Libado Gra.s.slands…

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Clyde made sure the area was clear before retrieving his new relic from the inventory .

[You have found a magic lamp . Item cla.s.s: *Relic*]

"This is going to be awesome," he said as he placed the basketball-sized lamp onto the gra.s.s . "Or horribly backfire . Still, it's an item . " He gave it a rub .

[Would you like to summon the genie of this lamp?]

Clyde selected yes, grinning . It s.h.i.+mmered repeatedly . A purple fog-like substance oozed from the open nose of the lamp, forming into a five-foot-tall shape . He almost felt like he summoned Shenron from Dragon Ball . A feminine voice spoke from the fog, which slowly was defining itself into a…person . Of course, the genie materialized .

"Oh, I've been summoned into the human world? Wait, Satovia," she said then . . . squealed in delight . "Oooh, ah . Thank heavens it was after I finished bathing . Uh-oh, I really hope I turned off the stove…"

Clyde gulped .

"Uhm, hey, great genie, whatever," he said . "Thank you for coming here . I've got my wishes ready . I don't want to hold you here longer than—"

The fog vanished, revealing a beautiful tan-skinned girl with pointy ears, long purple-white hair tied in a ponytail, and Harumi-level b.r.e.a.s.t.s . Wearing only a black bra and panties…a bikini of some sort… the genie woman sported a range of gold jewelry: a necklace, bracelets, rings on each finger, and even star-shaped hair pins . Purple eyes stared at him with glee .

"A man! Finally," she said . "You know what the downside of being a virgin genie is, Master . These days, its being nearly powerless . " She undid her bra and pulled off her panties .

"What are you doing?" Clyde said .

"You just relax," she said . "I need spirit energy . But to make sure you don't run—in case you're some kind of sorcerer . "

She aimed a hand at him . Clyde tried to move, but it was too late .

((Kanako triggered Halt))

[You have been inflicted with Unmoving . You cannot move . ]

"Nothing personal, Master," she said, pulling off Clyde's pants . "I've been ridiculed by my peers . They say I'm not a real genie until I grant wishes . But you know, the Supreme Demon lord's influence added a limit which makes it impossible for virgin genies to do anything except mundane jobs . " She crawled on top of the young man . "I was a cas.h.i.+er! Fallen from grace . "

Clyde's erection wouldn't stop, regardless of the ridiculousness of the situation .

"This is really happening," he said as she mounted him . "Look, I just want—" He grunted as her tight insides squeezed . And she rode .

"I'm powerless thanks to the Supreme," Kanako said, licking her lips . "Succubus limitations require me to have s.e.x with human men in order to gain spirit energy . Then with enough of that, I can see to your needs . "

Clyde sighed . Going alone to the Libado Gra.s.slands with no backup, just to get wishes granted, got him raped by the Genie . Hmm, did anyone in history ever take into consideration that the wish-granter may end up being bad news?

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Kanako's soft b.r.e.a.s.t.s smothered Clyde's face as she leaned forward . He forced himself not to perversely smile . Her juices seemingly drenched the young man's lap . She kissed him . Eventually, the climax approached, which worried the young man .

[You have naturally warded off the status alignment . ]

When the genie let out a climatic song, Clyde pushed her to the side to release his load on the gra.s.s . Kanako laid next to him panting .

"I'll just take that as a welcoming gift," Clyde said, "but now can we get to the wis.h.i.+ng . "

"You should be happier about receiving a genie's virginity," Kanako said .

Clyde rolled his eyes .

"So, for my first wish—"

"Master, I'm hungry . " She hopped into his lap, reengaging an erection . "Or should I call you husband?" A blush made the woman cover her face . "My friends will never believe me . The no-bold girl they call me . Forever Virgin . Some of them even nicknamed me Mary . Can you believe tha—"

"Kanako, as much as I would love to hear you rant about your questionable friends, let's get to the wish-granting," Clyde interrupted .

The genie girl tilted her head, smiling .

"Okay! What do you want? With your…whoa…extraordinary spirit energy flowing through me . You aren't some mere human, huh?"

"No," Clyde said . "My first wish is to cure anyone under the princess dire curse . "

The genie flashed the young man a blank stare .

