"It's what she did." And I tell Aibileen all about how Miss Celia beat the naked man with the fire poker this morning. Feels like ten years ago.

"That man a been black, he be dead in the ground. Police would a had a all-points alert for fifty-three states," Aibileen say.

"All her girly, high-heel ways and she just about kill him," I say.

Aibileen laughs. "What he call it again?"

"p.e.c.k.e.r pie. Crazy Whitfield fool." I have to keep myself from smiling because I know it'll make the cut split open again.

"Law, Minny, you have had some things happen to you."

"How come she ain't got no problem defending herself from that crazy man? But she chase after Miss Hilly like she just begging for abuse?" I say this even though Miss Celia getting her feelings hurt is the least of my worries right now. It just feels kind of good to talk about someone else's screwed-up life.

"Almost sounds like you care," Aibileen says, smiling.

"She just don't see em. The lines. lines. Not between her and me, not between her and Hilly." Not between her and me, not between her and Hilly."

Aibileen takes a long sip of her tea. Finally I look at her. "What you so quiet for? I know you got a opinion bout all this."

"You gone accuse me a philosophizing."

"Go ahead," I say. "I ain't afraid a no philosophy."

"It ain't true."

"Say what?"

"You talking about something that don't exist."

I shake my head at my friend. "Not only is they lines, but you know good as I do where them lines be drawn."

Aibileen shakes her head. "I used to believe in em. I don't anymore. They in our heads. People like Miss Hilly is always trying to make us believe they there. But they ain't."

"I know they there cause you get punished for crossing em," I say. "Least I do."

"Lot a folks think if you talk back to you husband, you crossed the line. And that justifies punishment. You believe in that line?"

I scowl down at the table. "You know I ain't studying no line like that."

"Cause that line ain't there. Except in Leroy's head. Lines between black and white ain't there neither. Some folks just made those up, long time ago. And that go for the white trash and the so-ciety ladies too."

Thinking about Miss Celia coming out with that fire poker when she could've hid behind the door, I don't know. I get a twinge. I want her to understand how it is with Miss Hilly. But how do you tell a fool like her?

"So you saying they ain't no line between the help and the boss either?"

Aibileen shakes her head. "They's just positions, like on a checkerboard. Who work for who don't mean nothing."

"So I ain't crossing no line if I tell Miss Celia the truth, that she ain't good enough for Hilly?" I pick my cup up. I'm trying hard to get this, but my cut's thumping against my brain. "But wait, if I tell her Miss Hilly's out a her league . . . then ain't I saying they is is a line?" a line?"

Aibileen laughs. She pats my hand. "All I'm saying is, kindness don't have no boundaries."

"Hmph." I put the ice to my head again. "Well, maybe I'll try to tell her. Before she goes to the Benefit and makes a big pink fool a herself."

"You going this year?" Aibileen asks.

"If Miss Hilly gone be in the same room as Miss Celia telling her lies about me, I want a be there. Plus Sugar wants to make a little money for Christmas. Be good for her to start learning party serving."

"I be there too," says Aibileen. "Miss Leefolt done asked me three months ago would I do a lady-finger cake for the auction."

"That old bland thing again? Why them white folks like the lady-fingers so much? I can make a dozen cakes taste better 'n that."

"They think it be real European." Aibileen shakes her head. "I feel bad for Miss Skeeter. I know she don't want a go, but Miss Hilly tell her if she don't, she lose her officer job."

I drink down the rest of Aibileen's good coffee, watch the sun sink. The air turns cooler through the window.

"I guess I got to go," I say, even though I'd rather spend the rest of my life right here in Aibileen's cozy little kitchen, having her explain the world to me. That's what I love about Aibileen, she can take the most complicated things in life and wrap them up so small and simple, they'll fit right in your pocket.

"You and the kids want a come stay with me?"

"No." I untack the bandage, slip it back in my pocket. "I want him to see me," I say, staring down at my empty coffee cup. "See what he done to his wife."

"Call me on the phone if he gets rough. You hear me?"

"I don't need no phone. You'll hear him screaming for mercy all the way over here."

