"Nothing," said Ty. His head was whirling and he felt an insane urge to break out laughing. "-Annie just didn't kill you, that's all."
"Kill me?" Mial's face paled, then darkened. "You were going to kill me-with that?" He pointed at Annie.
"I was going to send thirteen thousand volts through you while you were helping me with the Demonstration," said Ty, still light-headed, "-if I hadn't crossed myself up. But you tell me it's all right, anyway. You say the aliens're going to agree."
"You thought they wouldn't?" said Mial, staring at him.
"I thought you were playing some game of your own. You said you were."
"That's right," said Mial. Some of the dark color faded from his face. "I was. I had to. You couldn't be trusted."
"Icouldn't be trusted?" Ty burst out.
"Not you-or any of your bunch!" Mial laughed, harshly. "Babes in the woods, all of you. You build a machine that proves peace pays better than war, and think that settles the problem. What would have happened without someone like me along-"
"You! How they let someone like you weasel your way in-"
"Why, you don't think I was assigned to this mission through any kind of accident, do you?" Mial laughed in Ty's face. "They combed the world to find someone like me."
"Combed the world? Why?"
"Because youhad to come, and the Laburti would only allow two of us with the analyzer to make the trip," said Mial. "You were the best Operator. But you were no politician-and no actor. And there was no time to teach you the facts of life. The only way to make it plain to the aliens that you were at cross purposes with me was to pick someone to head this Mission whom you couldn't help fighting."
"Couldn't help fighting?" Ty stood torn with fury and disbelief. "Why should I have someone along I couldn't help fighting-"
"So the aliens would believe me when I told them your faction back on Earth was strong enough so that I had to carry on the real negotiations behind your back."
"What-real negotiations?"
"Negotiations," said Mial, "to decide whose side we with our Annie-machines and their Operators would be on, during the hundred and twenty-five years of peace between the Great Races." Mial smiled sardonically at Ty.
"Side?" Ty stood staring at the other man. "Why should we be on anyone's side?"
"Why, because by manipulating the data fed to the analyzers, we can control the pattern of growth; so that the Chedal can gain three times as fast as the Laburti in a given period, or the Laburti gain at the same rate over the Chedal. Of course," said Mial, dryly, "I didn't ever exactly promise we could do that in so many words, but they got the idea. Of course, it was the Laburti we had to close with-but I dickered with the Chedal first to get the Laburti price up."
"What price?"
"Better relationships, more travel between the races."
"But-" Ty stammered. "It's not true! That about manipulating the data."
"Of course it's not true!" snapped Mial. "And they never would have believed it if they hadn't seen you-the neutralist-fighting me like a Kilkenny cat." Mial stared at him. "Neither alien bunch ever thought seriously about not going to war anyway. They each just considered putting it off until they could go into it with a greater advantage over the other."
"But-they can'tprefer war to peace!"
Mial made a disgusted noise in his throat.
"You amateur statesmen!" he said. "You build a better mousetrap and you think that's all there is to it.
Just because something's better for individuals, or races, doesn't mean they'll automatically go for it. The Chedal and Laburti have a reason for going to war that can't be figured on your Annie-machine."
"What?" Ty was stung.
"It's called the emotional factor," said Mial, grimly. "The climate of feeling that exists between the Chedal and the Laburti races-like the climate between you and me."
Ty found his gaze locked with the other man's. He opened his mouth to speak-then closed it again. A cold, electric shock of knowledge seemed to flow through him. Of course, if the Laburti felt about the Chedal as he felt about Mial . . .
All at once, things fell together for him, and he saw the true picture with painfully clear eyes. But the sudden knowledge was a tough pill to get down. He hesitated.
"But you've just put off war a hundred and twenty-five years!" he said. "And both alien races'll be twice as strong, then!"
"And we'll be forty times as strong as we are now," said Mial, dryly. "What do you think a nearly three percent growth advantage amounts to, compounded over a hundred and twenty-five years? By that time we'll be strong enough to hold the balance of power between them and force peace, if we want it. They'd like to cut each other's throats, all right, but not at the cost of cutting their own, for sure. Besides," he went on, more slowly, "if your peace can prove itself in that length of time-now's its chance to do it."
He fell silent. Ty stood, feeling betrayed and ridiculed. All the time he had been suspecting Mial, the other man had been working clear-eyed toward the goal. For if the Laburti and the Chedal felt as did he and Mial, the unemotional calm sense of Annie's forecast never would have convinced the aliens to make peace.
Ty saw Mial watching him now with a sardonic smile. He thinks I haven't got the guts to congratulate him, thought Ty.
"All right," he said, out loud. "You did a fine job-in spite of me. Good for you."
"Thanks," said Mial grimly. They looked at each other.
"But-" said Ty, after a minute, between his teeth, the instinctive venom in him against the other man rushing up behind his words, "I still hate your guts! Once I thought there was a way out of that, but you've convinced me different, as far as people like us are concerned. Once this is over, I hope to heaven I never set eyes on you again!"
Their glances met nakedly.
"Amen," said Mial softly. "Because next timeI'll killyou. "
"Unless I beat you to it," said Ty.
Mial looked at him a second longer, then turned and quit the room. From then on, and all the way back to Earth they avoided each other's company and did not speak again. For there was no need of any more talk.
They understood each other very well.
BROTHER CHARLIE.
Once again, a story that makes a companion piece with the previous story. This time, it's two aliens at each other's throats (though at least one may not have a throat, quite), with a human caught in the middle, and stuck on an untamed planet with very hungry predators. What an awful fix for the human to be in.
Please don't throw me in that briar patch. . . .
I.
