The Tenth Justice - Part 1
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THE TENTH JUSTICE.

by BRAD MELTZER.

In a capital full of cla.s.sified matters, and full of leaks, the Court keeps private matters private.

Reporters may speculate; but details of discussion are never disclosed, and the vote is revealed only when a decision is announced.-THE S SUPREME C COURT H HISTORICAL S SOCIETY Equal Justice Under LawFive votes can do anything around here.-WILLIAM B BRENNAN

Chapter 1

BEN ADDISON WAS SWEATING. LIKE A PIG.And it wasn't supposed to be this way.In the past three hours, Ben had read the current issues of The Washington Post, The New York Times, Law Week The Washington Post, The New York Times, Law Week, and Legal Times Legal Times. Last night, before going to bed, he'd committed to memory every major Supreme Court case from the previous session. He'd also made a list of every Supreme Court opinion Justice Mason Hollis had ever written, and, to be safe, he'd reread Hollis's biography. No matter what the subject, Ben was convinced he was prepared for any topic Justice Hollis might raise. In his briefcase, he had packed two legal pads, four pens, two pencils, a pocket legal dictionary, a pocket thesaurus, and-since he'd heard that Supreme Court clerks typically work straight through lunch-a turkey sandwich. Without question, Ben Addison was ready.But he was still sweating. Like a pig.As he stood outside the Supreme Court, a half hour early for his first day on the job, he was entranced by the gleaming white columns of the nation's highest court. This is it, he thought, taking a deep breath. It's finally here. Running his hand through his recently cut brown hair, Ben climbed the wide marble stairs. He counted each step, in case Justice Hollis was curious how many stairs there were. Forty-four, he told himself, filing the information on a mental index card.Ben dragged open the heavy bronze doors and entered the building. A security guard who sat next to a metal detector said, "Can I help you?""I'm Ben Addison. I'm here to clerk."The guard found Ben's name on his clipboard. "Orientation doesn't start for another half hour.""I like to be early," Ben said with a smile."Right." The guard rolled his eyes. "Go straight down the hall and make your first left. It's the first door on your right."Lined with marble busts of past chief justices, the stark white Great Hall was as impressive as Ben had remembered. A sly smile lifted his cheeks as he pa.s.sed each sculpture. "h.e.l.lo, Supreme Court," he whispered to himself. "h.e.l.lo, Ben," he answered.Ben pulled open the large wooden door, expecting to see an empty room. Instead, he saw eight other law clerks. "Brown-nosers," he muttered to himself as he sat down in the only empty chair.As inconspicuously as possible, Ben sized up his new colleagues. He recognized three of the eight clerks. On his far right was a well-dressed man with stylish, tortoisesh.e.l.l-rimmed gla.s.ses who had been the articles editor of the Stanford Law Review Stanford Law Review. To his left was a tall black woman who was the former editor in chief of the Harvard Law Review Harvard Law Review. Ben had met both of them at a national Law Review conference at Yale. As Ben recalled, the Stanford man was a former reporter for the Los Angeles Times Los Angeles Times, while the Harvard woman used to be an Old Masters expert for Sotheby's. Angela was her name. Angela P-something. Finally, seated next to Ben was Joel Westman, a fellow cla.s.smate from Yale Law. A political a.n.a.lyst, Joel had spent his prelaw school years as a White House speechwriter. Nice resumes, Ben thought. Struggling to appear casual, he smiled and gave friendly nods to all three clerks; they nodded back.Ben nervously tapped his foot against the plush carpet. Don't worry, he told himself. It'll be fine. You're as smart as anyone else. But as well-traveled? As well-heeled? That wasn't the point. Remember your lucky underwear, he reminded himself. He had bought the now fraying pair of red boxer shorts when he was a freshman at Columbia. He had worn them on the first day of every cla.s.s, to every midterm, and on every important date. During finals, if he had exams on three consecutive days, the boxers would stay on for all of them. He had worn them throughout his three years at Yale and to every clerkship interview. Today's the day, he decided, that the lucky underwear comes through in the sacred halls of the Supreme Court.A middle-aged man in a gray, pin-striped suit came in, carrying a stack of manila envelopes. He strode to the podium and counted heads. "I'm Reed Hughes," he said, solidly grabbing the sides of the podium. "On behalf of the Clerk's Office, I'd like to officially welcome you to the Supreme Court of the United States. At the risk of repeating information you're already familiar with, I thought it would be appropriate to tell you a little bit about what your next year here at the Court is going to be like."Within seconds, four clerks pulled out pens and notebooks.Pathetic, Ben thought, fighting the urge to take out his own notebook."As you know, each justice is permitted to hire two clerks to a.s.sist in the preparation of decisions," Hughes explained. "The nine of you starting today will join your nine co-clerks who started one month ago on July first. I realize that all eighteen of you have worked extremely hard to get where you are today. For most of your lives, you've been running a never-ending race to succeed. Let me tell you something I hope you'll take seriously. The race is over. You've won. You are law clerks of the Supreme Court of the United States.""Did you get that down?" Ben whispered to Joel. "We're the clerks."Joel shot Ben a look. "No one likes a smart-a.s.s, Addison.""The eighteen of you represent the best and the brightest of the legal community," Hughes continued. "After screening thousands of applications from the country's top law schools, the justices of this Court selected you. What does that mean? It means your lives are forever changed. Recruiters will offer you jobs, headhunters will take you out to expensive dinners, and potential employers will do everything in their power to hire you. You are members of the country's most elite fraternity. The current secretary of state was a Supreme Court clerk. So was the secretary of defense. Three of our nine Supreme Court justices were former Supreme Court clerks, which means that someone in this room has a pretty good shot at becoming a Supreme Court justice. From this moment on, you are the hottest property on the board. You're Boardwalk and and Park Place. And that means you have power." Park Place. And that means you have power."Easing back in his seat, Ben Addison was no longer sweating.Hughes scanned his captivated audience. "Why am I telling you this? It's not so you can impress your friends. And it's certainly not to boost your ego. After dealing with clerks year after year, I know none of you has an ego problem. My goal is to prepare you for the responsibility you're about to encounter."This is an important job-probably more important than any job you'll ever have. For over two hundred years, the Supreme Court has steered our country through its greatest controversies. Congress may pa.s.s the laws, and the president may sign the laws, but it's the Supreme Court that decides the law. And starting today, that power is yours. Alongside the justices, you will draft decisions that change lives. Your input will constantly be sought, and your ideas will certainly be implemented. In many instances, the justices will rely entirely on your a.n.a.lysis. They'll base their opinions on your research. That means you affect what they see and what they know. There are nine justices on this Court. But your influence, the power that you hold, makes you the tenth justice."Ben slowly nodded his head. He was mesmerized.Hughes paused, carefully adjusting his gla.s.ses. "You are now charged with great responsibility. You must exercise it wisely. With that