THE THERMOMETER by Miss Celia's kitchen window sinks down from seventy-nine to sixty to fifty-five in less than an hour. At last, a cold front's moving in, bringing cool air from Canada or Chicago or somewhere. I'm picking the lady peas for stones, thinking about how we're breathing the same air those Chicago people breathed two days ago. Wondering if, for no good reason I started thinking about Sears and Roebuck or Shake 'n Bake, would it be because some Illinoian had thought it two days ago. It gets my mind off my troubles for about five seconds.

It took me a few days, but I finally came up with a plan. It's not a good one, but at least it's something. I know that every minute I wait is a chance for Miss Celia to call up Miss Hilly. I wait too long and she'll see her at the Benefit next week. It makes me sick thinking about Miss Celia running up to those girls like they're best friends, the look on her made-up face when she hears about me. This morning, I saw the list by Miss Celia's bed. Of what else she needs to do for the Benefit: Get fingernails done. Go to panty-hose store. Get tuxedo Martinized and pressed. Call Miss Hilly.

"Minny, does this new hair color look cheap?"

I just look at her.

"Tomorrow I am marching down to f.a.n.n.y Mae's and getting it re-colored." She's sitting at the kitchen table and holds up a handful of sample strips, splayed out like playing cards. "What do you think? b.u.t.terbatch or Marilyn Monroe?"

"Why you don't like you own natural color?" Not that I have any idea what that might be. But it's sure not the bra.s.s-bell or the sickly white on those cards in her hand.

"I think this b.u.t.terbatch is a little more festive, for the holidays and all. Don't you?"

"If you want your head to look like a b.u.t.terball turkey."

Miss Celia giggles. She thinks I'm kidding. "Oh and I have to show you this new fingernail polish." She scrambles in her purse, finds a bottle of something so pink it looks like you could eat it. She opens the bottle and starts painting on her nails.

"Please, Miss Celia, don't do that mess on the table, it don't come--"

"Look, isn't it the thing? And I've found two dresses to match it just exactly!"

She scoots off and comes back holding two hot pink gowns, smiling all over them. They're long to the floor, covered in sparkles and sequins, slits up the leg. Both hang by straps thin as chickenwire. They are going to tear her up at that party.

"Which one do you like better?" asks Miss Celia.

I point to the one without the low-cut neckline.

"Oh, see now, I would've chosen this other one. Listen to the little rattle it makes when I walk." She swishes the dress from side to side.

I think about her rattling around the party in that thing. Whatever the white version of a juke joint hussy is, that's what they'll be calling her. She won't even know what's happening. She'll just hear the hissing.

"You know, Miss Celia," I speak kind of slow like it's just now coming to me. "Instead a calling them other ladies, maybe you should call up Miss Skeeter Phelan. I heard she real nice."

I asked Miss Skeeter this favor a few days ago, to try and be nice to Miss Celia, steer her away from those ladies. Up to now, I've been telling Miss Skeeter not to dare call Miss Celia back. But now, it's the only option I have.

"I think you and Miss Skeeter would get along just fine," I say and I crank out a big smile.

"Oh no." Miss Celia looks at me all wide-eyed, holding up those saloon-looking gowns. "Don't you know? The League members can't stand stand Skeeter Phelan anymore." Skeeter Phelan anymore."

My hands knuckle into fists. "You ever met her?"

"Oh, I heard all about it at f.a.n.n.y Mae's setting under the heating hood. They said she's the biggest embarra.s.sment this town's ever seen. Said she was the one who put all those toilets on Hilly Holbrook's front yard. Remember that picture that showed up in the paper a few months ago?"

I grind my teeth together to keep my real words in. "I said said, have you ever met her?"

"Well, no. But if all those girls don't like her, then she must be . . . well she . . ." Her words trail off like it's just hitting her what she's saying.

Sickedness, disgust, disbelief--it all wraps together in me like a ham roll. To keep myself from finishing that sentence for her, I turn to the sink. I dry my hands to the point of hurting. I knew she was stupid, but I never knew she was a hypocrite.

"Minny?" Miss Celia says behind me.

"Ma'am."

She keeps her voice quiet. But I hear the shame in it. "They didn't even ask me in the house. They made me stand out on the steps like a vacuum salesman."

I turn around and her eyes are down to the floor.

"Why, Minny?" she whispers.

