What you call baby would at most, suckle for milk, cry, sleep, or leak they can only do things like that.

However, naturally I wont do something like cry unreasonably. I am already at that age you know!

And then when I am hungry I just start sucking at her breasts, when wet my pants I dont panic or make any fuss, i just keep it to myself.

If I were do these poorly, they might think of me as a demons child .. its not that I hadnt thought about that, but I can just show them my smiling face and they will treat me like an angel.

Mufufu. Adults are easy.[1]

Our village was poor, and none among those wooden houses in a row had a glass window.

And obviously, soundproofing was nonexistent the village didnt even have the proof half of the word.[2]

Therefore, when in some house somewhere a baby was born, their neighbour must prepare for the coming sleepless nights due to the baby crying.

However! If we are talking about that, I am as quiet as can be.

Ever since I got my memory back , I have never ever cried.

At first mother was rather vigilant about my lack of night crying and could only sleep lightly, but now shes sound asleep every time. She wont wake up even when I sucked at her breasts.

Because of that everyone from the neighbourhood were in a good mood, and I always get pampered by everyone.

As for me being pampered by everyone, I have a few cute faces to use for that end.

Also, I only have less than 7 years to becomea prodigy.

For that purpose, I lavish a lot of charm onto a lot of people to attract them together, desperately absorbing their words.

The results were amazing!

Now that my age is 4 months, I can already understand most of the conversations happening around me.

I had never learnt any foreign languages before in my previous life even I was surprised. If faced by death, nothing is impossible I suppose.

Or maybe, it was thanks to baby brains amazing plasticity for absorbing information?

Could it be, I actually have a hidden genius power nope, yup , definitely not.

Ah, and besides that, I am not having any lack of practice talking.

At first I was bewildered by a babys tongue and mouth, but Im now starting to be able to say word-like sounds without lisping.

And anyway, for the me who was just a 4 month infant, something like Mother, I am hungry, please expose your breast in front of me was something that must not be said.

The only things appropriate for a baby were stuff like ha-i, cha n or babu, stuff like that And somehow, every sunday evening strange sounds similar to a babys footsteps can be heard.

For your information, the first word I tried to say was Im the greatest under heaven and earth.

theres no other meaning you know? Yes, its because Im modest!

Eventually I want to learn how to read and write but there was no one in our village that can do either.

I am sure that they can at least read some simple flags or a signboard but I doubt that even the village chief Bashbal could make heads or tails out of a book.[3]

Because of that, I would often sneak into dads room to take that one book out of the desk drawer and try to read it .

According to what Mother said, father cant read books. This book was a memento of sorts that his friend left for him, therefore it was not like the contents of the book didnt mean anything .

However that also meant that I didnt know what kind book this was, and with no hint I cant even start to guess as to the meaning of the words.

. God has died.

Putting that aside, on the topic of is there anything else that I must do?- then the answer is none. At most, I just needed search for mother when I get hungry.

For the sake of become muscular, as soon as I could barely see through my eyes, I have frantically been moving my body. Because of this, I can now already move by crawling.

If there was something likebaby muscularity rankingsmight I become the winner?

So, while the muscular me totteringly crawled around this small house, apart from mother, my eyes met with my other family members.

That little boy with thick honey like blonde hair and sharp eyes.

He is my brother, Roguna-kun.

When I entered Onii-chans field of vision, he just glared at me with a rather scowling expression am I hated?

Its not like hes been talking behind my back or anything like that, maybe he was just feeling the typical childish jealousy.

Now Onii-chans age is just above 3 years old. Even though he is at the age where he wants to be spoiled, mother is turning her attention away towards me, who is just a newborn.

And since Im an abnormally easy to handle baby, I think that despite mother giving him a lot of attention as well, it still made him unpleased.

Well, hes been monopolizing this beauty of a mother all this time. It was inevitable.

Moreover, different to Onii-Chan, I am being super pampered by entire village.

Anyhow, Ive always tried to please everyone with my charms. I was brandishing it to the point it can be consideredterrorism.[4]

Thanks to this, Im in high demand .. no, maybe idol level .. better yet, an angel!

My baby power is more than 530,000. For Onii-Chan who always wore his sullen face and had bad social abilities, our levels are too different! Ho ho ho! (PR: imagining generic anime noble girl laugh. Haha)

Even today, just as I moved slightly away from the house, the senior couple gramps and granny, my mom and some other girls about the same age as her, even little children started to shower me with affection.

From Onii-Chans point of view, this little brother who had been born after me, was probably snatching away mom and all people from village from him, or something like that .

For me, who in my previous life had nobody love me, or anybody help me and spent all his time overworked in loneliness, this was a heaven sent life.

That is why, I desire love more than anyone else, desperately.

Then, another thing that Ive learnt was, if we are to give all of our love earnestly, the other side will love you back !

Given that I gave my all to getting closer to the ones who dont like me so much, Im sure Ill penetrate their defences eventually.[5]

If you look from my side whos giving my all, all I could say was that Onii-Chans effort in getting love was not nearly enough.

Onii- Chan, this world is the survival of the fittest. For the one whos cannot flatter others, he is only going to be eliminated you know? Fu fu fu ~.

Today as well, I was charming all the villagers through my love-love aura. Eat this, love me beam!

Ah, its nice having everyone love me! Ahahaha!

Notes :

[1] (TL: Youre an adult as well right? Right~?)

[2] (PR: Originally a pun where soundproofing was made up of the characters for ward, sound, equipment and the author said that the ward wasnt there. Very punny author Takami.) (TL: thanks , I dont even know what that word mean after all =w= )

[3](PR: It can be Bashubal or Bashbal as well)(TL : lets go with Bashbal then , since its have less word :>)

[4](PR: of cuteness.) (TL: I hated by a little kids for some reason , and if I saw kids like this maybe Ill pampered him/her too)

[5] (PR to TL, delete after reading: Honenuki means to remove the bones(literal) and soften up (figurative) in this case. Fish without bones=flexible lol.) (TL : Thanks :>)