?"

Airi pat him on the back .

"Make me a part of your harem . "

Clyde's eyes widened .

"I'm just kidding," she said, chuckling . "It's about what I can feel in you . Clyde, I'm one of two High druids in existence . Some may even refer to me as a Super druid, a silly thing, I know . I'm one with nature and all of my attacks have nature damage embedded into them, so that's nice . Although I'm not fond of fire, but don't tell anyone . " She winked . "I can feel a connection to nature within you, which brings me a lot of comfort . To be honest, I could hold you all night and feel bliss . " She giggled .

"You must feel my mystic magic," Clyde said . "It's also attuned to nature . "

"A mystic," she said . "So they haven't gone extinct . You're living history . Where did Harumi find someone so awesome?" Her eyes gleamed with stars . "Let's be friends," she turned to the young man and smiled . "And the first step of friends.h.i.+p is trust . " She gave him the car salesman grin . To have his own line used against him—Airi was good .

Clyde laughed .

"Sure . "

[You have established a relations.h.i.+p link with Airi]

[Your relations.h.i.+p level with Airi has increased to friend level 4, very interested and curious . ]

"So you're some kind of super druid," Clyde said . "Is your old party this strong too?"

"Not really," Airi said . She looked as if she was about to reveal something, but the sound of hooting caught the attention of the duo .

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Two tall imp-like creatures dressed in torn clothing raced toward them, armed with tree branches . Muscular, with blue skin, they'd be intimitdating to the average Joe .

"HOO-MANS HOO-MANS, HOO-HOO-FOOD!" one of them yelled .

"I get the girl," the other said . "She can be my queen of the forest! We can make lots of babies . AHAHAHAHAHA . "

Clyde stopped widening his eyes .

"Ready for some quick a.s.s-kicking?"

His friend smiled .

"My favorite part of adventuring . Well, aside from the drinks . "

[Your party has entered combat . ]

Forest Mutated Imp

Level: 74

Type: Monster

Work under: Forest Tribe .

Special: None .

Weakness: wind and lightning .

Resistances: none .

Secret: once drilled a hole in a tree, filled it with lube, and called it his temporary mate . Needless to say, the tree somehow killed itself .

[Duo attack triggered!]

[Talent . Main character stuff: Level mimic . Since you both share a rare alignment and have the proper friends.h.i.+p level, you have copied Airi's level for half an hour . Use your time wisely . ]

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A blast of aura erupted around Clyde, but not of the power…right? He and Airi looked at each other, nodded once then bolted forward . They simultaneously thrusted their palms forward .

[Duo attack . Tier 1 skill: Nature's Giga Gatling Blast . ]

Wind and white magic swirled out of their hands like a giant horizontal tornado, engulfing the c.o.c.ky imps, ripping them to shreds . One of them managed to call for help at the last second, like an idiot . The other six sp.a.w.ned out of the bushes and right into the slaughtering magic .

[Battle completed . Victory! Reward: 63,000 EXP . ]

"Well now," Clyde said as he let out a breath . His bright aura didn't vanish completely, just outlined him . The two friends continued their journey .

"I thought you were supposed to taking a break from the power, to heal the strain or whatever you call it," Airi said .

"That wasn't the power," Clyde said . "Holy s.h.i.+t, Airi, what level are you?"

She shrugged .

"That's a secret . I compress my power to keep it hidden, so potential enemies won't be able to measure my strength . But what does my level have to do with you?"

"That's a secret," he said in a voice that formed a terrible impression of Airi . "I must keep it hidden . "

"That's a terrible impression of me," Airi deadpanned . "Well, since we're about trust, my level is—"

"HOO-MAN, HOO-MAN, HOO-MAN! And s.e.x girl . "

"I'm not a s.e.x girl, you pervert!" Airi snapped .

Twelve mutated imps rushed from the trees to engage the duo . Clyde and Airi annihilated them in less than thirty seconds .

"The chest is just ahead," Airi said .

A silver and blue chest was indeed in the predicted spot, guarded by someone . Of course . She was a blue-haired young woman with wolf-like ears, paws and tail . She hummed something to herself . Her eyes turned fierce upon noticing the duo . She howled like a human girl attempted to sound like a wolf .

"So you've come for this treasure, pesky humans," she cackled then pointed at them . "Well too bad . If you want it, you'll have to go through me . " She howled again . "Are you afraid of wolves?"

"Not really," Clyde said . "I know a h.e.l.lhound who shows me enough affection—"

"I think I'm in a . . . unique mood," the monster girl interrupted then licked her lips . "I'll need to deal with her first . The only reason why I'm still a virgin is because men keep bring friends along—but I won't make that mistake of getting distracted anymore!"

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And she did so anyway, anime-diving into Clyde . She attempted to rip off his pants, but Airi's foot met her face . She was sent back at least twenty feet, smacking into a tree .

[Your party has entered combat . ]

Werewolf- Satta .

Level: 81

Type: Monster

Work under: N/A

Special: Bleeding slash .

Weakness: silver, fire . .

Resistances: dark, earth, water .

Secret: is really bad at seducing men .

A yellow aura surrounded the werewolf .

"You're going to get it . " She howled .

[Satta activated High speed rush . ]

Airi blocked all of her combos then thrusted her palm into the mini-boss's chest .

"An unchallenging lower-level enemy," the Super druid said .

"Don't kill her," Clyde said with boredom in his voice . "I might have some use for her later if I revisit this forest . "

"You mean let her **** you?" Airi said, voice a deadpan .

"No, you perve," he said . "Does she seem like a threat to you? Other than being a victim of the Supreme . "

"True," Airi said .

"What are you two going on about?" Satta said .

"We don't kill your kind unless you're trying to kill us," Clyde said . "That's one of our more recent rules . We're aware that some of you can't control the urge to have s.e.x with men because of the succubus thing . Anyway, stand aside . We won that chest . "

"I'm not giving up! Take this . "

Satta attempted a Bleeding slash but missed then ended up whacked on the head by Airi .

"Apologize," Airi said .

The wolf, on the ground holding her head, whimpered .

"That hurt . "

[Airi ended the battle . ]

Clyde pushed his way past the wolf, eyes set on the prize .

"You shouldn't be wasting your time in this forest . "

He knelt to the strange chest and opened it . There were a few items in it with decent rarity, but one particular potion caught his attention . One that may put the other women in a frenzy .

[You have found Breast Enhancement Potion . Item cla.s.s: bizarre . Increases the breast size of any who drink, except male . Men are unaffected by the effects of the potion . ]

Clyde sighed, warping the item to his inventory, as Airi excitedly snooped through the chest . The wolf girl took the opportunity to flee, but the young man figured he'd run into her again randomly . That's when he realized that Airi was a.s.s-to-his-horn . His erection didn't give him a chance to move .

Airi blinked then turned to him, smirking .

"Well if you insist, but you can't tell anyone I gave you my virginity . "

She leaned into him for the kiss . And somehow Clyde found himself eagerly undressing her . Deflowering the Legend Twenty-seven herself .

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