What can I say? Your clothes, your hair, your b.o.o.bies in the size-nothing sweaters. I remember what Aibileen said about the lines and the kindness. I remember what Aibileen heard at Miss Leefolt's, of why the League ladies don't like her. It seems like the kindest reason I can think of.

"Because they know about you getting pregnant that first time. And it makes them mad you getting knocked up and marrying one a their mens."

"They know know about that?" about that?"

"And especially since Miss Hilly and Mister Johnny went steady for so long."

She just blinks at me a second. "Johnny said he used to date her but . . . was it really for that long?"

I shrug like I don't know, but I do. When I started working at Miss Walters' eight years ago, all Miss Hilly talked about was how she and Johnny were going to get married someday.

I say, "I reckon they broke up right around the time he met you."

I'm waiting for it to hit her, that her social life is doomed. That there's no sense in calling the League ladies anymore. But Miss Celia looks like she's doing high math, the way she's got her brow scrunched up. Then her face starts to clear like she's figured something out.

"So Hilly . . . she probably thinks I was fooling around with Johnny while they were still going steady then."

"Probably. And from what I hear, Miss Hilly still sweet on him. She never got over him." I'm thinking, any normal person would automatically fie on a woman biding for her husband. But I forgot Miss Celia is not a normal person.

"Well, no wonder she can't stand me!" she says, grinning with all she's got. "They don't hate me me, they hate what they think I did."

"What? They hate you cause they think you white trash!"

"Well, I'm just going to have to explain it to Hilly, let her know I am not a boyfriend stealer. In fact, I'll tell Hilly on Friday night, when I see her at the Benefit."

She's smiling like she just discovered the cure for polio, the way she's worked out a plan to win Miss Hilly over.

At this point, I am too tired to fight it.

On BENEFIT FRIDAY, I work late cleaning that house top to bottom. Then I fry up a plate of pork chops. The way I figure it, the shinier the floors, the clearer the windowpanes, the better my chances are of having a job on Monday. But the smartest thing I can do, if Mister Johnny's got a say in this, is plant my pork chop in his hand.

He's not supposed to be home until six tonight, so at four-thirty I wipe the counters one last time, then head to the back where Miss Celia's been getting ready for the past four hours. I like to do their bed and bathroom last so it's clean for when Mister Johnny gets home.

"Miss Celia, now what is going on in here?" I mean, she's got stockings dangling from chairs, pocketbooks on the floor, enough costume jewelry for a whole family of hookers, forty-five pairs of high-heel shoes, underthings, overcoats, panties, bra.s.sieres, and a half-empty bottle of white wine on the chifforobe with no coaster under it.

I start picking up all her stupid silky things and piling them on the chair. The least I can do is run the Hoover.

"What time is it, Minny?" Miss Celia says from the bathroom. "Johnny'll be home at six, you know."

"Ain't even five yet," I say, "but I got to go soon." I have to pick up Sugar and get us to the party by six-thirty to serve.

"Oh Minny, I'm so excited." I hear Miss Celia's dress swishing behind me. "What do you think?"

I turn around. "Oh my Lord." I might as well be Little Stevie Wonder I am so blinded by that dress. Hot pink and silver sequins glitter from her extra-large b.o.o.bies all the way to her hot pink toes.

"Miss Celia," I whisper. "Tuck yourself in fore you lose something."

Miss Celia shimmies the dress up. "Isn't it gorgeous? Ain't it just the prettiest thing you've ever seen? I feel like I'm a Hollywood movie star."

She bats her fake-lashed eyes. She is rouged, painted, and plastered with makeup. The b.u.t.terbatch hairdo is poufed up around her head like an Easter bonnet. One leg peeks out in a high, thigh-baring slit and I turn away, too embarra.s.sed to look. Everything about her oozes s.e.x, s.e.x, and more s.e.x.

"Where you get them fingernails?"

"At the Beauty Box this morning. Oh Minny, I'm so nervous, I've got b.u.t.terflies."

She takes a heavy swig from her winegla.s.s, kind of teeters a little in her high heels.

"What you had to eat today?"

"Nothing. I'm too nervous to eat. What about these earrings? Are they dangly enough?"

"Take that dress off, let me fix you some biscuits right quick."