"Psst, wake up sleeping beauty," Clyde said, shaking the loli-witch . Natalia clung to his hand .

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"Mmm just five more minutes, Highness," she murmured .

Clyde tried to shake her off his hand, but the girl held tight .

"Natalia, wake up and let me go before someone falsely calls the cops . "

"Mmm, chocolate…so much chocolate . " The sleeping girl actually licked the back of his hand and in a way that reminded the young man that she was older than him .

"Now they'll certainly toss me in jail," Clyde said then pulled with all of his strength . Natalia flew toward him . He caught the girl by the back of her collar .

"No awkward anime fall scene here," the young man said . "Alice can you shock her awake . "

Alice sighed, inspecting the wards . Yuki a.s.sisted her, adding a significant amount of power .

"You do it, I'm busy, heart . Could you bring me the tag that's sitting on your dresser please?"

"Sure," Clyde said . He needed to take a leak anyway . He tossed the sleeping loli back onto the couch and didn't bother looking . She slept in just her s.h.i.+rt—so the cliché, unholy panty flash was bound to happen . f.u.c.king anime tropes…

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When Clyde flipped on the light in his room, he froze . All of his boxers were scattered about . His bed was an unmade mess and looked as if someone…was just in it seconds ago . This reminded him of the time his little cousin snuck into his room, wreaked havoc, and escaped . His momma walked right in, Clyde still in there, trying to comprehend it all . The las.h.i.+ng he received made him unable to sit right for almost a week . Even his dad couldn't get him out of trouble, though he certainly tried .

His blanket and sheets looked suspiciously damp . Clyde shook his head . Maybe he should consider making a deal with the yandere . No that wouldn't work . f.u.c.k…another yandere . The last time he a.n.a.lyzed her, she was at level eight with an unknown relations.h.i.+p . Was that the clue? How the f.u.c.k could anyone guess that? Relations.h.i.+ps can be unknown, right? No…his a.n.a.lyze revealed it all, even neutrality . So that was the clue…The unknown in an out of place spot of the a.n.a.lysis .

He checked the closet . Normal . The bathroom? Normal . He used that opportunity to relieve himself . The sound of the toilet's flush enhanced the effects . He may have held that one for at least half an hour .

A nibble on his ear made him flinch . A hand grabbed his horn and stroked fast and with an irresistible technique . He grunted .

"You seemed stressed," Yuki said softly . The voice aroused Clyde so much that he released his load right then and there, into the toilet . The demoness walked over to the sink and washed her hands . She bent over in a way that surely would make the mountain rise again . She spoke again, casually, as if nothing just happened . "I understand someone has invaded your room . She's a strong one, but I've managed to figure out why she's undetectable . "

Clyde forced his ma.s.sive erection into his pants .

"You did?" he said, annoyed the b.o.n.e.r just wouldn't go . Yuki made a motion with her head which clearly signaled of Alice's approach . While demon kind didn't give a s.h.i.+t about multiple partners as humans did, Yuki still had enough courtesy to not chance messing with someone's life mate in plain sight . Clyde sat on the counter of the sink, attempting to hide beneath folded arms .

Alice appearing in a nightgown didn't make it easier .

"I can't believe she was in here, walking through our wards as if they didn't exist . "

Clyde gulped when the half-demoness moved toward him . If she saw the ma.s.sive tower…He had to distract her .

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"We're going to have to wash everything," Clyde said . "Sheets, pillows, blankets, too . All damp . "

Yuki smirked .

"Alice," she said in a playful musical voice . "I think it's time for some life mate, perhaps even bridal training . You must do all of Young Master Clyde's laundry . I shall show you how . "

Clyde's eyes widened .

"I'm capable of doing my own laundry . "

"Ah, but Clyde, she's your life mate . She has responsibilities too," Yuki said .

Clyde walked between them and his underwear .

"I'm all about equality," he said . "This isn't the nineteen fifties . "

"Doesn't matter," Yuki said . "See that adorable blus.h.i.+ng face . That's the face of a young woman that wants to please you . "

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Yuki picked up one of Clyde's boxers, smiling . The young man grabbed his underwear right as Natalia walked in . To her eyes, she saw a red-faced Alice in a nightgown, Yuki in a nightgown that revealed too much cleavage for b.r.e.a.s.t.s that were larger than Harumi's, and a half-c.o.c.ked man wrestling for his laundry . They were all silently staring at her .

"This isn't what it looks like," Clyde said .

"Uh-huh," Natalia said, unconvinced . She sat on the floor, eyeing Clyde's hidden erection . "Don't stop on my account . "

Clyde quickly changed the subject, s.n.a.t.c.hing his boxers . Yuki winked at him .

"So, what made Maki invisible to the wards?" he asked as he calmly piled the contaminated laundry together .

"Most of our detection abilities and magical senses rely on detecting and feeling for the magic around us, but…Ki is another story," Yuki said . "There are a few other forces out there, but I'm almost positive this Maki girl is utilizing Ki and in truly skilled ways . I had to go out of my way to detect traces of it, but we can adjust the wards . "

"Ki," Clyde said softly . "Just make sure the wards don't strike at me . I have but a trace amount inside me, but once cultivated could turn out to be…" His words died in his mouth . Ki's weakness was that it had to be collected by some means . He wasn't sure if it was easily rechargeable like magic, but knew for sure Ki needed time to be gathered . How did Maki build hers? Can she powerup like Dragonball characters? G.o.d, he hoped not . He knew he shouldn't think of Ki that way—it was based on the Chinese concept of Qi or Chi . The young man would have to be extra careful . Maki could be a master of her art and kick his a.s.s .

For some reason, he suspected that his real power wasn't simply composed of just magic either, but didn't spare the thought to speculate .

"Natalia, I'm going to need your help with this, a link," Yuki said . "Ki can normally punch through magic, so we're going to build layers of both then set them to spin with the planet . The downside is that it's not a self-maintenance barrier . We'll have to feed it . Keep its barrier points up . "

"Yeah, we're definitely going to get the house tomorrow," Clyde said . "Yuki, I'm counting on you to make sure we aren't followed . "

"You could always move to Ashen City," Yuki said .

"Too far and I'm stuck going to the academy here," he said .

"Why?" she asked .

"Long story," he told her . "Get started on the barrier for now, if you don't mind . "

The demoness nodded .

"I owe a debt that can't be paid with poor effort—let's do this Natalia . "

Clyde tried to protest, but the women tuned him out, glowing with intense magic . He decided to just do the laundry . Alice insisted on helping .

Clyde and Alice sat in the living room waiting . And waiting . And waiting . Not even the TV could cleanse of the antic.i.p.ation . Eventually, they began to fool around . It started with Alice stealing kisses, then four and soon she was straddling him in a pa.s.sionate make-out session .

A loud throat-clearing halted what was sure to be something wild .

"L—lewd," Natalia said .

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