Demon lord's Skysc.r.a.per…

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Leon knelt to his great demon lord, calm, but ready . Dressed in ridiculous traditional demon clothing, cape and all, he continued to wait for his orders…Even though he had been waiting for twenty G.o.dd.a.m.n minutes . He was a thin young man with short green hair, red eyes, and too much magic to spend . He regretted being promoted to Head knight those years ago . Every G.o.dd.a.m.n day began with kneeling at the seemingly dimwitted woman for what felt like a millennium . His record was three and a half hours . The clock on the left, halfheartedly hanging on the wall of the large office, served as his witness . His only entertainment was daydreaming with a hope that the demon lord would allow him to nestle his face into her large b.r.e.a.s.t.s . He lost count at how many times he "imagined" his great lady during the night . Blonde hair that draped to her back and gray eyes, the demoness spent most of her time lounging and watching soap operas . Her gray silk dress was a world of cleavage that made the demon knight believed he'd die from the constant teasing .

What a b.i.t.c.h . He had better things to do—why didn't she let him go? For the love of…

"Howdy Leon, didn't know you were there . " Her office chair allowed her to spin from the TV to him in the most childish manner, possibly . And her fake, foreign accent was terrible . She even wore a large brown "ten-gallon" hat . Leon wanted to die . His dimwitted master was in one of those moods .

And she pretended to just notice him like this EVERY f.u.c.king day—switching personas like trading cards . "I reckon you 'bout to go do some recon for me, boy . " She giggled .

Leon groaned under his breath . He wondered if he started praying to the G.o.ds, would they convert him out of this household . He still spoke respectfully, no matter how much it hurt in the inside .

"My lady, how can I be of service to you today?" Leon said . Please s.e.x, please s.e.x, he thought, though it never happened . The rumors of his demon lord being a virgin were numerous .

"Service, oh yeah, I reckon I almost forgot," she said, wagging a finger . "I need ye to go over yonder and check on a few things for me . "

"But my lady," Leon said, "what about the invasive minotaurs? Some of our own monster girls can only mate exclusively with human men . If the bulls take them all, the whining—I mean, problems will start to develop . Our house strength will diminish . "

"I reckon you exaggerate, boy," she said, tilting her head to the side . "I spoke with them . Nice women . Their followers are nice too . The holstaur is especially kind . "

Leon tried so hard not to facepalm nor widen his eyes . No wonder why his fellow compet.i.tive knights willingly gave him this position . Those double-crossing a.s.sholes . "Go patrol now with a small guard . Yall take care now, you hear . "

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He knelt over a half-hour for this . Something had to be done about her, except he knew that s.h.i.+t wouldn't come to be . Some of the others adored her—f.u.c.king idiotic supporters . They claimed her laxness enabled them to come together as a family and not a military unit . Idiots . All of them . They could be both—military units were family too, right? They let weakness cloud their thoughts and Leon had to deal with the aftermath .

"By your leave, my lady," he forced out .

"Yall come back now, ya hear?" the demon lord turned back to her 'cowboy' romance . Leon wondered if stabbing her in the back… . no . She was in power for many years . He'd be a fool to underestimate the carefree demoness . He stood, gave a middle finger that she couldn't see instead of a salute, and left .

Niyoto hotel…

The meeting went well . It even included viewing a layout of the city via the internet—Kiko pulled up a nice website . Clyde was seconds from dismissing the party when a giant feminine moan of raw pleasure blasted through the entire hotel, rattling windows . Additional moans following . The eyes of the party and the pa.s.sing hotel staff widened . Many of the attendants were innocent, pure women—the young man could tell by the reddened faces . Even the darker-skinned workers had anime-girl blushes that put tomatoes to shame .

"YES! YES! YES!" Kira the minotaur yelled . "ROCK DADDY, GIVE IT TO ME . "

The building shook in a familiar s.e.xual rhythm . Mouths fell agape .

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"Oh G.o.d," Clyde said, giving Tear a sideways glance . She flushed, facepalming .

"What in the h.e.l.l," Toru said . "This is of one of the finest hotels in Niyoto with proven, state-of-the-art soundproof technology . What's going on?"

"ROCK DADDY!" the minotaur screamed .

Clyde cringed . The poor hotel staff would have to clean all of that up . He shuddered .

"What's gotten into you, my Heart?" Alice said .

"Long story, Alice," Clyde said then chuckled . "Long story . "

That seemed to make her even more curious . Melody fainted . Ruri shook her head .

"How is she half trickster demon, half dark G.o.ddess?" the h.e.l.lhound said .

"I think it's kind of adorable," Harumi said . "Nothing wrong with being pure . "

"I'd expect to hear that from the queen of all pure," Sazuki said .

Harumi giggled, but said nothing to correct her friend .

"Never mind that, who's having speaker s.e.x?" Maki said . She seemed to shrink into herself when all eyes turned on her . If not for the contract, Clyde would've easily forgotten that the criminal girl existed . Dressed in a lower-quality maid outfit, Yuki made sure to get her gainfully employed with the hotel cleaning staff, free of charge . Her spy training was still a way off—the demoness worked on her subservience .

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Also, by miracle, Maki's own money, and a few other things unmentioned, she got more than a handful of girls to forgive her for the a.s.saults . Naomi wasn't one of them .

Tear teleported off when no one was looking to calm things down . Clyde however couldn't go as Alice and Chika watched him . And Ming .

"The meeting's over," Clyde said . "Everyone's free to call it a night . Be prepared for patrolling tomorrow . If you hear anything about the demon lord or that cult, text the group . " He eyed Toru for a few seconds to engrave the message into him . The n.o.ble sighed and gave a half-hearted thumbs up .

He saw no path to Kitome . Ming seemed to watch both of them while pretending to go over her notes .

These d.a.m.ned main character powers . Many men would kill to have them, he thought . It was a good thing she didn't attempt to block Tear . He shuddered at what could've went deadly wrong .

Abruptly, a news report flashed on a nearby TV screen . And there, he saw sp.a.w.ned demons marching around, captured on film by a brave and stupid crew . Mostly stupid . Two minotaurs carrying men off . One of them—though it was poorly censored—had two fingers shoved inside herself while walking . No police whatsoever .

"What's that about not having a patrol dear—Heart," Alice said, giving him a blank stare . Hinako had her mouth covered, disbelieving at what she saw . Ruri growled . Seth shook his head . Neko sighed .

"Nyaaa, they're just as bad as the h.e.l.lhounds . "

Ruri and Matsume glared at the catgirl . She simply smiled innocently .

"Toru, Harumi, Alice, and—" Clyde began .

"Me!" Natalia hopped onto Clyde's shoulders . "You can't possibly leave your right hand out of the fight . "

"Shouldn't we all go?" Seth said .

"No," Clyde said . "There's nothing that can be done about that mess—look at those numbers . But we're going to pick off a few isolated troops and maybe follow a minotaur to find the hideout . If you want to go badly, then get into Clare's group . She's going to take out her magical girl lackies later . "

"We're not lackies," Sahara said, folding her arms . Clyde gave her a blank stare . She harrumphed anime-girl style .

"I'll be joining in too of course," Airi said . "That's why I'm here, right? Use me before I go . " She winked .

Clyde smiled .

"Yes mam . "

He sent a text to Kitome, but warned her within the body not to make any visible expression . Ming seemed determined for some reason . As if to give her a taste of reality, Chika kissed Clyde .

"You better stay safe out there," she said . "And why are you taking Toru?"

"Isn't obvious—"

Alice interrupted Seth by punching him in the gut .

"Let's get this out of the way before I splatter this human all over the wall . "

Seth smiled sheepishly .

"This is day one," Clyde said softly . "f.u.c.k, tomorrow can't possibly get worse . "

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