The mutter of her standby burners trembled through the APC9 like the grumbling of an imminent and not entirely unominous storm. In the cramped, lightly grease-smelling cockpit, Chuck Wagnall sat running through the customary preflight check on his instruments and controls. There were a great many to check out-almost too many for the small cockpit space to hold; but then old number 9, like all of her breed, was equipped to operate almost anywhere but underwater. She could even have operated there as well, but she would have needed a little time to prepare herself, before immersion.
On his left-hand field screen the Tomah envoy escort was to be seen in the process of moving the Tomah envoy aboard. The Lugh, Binichi, was already in his bin. Chuck wasted neither time nor attention on these-but when his ship range screen lit up directly before him, he glanced at it immediately.
"Hold Seventy-nine," he said automatically to himself, and pressed the acknowledge button.
The light cleared to reveal the face of Roy Marlie, Advance Unit Supervisor. Roy's brown hair was neatly combed in place, his uniform closure pressed tight, and his blue eyes casual and relaxed-and at these top danger signals, Chuck felt his own spine stiffen.
"Yo, how's it going, Chuck?" Roy asked.
"Lift in about five minutes."
"Any trouble picking up Binichi?"
"A snap," said Chuck. "He was waiting for me right on the surface of the bay. For two cents' worth of protocol he could have boarded her here with the Tomah." Chuck studied the face of his superior in the screen. He wanted very badly to ask Roy what was up; but when and if the supervisor wanted to get to the point of his call, he would do so on his own initiative.
"Let's see your flight plan," said Roy.
Chuck played the fingers of his left hand over the keys of a charter to his right. There appeared superimposed on the face of the screen between himself and Roy an outline of the two continents of this planet that the Tomah called Mant and the Lugh called Vanyinni. A red line that was his projected course crept across a great circle arc from the dot of his present position, over the ocean gap to the dot well inside the coastline of the southern continent. The dot was the human Base camp position.
"You could take a coastal route," said Roy, studying it.
"This one doesn't put us more than eight hundred nautical miles from land at the midpoint between the continents."
"Well, it's your neck," said Roy, with a lightheartedness as ominous as the noise of the standby burners.
"Oh, by the way, guess who we've got here? Just landed. Your uncle, Member Wagnall."
Aha! said Chuck. But he said it to himself.
"Tommy?" he said aloud. "Is he handy, there?"
"Right here," answered Roy, and backed out of the screen to allow a heavy, graying-haired man with a kind, broad face to take his place.
"Chuck, boy, how are you?" said the man.
"Never better, Tommy," said Chuck. "How's politicking?"
"The appropriations committee's got me out on a one-man junket to check up on you lads," said Earth District Member 439 Thomas L. Wagnall. "I promised your mother I'd say hello to you if I got to this Base. What's all this about having this project named after you?"
"Oh, not after me," said Chuck. "Its full name isn't Project Charlie, it's Project Big Brother Charlie. With us humans as Big Brother."
"I don't seem to know the reference."
"Didn't you ever hear that story?" said Chuck. "About three brothers-the youngest were twins and fought all the time. The only thing that stopped them was their big brother Charlie coming on the scene."
"I see," said Tommy. "With the Tomah and the Lugh as the two twins. Very apt. Let's just hope Big Brother can be as successful in this instance."
"Amen," said Chuck. "They're a couple of touchy peoples."
"Well," said Tommy. "I was going to run out where you are now and surprise you, but I understand you've got the only atmosphere pot of the outfit."
"You see?" said Chuck. "That proves we need more funds and equipment. Talk it up for us when you get back, Tommy. Those little airfoils you saw on the field when you came in have no range at all."
"Well, we'll see," said Tommy. "When do you expect to get here?"
"I'll be taking off in a few minutes. Say four hours."
"Good. I'll buy you a drink of diplomatic scotch when you get in."
Chuck grinned.
"Bless the governmental special supply. And you. See you, Tommy."
"I'll be waiting," said the Member. "You want to talk to your chief, again?"
He looked away outside the screen range. "He says nothing more. So long, Chuck."
"So long."
They cut connections. Chuck drew a deep breath. "Hold Seventy-nine," he murmured to his memory, and went back to check that item on his list.
He had barely completed his full check when a roll of drums from outside the ship, penetrating even over the sound of the burners, announced that the Tomah envoy was entering the ship. Chuck got up and went back through the door that separated the cockpit from the passenger and freight sections.
The envoy had just entered through the lock and was standing with his great claw almost in salute. He most nearly resembled, like all the Tomah, a very large ant with the front pair of legs developed into arms with six fingers each and double-opposed thumbs. In addition, however, a large, lobsterlike claw was hinged just behind and above the waist. When standing erect, as now, he measured about four feet from mandibles to the point where his rear pair of legs rested on the ground, although the great claw, fully extended, could have lifted something off a shelf a good foot or more above Chuck's head-and Chuck was over six feet in height. Completely unadorned as he was, this Tomah weighed possibly ninety to a hundred and ten Earth-pounds.
Chuck supplied him with a small throat-mike translator.
"Bright seasons," said the Tomah, as soon as this was adjusted. The translator supplied him with a measured, if uninflected, voice.
"Bright seasons," responded Chuck. "And welcome aboard, as we humans say. Now, if you'll just come over here-"
He went about the process of assisting the envoy into the bin across the aisle from the Lugh, Binichi. The Tomah had completely ignored the other; and all through the process of strapping in the envoy, Binichi neither stirred, nor spoke.
"There you are," said Chuck, when he was finished, looking down at the reclining form of the envoy.
"Comfortable?"
"Pardon me," said the envoy. "Your throat-talker did not express itself."
"I said, comfortable?"
"You will excuse me," said the envoy. "You appear to be saying something I don't understand."
"Are you suffering any pain, no matter how slight, from the harness and bin I put you in?"
"Thank you," said the envoy. "My health is perfect."