"I mean, that's an admirable first wish, but it can't be done, sorry . " She hopped off Clyde and waved a finger . His pants were back on in an instant and she, in her brpanty…black bikini wear . Then she laid back, lazily floating in the air .

"What do you mean it can't be done?" Clyde snapped .

"I'm Kanako, mediocre, most laughed at genie in the world," she said . "At least while I was a virgin . Thanks that, I'm willing to do anything for you…but, well, there are even more limitations . Even if my power could break the barrier of that curse, I'd still need a LOT of spirit energy to erase it . The amount of s.e.x, while nice, is too much for someone…Oh my Venus, I just had s.e.x with the Stone . " She fainted .

"No, no . Hey . " Clyde shook her . "I need an explanation . You were my first relic drop dammit . "

Kanako awoke, groaning softly .

"Ow, watch the ribs—you don't have to shake so hard . I'm delicate—you surely don't treat a lady this way, do you?" She floated back into the air, hovering at five feet . "Sheesh, do you even know your own strength?"

Clyde stared at her blankly . Kanako sighed .

"I don't have the power to zap a curse of that magnitude," she said, folding her arms . "End of story . "

"Are you serious?" Clyde said . "You are a genie . You're supposed to be able to grant anything—"

"The ancient genies are like that," Kanako interrupted, "but as I was saying earlier, Deaf-man, is that we have even more limitations than before . I don't condone violence, but the only way you're getting me to full power is to…well, you know . To the Supreme . "

"So the Supreme's ridiculous influence zapped your powers," Clyde said then threw his arms into the air . "My first relic and what do I get? A rapey useless genie . RNGesus is laughing at me . "

"Hey!" She whacked Clyde on the head .

"Ow," he said . "What was that for?"

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"Apologize for calling me a useless genie . "

Clyde shot her a blank stare .

"You really haven't proven yourself to be anything more . " He sighed . "Why couldn't I get something like a Mythril Sword . At least—"

"I'm not a useless genie," she snapped . "Name your wish and if I have the spirit energy, I can grant it . "

Clyde looked at the time on his phone .

"Okay, how about I wish that the Supreme's influence didn't affect you . Then with your original power, you should be able to—"

"That's not going to work," Kanako said, wagging her finger .

A blast of rage briefly shot through Clyde then he let it go . At least the s.e.x was nice . For his pride, he'll call it that . He eyed the beautiful genie once more, shaking his head . No wonder why she was the laughing stock of her home realm . Unable to grant any decent wishes . What a disappointment .

"Well, see ya . " Clyde turned and made the Jump, infuriated that his first relic was a piece of utter horses.h.i.+t . An item rarer than a legendary . His other relic, the Place of Power core, didn't count . It wasn't earned .

[Your Jump was stopped . ]

Kanako anime-dove into him, tears streaming .

"Please don't abandon me, I'm trying my best . " She waved her hand, causing blue light to s.h.i.+mmer . "But my power can't penetrate the Supreme's natural barriers . She's the one who placed the limitations on us . "

"Look, you're free from the lamp, just do whatever," Clyde said . "I'm—"

"You can't leave me!"

She held onto Clyde's waist, as if for dear life .

Clyde's house…

Ming peeked around the corner . Coast clear . If she could just make it out the door, she'd be home-free . Abruptly, she heard a voice a few yards behind her .

"Just one more photo, please! I promise I won't fangirl…all the time . "

"Why is this happening to me?" Ming whined as she ran . Ahead, she saw a familiar loli . "Natalia, help!"

Natalia blinked .

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"Hmm?" She caught the scene . Noona, the ex-demon lord chasing after Ming, stars in her eyes .

Natalia dropped her Loli Saga coloring book and bolted for someone she saw in the distance .

"Tear! Ming's bullying me!"

She anime-dove into Tear's b.r.e.a.s.t.s . Then her mood fell .

"Tear…you pervy b.o.o.by monster . "

Tear pet the loli's head, smug grin on her face .

"Ah Nattie, maybe one day, you'll grow up to be just like me . "

Natalia groaned .