said, I know you'll take this commitment extremely seriously. If you have the right att.i.tude, our clerkship program can change your life. Now, are there any questions?"Not a single hand went up."Fine," Hughes said. "Then we can get you to your offices." As he distributed the envelopes, he explained, "Take the one with your name on it and pa.s.s the rest on. The envelopes contain your security card and your Court pa.s.sword. The card will let you into any Court entrance, while the pa.s.sword will get you on to your computer. Your secretary will show you how to log on. Any questions?" Again, not a single hand. "Good," Hughes said. "Then feel free to go to your office. The number is written on the front of the envelope." As the room emptied, Hughes called out, "If you have any questions, feel free to call me."Ben headed for his office, the only one on the second floor. He had met Justice Hollis's former clerks there during his interview last year. Weaving his way back through the Great Hall, he raced toward the elevator. The elevator operator was an elderly woman with dyed, jet-black hair. Wearing a Court uniform that was too tight for her large frame, she worked a jigsaw puzzle on a small table outside the elevator."Second floor, please," Ben said. When the woman didn't respond, he added, "Ma'am, I'm trying to get upstairs. Can you please help-""Don't get in an uproar," she drawled, without looking up. "I'll be right with you." After finding a place for the puzzle piece in her hand, she finally looked up at Ben. "Okay, now, who're you here to see?""I'm clerking for Justice Hollis. I'm Ben Addison," he said, extending his hand."I don't care who you are, just tell me what floor you want to go to," she said as she walked into the elevator."Second," Ben said, dryly.The second floor hallway was all marble, with red and gold carpet, but Ben barely noticed it. He was too busy looking for the room number that was written on his envelope. "Nice to see you, Justice Hollis," he said to himself. "Hi, Justice Hollis, nice to see you. How's everything, Justice Hollis? Nice robe, Justice Hollis-it fits great. Can I kiss your b.u.t.t some more, Justice Hollis?" Finally, he saw room 2143. Outside the intricately carved mahogany doors, Ben wiped his hand on his pants hoping for a dry handshake. He grabbed the bra.s.s k.n.o.b, opened the door, and stepped inside."I guess you're Ben." A woman in her late twenties peered over the newspaper she was reading. "Sorry you wasted the nice suit on me." Dressed in khaki shorts and a forest-green T-shirt, the woman tossed aside the paper and approached Ben, extending her hand. "Nice to meet you. I'm Lisa, your co-clerk for the year. I hope we don't hate each other, because we're going to be spending quite a bit of time together.""Is the justice-""Let me show you our office," Lisa interrupted, pulling him into the room. "This is just the reception area. Nancy's out today, but she usually sits here. She's Hollis's secretary."Lisa was pet.i.te with an athletic build, compact but elegant. A tiny nose balanced out thin lips and blue eyes. Lisa opened the door to a smaller room. "Here's our office. Pretty c.r.a.ppy, huh?""Unbelievable," Ben said, standing in the doorway. The office wasn't large, and it was spa.r.s.ely decorated, but the intricate dark wood paneling that covered the walls gave it an instant sense of history. On the right-hand side of the office were built-in bookcases, which housed the clerks' personal library. Stocked with volumes of cases, treatises, and law journals, the room reminded Ben of the libraries that millionaires have in cheesy movies.On the back wall hung the room's only picture-a photograph of the current justices. Taken when a new justice was appointed to the Court, the official photograph was always posed the same way: five justices seated and four justices standing. The chief justice sat in the middle, while everyone else was arranged according to their seniority on the Court. The oldest justice sat on the far left; the newest justice stood on the far right. Although the photo was only six months old, the justices' identical black robes and stoic stares made the current portrait almost indistinguishable from the dozens taken in years past.Arranged on the navy and gold carpet were two antique wooden desks facing each other, two computers, a wall of file cabinets, a paper shredder, and a plush but well-worn scarlet sofa. Both desks were already submerged under a mountain of paper. "From what I can tell, the desks are from the early colonial period," Lisa explained. "They might've been used by some old justices. Either that, or they're replicas from someone's garage. What the h.e.l.l do I know about antiques?"As he followed her into the cramped but sophisticated office, Ben noticed Lisa was barefoot."I guess the justice isn't coming in today?" Ben pushed aside some papers and put his briefcase down on one of the desks."That's right. I'm sorry, I was supposed to call you last night. Most of the justices take off for the summer. Hollis won't be back until next month, so it's as casual as you want." Lisa leaned on Ben's desk. "So, what do you think?"Ben surveyed the room. "The sofa looks comfortable.""It's average at best. But it's more comfortable than these old chairs." Darting to the side of one of the gray metal file cabinets, Lisa said, "This, however, is the best part of the office. Check it out."Pulling the cabinet away from the wall, Ben saw eighteen signatures written in black marker. "So these are Hollis's old clerks?" he asked, reading through the names that covered half of the cabinet."No, they're the original Mouseketeers," Lisa said. "Of course they're the old clerks.""When do we sign?""No time like the present," Lisa said, pulling a black marker from her back pocket."Aren't we eager?" Ben laughed."Hey, you're lucky I waited for you." With a flourish, Lisa wrote her name on the side of the cabinet. Ben signed just below and pushed the file cabinet back against the wall. "I guess you started in July?" he asked."Yeah. I wish I could've traveled more.""That's where I've been," Ben said. "I just got back from Europe two nights ago.""Bully for you," Lisa said as she flopped down on the sofa. "So give me your vital stats-where you're from, where you went to school, hobbies, aspirations, all the juicy stuff.""Do you want my measurements too, or just my shoe size?""I can see the measurements," Lisa shot back. "Small feet, medium hands, average build, big ego."Ben laughed. "And everyone said my co-clerk would be a stiff," he said, taking off his jacket. Ben had an oval face and a less-than-impressive jaw, but he was still considered handsome, with intense deep-green eyes and light-brown hair that fell over his forehead. Rolling up his sleeves, he said, "I'm from Newton, Ma.s.sachusetts; I went to Columbia for undergrad and Yale for law school; last year I clerked for Judge Stanley on the D.C. Circuit; and I eventually want to be a prosecutor.""Boorrrrrrrring!" Lisa said, slouching back on the sofa. "Why don't you just give me your resume? Tell me about yourself. Loves, hates, favorite foods, s.e.x scandals, what your family's like. Anything.""Are you always this nosy?" Ben asked as he sat on the corner of his desk."Hey, we're going to be living in this room for the next twelve months. We better start somewhere. Now, are you going to answer or not?""My mother is an executive for a computer company in Boston. She's the aggressive, street-smart power-mom who grew up in Brooklyn. My dad writes a liberal op-ed column for The Boston Globe The Boston Globe. They both went to the University of Michigan and met in a sociology cla.s.s. Their first conversation was a fight: My father went crazy when he heard my mom say that salary level had a direct correlation with intelligence.""All right! Controversy!" Lisa said, sitting up straight."They get along really well, but we can't discuss politics in the house.""So where do you fall politically?""I guess I'm somewhere between