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And then--and much it help'd his chance-- He could sing, and play first fiddle, and dance, Perform charades, and Proverbs of France-- Act the tender, and do the cruel; For amongst his other killing parts, He had broken a brace of female hearts, And murder'd three men in duel!

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Savage at heart, and false of tongue, Subtle with age, and smooth to the young, Like a snake in his coiling and curling-- Such was the Count--to give him a niche-- Who came to court that Heiress rich, And knelt at her foot--one needn't say which-- Besieging her castle of _Stirling_.

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With pray'rs and vows he open'd his trench, And plied her with English, Spanish, and French In phrases the most sentimental: And quoted poems in High and Low Dutch, With now and then an Italian touch, Till she yielded, without resisting much, To homage so continental.

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And then--the sordid bargain to close-- With a miniature sketch of his hooky nose, And his dear dark eyes, as black as sloes, And his beard and whiskers as black as those, The lady's consent he requited-- And instead of the lock that lovers beg, The Count received from Miss Kilmansegg A model, in small, of her Precious Leg-- And so the couple were plighted!

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But, oh! the love that gold must crown!

Better--better, the love of the clown, Who admires his lass in her Sunday gown, As if all the fairies had dress'd her!

Whose brain to no crooked thought gives birth, Except that he never will part on earth With his true love's crooked tester!

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Alas! for the love that's link'd with gold!

Better--better a thousand times told-- More honest, happy, and laudable, The downright loving of pretty Cis, Who wipes her lips, though there's nothing amiss, And takes a kiss, and gives a kiss, In which her heart is audible!

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Pretty Cis, so smiling and bright, Who loves--as she labors--with all her might, And without any sordid leaven!

Who blushes as red as haws and hips, Down to her very finger-tips, For Roger's blue ribbons--to her, like strips Cut out of the azure of Heaven!

HER MARRIAGE.

CCXIX.

'Twas morn--a most auspicious one!

From the Golden East, the Golden Sun Came forth his glorious race to run, Through clouds of most splendid tinges; Clouds that lately slept in shade, But now seem'd made Of gold brocade, With magnificent golden fringes.

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Gold above, and gold below, The earth reflected the golden glow, From river, and hill, and valley; Gilt by the golden light of morn, The Thames--it look'd like the Golden Horn, And the Barge, that carried coal or corn, Like Cleopatra's Galley!

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Bright as clusters of Golden-rod, Suburban poplars began to nod, With extempore splendor furnish'd; While London was bright with glittering clocks, Golden dragons, and Golden cocks, And above them all, The dome of St. Paul, With its Golden Cross and its Golden Ball, Shone out as if newly burnished!

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And lo! for Golden Hours and Joys, Troops of glittering Golden Boys Danced along with a jocund noise, And their gilded emblems carried!

In short, 'twas the year's most Golden Day, By mortals call'd the First of May, When Miss Kilmansegg, Of the Golden Leg, With a Golden Ring was married!

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And thousands of children, women, and men, Counted the clock from eight till ten, From St. James's sonorous steeple; For next to that interesting job, The hanging of Jack, or Bill, or Bob, There's nothing so draws a London mob As the noosing of very rich people.

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And a treat it was for the mob to behold The Bridal Carriage that blazed with gold!

And the Footmen tall and the Coachman bold, In liveries so resplendent-- Coats you wonder'd to see in place, They seem'd so rich with golden lace, That they might have been independent.

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Coats, that made those menials proud Gaze with scorn on the dingy crowd, From their gilded elevations; Not to forget that saucy lad (Ostentation's favorite cad); The Page, who look'd, so splendidly clad, Like a Page of the "Wealth of Nations."

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But the Coachman carried off the state, With what was a Lancashire body of late Turn'd into a Dresden Figure; With a bridal Nosegay of early bloom, About the size of a birchen broom, And so huge a White Favor, had Gog been Groom He need not have worn a bigger.

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And then to see the Groom! the Count With Foreign Orders to such an amount, And whiskers so wild--nay, bestial; He seem'd to have borrow'd the shaggy hair As well as the Stars of the Polar Bear, To make him look celestial!

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And then--Great Jove!--the struggle, the crush, The screams, the heaving, the awful rush, The swearing, the tearing, and fighting,-- The hats and bonnets smash'd like an egg-- To catch a glimpse of the Golden Leg, Which, between the steps and Miss Kilmansegg, Was fully display'd in alighting!

CCXXIX.

From the Golden Ankle up to the Knee There it was for the mob to see!