Sex God: You kissed my brother?

Shit.

First things first.

Me: Your brother kissed me. He was drunk. It was horrible.

Sex God: You didn't like kissing him?

Me: OMG! NO! And for the record, you are a WAY better kisser.

Sex God: Maybe I should come kiss you now. What are you wearing?

Me: PJ shorts and tank top. Still in bed.

Sex God: Heard that's what you wore to the party. White tank top with a leopard bra underneath. I was jealous at first, but I already saw that bra :) Me: Yeah, cuz you're naughty.

Sex God: Naw, cuz I'm good ;) You're coming to the football scrimmage, right? Watch me kick some ass?

Me: Of course. What time is it again?

Sex God: 3. Can I come over?

Me: Why?

Sex God: I wanna snuggle up with you. (Sure you do, Riley.) Me: I just woke up. I'm sure I look like shit.

Sex God: Doubtful. Go brush your teeth. I will be there in like 2 minutes.

Me: Make it 10 and if you wanna be really nice, bring us some coffee and muffins.

Sex God: Oh, I'm gonna be very nice...

Me: