The irresistible Henry House: a novel.

by Lisa Grunwald.

For my son, Jonathan Grunwald Adler, with love and wonder

With the lips and eyes of a valentine And a smile from the Sunday comics, He was the Practice Baby in a College of Home Economics.

"Oh what a lucky baby I am!"

He often used to cry, "To have a hundred Mammas To make me hush-a-by!"

-Morris Bishop and J. H. Mason, "The Practice Baby,"

The Sat.u.r.day Evening Post, May 1928 May 1928

Part 1 - The Practice Baby

1.

Welcome Home, Henry

By the time Henry House was four months old, a copy of his picture was being carried in the pocketbooks of seven different women, each of whom called him her son.

The photograph showed Henry on the day he arrived at Wilton College in 1946. He was lying naked in his crib, his backside bare and sa.s.sy, his hair already shiny and dark, and his grin already firmly in place as he pulled up on his chubby hands and turned back toward the sound of his name.

Henry House was a practice baby, an orphan supplied by the local home for the purpose of teaching college women how to be proper mothers. For more than two decades, since the early 1920s, colleges across the country had offered home economics programs featuring practice kitchens, practice houses, and, sometimes, practice babies. Henry was the tenth such baby to come to the Wilton practice house. Like the other so-called House babies before him, he was expected to stay for two years and be tended to in week-long shifts by a half dozen practice mothers. In earnest, attentive rotations, they would live and sleep beside him as they learned the science of child rearing-feeding and diapering, soothing and playing-until it was time to pa.s.s him on to the next devoted trainee.

Raised, as a consequence, not with a pack of orphans by a single matron but as a single orphan by a pack of mothers, Henry House started life in a fragrant, dust-free, fractured world, where love and disappointment were both excessive and intertwined.

IN 1946, THE CAMPUS OF WILTON COLLEGE sat like a misplaced postage stamp in the upper-left-hand corner of the mostly flat, still mostly rural Pennsylvania rectangle. Established in 1880, the college was one of the oldest in the country created solely for the education of women, and it drew, in nearly equal numbers, girls from the nearby farms and girls from the distant towns and girls from the glittering, ambitious East. If some arrived with the thought that home economics would offer an easy path, they had only to enter the practice house to be disabused of this notion.

Martha Gaines ran the program with an iron fist and a hidden heart, living full-time in the practice house while the undergraduates came and went. Martha considered the building hers, the students hers, the program hers. In 1926, she had been rea.s.signed from her original post as a textiles instructor to design and run the practice baby program, and she had been in charge since the arrival of the very first House infant. Martha had overseen all the House babies since then, the single exception being during the previous year, when she had been urged (the gossip, she knew, said forced) forced) to take a leave of absence. On this sharp, brisk autumn morning, with a new school year, a new group of mothers, and a new baby before her, Martha had never felt a deeper need to be in command. to take a leave of absence. On this sharp, brisk autumn morning, with a new school year, a new group of mothers, and a new baby before her, Martha had never felt a deeper need to be in command.

Henry was in her arms. He was wearing bright red cotton pajamas and was wrapped, budlike, in a pale green cotton blanket. The date of his birth-June 12, 1946-had been written on a piece of orphanage stationery and fixed to his blanket with a large diaper pin. The orphans always arrived with numbers and, thanks to Martha's one streak of whimsy, stayed on with cutely alliterative names: Helen House, then Harold House, then Hannah, Hope, Heloise, Harvey, Holly, Hugh, and Harriet. Only when they were adopted-which they invariably were, quite eagerly, as the prized products of modern child-rearing techniques-would they finally be given real names.

At the door of the practice house, Martha now exhaled a homecoming sigh, then expertly shifted the baby onto her left arm to open the door with her right.

"Welcome home, Henry," she whispered, stepping into the entranceway and turning on the light.

Then she kissed one of the baby's tiny, still-clenched hands-not his face, of course, for she rarely deviated from the rules she imposed on her student mothers, and one of those rules was not to indulge in undue physical affection. ("MOTHER MUST NOT BEGIN WITH S" was the admonition that Martha had st.i.tched as a sampler years before.) Now she tucked Henry's fist back under the blanket and stepped into the nursery. It was ten-thirty on a Monday morning, and the girls weren't scheduled to come until eleven, and that would give Martha barely enough time.

Henry looked at her, his eyes just mature enough to focus on hers. Martha shrugged off her tweed jacket, keeping the baby snugly against her chest and inhaling the talc.u.m-y smell of his neck.

There had been times, in her previous year of exile, when Martha had not been sure she'd ever get to hold a House baby again. Relief and the lingering loneliness of her time away now galvanized her. With Henry up on her shoulder, she all but spun around the room, reaching for her tools: a fresh journal, a sharp pencil, a measuring tape, a diaper. As she gathered the things, she hummed the song that Bing Crosby had been crooning since the end of the war: Kiss me once, then kiss me twice Then kiss me once again It's been a long, long time.

THE NURSERY HAD REMAINED LARGELY UNCHANGED in the year of Martha's absence. The walls were still the palest shade of green, with crisp white wainscoting that hemmed them in and kept them from seeming completely inst.i.tutional. The changing table and a small dresser flanked the left-hand wall. A rocking chair and an oak side table sat beside the far window. A faded Oriental covered most of the dark wooden floor.

In general, the room was-like Martha herself-not altogether cold but not particularly inviting. Functional Functional described them both. At forty-eight, Martha was no longer confident, slim, or remotely happy enough to be what most people would consider attractive. In recent years, her face had become doughy and less defined, as if the lines of her features were starting to smudge. Her body, often plump, had become heavyset, and she had taken to wearing, along with her tailored suits, a series of eccentrically colorful silk scarves that were meant to distract attention from the rest of her. described them both. At forty-eight, Martha was no longer confident, slim, or remotely happy enough to be what most people would consider attractive. In recent years, her face had become doughy and less defined, as if the lines of her features were starting to smudge. Her body, often plump, had become heavyset, and she had taken to wearing, along with her tailored suits, a series of eccentrically colorful silk scarves that were meant to distract attention from the rest of her.

Today Martha's scarf was bright turquoise and orange, and as she laid Henry on the changing table, he seemed transfixed by its pattern. Staring, he didn't protest as she unwrapped his green blanket and, ribbon by ribbon, undid his red pajamas. Only then-from the cold and the shock of not being swaddled-did he begin to yell and squirm. Resolutely, Martha ignored his cries and unfastened his diaper pin. "You're a strong one," she said to him, unfolding her tape measure.

She measured the circ.u.mference of Henry's head, then his height, his hands, and his feet. She noted the color of his skin, his eyes, his hair. She noticed and recorded a small extra flap of skin on his right ear, like the ear tags that came on those German teddy bears that had been so popular before the war.

"What's that doing there?" she asked Henry, while he kept on bellowing.

He was only fourteen weeks old, and Martha usually preferred the practice babies to be five or six months when she got them. Irena Stahl at the orphanage, however, had been unusually firm in insisting that Henry was the healthiest candidate, and Martha-anxious to resume her duties-had been in no mood to argue, and certainly not to wait.

She turned Henry over on his belly and scrutinized his skin, running one large hand across the tiny span of his shoulder blades, no wider than an octave. She studied the small of his back, his b.u.t.tocks, checking for imperfections, marveling at their absence.

She knew that the girls would be coming soon, and that she should dress the baby, and prepare him, and prepare herself as well, but for this one moment, he was hers, entirely hers, and all of his magnificent future, and his already insignificant past, fit grandly within the span of her hand. She scooped him up, and, despite herself, she kissed him firmly on the cheek.

For a moment, their eyes met again, and Martha felt a surge of longing. Furtively, she looked around the empty room. "Now you know," she whispered to Henry. "I think I'm going to love you," she said. "Don't tell a soul."

MARTHA HAD PUT HENRY IN THE CRIB for his nap and had only just finished filling the diaper pail with cold water and borax when she heard the bustle of girls approaching the front door. She struggled not to envy them-their youth, their freedom, their endless choices. All of them would be freshmen this year, and though the freshmen were always more energetic than the soph.o.m.ores, they also required more guidance.

Three of them stood in the doorway now, and Martha guessed they'd not come together. Two were conspicuously beautiful blondes and the third an agitated brunette in an ill-fitting boiled-wool jacket. "Beatrice. I'm Beatrice Marshall," she said as if reciting a line she'd spent time rehearsing. "Did they tell you I was to join your cla.s.s?"

"I have your name right here," Martha said.