Outside of Clyde's house…

"I can't believe you followed me all the way here," Clyde said . "I told you, I'm done . Go away . " The genie still held onto his waist, tears falling . "I'll give you points for having the stamina to hold on that long . "

"Master, you can't abandon your new subject," she said . "And you're the Stone, so I owe you more than just the standard one wish . You get four . "

"Four, pfft," Clyde shook his head . "You can't even grant one . I asked you to delete a horrible curse, you can't do that . I ask you to get rid of the Supreme demon lord's influence off you, apparently that's impossible too . Even a few minutes ago, I gave you one last chance . Either kill the Viper or make him lose the will to play the stone-viper games . And what do I get from you?" He made an obscure vocal impression of her, "I can't Master, blah blah, not enough spirit energy blah blah, I'M USELESS . "

"I'm not useless," the genie said . "And I'm going to prove it to you . "

Clyde tried harder to wiggle his way out of her grasps .

"I'm not going to have s.e.x with you for an eternity . Not for one month straight, not for three . "

Kanako's embrace turned into steel . Ahead, the young man took notice of Yuki stepping outside, in her maid outfit . Even though he recently asked her to just wear normal clothing . Still, she was one of his favorite people ever and a solution out of this .

"Yuki help!" he called then grinned evilly at the genie . She paled .

"Master I'm on your side, how could you . "

He smirked turned forward only to see the demoness right in front of him, arms folded .

"Clyde, did you really bring another girl to the house?" she said .

"No—"

"Please take care of me," Kanako said .

"Yuki, get rid of her," Clyde said . With some visible effort, which was baffling for Yuki, she managed to get the genie off the young man . "Woo! Finally, free . I think I know how genies in the lamps felt in the stories . "

"She's a genie?" Yuki said, voice fascinated, and she let go . Clyde flashed stepped, down the street, followed by Kanako, who somehow kept up .

His fading shout was, "Yuki, why?"

Yuki blinked, confused, then sighed .

"What just happened?"

Somewhere…

Dark smirked .

"I summon Solar Knight Gevin . Gevin, finish off this clown . Radiant slas.h.!.+"

The knight wearing s.h.i.+ning armor rushed forward, sword brighter than the sun . One brilliant swing and the rest of his opponent's life force vanished . He looked at the pale man on the ground . "Your own rule banishes you to the land of Silence . Nothing I can do for you buddy, bye . Filthy dark card bearer . Abandoned your humanity for a lost cause . "

A pulsing black light surrounded the man and he let out a scream as he was pulled down into G.o.d-knows-where, by hundreds of grotesque hands . "

Selkie sighed .

"That's your second encounter with them . Good job, chuuni . " She smacked him on the back . "You've gotten stronger in both your stats and Stone-Tokken . "

Dark shrugged .

"The lord of the dark cannot be outdone by his inferiors . But…I still don't understand why I'm the sole owner of two decks . "

"Just accept the gift horse, chunni-for-brains," Selkie said . "Just accept the gift horse . Many of us would kill for a second deck . And Solar Knights . Talk about pity from Lady Luck . "

"I just hope the normie will be prepared for it," Dark said . "I owe him two duels now, but on separate days . " He chuckled . "Not even a superior being such as myself can handle that much pain . "

Selkie rolled up the newspaper in her hand and whacked Dark .

"Come on, let's go before your ego swells up even more . The mayor wants you to help some crusader group take out the Cinder Wyren that's blocking a nearby trade route . "

"Ugh, f.u.c.king crusaders," Dark said softly . "Do I have to?"

"You need the reward for that quest, so man up," Selkie said, then chuckled . "I'm not a fan of them either, but we all have to put up with their sort at some point in our lives . "

"I feel like I'm betraying the world, fighting with them," Dark said .

"You are in an adventurer group a.s.sembled by the mayor, fighting with the crusaders," Selkie said . "Nothing more, nothing less . In the end, it's all for humanity—just think of it like that . The faster you get this done, the faster you get away from them . "

"Yeah yeah," Dark said, still unhappy . He'd rather walk into a harpy nest and get raped for days . "I just hope we actually catch up to this Falcon . "

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