moderate and liberal," Ben said, drawing an imaginary line with his hands. "I'm the product of a bipartisan marriage.""Any girlfriends?""No, I think my dad's pretty much narrowed it down to my mom.""Funny.""I live with my three best friends from high school.""You ever been in love?""You ever been called intrusive?""Just answer the question," Lisa said."Only once, though I'm not sure I can call it love. After law school, I took a two-month trip around the world-Europe and Asia, Bangkok and Bali, Spain and Switzerland, everything I could see.""I take it you like to travel.""Very much. Anyway, in Spain, I met this woman named Jacqueline Ambrosio.""How exotic. Was she a native?""Nope. She was a marketing consultant from Rhode Island. She was starting her travels in Spain, and I was at the end of my trip. We met in Salamanca, took a weekend trip to that beautiful little island, Majorca, and parted ways five days after we met.""Please, you're breaking my heart," Lisa moaned. "And let me guess, you lost her address, could never find her again, and to this day, your heart aches for her.""Actually, on my last day there, she told me she was married, and that she'd had a great time revisiting the single life. Apparently, her husband was flying in the next day."Lisa paused a moment, then asked, "Is that story bulls.h.i.t?""Not a bit.""Wasn't she wearing a wedding ring?""Not when we were together.""Well, then, it's a good story. But it definitely wasn't love.""I never said it was," Ben said with a smile. "How about you? What's your story? Just the juicy stuff."Lisa swung her feet up onto the red sofa. "I'm from Los Angeles, and I hate it there. I think it's the toilet of the great Western restroom. I went to Stanford undergrad and Stanford Law only because I enjoy being near my family.""Boorrrrrrrring!" Ben sang."Don't get your panties in a bunch. My dad is originally from L.A.; my mom's from Memphis. They met, and I swear this is true, at an Elvis convention in Las Vegas. They collect Elvis everything-plates, towels, napkin holders, we even have an Elvis Pez dispenser.""They have Elvis Pez heads?""Some lunatic collector in Alabama put sideburns on a Fred Flintstone Pez, filed down the nose, and painted on sungla.s.ses. My parents went nuts and paid two hundred bucks for it. Don't ask; they're total freaks.""I don't suppose your middle name is...""You got it. Lisa Marie Schulman.""That's fantastic," Ben said, impressed. "I've always wanted to scar my kids with a really funny name, like Thor or Ira.""I highly recommend it. Being taunted throughout childhood is great for your self-esteem.""Let me ask you this," Ben said. "Do you twirl spaghetti?"Lisa raised one eyebrow, confused."I think there are two kinds of people in this world," Ben explained, "people who twirl spaghetti on their fork to make manageable bites, and those who slurp it up, getting it all over themselves. Which are you?""I slurp," Lisa said with a smile. "And when I was little, I didn't eat anything white, so my mom had to dye my milk and my eggs with food coloring.""What?" Ben asked, laughing."I'm serious. I used to hate the color white, so she used to make my milk purple and my eggs red. It was tons of fun.""You used to cut the hair off your Barbie dolls, didn't you?""As soon as I pulled them out of the box," Lisa said proudly. "The little b.i.t.c.hes asked for it.""Oh, I can see it now," Ben laughed. "We're gonna get along great."After a ten-minute Metro ride to Dupont Circle, Ben climbed one of Washington's many oversized escalators and headed home. A block from the subway, he spotted Tough Guy Joey, the neighborhood's angriest street person. "Hey, Joey," Ben said."Screw you," Joey snapped. "Bite me.""Here's some dinner," Ben said, handing Joey the turkey sandwich he had brought to work. "Lucky me, they feed you on the first day.""Thanks, man," Joey said, grabbing the sandwich. "Drop dead. Eat s.h.i.t.""You got it," Ben said. Pa.s.sing the worn but cozy brownstones that lined almost every block of his neighborhood, Ben watched the legion of young professionals rush home to dinner down Dupont Circle's tree-lined streets. Almost home, Ben inhaled deeply, indulging in the whiff of home cooking that always flowed from the red-brick house on the corner of his block. Ben's own house was a narrow, uninspired brownstone with a faded beige awning and a forty-eight-starred American flag. Although it was August, the front door was still covered with Halloween decorations. Ben's roommate Ober was quite proud of his decorating and had refused to take them down before they got another year's use out of them. When Ben finally walked through the door, Ober and Nathan were cooking dinner."How was it?" Ober asked. "Did you sue anybody?""It was great," Ben said. He dropped his briefcase by the closet and undid his tie. "The justice is away for the next two weeks, so my co-clerk and I just worked through some introductory stuff.""Your co-clerk-what's he like?" Ober asked, adding pasta to his boiling water."She's a woman.""What's she look like? Is she hot?""She's pretty cute," Ben said. "She's s.p.u.n.ky, very straightforward. There's no sense of bulls.h.i.t about her. She's got nice eyes, pretty short hair...""She's a lesbian," Ober declared. "No question about it.""What's wrong with you?" Nathan asked as Ben shook his head."Short hair and straightforward?" Ober scoffed. "And you think she's not a lesbo?""She did offer to fix my car today," Ben added."See," Ober said, pointing to Ben. "She just met him and she's already strapping on the tool belt."Ignoring his roommate, Ben opened the refrigerator. "What're you guys making?""Anita Bryant is boiling the pasta, and I'm making my stinking garlic sauce," Nathan said. His square shoulders didn't budge as he moved the large pot of spaghetti to the back burner of the stove. Military in his posture, Nathan was still wearing his tie even though he had been home for a half hour. "Throw some more pasta in-there's only twenty boxes in the cabinet." Carefully, he moved his sauce pan to the front burner. "So tell us how it was? What'd you do all day?""Until the Court officially opens, we spend most of our day writing memos for cert pet.i.tions," Ben explained. Looking to make sure his friends were still interested in the explanation, he continued, "Every day, the Court is flooded with pet.i.tions seeking certiorari, or 'cert.' When four justices grant cert, it means the Court will hear the case. To save time, we read through the cert pet.i.tions, put them into a standard memo format, and recommend whether the justice should grant or deny cert.""So depending on how you write your memo, you can really affect whether the Court decides to hear a case," Nathan reasoned."You can say that, but I think that might be overstating our power," Ben said, dipping his finger into the sauce for a taste. "Every other chamber also gets to see the memo, so you're kept in check by that. So let's say an important case comes through that would really limit abortion rights. If I slant the memo and recommend that Justice Hollis deny cert, all the conservative justices would go screaming to Hollis, and I'd look like a fool.""But I'm sure on a marginal case, no one will really notice-especially if you're the only one who reads the original pet.i.tion," Nathan said."I don't know," Ben said, shaking his head and leaning against the counter. "I think your Napoleonic side is showing tonight. This is the Supreme Court. There's a fierce code of ethics that goes along with it.""I still can't believe you're clerking for the Supreme Court," Ober said as he peeled garlic over the sink. "The Supreme-f.u.c.king-Court! I'm answering phones, and you're hanging out at the Supreme Court.""I guess you didn't get your promotion," Ben said."They completely d.i.c.ked me over," Ober said quietly. With two dimples that punctuated his pale cheeks and light freckles that dotted his nose, Ober was the only one of Ben's roommates who still looked like he was in college. "The whole reason I went to Senator Steven's office was because they said I'd only answer phones for a few weeks. That was five months ago.""Did you confront them?" Ben asked."I tried everything you said," Ober explained. "I just can't be as aggressive as you are.""Did you at least threaten to quit?" Ben asked."I kinda hinted at it.""Hinted at it?" Ben asked. "What'd they say?" at it?" Ben asked. "What'd they say?""They said they're sorry to hold me up, but they're gearing up for an election year. Plus, there are at least a hundred people who would take the job in a heartbeat. I think I might have to urinate on the personnel manager's desk.""Now that's a good idea," Nathan said. "Urination is a solid response for a twenty-eight-year-old. I've always heard it's the best path to a promotion.""You have to be more forceful," Ben said. "You have to make them think losing you would be the end of the world.""And how do I do that?""You have to present the total package," Ben explained. Noticing Ober's white oxford shirt, he added, "And you have to dress the part. I told you before-don't wear that shirt. With your freckles and that blond hair, you look like a total kid.""Then what am I supposed-""Here." Ben took off his jacket and handed it to Ober. When Ober put it on, Ben said, "That fits you pretty well. I want you to wear my suit and tie. It's a good make-an-impression suit. Tomorrow morning, you'll go back into work and ask again.""I can't ask again," Ober said."Maybe you can write them a letter," Nathan suggested to Ober. "That way you don't have to do it face-to-face.""Absolutely," Ben said. "If you want, I'll draft it with you. Between the three of us, you'll have a new job in no time.""I don't know," Ober said. Taking off the jacket, he handed it back to Ben. "Maybe we should just forget about it.""Don't get frustrated," Ben said. "We'll get you through it.""Why don't you tell Ben your scratch-off story," Nathan said, hoping to change the subject."Oh, my G.o.d, I almost forgot! I'll be right back." Ober ran out of the kitchen and up the stairs."We've really got to help him," Ben said."I know," Nathan said. "Just let him tell his story-it'll put him in a good mood.""Let me guess. Does it have anything to do with the lottery?""P. T. Barnum would've loved him like a son.""How can he be so addicted?""I don't know why you're surprised," Nathan said. "You were in Europe for six weeks. Did you really expect the world to change while you were gone? Some things are immutable.""What took you so long?" Ben asked when Ober returned."You'll see," Ober began, his hands hidden behind his back. "So there I am, walking home from work in a p.i.s.sy mood. Suddenly, I see a new poster in the window of Paul's Grocery: WE GOT LOTTERY WE GOT LOTTERY!""Grammar is everything at Paul's," Nathan interrupted.Undeterred, Ober continued, "First I bought a scratch-off. I scratch it and I win a dollar, so I buy another ticket. Then I win two dollars!" His voice picked up speed. "Now I know know I can't lose. So I get two more tickets and I lose on one and win another dollar on the second." I can't lose. So I get two more tickets and I lose on one and win another dollar on the second.""This is where normal people stop," Nathan interrupted."So I get this last ticket!" Ober continued. "And I scratch it off, and I win three bucks, which I use to buy Snickers bars for all of us!" From behind his back, he threw Snickers at Ben and Nathan."Unreal," Nathan said as he opened his candy. "Do you realize that you jumped through every hoop that the lottery commission set up for you?""Who cares?" Ober asked. He swallowed a huge piece of his candy bar. "I haven't had a Snickers in months. I figured it'd be a nice way to celebrate Ben's first day of work."A half hour later, the three friends were seated at the kitchen table. "Honeys, I'm home!" Eric announced as he kicked open the front door."Can he have worse timing?" Nathan put down his fork as Ben and Ober headed toward the living room."The good son has returned!" Eric announced as soon as he saw Ben."It's about time," Ben said. "I thought you ran away."With a half-eaten sandwich in hand, Eric embraced his roommate. Wearing an unironed b.u.t.ton-down and creased khakis, Eric was the sloppiest of the four. His thick black hair was never combed, and his face was rarely shaven. The darkness of his spa.r.s.e beard was heightened by his bushy black eyebrows. Only a few millimeters from touching, they created the perception of a constantly furrowed brow. "Sorry about that," Eric said. "I've had a deadline every night this week.""Every night?" Ben asked, confused. "For a monthly?""He doesn't know about your job," Nathan said, walking into the living room. "Remember? He hasn't been here for six weeks.""No more Washington Life Washington Life magazine?" Ben asked. magazine?" Ben asked."No, sir," Eric said. He scratched his head with vigorous pride. "Just when I thought I was going to spend the rest of my journalistic career covering local antique shows and the best new restaurants, I get a call from the Washington Herald Washington Herald. They had a staff writer opening in the political bureau. I started two weeks ago.""You're working for a bunch of right-wingers?" Ben asked."Hey, it may be this city's secondary paper, but it's got circulation of eighty thousand, and they're all mine!""That's fantastic." Ben slapped his friend on the back."And by the way," Eric said to Ober, "guess what they're putting on the crossword page?""Don't toy with me...a word jumble?" Ober said, grabbing Eric by the front of his shirt."WORD JUMBLE!" Eric screamed. "Starting next month!""WORD JUMBLE!" Ober repeated."JUM-BLE! JUM-BLE! JUM-BLE!" the two friends chanted."Ah, what entertains the ignorant," Nathan said, putting his arm around Ben's shoulder."I have to admit, I really missed this," Ben said."They don't have simpletons in Europe anymore?" Nathan asked."Funny," Ben said as he turned back to his jumble-obsessed roommates. "Hey, wonder twins, how about getting back to dinner?""I can't," Eric said. Taking another bite of his sandwich, he explained, "This is dinner for me. Tomorrow's edition beckons."Later that evening, Nathan walked into Ben's room, which was arguably the best-decorated room in the house. With his antique oak desk, oak four-poster bed, and oak bookcase, Ben was the only one of the four roommates to actually care about matching anything. Nathan had once thought about working on his room, but he reconsidered when he realized he was doing it just because Ben had done it. Three professionally framed black-and-white pictures hung on the wall over Ben's bed: one of a half-completed Washington Monument, one of a half-completed Eiffel Tower, and one of a half-completed Statue of Liberty. Ben was a pack rat when it came to memorabilia. On his bookshelf were, among other things, the keys to his first car, a personalized belt buckle his grandfather had given him when he was nine years old, the hairnet Ober used to wear when he worked at Burger Heaven, the hideous tie Nathan had worn to his first day of work, the visitor's pa.s.s he'd been given when he interviewed with Justice Hollis, and his favorite-the gavel Judge Stanley had given him when his clerkship ended."Still catching up on your mail?" Nathan asked, noticing the stack of envelopes Ben was flipping through."It's amazing to see how much junk mail one person can ama.s.s in a six-week period," Ben said. "I've gotten three sweepstakes offers, about fifty catalogs, a dozen magazine offers, and remember last year when Ober was watching Miss Teen USA and he called the eight hundred number to order us applications? I'm still on their mailing list. Listen to this: 'Dear Ben Addison. Are you the next Miss Teen USA? Only the judges know for sure, but you can let the world know about your partic.i.p.ation by ordering from our selection of Official Miss Teen USA products.'" Looking up from the letter, Ben added, "I think I'm going to order Ober a Miss Teen USA sports bra. Once he's on their mailing list as a buyer, he'll never get off.""That's a fine idea," Nathan said, sitting down on Ben's bed."So, tell me, what else is going on around here?" Ben said, throwing aside the letter."Honestly, nothing is different. Eric's around less because he's always on deadline.""I guess he still hasn't done the deed?""Nope, our fourth roommate still remains a virgin. And he still contends it's by choice-waiting until marriage and all that.""I guess Ober's still riding him about it?" Ben asked, knowing the answer."He's been riding him since eleventh grade," Nathan said. He smoothed back his red hair, which he wore cropped short to disguise his receding hairline. Nathan was the first of the roommates to start losing his hair and if he was in the room, baldness and hairstyles were forbidden subjects. Extremely compet.i.tive, he didn't like to lose at anything, and to him, his retreating hairline undermined his entire appearance, eclipsing everything from his determined posture to his angular jaw."And this new job at the Herald Herald? It seems like Eric's really happy with it.""Are you kidding?" Nathan asked. "Eric's been flying since he got this position. He thinks he's king of the world.""Do I detect a bit of jealousy?" Ben asked."Not at all," Nathan said. "He spent two years getting a graduate degree in journalism-I'm happy he's finally writing about something more than local yard sales. I just wish he was around more.""Don't give me that," Ben teased. "You couldn't give a c.r.a.p whether he's around more. You just don't like the fact that he's doing better than you are.""First of all, he's not doing better than me. Second of all, I don't mind that he's doing well, I just wish he'd be a little less selfish about it.""And jealousy rears its ugly visage.""You know what I mean," Nathan said. "Whenever Eric takes on anything, he becomes obsessed with it. He did the same thing when he was in grad school, the same thing when he was writing for that literary magazine, and the same thing when he started at Washington Life Washington Life. I know he thinks he's both Woodward and and Bernstein, but I wish he'd pay a little more attention to his friends. As it is, I don't think I've had one solid conversation with him since he started this job. He doesn't have time for us anymore." Bernstein, but I wish he'd pay a little more attention to his friends. As it is, I don't think I've had one solid conversation with him since he started this job. He doesn't have time for us anymore.""You want to know what I think? I think you're way too compet.i.tive. You always have been; you always will be.""This has nothing to do with my compet.i.tiveness. It has to do with friendship.""Give him a break," Ben said. "He's still new there. I'm sure he's just trying to make a good impression.""Maybe," Nathan said as he picked up a pencil from the desk and began to doodle."Forget that. How's life at the State Department?" Ben asked. "Have you taken over any Third World countries in the past few weeks?""Alas, no. It's been pretty much what I thought. My boss has been in South Africa for the past week, so it's been slow. But I think they want to keep me around. I figure they'll put me in the S/P in a few more months.""S/P?""The secretary's policy planning staff. They do all the policy work for the department. People from the S/P usually feed into the major think tanks.""You and a bunch of big brains pondering our existence, huh?""Someone's got to think about running the world," Nathan said as he doodled an outline of the United States. "Meanwhile, what about you? Your first day at the Supreme Court. That's no mall job.""I know," Ben said as he fidgeted with the clasp of his datebook. "I just hope I'm okay starting in August instead of July. I felt kind of lost today.""I'm sure it's fine," Nathan said. "You haven't missed a thing. Besides, your co-clerk had a month head start.""I guess," Ben said. He walked over to his bookshelf, and began to reorganize his books.Nathan watched his friend for more than a minute. "It's okay to be nervous," he finally said. "It is is the Supreme Court." the Supreme Court.""I know. It's just that everyone there is so d.a.m.n smart. They can name every Court precedent for the past twenty years; I can name the original cast of L.A. Law L.A. Law. That's not going to get me far."Without knocking, Ober entered the room. "Who died?" he asked, recognizing the anxiety on Ben's face."He's just worried that the Supreme Court will be intellectually intimidating," Nathan explained."Big deal," Ober said as he sat on Ben's bed. "Tell them you can name the entire cast of L.A. Law L.A. Law. That always impressed me.""I'm a dead man," Ben said as he continued to reorganize his books."Ben, stop with the books. You have nothing to worry about," Nathan said. "For your whole life, you've been at the top of the intellectual ladder. You went from Columbia, to Yale, to a clerkship with Judge Stanley. Now you're working for Justice Hollis, one of the best justices on the Supreme Court. Either all of your success is a fluke, or you're just stressing. Which do you think is more likely?""He's probably a fluke," Ober teased."Shut up, pinhead," Nathan scolded. "Ben, you're the ultimate overachiever. You used to alphabetize the crayons in the Crayola Sixty-four box. You researched the aerodynamics of the whiffle ball...""He was the only one of us who didn't eat the Play-Doh," Ober added."Exactly," Nathan agreed. "Besides myself, you're the smartest person I know."Now smiling, Ben turned toward Nathan. "I'm smarter."Holding back his own laughter, Nathan said, "Three letters, buddy-boy: S-A-T.""Just because you beat me by a measly hundred points on the SAT does not mean you're smarter," Ben said."The test does not lie," Nathan said as he walked to the door. "You may have the street-smarts, but when it comes to unbridled intellectualism, you can call me master. And Ober, when we were little, none of us ate the Play-Doh. We used to pretend to eat it, just to watch you."As Nathan left the room, Ober turned toward Ben. When Ben started laughing, Ober shouted back, "I knew that!"

Chapter 2

AT SEVEN THE FOLLOWING MORNING, BEN walked into Justice Hollis's chambers wearing plaid shorts and a faded T-shirt. "BEN, IS THAT YOU?" he heard Lisa shout from their office. "Get your a.s.s in here!" walked into Justice Hollis's chambers wearing plaid shorts and a faded T-shirt. "BEN, IS THAT YOU?" he heard Lisa shout from their office. "Get your a.s.s in here!""What's wrong?" Ben asked, running into the office. "Are you okay?""You won't believe what just happened." Lisa's fingers were racing through the Rolodex on her desk. "I got a call from the governor's office in Missouri, and we have twenty-four hours to act on this application for a death penalty stay.""What are you talking about?" Ben asked, throwing his briefcase on his desk."Here it is!" Lisa proclaimed, pulling a card from the Rolodex. Turning to Ben, she explained, "There's a murderer in Missouri who killed three little kids. He was sentenced to death about ten years ago and his case has been appealed through the courts since then. The execution was set for October, but for some reason, the state b.u.mped up the date to tomorrow. He's allowed an appeal to the Supreme Court, so we now have twenty-four hours to find Hollis and get his opinion.""How do we reach him?" Ben asked."That's what I'm trying to figure out," Lisa said, holding out the Rolodex card. "He left me the number where he was staying in Norway, but apparently he went traveling for a few days. I took his Rolodex from his office. I know he has a sister who lives in California, so I'm going to call her."Ben picked up his phone, dialed information, and asked for the number of the U.S. Marshals Service. Looking at Lisa he said, "Every justice has to have a marshal with them at all times. They must know where he is.""Hi, Mrs. Winston?" Lisa asked. "I'm so sorry to wake you, but I'm a clerk for Justice Hollis and we need to reach him. It's an emergency.""h.e.l.lo, is