Beatrice attempted a relieved smile but revealed instead yellow teeth and anxious eyes. She removed her hat hastily, and her hair, which was fine and the color of brown sugar, flared up with static in a nervous halo. Inside, she took off her jacket, uncovering a dress that was clearly a hand-me-down special, or at least the veteran of one too many a harvest ball. By contrast, Grace Winslow, the taller of the two blondes, was perfectly done up in a camel-hair skirt, a white blouse, and a tidy French twist. The third girl, Constance c.u.mmings, held a smart red purse in one hand and, in the other, the new bestselling paperback that Martha had already come to loathe, though she hadn't yet managed to read it: The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care, The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care, by Dr. Benjamin Spock. Swinging her long, straight hair over her shoulder, Connie settled into an armchair and sat-grave and expectant-with her bag at her side and her book in her lap, as if she was waiting for a sermon to start. by Dr. Benjamin Spock. Swinging her long, straight hair over her shoulder, Connie settled into an armchair and sat-grave and expectant-with her bag at her side and her book in her lap, as if she was waiting for a sermon to start.

The fourth student to arrive was Ruby Allen, from West Virginia. Another farm girl, she was wearing a polka-dot dress and enormous Minnie Mouse shoes, and she greeted the others with an exuberant "Hi, y'all." She was followed quickly by Ethel Neuholzer, who walked in with an Argus camera around her neck and a Clark Bar in her hand. She was a slightly chubby brunette with a Veronica Lake swoop to her hair and a blue bow that completely extinguished the intended smoldering effect. Within the next five minutes, she had reached into her voluminous purse to offer her new cla.s.smates Lucky Strikes, Life Savers, and Doublemint gum.

"Where's the kid?" she asked.

By noon, the only one absent was Betty Lodge, but Martha already knew her. Betty Lodge-nee Gardner-was the daughter of Dr. Nelson Gardner, the Wilton College president. Betty was a long-ago graduate of the Wilton Nursery School, which was still located just next door. Martha had known her since the day she turned two, because the staff and faculty had always been encouraged to attend her birthday parties.

At the moment, Betty had again become a much-clucked-over presence on campus, this time because her young husband, Fred, had been included in the War Department's final list of dead and missing. With every month that pa.s.sed, the chance of his being found alive became more and more negligible. Yet Betty, or so the chatter went, clung to reports of captured pilots and amnesiac prisoners. The year before, a bomber pilot who had been listed as dead had been found alive in a Rangoon hospital, and most people saw Betty's enrollment in the home economics program as a testament to her faith that Fred had, like that pilot, survived the war.

She walked in nearly forty-five minutes late, a short, frail-boned eighteen-year-old with thatched blond hair and an almost storybook face. A sweetheart face, people called it. Slightly boyish, even more elfin, she would have made a perfect Peter Pan. She had pale skin, long, thin wrists, and oddly stubby hands. The lightness of her skin and the unusual brightness in her eyes made it look as if she might have just been beamed in from a neighboring star.

"Where's the baby?" she asked before the front door had even closed behind her. Maybe it was something about the expectancy in her voice; maybe it was the little pearl b.u.t.tons on her pale blue sweater set; maybe it was simply that Martha had known her for so long. Whatever the reason, Betty looked no older than twelve as she asked the question, and Martha felt a stab of sympathy for her.

"Sleeping," Martha told her.

Betty turned immediately in the direction of the nursery and walked in without hesitation, a sense of ent.i.tlement trailing her like a scent. Martha's sympathy ebbed. So this was what it would be like to have the president's daughter here, she thought.

In a few moments, the rest of the girls had left the embrace of the living room chairs to form a clucking, perfumed bracket around the sides of Henry's crib. It was a configuration they would resume any number of times in the many months that followed. And Henry, awake or asleep, in glee or discomfort, health or illness, would always be the exact focus of their six pairs of searching eyes. He would rarely disappoint the needs and hopes those eyes conveyed.

"He will wake up at one o'clock," Martha began, with the certainty of a fortune-teller. "When he wakes up, he will need to be changed. He will then have his lunch. Eight ounces of formula, at room temperature. I will show you in a moment how to sterilize the bottles."

"Do we get to play with him?" Ethel asked, fingering the strap on her camera.

Martha scowled. "When it's your week to live in the practice house, you will of course prepare for and give all his feedings, including the ones in the middle of the night. You will take him outdoors for walks, maintain his crib and carriage bedding, bathe him, shampoo him, weigh and measure him, soak and wash his diapers-"

"Wash his diapers!" Grace said in horror.

"Wash. His. Diapers," Martha repeated. She looked at the six women one by one, trying to make sure they were listening. "Taking care of a baby," she said, "is the only important job that most of you will ever have."

