And, in spite of talk like that, there are some people back home that think their own communities' men are doing all the fighting.

CAN YOU BLAME HER?

Teacher in French School: "Marie, what is the national anthem of La Patrie?"

Little Marie: "La Ma.r.s.eillaise."

Teacher: "Good! Now, the national air of England?"

Little Marie: "G.o.d Save the King."

Teacher: "Very good, mon enfant! Now, the national air of the United States?"

Little Marie: "Certainement! It is 'Hail, Hail, the Gang's All Here!'"

GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM.

"Well, Bill, how are you getting along with your French?"

"Fine! I know the words for wood, straw, beefsteak and suds; what more do I want to get by with?"

SUCH IS FAME!

"Jake, who's this Lord Reading that's the new British Amba.s.sador to the States?"

"Reading? Say, ain't he the guy that run a railroad somewhere in Pennsylvania?"

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