this the Marshals Service?" Ben asked. "This is Ben Addison calling from Justice Mason Hollis's chambers. We need to reach the justice. It's an emergency.""She doesn't know where he is," Lisa said, hanging up her phone as Ben explained the situation to the Marshals Service."Uh-huh. Okay. Yes, definitely," Ben said.Lisa smacked Ben on the arm. "What're they saying?""They know where he is," Ben said, hanging up. "They won't give us the number, but they're contacting him, and they'll have him call us.""Did you tell them it's an emergency?" Lisa asked. Noticing the do-you-think-I'm-a-moron look on Ben's face, she said, "Sorry, just making sure."Ten minutes later, the phone rang. Pulling it from its cradle, Ben calmly said, "Justice Hollis's chambers...h.e.l.lo, Justice Hollis. How's Norway? Yes, I hear it's beautiful this time of year. No. Yes, the office is great. Lisa's been terrific. We just had a little emergency. A death penalty appeal just came through, and they want to execute the defendant tomorrow morning. So, uh, what should we do?" After scribbling some notes to himself, Ben finally said, "We'll call you there later this afternoon.""What the h.e.l.l did he say?" Lisa yelled as soon as Ben put down the phone."Here's what has to happen," Ben said, flipping the page on his pad to make a list. "First, we have to let every justice know that their votes are due by eight tomorrow morning. We need five votes to get a stay of execution. If only four vote for the stay, this guy dies tomorrow. Then after we notify all the chambers, we have to write a memo recommending whether Hollis should vote to grant the stay.""All the relevant case history will be in the lower federal court papers," Lisa said."Exactly. And he told me how to get those. He said we probably won't be done until early tomorrow morning, but he said he wants the completed memo by six A.M. A.M. tomorrow. I have his fax number." Flipping on his computer, Ben said, "I'll write the official request so we can get the court papers." tomorrow. I have his fax number." Flipping on his computer, Ben said, "I'll write the official request so we can get the court papers.""I'll let all the other chambers know what's happening.""After you tell them, make sure you put the whole story in a memo so they all have official notification," Ben said as Lisa darted for the door. "Then none of them can say they didn't know about it."Lisa nodded and ran out.An hour later, nine boxes of official court papers were delivered to the office. "We're dead," Ben said when he saw the boxes being wheeled in."There's no way we'll be able to read through all this by tonight," Lisa said.Ben read the sides of the boxes, which were labeled by year. "How about I start with the oldest stuff, and you take the newest? I figure we'll hit the middle together sometime this winter."Lisa agreed and the two began to plow through the mountain of papers.At two P.M. P.M., Ben's phone rang. "Justice Hollis's chambers. This is Ben," he said."Hi Ben, this is Rick f.a.gen. I was a clerk for Justice Hollis three years ago. I was just calling to see how things were going. It's a tradition for the older clerks to give you a call every once in a while. I know things can seem imposing in the first few weeks.""It's a h.e.l.l of a time, all right," Ben said."Who is it?" Lisa asked.Covering the phone, Ben whispered, "It's one of Hollis's old clerks.""Perfect," Lisa said. "I got a call from a clerk last month. They totally know how to deal with this c.r.a.p. Ask him what we should do.""Rick, can I ask you a question?" Ben said. "We just got a death penalty case-""Unbelievable," Rick said. "They always do this early in the term. I a.s.sume Hollis is away?""Sunning and funning in Norway," Ben said. "And we have to read a truckload of doc.u.ments to recommend whether he should grant a stay.""Okay, here's what to do," Rick said, with a rea.s.suring confidence in his voice. "If this case has been floating around for a few years, chances are you'll never be able to read all the supporting doc.u.ments. You should concentrate on the legal issue this final appeal is based on. All the other issues are unimportant. What I'd do is go on to one of the legal databases and key your search to the single legal issue you're looking at. If it's habeas, do a habeas search; if it's a jury instruction question, do that. Westlaw is definitely the easiest way to-""I already went through Westlaw," Ben said. "The problem is the record's a mess. We can barely tell where to start.""Just focus on the original trial transcript, since so much of the appeal is usually based on a screwup that happened at the lowest level. Have any of the other justices reported in yet?""No," Ben said, still writing down Rick's instructions. "It just came to us this morning.""If you're lucky, five of the other justices will grant the stay before you guys are done. That way you don't even have to sweat it out.""And what are the chances of that?" Ben asked as Lisa read over his shoulder."It depends on the issue. If it's a Fourth Amendment issue, Osterman and the conservative crew will never touch it. Dreiberg might pick it up, though. The key for you guys is that you understand you're not writing your your opinion, you're writing Hollis's. You may think this defendant got screwed, but you have to base it on what Hollis might think. Traditionally, he won't touch a death penalty appeal unless it's an innovative legal issue. Otherwise, he's pretty happy to put his faith in the lower court's decision." opinion, you're writing Hollis's. You may think this defendant got screwed, but you have to base it on what Hollis might think. Traditionally, he won't touch a death penalty appeal unless it's an innovative legal issue. Otherwise, he's pretty happy to put his faith in the lower court's decision.""What if it's based on factual innocence?" Ben asked, twisting the phone cord tightly around his finger."That depends on the facts," Rick said. "If you have a case where the defendant was truly denied his rights, Hollis may take it. You have to be careful, though. You're not Sherlock Holmes, so don't think you can solve the case from your office. If the defendant maintains that he's factually innocent, you better be sure there's a mistake in his trial. Don't waste Hollis's time by just saying you have a hunch and that you feel it in your gut that the defendant didn't do it. Hollis has been sitting on the bench for twenty-three years. He may have a weak spot for First Amendment issues, but he doesn't give a squat about your hunch."After a long pause, Ben said, "What if you really, really know that this guy is innocent? I mean, you feel it in your gut and your chest and your armpits. Everywhere.""It's your decision," Rick warned. "If you're right, good for you. But if you're wrong, Hollis'll deny the stay and you wind up with egg on your face. It's not that big a deal, but since it's your first few weeks, I'd want to gain a bit more of his confidence before I crawled out on a limb.""So I should let this guy fry so I don't look bad?""Listen, I don't know the facts of the case," Rick said. "I'm just saying pick your battles wisely. I have to run, but if you have any questions just give me a call.""Listen, thanks for the help," Ben said. "We really appreciate it." After writing down Rick's number, Ben hung up the phone, turned on his computer, and reentered the Westlaw database.At five-thirty P.M. P.M., Joel, one of Chief Justice Osterman's clerks, entered the office. "We're out. Osterman's denying the stay.""So you're leaving now?" Lisa looked up from her stack of papers."You got it," Joel said with a smug smile. "Our day is done."As Joel walked out, Lisa shouted, "I wish you a life ridden with hardship and a lingering death.""See you tomorrow," Joel sang. "Hope you're not wearing the same clothes."Within the next three hours, Justice Gardner denied the stay, while Justices Veidt, Kovacs, Moloch, and Dreiberg all granted it."Three justices left, and all we need is one more yes