ONLY BEATRICE HAD BROUGHT A NOTEBOOK, and while the girls resumed their places on the armchairs and sofa, she clutched it as if it was a kickboard and she was just learning to swim. A few years back, Martha mused, she had taught another kid like this. Dumb as a spoon. Nervous as a fish. "Do we need to take notes?" Beatrice asked now, dropping her pen.

"Who didn't bring a notebook?" Martha asked. Hands sprang up in unison, as if the girls were here not for a cla.s.s but for a swearing-in.

NOT EVERYONE WHO STUDIED HOME ECONOMICS at the practice house was completely incompetent, in Martha's view. But even some of the most basic skills-like sterilizing a pacifier, say, without cloaking the place in the smell of burning rubber-seemed at times to tax the students' capabilities. Martha had grown up the child of an Army captain, and inefficiency bothered her almost as much as carelessness did. She understood that her growing inability to hide her impatience was the main reason that Dean Swift, the head of the Department of Home Economics, and President Gardner had insisted she take her sabbatical. And that Carla Peabody, the insipid young college nurse, had gotten to run the practice house in her absence. And that Martha had spent most of the previous few weeks trying to eradicate the last traces of her.

Other than the previous year, that had been the only time when the leaders of the college had intruded into Martha's life. She was determined that they would not do so again, and yet the shameful reality-so completely at odds with her character and the impression she usually gave-was that she was as perfectly vulnerable to their wishes as a baby like Henry was to hers.

AT 12:45, WHILE MARTHA was still demonstrating bottle sterilization and formula preparation, Henry woke up, yelling. Martha had to suppress a smile as she watched the looks of fear pinch and pull at the girls' faces. Within seconds, both Connie and Betty were on their feet, and Beatrice had dropped her pen again.

"He's crying!" Ethel said.

"Yes," Martha replied languidly.

"Shouldn't we-" Connie began.

"Shouldn't you what?" Martha said.

"Shouldn't we go pick him up?" Connie asked, brandishing her paperback Spock. "Spock says-" she began.

Martha squared her shoulders and fingered the gold honor society pin she always wore on a chain beneath her scarf: Omicron Nu, the home economics sisterhood that was the only group to which Martha had ever belonged.

"There is no textbook for this course," Martha said. "If there were a textbook for this course, it would not be Spock."

Connie looked contrite, then concerned. "What's wrong with Spock?" she asked.

"Now. What time did I say his nap would end?" Martha replied.

Henry's cries were rising in primal rhythms now, and there were gasps between his calls, a forlorn, slightly desperate sound that even Martha, if she were honest, would have to admit she would rather not hear.

"You told us one o'clock," Beatrice said.

"It's nearly one!" Connie added.

"If you don't train him now, you can't train him later," Martha replied, and so, for the next thirteen minutes, until precisely one o'clock, seven women stood in the kitchen, listening to Henry House cry, watching the minute hands on their watches crawl toward the refuge of the hour.

"NOW?" CONNIE ASKED at one.

"Now," Martha said, and, despite herself, she led the way a little too eagerly back into the nursery.

Henry had managed to come unswaddled, and his face was nearly as red as his cotton pajamas. He did not stop crying when Martha picked him up, or when she changed his diaper, or even when she carried him, up on her shoulder, to the rocking chair. Only when she had guided the bottle firmly into his mouth did Henry stop. There was a kind of collective loosening in the room then, like the relief that follows a storm after the lights have been restored.

IT WAS AFTER HIS MEAL-eight ounces of formula exactly, drained to the last drop-and after the lesson in burping-over the shoulder, then over the knee-that Henry House was briefly returned to his crib, his backside naked, and that Ethel took the photograph they would all carry in their wallets. For although these women were present, on this September morning, to begin their education in the science of child rearing and the science of home economics, there was nothing in the least bit scientific about the feelings already engendered in them by this winsome, brown-haired, dark-eyed, sweet-cheeked baby boy.

2.

Six Different Lullabies

Like the other academic disciplines at Wilton College, the Department of Home Economics required a four-year commitment from its students, and a course load as heavy as that of any department on campus. Despite the a.s.sumptions it inevitably provoked, home ec had for decades been a quietly subversive portal to a traditionally male world. In the name of home maintenance, menu planning, and stain removal, students took mandatory courses in physics, chemistry, statistics, bacteriology, biology, nutritional a.n.a.lysis, and electrical circuitry. At the end of one course, called Household Equipment, every girl was required to dismantle and rea.s.semble an entire refrigerator by herself. This was no sorority tea.

