"She's good looking," Clyde grumbled. "You made her leave."

Ruby waved her camera like she was dispelling smoke. "You have bad taste, Clyde."

"You make me talk to Pena and Hayes again," Clyde warned, "I'll show you taste. I'll murder them."

Ruby rolled her eyes. She slid into Maia's chair, aimed the camera at me diagonally. I held my hand in front of the lens until she gave up. "Spoilsport. I'm not excluding you from tonight's meeting, Tres, honey. After all, you have some direct interest in the capital at stake, don't you?"

"You mean he's likely to side with you," Garrett complained.

Ruby said cheerfully, "That too."

Over at the bar, the argument between Pena and Hayes was escalating, some of the words even cutting through the bar noise. She. Sell. No.

From the back patio, Kinky Friedman let out a loud aiyyaiyy aiyy! There was a spattering of applause, then Kinky launched into "Waitress, Please Waitress." The perfect romantic wedding song.

Clyde was glaring at the fight between Pena and Dwight Hayes, which was now beginning to stop the conversations around them.

"Somebody should kill that guy," Clyde groused.

"Now, now," Ruby said. "That guy is our next paycheck, dear."

Then Dwight Hayes pushed his boss. Maybe Dwight didn't mean to push as forcefully as he did. Maybe he caught Pena off balance. But Pena toppled backward, right off his barstool, flat on his ass.

There were two seconds of frozen surprise at the bar, then bemused looks, then catcalls. Somebody started clapping.

Matthew Pena got slowly to his feet.

Dwight was apologizing, his arms raised, and Pena nodded reassuringly that everything was okay, then picked up a beer bottle and slammed it into the side of Dwight Hayes' face. It was Dwight's turn to go down.

A woman shrieked. The crowd surged back.

Clyde Simms said, "That's fucking it."

Ruby tried to call after him, but Clyde was hearing none of it. He plowed through the crowd, toward the bar.

There were two Travis County deputies working the wedding party's security by the back door, but they weren't moving yet- probably trying to decide if their duties included breaking up a nonweddingparty bar fight.

Clyde tapped Matthew Pena's shoulder, got his attention, and decked him.

Another surge backward from the crowd.

I stood, but it was still hard to see.

Dwight Hayes had just gotten up, and some misguided sense of loyalty or guilt prompted him to grab another beer bottle, which he brought down in a shipchristening manoeuvre on top of Clyde Simms' skull with a loud, hollow POCK.

That just made the big man mad. Clyde swung around, bellowing "Fucking motherfucker!" and slashing three or four drinks off the bar.

He tried to lift Dwight by his shirt, but that only works in the movies. All Clyde managed to do was yank fabric into Dwight's armpits, showing us all his skinny, tan midriff. Clyde slammed Dwight against the bar, slipped on something, and both men went over onto the floor, crushing Matthew Pena, who'd just been trying to get up.

Garrett was cursing at me to wheel him the hell out of there before he got trampled.

Ruby had her hand over her mouth. Whether she was amused or mortified, I couldn't tell.

Across the room, the two deputies were finally trying to push toward the fight, but the crowd kept pushing them back. Maia Lee had come out of the bathroom; she wasn't having much luck moving, either.

Clyde came up for air like a breaching whale, holding Dwight sideways by one leg and his neck. Dwight had found another bottle on the floor and was swinging it desperately, occasionally hitting Clyde, more often swiping somebody in the crowd. Someone yelped. Clyde started wading across the room, toward the bathrooms. People scrambled to get out of his way.

Kinky Friedman was playing "We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to You." The tuxanddress folks were pressing their faces against the patio windows, watching us lower classes partake in our quaint amusements.

It was now an easier matter for me to get close to Clyde, although the deputies still had the bulk of the crowd in their way. One of the guys at a nearby table yelled, "Hey, that's Dwight! Fuck that!" and tried to jump Clyde. The guy missed and slid out of sight.

Another guy picked up a chair. Dwight kept swinging the bottle and hitting people, causing a chain reaction of pissedoff drunks.

I'm not sure where Clyde thought he was taking Dwight, but when he got to the booths on the opposite side of the room, between the Damen and Herren rest room doors, he decided the trophy case of German bier steins on the wall was as good a spot as any.

He stepped onto the platform of the first booth, the people at the table cringing away from him, and he heaved Dwight into the glass. It broke with a mighty crash. Dwight didn't fit in the cabinet, so he fell onto the booth table, his knees straddling a woman's blond hairdo, glass and broken bier steins showering on his back and into the diners' plates of sausage and sauerkraut.

The deputies yelled for people to get out of their way. The music on the back patio was finally unravelling to a stop.

Clyde Simms swung around and started scanning the crowd- no doubt looking for his original target, Matthew Pena. He seemed surprised to find me blocking his way.

"What the faaaaaah-"

The last sound because of the knucklestrike I jabbed into his larynx.

I shoved my palm into his nose hard enough to spout blood. Then I grabbed his wrist, twisted myself under his arm and came up behind him, putting Clyde's arm in a double joint lock-his arm twisted at the elbow and wrist so he was forced to make a capital letter C between his shoulder blades.

He said, "Aaaadddd!"

I suggested, "Let's go outside."

Fistfights were breaking out here and there like brushfires, slowing down the deputies who were wading toward me.

I walked Clyde toward the door. The crowd parted for us. Ruby got a great shot of us with her camera.