vote," Ben said. "What are the chances this decision falls on us?""I don't want to talk about it," Lisa said, her eyes glued to the doc.u.ment in her hand. "I just need to stay focused, and this will all be over soon. I am calm. I am focused. I am the center of my universe and I am one with the doc.u.ment."At eleven P.M. P.M., Lisa leaned back in her chair and screamed, "I can't take it anymore! I haven't moved for the past twelve hours!""What happened to being one with the universe?" Ben asked."f.u.c.k the universe," she said, getting up from her chair and pacing around the office. "I hate the universe. I whiz on the universe. I am now one with anger, resentment, and hatred. Let's fry this b.a.s.t.a.r.d and go home.""Now that's exactly the kind of jurisprudence we need to see more of on this Court."Suddenly, the office door opened and Angela announced, "Both Blake and Flam are out. Stay denied. It's all on you."Ben looked at Lisa, whose shoulders slumped in defeat. "So if we fry this guy, we can go home?"Not long after midnight, Ben was sitting in front of his computer, his eyes fixed on his screen. "I don't see the proof here," he said for the third time in fifteen minutes. "I don't know this guy, I never met him, but I know the proof's not here.""You don't know s.h.i.t," Lisa said, stretched out on the sofa with her arms covering her eyes. "Now what do we want to say in this memo?""Let's give Hollis a brief overview of the facts, and we'll recommend he grant the stay based on factual innocence.""We don't know this guy is innocent," Lisa said."This defendant did not receive a fair trial, and that's a fact." Ben stopped typing. "The arresting officer swears in the police report that he saw someone run out the back door of the house when the defendant was arrested. But when the defense tries to admit the officer's testimony, the trial judge denies the request saying it's inconsequential. That's ridiculous."Lisa sat up on the sofa. "It's called judicial discretion. There's no reason to a.s.sume the judge was wrong.""There is a reason," Ben said, turning his chair toward his co-clerk. "The defendant contends that this mystery figure was an alibi witness on the night of one of the murders.""That still doesn't explain the other two murders," Lisa said. "Even if he didn't kill one child, he killed two others.""You're missing the point." Ben's voice rose with irritation. "I'm not saying he's innocent of all the murders, but if he killed two people instead of three, he might not've gotten the death penalty. Maybe the jury would've sentenced him to life imprisonment instead.""Ben, this guy killed two innocent children in one night. Even you admit that. If he didn't kill three, big f.u.c.kin' deal. He still deserves what he's getting.""That's just your opinion," Ben said, jumping from his seat. "If the jury voted on three murders, that's different than two murders.""But you don't even know if the officer's testimony would've gotten him off," Lisa interjected. "Maybe he still would've been found guilty.""But maybe he wouldn't have," Ben waved his hands, exaggerating his point. "It's not up to us.""Listen to yourself," Lisa said, getting up from her seat to stand face-to-face with Ben. "You can't redo every trial just because you would've done it differently. The jury heard the defendant's testimony. They heard him say there was an alibi witness who he couldn't get in touch with. They still convicted him of three murders. Just because a cop saw this mystery witness, that doesn't mean the witness was really an alibi. Whether the policeman's testimony was admitted or not, the alibi couldn't be found. Seeing a person who could potentially be an alibi doesn't add one iota of proof that an alibi existed.""But it does change the story the jury heard," Ben said. "I'm not saying the policeman's testimony would've proven the alibi, but it would've added some strength to the defendant's story that a mystery man existed. Before you go to your death, I think you should at least get every opportunity to prove your story.""You just feel bad for this guy because you don't like the death penalty as a solution," Lisa said."That's exactly right," Ben said, cracking his knuckles. "I want to recommend Hollis take the case. If you don't agree, I understand, but it's worth it to me. If Hollis disagrees, the worst that happens is I look bad. Considering this guy's life is at stake, I'll risk it. If it makes you happy, I'll put only my name on the memo."Lisa shook her head and put her hands on her hips. "Do you really feel that strongly about this a.s.shole?"Ben nodded."Fine, let's write the recommendation," Lisa said. "If Hollis disagrees, though, I kick your a.s.s."Returning to the computer, Ben smiled. "Deal.""Hurry!" Lisa yelled at five-fifty A.M. A.M. Racing out the door with the newly printed, thirty-two-page recommendation, Ben headed straight for the fax machine in Hollis's private office. Twenty minutes later, he returned. "Can we be more tired?" he asked, smoothing back his now greasy hair from his forehead. Racing out the door with the newly printed, thirty-two-page recommendation, Ben headed straight for the fax machine in Hollis's private office. Twenty minutes later, he returned. "Can we be more tired?" he asked, smoothing back his now greasy hair from his forehead."I a.s.sume the fax went through okay?" Lisa asked. The bags under her eyes highlighted her own exhaustion.Ben nodded and sat down next to her on the sofa.Squinting up at her co-clerk, she said, "You really have a wussy beard.""I do not," he said, running his hand across his light stubble."You do too. It's not a character flaw. It just means you're not a real man.""You wish you knew how much of a man I am," Ben said, smiling.An awkward silence filled the room. "You just flirted with me," Lisa said."What are you talking about?" Ben laughed."You did. You just flirted.""I did not.""Then what was that 'You wish you knew how much of a man I am'? You might as well have said, 'Check out my meat.'""That was it. You got me," Ben said sarcastically. "Hey, Lisa, let's end these games. Check out my meat.""You wish I would," Lisa said with a smirk.Ben pointed at Lisa. "Don't pull that with me, woman! That was you flirting with me. You just did it back!""You're crazy," Lisa said, laughing. "Listen, let's just forget this. We're not hooking up. We're both tired, and I'm in no mood to let mental exhaustion make me do something I'll regret.""Exactly." Ben tilted his head back. "Though I promise you no one has ever regretted it.""Lisa, wake up!" Ben said, shaking her awake."Wha?" she said as she sat up on the red sofa. "What time is it?""It's seven-thirty. I can't sleep. I keep thinking about this defendant. What if Hollis denies the stay because we did a c.r.a.ppy job? That means we killed him.""We didn't kill anyone. We did the best we could and we made a sound recommendation.""You think so?""Definitely. We did what we thought-"The phone rang.Ben jumped for it. "h.e.l.lo? Hi, Justice Hollis. Did you get the fax okay?" Ben fell silent and Lisa slapped his arm, trying to elicit a reaction. "No, we understand," Ben said. "Yes, we know the process. Okay. I guess we'll see you in a month or so. Have a good day." Hanging up, Ben paused, looking at Lisa with a blank stare. "That's five votes! We got stayed!" he screamed.They embraced and jumped around the office, chanting, "We got stayed! We got stayed!""I can't believe it!" Lisa said. "What else did he say?""He said he enjoyed our memo. He said the argument was persuasive, our a.n.a.lysis was sound. He said we used the word 'moreover' too much, but he thought we were right on point. He's already called the governor's office in Missouri. We just have to make all the preparations to hear the case.""I can't believe it.""And y'know what the best part was? Hollis actually said, and I quote, 'These trial courts are a f.u.c.kin' pain in the keister.'""Hollis said 'f.u.c.kin'?""Right to me," Ben said with a wide smile. "This is a great f.u.c.kin' day."