Yet in the buzz of postwar enthusiasm, as the Baby Boom began in the reclaimed bedrooms of three million couples, the cooking, cleaning, and household maintenance seemed to take a backseat to the child-care course. It was the practice house, with its tiny, living embodiment of a great American future, that seemed to draw from the students the most somber sense of purpose. When Connie came for the first day of her first week as practice mother, her shiny red shoes were the only suggestion that she would ever bring anything light or fun-anything but grave ambition and patriotic intensity-to the tasks involved in helping to raise a fine young American.

Martha did nothing to perk up the mood. In her nineteen years as head of the practice house, she had trained more than fifty student mothers. But she had yet to find one who didn't need sober reminding that the joys of tending a child should never be separated from the risks.

With Connie, Martha did what she had always done for a novice on day one. She commented on the weather, took the girl's jacket, gave her an encouraging smile, thrust the baby into her arms, and said she had something to attend to upstairs.

It was a necessary initiation. The deep end of the pool, the rudder of the sailboat, the wheel of the car. All those situations that ultimately had to be handled by one person alone. There could never be any true preparation. Just defeat or survival.

Of course in this case it was Henry's survival that was the initial concern. Henry, who had tightened his tiny fist around Martha's index finger this morning and brought it directly into his mouth, as if it were his own thumb. Maybe it was his size-so much smaller than the usual practice babies-that made him seem more vulnerable. But in all the years she been running the practice house, Martha had lost only one baby, and that one had been her own: a tiny, awful, unbeautiful thing, born dead and b.l.o.o.d.y and premature, a hundred seasons ago, on a winter night when she'd still been loved.

Martha saw herself in the mirror at the top of the stairs and readjusted her scarf, forcing the memory out of her mind. Once a day. She allowed herself to think about that only once a day.

Like the first floor, the second floor of the practice house featured one small and one large bedroom, as well as an ample parlor. The rooms upstairs were as personal and crowded as the main floor's were generic and pristine. Martha had not yet found places for the souvenirs of her semesters away: pale pink sh.e.l.ls and bleached white coral from Bermuda, a woven blanket and a clay bowl from Mexico, the inevitable Statue of Liberty from New York. She surveyed them now with mixed feelings. It was true that she had seen many wondrous sights she would never have seen unless Dean Swift and Dr. Gardner had insisted she go. It was also true that those sights had made her miss the practice house more deeply, made her feel the peculiar imbalance of having a home in which one lived only at the pleasure of an inst.i.tution.

The many photographs framed on the walls upstairs were not of family, exactly, but rather of families formed and dissolved every few years: cla.s.ses of women with House babies, babies long since returned to the orphanage, long since adopted, long since renamed. On the rare occasions when their adoptive families brought them back to visit, they never remembered Martha anyway.

"Mrs. Gaines?" Martha heard Connie call. "I think he may be-"

May be what, Martha thought, already fighting the same impatience that had led to her recent exile. There were really only a few options with a four-month-old baby. He could be hungry. Tired. Dirty. Hot. Cold. Sick. In pain. And that was all.

Martha checked her watch. It had been only ten minutes. She would give Connie five minutes more.

"I'm sure he's fine, dear," Martha called, and then she sat at her desk and waited, ready to move only at the sound of a life-threatening disaster.

MARTHA GAINES IN HER TWENTIES had never once looked into a mirror with apprehension or dismay. She hadn't been striking, but she'd been pretty, her features a warm invitation: hazel eyes, ascendant cheekbones, upturned nose-all broad and Irish. It hadn't yet crossed her mind that she wouldn't find love, a husband, children, and, someday, a house of her own.

She had been twenty-five on the Christmas Eve when Tom Gaines, the baritone who'd been promised all week by the choir director, had loped into the church, late. Tom had been stocky and rugged-looking, with an unexpectedly tidy and debonair side part in his hair. His place among the baritones had been opposite Martha's among the altos. Their eyes had met three or four times that night, looking up on a hallelujah.

He was a maintenance man for the Pennsylvania Railroad, painting the bodies of locomotives in their signature dark green, maroon, and gold. Martha would have married him no matter what his job had been. He smelled of sweat and shaving cream, and he sang or hummed love songs, sometimes without even knowing it.