Over by the back patio, I caught a glimpse of a swarthy guy in black Western clothes-pencil moustache, cigar, white Stetson pulled down over his eyes. He was watching the proceedings calmly.

Kinky Friedman, collecting lyrics for his next song, no doubt.

I got Clyde outside and was trying to figure out where best to deposit him when a voice said, "Freeze!"

Just like that. Freeze. Like he'd been watching Real Cops.

Without turning around, I said, "Just trying to help calm things down here, sir."

The next sound I knew-the dry swishclick of a metal asp being extended. The deputy said, "Let him go."

"I'll fucking kill you," Clyde murmured to me.

"My friend here just got a little upset, Deputy," I called back to the cop. "I was just trying to cool him down a little bit. No harm done. Right, buddy?"

Clyde stopped cursing. I think the word Deputy sobered him up. I could feel the tension seep out of his shoulders.

"Yeah," he agreed. "This fucker's right."

I tightened the joint lock.

"Aadd! Yeah my good buddy's right, officer. No problem. No problem."

I let Clyde go, stepped quickly out of his way. We both turned and smiled at the deputy.

He looked familiar-probably one of the guys who'd been giving me dirty looks at the station on Saturday.

Clyde did a good job looking friendly, even though he had a line of blood leaking from his left nostril. The blood matched his suit beautifully.

The deputy didn't smile back. His collapsible baton was a black televisionantennalooking thing with a handle on the thick end- the only difference being that a television antenna could not break your thighbone.

A second deputy burst out the door, dragging poor Dwight Hayes by the elbow. They were followed by Ruby McBride and Matthew Pena. The latter sported a beautiful contusion on his left cheek.

The first deputy looked at Dwight. "This your good buddy, too, Mr. Navarre?"

It bothered me that he remembered my name.

"Misunderstanding," I promised. "Everything's fine."

"Be even finer in the city jail," he said. "You like assaults, you'll love it there."

Matthew Pena said, "No."

The cops looked at him.

Pena's eyes were remarkably serene-that same burnt black look that had unnerved me thirty feet under Lake Travis. Blood traced his cheekbone, there was beer drool on his designer jacket, but the attack had not ruffled his composure for long. He seemed the same untouchable, patiently dangerous man he'd been that afternoon.

"I don't want to file charges," Pena said. "Mr. Hayes and Mr. Simms don't want any more trouble. Am I correct, gentlemen?"

Dwight stared at the asphalt, muttered something in the affirmative.

Clyde said, "Goddamn-"

I elbowed him. He said, "Yeah. Uhhuh."

The cops exchanged glances, silently conferred with each other. I'm sure they could've worked up enough justification for an arrest, called APD and had us all hauled away. But then the music started up in the back, Kinky Friedman started singing, and I guess the deputies remembered who was paying their tab.

The first one pointed at me.

"I see you again ..." He let the threat hang in the air.

Pena turned and headed inside.

Ruby smiled at me, mouthed the words, See you later, honey, then followed.

Clyde gave me a look that was slightly less friendly. He wiped a string of blood off his lip, then stomped down the street toward the parking garage.

Dwight Hayes didn't look too bad for a guy who'd just decorated a display case. He had some superficial lacerations on his arms, a more respectable gash in the leg of his jeans, specks of broken bier stein in the brown fuzz of his hair.

I said, "Pena offer good health benefits?"

His features were pinched with anger. He reached into his pocket, pulled out part of a bier stein handle.

"Need a goddamn taxi," he mumbled.

"I'll give you a lift," I said. "Black truck across the street."

I got out my keys and pressed the remote, beeped off the car alarm and unlocked the doors.

Dwight muttered something. Maybe it was "thank you." Maybe it was just something stuck in his teeth. He stumbled across the street and climbed into the passenger seat of my F150, slamming the door behind him.

Finally, Maia and Garrett appeared in the doorway of the club. Maia helped Garrett pop a wheelie, then bump his way down the front steps to the sidewalk.

I told them I was taking Dwight home.

Maia took the news about as well as I had expected. She looked like she wanted to kill me, then like she wanted to throw up, then she gave in.

"I'm going to my hotel," said Maia. "I'm going to eat, take the longest bath in history, and then sleep. And Tres-just take Dwight home. All right? No weapons. No interrogations. No humorous excursions. Please?"

"Trust me," I said.

She closed her eyes, muttered some bitter ancient curse, and then walked toward the taxi stand.

I looked at Garrett, who seemed in a somewhat better mood now, no doubt thanks to the drubbing recently inflicted on Matthew Pena, Inc. "What's your plan?"

"My plan," he said, "is tequila shots on Sixth Street. The Iron Cactus. Pick me up on your way back."

"And then?"

"And then, just maybe, I'll be ready for Ruby."

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From: Subject: whitetail season To: gn I @rni.com I can only go by what she's told me, but she's told me so much- more than she realizes.

I imagine a girl of fourteen.

She's too tall for the boys, developed, impossible to miss with her long hair, her brilliant eyes, her temper. She is so physical, so sexual, that she intimidates her peers, and yet she tries to imitate them as best she can. She studies fashion the way she studies calculus. She wears the right jeans, the right designer tops and shoes. This just sets her apart even more. She has never had a date, or a best friend. Since she turned twelve, she has learned to endure the looks grown men give her-comments from her father's workers at the dock, bits of Spanish they think she doesn't understand.

She understands.

Her discomfort makes her more stubborn, more determined to look mature and feign confidence.