Chapter 3

STANDING IN FRONT OF ARMAND'S PIZZERIA, BEN enjoyed the cool late October breeze. As summer officially ended, so did Washington's unbearable humidity. Without his jacket, and with his shirt sleeves rolled up to his elbows, Ben relished the quiet that blanketed the area. Already forgetting the green of summer, he stared at the brown and orange hue that decorated the trees along Ma.s.sachusetts Avenue. Relaxed, he waited for his lunch companion. After a few minutes, he felt a tap on the shoulder. "Ben?" enjoyed the cool late October breeze. As summer officially ended, so did Washington's unbearable humidity. Without his jacket, and with his shirt sleeves rolled up to his elbows, Ben relished the quiet that blanketed the area. Already forgetting the green of summer, he stared at the brown and orange hue that decorated the trees along Ma.s.sachusetts Avenue. Relaxed, he waited for his lunch companion. After a few minutes, he felt a tap on the shoulder. "Ben?""Rick?" Ben asked, recognizing the voice of Justice Hollis's former clerk. Rick wore an olive-green suit and a paisley tie. His most noticeable features were his eyes, puffy and slightly bloodshot. With thin, blond hair that was combed to perfection, Rick was tall and rangy and older-looking than Ben had antic.i.p.ated. "It's nice to finally have a face to put with your voice," Ben said as they shook hands. "After all the advice you've given me in the last two months, I figured it was time to find out what you look like.""Same here," Rick said as they walked into the restaurant. "So how has Hollis been treating you?""He's fine," Ben said as they sat down at a table in the corner. "It's been about a month and a half since he got back from Norway, so I think I'm finally used to his idiosyncrasies.""He can be extremely odd, don't you think? I never understood why he would write only with pencils. Do you think he's allergic to pens?""I think that's just part of his personality," Ben said. "In his mind, nothing is written in stone; it's all changeable. I just wish he wouldn't eat the erasers from his pencils.""He still does that?" Rick laughed. "That used to make me sick.""It's one thing to eat a clean eraser. I'm all for clean erasers. But he gnaws on the dirty ones. One time I saw him erase half a sheet of paper. There was rubber fallout all across the paper and the eraser itself was pitch-black. He put that sucker right in his mouth and started chewing. It came out with nothing but metal showing. His teeth were all black, it was nasty.""Ah, yes, I do miss those days," Rick said, looking down at the menu."Don't even bother with the menu," Ben said. "There's only one thing to get here." Ben pointed to the unlimited pizza bar that was Armand's specialty. "All the pizza you can eat for only four ninety-nine. It's just about the greatest thing in the city as far as I'm concerned. I can't believe you never heard about this place.""I clearly missed out," Rick said, surveying the various pizzas.After giving the waiter their order, Ben and Rick walked up to the pizza bar and grabbed three slices each. When they returned to the table, Ben said, "Meanwhile, thanks again for the advice on the Scott Scott case. I didn't realize Hollis was so adamant about ruling for defendants on those." case. I didn't realize Hollis was so adamant about ruling for defendants on those.""Our fair justice has never seen a Sixth Amendment case he didn't like," Rick said. "By the way, how did that death penalty case turn out?""You know I'm not supposed to tell you that," Ben said, forcing a slight laugh. "We signed an ethics code-everything's confidential.""I signed the same agreement," Rick said, folding up a slice of pizza covered with onion and garlic. "And I'm still bound by it. Believe me, I know what it's like to sit in those chambers. The responsibility never ends."Ben looked over his shoulder, then leaned over to Rick. "We're working on the dissent. The justices voted five to four to fry him. It was a heartbreaker.""Hey, don't let it get you down," Rick said. "You guys did a great job in setting up that case. You can't-""I know, I can't win them all," Ben said. "I just wish we could've saved that guy. He got screwed by the trial court.""He's not the first, and he's certainly not the last," Rick said. "So what else are you working on? What's happening with the CMI merger? Doesn't that come down next week?""Actually, it probably won't come down for another few weeks. Blake and Osterman asked for more time to write their opinions. You know how it is-merger cases always wind up confusing everyone. It takes forever to sort through all the regulatory nonsense.""So who wins?""It was actually pretty amazing," Ben said, once again checking over his shoulder. "When the justices were voting in Conference, it was five to four against CMI. At the last minute, Osterman took Dreiberg out of Conference and into his chambers. According to Osterman's clerks, Osterman then convinced her that the regulations ran in favor of CMI, making the merger with Lexcoll completely legal under the Sherman Ant.i.trust Act. Charles Maxwell is going to skip to work when this decision comes down. Rumor says he's spent well over five million just on legal expenses to get the case up to the Court.""Any idea what made Dreiberg switch?""None. You know how Osterman is. He probably leaned on Dreiberg intellectually and Dreiberg gave in. It's hard for the newest justice to stand up to the chief justice.""Especially when she's a woman," Rick said.Surprised by Rick's comment, Ben said, "I wouldn't say that. Even if Dreiberg were a man, she'd have a hard time facing Osterman head-on.""I guess," Rick said."What time is she coming over?" Nathan asked, polishing his shoes on the living-room coffee table."She should be here any minute." As Ben was working on his own shoes, he noted Nathan's meticulous rubbing and buffing. "How about I just pay you to do mine?""This is a pa.s.sing of tradition, boy," Nathan said. "From father to son. From son to friend. Polishing shoes is a part of life.""I can't believe I'm doing this," Ben said, rubbing the black polish into the loafer. "I feel like my grandfather. I mean, only old people shine their own shoes. I'm probably aging as we speak.""Age has nothing to do with it," Nathan said. "I've been self-polishing since I was twelve.""Yeah, but you also iron your socks.""Just my dress socks," Nathan corrected. "As if you're one to speak.""Don't give me that," Ben said. "I may be organized, but you're King a.n.a.l."Nathan brushed the side of his shoe and added a little spit. "In your dreams.""Is that why your credit cards are alphabetized in your wallet? Or why none of the clothes in your closet can ever touch each other?""I just want everything to have its own personal s.p.a.ce," Nathan explained."Sure you do-and it's not because you're a freak." Staring at the loafer on his right hand, Ben added, "If Lisa saw me doing this, she'd have a field day.""I can't believe you still haven't brought her by.""I think you'll really like her," Ben said. "She's got s.p.u.n.k.""Then why don't you date her?""I can't," Ben said. "We're too close. It'd be like dating my sister." He slipped his feet into his gleaming loafers.When the doorbell rang, Ben went to answer it. "Nice place," Lisa said as she stepped inside. "Better than I thought it'd be." Against the far wall in the living room sat a large, deep-blue couch. A smaller striped love seat served as a way station for jackets, briefcases, wallets, and keys. Both had been bought with the proceeds from the roommates' first paychecks in Washington. Over the larger couch hung an enormous, empty gold frame, surrounding a splattering of red, blue, yellow, and green paint, which Eric had painted directly onto the wall when they first moved in. In Eric's words, it was "primary colors in action"; in Ben's words, "a nice first attempt-if you're into the whole Jackson Pollock thing." In Ober's words, "it didn't suck." Nathan proclaimed it "a disaster."Ben walked into the living room with Lisa and introduced Nathan, who was still polishing his shoes."Nice to finally meet you," Lisa said. Sniffing the air and noting the shoeshine kit, she added, "If you guys want, we can go catch a movie. They have a senior citizens' discount.""Make fun if you like," Ben said."Oh, I definitely like," she said, glancing around the room. "By the way, what's with the coffee table?" The coffee table in the center of the room was actually a poster of Elbridge Gerry-according to Ben, the country's worst vice president-mounted on a piece of Formica, resting on concrete blocks."That's the most politically obscure coffee table in town," Ben explained proudly. "Where else can you rest your feet on the face of someone who refused to sign the U.S. Const.i.tution?""You're really freaky sometimes, y'know that?" Lisa said. Walking past the gla.s.s dining-room table that was set up between the kitchen and the living room, Lisa entered the kitchen and approached a calendar attached to the refrigerator. "Is this a Miss Teen USA calendar?" she asked, noticing the logo under the picture of a young girl in an evening gown. Flipping through the months, she said, "This is pathetic.""I knew you were a flipper," Ben said, watching her from the livin