Dallas says, "Say, I think you should watch the video again, then go hang with Peyton."

Riley: I think you should watch the video again, bro. Then go hang with Peyton.

Dawes: Can't watch the video again. Threw my computer screen across the room. Broken.

Riley: Borrow Bryce's. Baby's already got over 80 hits, and it's only been online for about 10 minutes. Every guy at school is sitting around simultaneously thinking what a dumb fuck you are and thanking you for being one. I'm out. (I love what Riley says here.) Kissing me. Wearing boots.

9:45 pm PST We get to the shoot location. Tommy greets me with a big hug the second I step my foot out of the car. Riley and Dallas are wide eyed. "This is Tommy? Your step dad? Like Tommy freaking Stevens?" (This seems crazy to have this part in here, when the stalker became such a big part of the series, but this is kind of a fun scene, regardless.) Tommy says, "In the flesh, dude. Nice to meet you," and gives them each a warm handshake.

Dallas turns to me and says, "Um, that would make your mom Abby Johnston?"

"Yeah." I smile sheepishly.

"No wonder you look like her," he laughs.

Tommy puts one arm around each boy's neck and says, "Come on. I'll introduce you to everyone. Your mom's in makeup, baby, go say hi."

So I do, end up crying, telling her all about Dawson and why he's not with me.

"It's his loss, Kiki. And maybe he will change his mind."

"Well he might, but I won't," I state emphatically. "No way I will take him back. After how he treated me?"

Mom says, "People make mistakes sometimes, and an old girlfriend, that you have wanted but couldn't have and now she wants you. Think about how you would feel if Brooklyn came to school, was telling you how sorry he was, how he wanted you back. How it'd work this time."

I think about that. Hmm. She might be right. I might break up with Dawson and do the same thing.

"You might be right. I just wanna have fun this weekend. I'm so glad I"m here."

"Me too, Kiki, me too."

Then my phone buzzes. I look at the text and can't help but grin.

Mom says, "Who's texting you that brings on that kind of grin? That's who you should be dating."

"Oh, it's the God of all Hotties."

"What'd he say?"

"Said he saw my video..."

"Oh my gosh, Keatyn, what video??!!" Mom says in a panic. "TELL ME you and Gorgeous DID NOT make a video!"

"Mom, calm down. You'll get a wrinkle. The boys and I made a silly pretend rap video on the plane. It's causing quite the stir back at school apparently. Mostly we did it to piss Dawson off." (Calm down, Mom, you'll get a wrinkle! LMFAO!) "I think I need to see this video."

"Uh, oh, shit. Um, you might not really like it, now that I think about it. It's maybe slightly inappropriate."

"I want to see it now."

So I show her.

"Well you are right, it is slightly inappropriate, but wow, talk about a little revenge. And you look amazing. Beautiful, sexy, very grown up. A little sleazy, but that was the point, right? You're playing a role?"

"Yeah, sexy rap video girl."

"You did good, baby. Has he seen it yet?"

"Ha! Yeah. He's pissed! Threw his computer across the room and broke it pissed! Pissed at his brother, pissed at himself. Still not completely sure what to do. Says he wants me, but I think if he doesn't hang out with her he won't know for sure, so I don't know. I don't want to think about it this weekend."

"So what did the hottie say?"

"Oh yeah, I need to reply. Okay, so he said, Saw your video. Love it. Glad you're single. Not glad you're kissing someone else. Think you need to do another one. Kissing me. Wearing boots."

"Boots?"

"I told you, that's what he calls me. Cuz I kicked the soccer ball at him and scored wearing my cowboy boots and a dress."

"Oh yeah. What are you going to say back?"

"I don't know. What do I say to that?" I grab mom's arm. "And omg, MOM, the other day, when I was tutoring him, he told me someday we are going to France, and he's going to ask me to marry him at the top of the Eiffel Tower at sunset."

"Damn, he sounds like a keeper."

"No. He's the player. No actually, he's the stealth player. Like the stealth fighter. He's a real player, but he pretends not to be."

Mom's makeup girl says, "Done!"

And Mom says, "Let's go meet these boys." (I really do love Keatyn and her mom's relationship. And it's sad how they missed out on months of it because of Vincent. But this scene just makes me smile.) She's amazing, natural, graceful when she meets them. They are both shell shocked. Probably because like most boys in American, they have probably beaten off to her picture on occasion. I wish I was more like her. Wish boys would meet me and be shell shocked. Not think about going back to their gorgeous, perfect ex girlfriends.

I finally text Aiden back. And the thought just crossed my mind that I have not seen or heard about Aiden hooking up with, or even making out with any other girls. But that can't be right, cuz he's a player, right? But he's a stealth player, we decided that, so he must hook up girls like below the radar or something. Or he has a radar jamming device. Or something. I guess I really don't know how a stealth works exactly.

Me: How many other girls have you kissed since school started?

Aiden: Just you